Someone Made An “Unspirational” Instagram Account For People Who Hate Inspirational Quotes, And It’s Hilarious

That's what I usually do.

I should tell my human the same thing.

OMG yes, that always annoys me so much.

Shutting the f**k up is free

2 milk 2 sweetner, but here in Canada most people say please and thank you so that's more than 4 words.

I don't need a reason to eat! I just looove food! ♥ When I'm eating, I'm fantacizing about my next meal! :D

This is funny!!

Sadly, This seems like a pretty clever idea to me

And i'm proud of that

....is finding a reason to shave my legs =P

unfortunately true.

It's far better to be an a*****e than an idiot.

So I can view them in the toilet?

I ain't borrowing no shoes! ò_ó

Well... it's time to confess that ever since the word "selfie" surfaced, I thought of that in a NSFW way, and that made reading conversations about selfies creepily hilarious.

amen

At least you are better than the neighbor.

Haha

'I'm having a great day!' *sees poster* 'Nevermind.'

Good times ? Wth is that ?

High five dude !

thank you

Never!

Hahahahah

Another solid, truthful advice.

Thank youuuu!!!

Of course it does! Or it would not be such a git!

Damn but what if I like what I see in the mirror

Bahahaha

Hahaha

some of my best friends are imaginary *cries*

Solitude is bliss, everytime

it is...

Lifestyle of Grumpy Cat.

That quote just a little bit reminds me of RuPaul's drag race bc they were saying "If you can't love yourself how are you going to love someone else" idk I guess the connected just clicked even though both quotes are opposite almost :/

And "Just running a quick errand, be gone for 5 minutes tops" is always a lie

Waking up from a nightmare to a nightmare...?

pure wisdom...

I just can't.

Tbh, i really mean to do that

Hello food my old friend...

I try to limit time with those who are energy vampires.

Yeah, what's the difference anyway, you'd run either before, or after you miss the subway.

Thank you again!!

Or eating

Because we always set high expectation

Just like my life, impossible goals that never reached. But i don't know why i'm still loving to dream it.

Oh this is my brother! He's always telling my mom and dad "happy birthday" or "happy anniversary" on his FB page. They never go on FB!

this is true for those people who are like whores in social media

So true

Yeah.. that is so pretty true