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50 Hilariously Honest Amazon Reviews
If there’s something in this world that we still have the power to control, it must be reviews. These short sentences of practical wisdom shared with fellow customers, shoppers, or diners can totally make it or break it for brands, services, and products.
Think of the last time you went on Amazon to get your mom a fancy aroma diffuser. If you are a stranger in the land of aroma diffusers, and most of us are, you totally rely on that one or two scribbles of feedback left by someone who probably doesn’t remember ever writing it.
And while some reviews are indeed helpful and others plain odd, others are splendidly hilarious. Like, verging on the border of being their own kind of comedic gold.
But thanks to the subreddit r/amazonreviews, which has been collecting the “the funniest damned product reviews on Amazon” since 2012, we've got quite an archive to feast on. From weirdly specific to plain specific, from painfully funny to mildly funny, there’s everything for every single taste in the reviews department. Psst! Part 1 of the same 5-star hilarity waits here.
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#1
Hilarious!
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#2
A Cute Amazon Review I Revisit Just For A Smile. An 88 Year Old Woman And Her 92 Year Old Husband Attend A Halloween Party. Btw They Liked The Bee Costume
#3
Turning A Bad Situation Into A Good Review?
#4
Just Saw This Today On A Teeth Whitening System
#5
Candles Are For Men Too!
#6
Ok, I’m Sold!
#7
Found Last Night When Shopping For A LED Collar For Dog
clever username 5 years ago
can you spot the horse? took me a second, had a heart attack.....good times
#9
50 Lb Pound Of Play Sand Is Heavy And Makes For Great Revenge!
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Maybe the first time he bent it was an accident, but the other times he bent it because he remembered all the sand the guy ordered.
#10
That Cuts Deep
#11
This Review For A Mattress Protector
#12
At Least It’s Keto Friendly...
#13
Man Has Existential Crisis Over Gaffers Tape
#14
55 Gallons Of Lubricant
#15
Graphing Calculator
#16
On A Review For Down Pillows... Thanks For The Clarification
#17
I Was Searching For Transparent Sewing Thread
#18
Can You Replace The Spray
#19
No King Lives Forever
#20
This Made Me Very Happy
#21
It’s A Trap!
#22
Not Entirely Sure This Is For Real
#23
A Shining Dog Probiotic Review
#24
Rip Bob, The Little Roomba That Couldn't
#25
Worked As Advertised
Katy McMouse 5 years ago
I just bought these for my sons. It's handy to know that they won't hear the agonized screeching of my husband as I eviscerate him for, well, just about everything the poor bastard has done since quarantine began. I, unfortunately, have a long memory and a much shorter fuse these days.
#26
“World’s Worst Mom”
#27
“It’s Lube, Not Much More To Say”
#28
As Soon As I Started Looking For Googly Eyes, I Knew The Reviews Would End Up Here
#29
I Love When Reviewers Post Photos
#30
Review For A Sprinkler
#31
Found This Gem While Buying Ant Poison
Brandy Grote 5 years ago
What is this product? We used Terro baits all summer, but I still had to spray the monsters.
#34
Humbling But In A Life Changing Way
#35
Herb Garden Is Seriously Nice Stuff
#37
"I Should Have Picked A Different Color"
#39
I Hope Bernard Gets His Act Together
#40
Much More Comfortable With My Purchase Now
#41
So Like, Where Are The Wolves?
#42
He Ordered A Terabyte Ssd... And Got Wood
#43
In The Reviews For A Weighted Blanket
#44
A Fair Question
Brandy Grote 5 years ago
That cancer warning law backfired. Everything now causes cancer, and no one cares or pays attention to the warning. Making it ineffectual, therefore the companies are still liable if they use cancer causing stuff. Lookin at you, Monsanto.
#45
Woman Hides Laptop In Oven, Rates 5 Stars For Surving The Heat!
Mohsie Supposie 5 years ago
I think there IS something wrong with the laptop. It repeated the first 4 lines of the review!
#46
Perhaps Rethink Shipping?
#47
Cannot Stop Laughing
#48
This Gave Me A Good Laugh
#50
Ordered Hair Clips And Found This
#51
This Is One Unsatisfied Customer!
#52
Short And Sweet. I Ordered It
#53
Be Gone, She Devil!
#54
Anchors Away Matey!
#55
Moderation Is Key
#56
A Self Tanner That Gets The Job Done
#57
I Spit Out My Tea While Shopping For Women’s Underwear
#58
Looking Into Buying A Bidet
#59
Review On Fake Teeth
#60
World's Best Sponges
#61
A Review Of Shorts
#62
"Thumb" Up!
Hugh Cookson 5 years ago
WTF - $1700 to sort an emergency !!! You people in the US have a seriously fcked up medical / healthcare system. Now that the grown ups are in the White House try to get something in place that allows everyone to be treated FOR NOTHING, until you sort out who is taking the piss .....
#63
On A Sweet And Spicy Mustard
#64
The Earplugs Work
#65
I Mean... They're Not Wrong
#66
Was Just Looking For The Perfect Wednesday Addams Dress And Came Across This Gem
#67
I Had Such A Crappy Week That I’m Trying To See The Bright Side Of It
#68
Review For Fiber Pills
#69
Finally Found One In The Wild
Schrodinger's Cat 5 years ago
But also- Where can I find these? I have a sudden urge to walk up the wall now...
#70
A Review For Natural Deodorant
#71
Poor Guy
#72
That's Wassup Amanda
#73
Time To Get A Divorce Caw Caw
#74
642 People Think This Is How Tvs Are Measured
Summer Woodsong 5 years ago
I've always wondered, why are computer monitors and TV screens measured diagonally? I think it's just because the numbers are more impressive. Ideas?
#75
Phone Charger From Hell
#76
Right Round
#77
I Just Wanted To Know If Meow Mix Was Good For My Cat
Brandy Grote 5 years ago
As long as our voting processes work - as they just did - there will be no "socialist take over". And unless you are making over $150,000, you will actually benefit from a little "socialism" like medical care and free school lunches for hungry kids.
#78
Skincare Product: Asking The Right Questions
#79
This Review Made Me Crack Up The Entire Day
Faith Nicole 5 years ago (edited)
That price... there's no way in hell!! And after googling this exact product at best buy they are $1,999.98 on sale from $2,400. So ya, thank God that was a typo in the ad 🤣
#80
This Isn't The T-Shirt I Ordered
Kallyn Desmarais 5 years ago
Just tell the truth. If your wife doesn't believe you, you guys have bigger problems than you think. Smh.
#82
I Laughed When I Saw This
#83
Senior Woman Asthma Wall Decal
#85
Yup He's A Prick
#86
Which Is It?
#88
Pre-Owned Wii Reviews
#89
One Is Just Upside Down
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Nico Di Angelo 5 years ago (edited)
🎶 Happy birthday to me 🎵 no one has figured it out yet 🎵 even with the upvotes I’m getting 🎶 Seriously tho. NOT A SINGLE PERSON
CrispyPlop 5 years ago
Happy Birthday. Seriously. It's your day. Cozy up in bed. Binge Netflix until your eyes roll out of your sockets. I don't care. Do something you want to do, without feeling guilty. 'Cause today, that doesn't matter. Today, all that matters it what you want, fellow Panda.
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Ivana 5 years ago
I wish they showed what some of the products are. I want that mattress protector. I got dogs, a rabbit, and a husband that sleep in my bed and not one of them seems to appreciate how much work it is to shampoo vac up their messes. You know how much it sucks to wake up to your dog vomiting on the bed you just cleaned that very same night when your husband spilled sweet tea on it because he was trying to carry the other dog, the rabbit, and the sweet tea at the same time? Also want that weighted blanket. I would like to construct a wall around me when I sleep.
Nico Di Angelo 5 years ago (edited)
🎶 Happy birthday to me 🎵 no one has figured it out yet 🎵 even with the upvotes I’m getting 🎶 Seriously tho. NOT A SINGLE PERSON
CrispyPlop 5 years ago
Happy Birthday. Seriously. It's your day. Cozy up in bed. Binge Netflix until your eyes roll out of your sockets. I don't care. Do something you want to do, without feeling guilty. 'Cause today, that doesn't matter. Today, all that matters it what you want, fellow Panda.
Load More Replies... Ivana 5 years ago
I wish they showed what some of the products are. I want that mattress protector. I got dogs, a rabbit, and a husband that sleep in my bed and not one of them seems to appreciate how much work it is to shampoo vac up their messes. You know how much it sucks to wake up to your dog vomiting on the bed you just cleaned that very same night when your husband spilled sweet tea on it because he was trying to carry the other dog, the rabbit, and the sweet tea at the same time? Also want that weighted blanket. I would like to construct a wall around me when I sleep.
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