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With Christmas season rolling around the corner, our minds are often occupied with thinking about kids' toys—as (not-so) nice memories, or as necessities. Either way, companies sell some weird, weird stuff and I want to see the weirdest you can remember.
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#1
Very Ethical Pet Choice. Low Maintenance, Too!
Final score:
65points
Aleksandra Elias 4 years ago
Gary Dahl, who came up with that idea in 1970s, sold over 1million of them for 4 dollars each, earning millions.
(╯ ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)╯┻━┻ ¯_(ツ)_/¯ CS 4 years ago
i mean people also made a fortune on plastic wishbones
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#2
This Is Gathering Most Creepy Thing I Ever Saw.
Final score:
59points
Bisexual bean 4 years ago
Yeah i have three! There called feisty pets! That unicorns name is Glenda Glitterpoop, and she hates world peace, rainbows, and lollipops.
Average Grizzlies Fan 4 years ago
This is like my cat: "Oh (insert cat name), you're so cute" **Cat: turns to me** **Me: reaches out to pet it** Cat: (insert second picture)
HappyPig1723 4 years ago
I have this! No joke, my mom got it as a pet, and I snuggle it every night.
Dawn Welton 4 years ago
These are AWESOME!!! My son adores his Feisty Pets! He has three of them: Glenda Glitterpoop (unicorn), Ferdinand Flamefart (dragon), and Sparkles Rainbowbarf (pegasus).
#3
The Pain Begins
Final score:
58points
Bloxmakesgames2019 4 years ago (edited)
We have the same spelling of Zayne and you have part of my last name it is hyphenated as [Redacted]-Lewis how weird is that? I’m not putting my last name up
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random_kitty 4 years ago
i saw a doll.... a baby doll and it says: 'baby's first baby!' so, she's 🤰🏻 pregnant..
#4
Monkey
Final score:
48points
glowworm2 4 years ago
It doesn't help that there is a Steven King's short story called "The Monkey" involving this toy in which someone dies whenever it crashes its cymbals. There was also a movie called "The Devil's Gift" which features this plot. Parts of this movie were also shoehorned into "Merlin's Mystical Shop of Wonders."
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Tagzwoelf 4 years ago
There are a lot them in Fallout 4 and my strongest intention in playing the game is to shoot every single one of those creepy things
#5
What The Tooth Fairy Really Does With Your Teeth
Final score:
48points
queer weebio 4 years ago
was tolg that ur parents keep ur baby teeth and make these montrosities with them like wtf
#6
The Useless Man! I Also Just Realized He 'Now Has Clothing'. At Least He Did Something In His Useless Life This Useless Man...
Final score:
43points
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
"Obvious Plant Toys, Inc." didn't give away this is not an actual toy?!
(Dramatic music plays) 4 years ago
yeah, this is an obvious plant toy, wich are just usless and funny toys that he puts in stores.
Mike Pence's Fly (Submission author) 4 years ago
[Sad guitar solo noises, then suddenly, George Harrison's, "Let it Down" starts playing at bass boosted, camera zooms into face, more sad guitar solo noises]
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#7
Thought That I'd Squeeze This One In!
Final score:
42points
Mike Pence's Fly 4 years ago
"THE POOP POPS UP!" [Pushes with insane intensity] [Poop skyrockets at 78.6 MPH]
#9
It's Just......i.....what.....
Final score:
40points
Xenon 4 years ago
They came out with a pregnant barbie years ago. You could pull off the outer pregnant belly covering, get the baby out and put a flat belly cover back on the barbie. Didn't sell too well.
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Amarédesse Gemtree, SLYTHERIN 4 years ago
yeahhhhh. I wonder why it's even here. (sarcasm) (not tryna be rude) (but sarcastic)
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François Carré 4 years ago
So that kids learn that a womb opens like a washing machine and that's the way babies get out, since it's notorious there is no such thing as a vagina.
Ciara Meeks 4 years ago
I wanted one of these when I was younger after watching a Youtube video about it and I still want one (Don't ask me why because I don't know).
Gage Franke 4 years ago
You think this is bad? just look up Baby's First Baby. Pure nightmare fuel.
#10
I Introduce You To... The Dicken!
Final score:
39points
Em Watson 4 years ago
I'm not sure what's worse - the toy or the fact that it says "I'm fully possible" on the box
Em Watson 4 years ago
Oh it says poseable 😂😂 it's okay peopl, I have my glasses on now 🤣🤣 oh dear me...
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#11
Klaabu. It Was A Name Of A Character In Estonia. This Is A Wind Up Toy That Then Starts To Run Around The Floor. Out Of Balance And Smashing Into Anything On Its Path. Idiotic, Ugly And Pointless Toy. Everyone Used To Own This In Estonia.
Final score:
36points
#12
Face Bank. The Bank That Creepily Eats Your Money.
Final score:
34points
#13
Final score:
32points
Stimpy 4 years ago
Nvmd, found it. It's from Sigikid and is called "Erwin the little patient". There is also a girl version called "rosi". So cool!
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#14
I Would Post That Weird Slime Sh*tting Fat Unicorn Baby, But I Kinda Don't Want The Cia Taking Me To Go Waterboarding, So Here's Bear Of The Interest, A High-Class Weapon.
Final score:
31points
Bacony Cakes (Submission author) 4 years ago
Well, it's from China. That should clear some things up a bit.
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#15
When You Realize You Left The Oven On
Final score:
31points
Mary Maney (Submission author) 4 years ago
Oh god. Our dentist waiting room has video games and TVs and those fun little buzzer thingys that buzz when it’s ur turn ;)
Load More Replies... Mary Maney (Submission author) 4 years ago
Nooooo morphine in the huny that’s what
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Srict Wife
Final score:
30points
Phunny Philosopher 4 years ago
I agree. And so is the Useless Man. I know these are jokes, but something about them does not sit right.
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Mike Pence's Fly 4 years ago
"JIMMY GET UPSTAIRS! I GOT MEH FRYING PANNNNN! AND ITS ABOUT TO FRY YOUR BUTTOCKS!"
eezycheezes101 4 years ago
Ad: *happily* Press the button on her hand! Me: Why? Ad: *still trying to be polite* Just do it. Me:BUT WHY?! Ad:*Trying to be polite* but sorta yelling* BECAUSE Me: What it is gonna beat me if I don't press the button??? Ad: *is ready to kill me* JUST DO IT YOU SHREK LOOKING BAG OF BITCH. PRESS THE GODDAMN BUTTON!!!
Ciara Meeks 4 years ago
I want one and gift it to my Grandma she looks like this when you make her mad or get on her nerves.
#17
Rafiki What Are You Doing?!
Final score:
30points
eezycheezes101 4 years ago
Mufasa: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SON?! The monkey dude: THE CIRCLE OF LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#18
To Make Parenting Easier...
Final score:
26points
A Dumbo Octopus 4 years ago
May need to change that "Mildly" in your username to "Majorly" after this one...
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Anonymous (Submission author) 3 years ago
They were empty boxes displayed at a toy store as an April Fools Joke.
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#19
Because Lucy The Lactating Lamb Failed In Focus Groups.
Final score:
23points
#20
Pimple Pete I Saw This At Walmart And Never Again
Final score:
22points
Bored Birgit 4 years ago
After you have watched Dr. Pimplepopper on YouTube and want to act yourself.
#21
Don’t Put Teeth On Anything, Period.
Final score:
22points
Mary Maney 4 years ago
Omg i think this is my dentist lmaoooooooo exact same view from the window
Cadmar Orion 4 years ago
the fact that these are at nearly any dentist office in the child's waiting room is astonishing
#22
The Jelly Been Pooping Sheep. A Few Years Ago My Mom Got Me One Of These And It Was Great! It Diddint Come With That Many Jelly Beens Tho
Final score:
22points
Torchicachu 4 years ago
we have a polar bear, deer, and chicken that all do this. I used to load them with Skittles or Smarties
#23
Just... Why
Final score:
20points
Grecia Colmenares 4 years ago
It's actually not a toy. It's a project by a Polish artist, Zbigniew Libera. He is also famous for his Lego concentration camp.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
No offense, but he sounds like he's absolutely insane.
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Gooey Louie. My Friend Has One For Her Kids And It Is Honestly So Gross
Final score:
18points
#25
That Barbie Dog Poop Eater
Final score:
17points
Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 4 years ago
My friend used to have this, she would put playdiugh in it
CARRIEMAE MCKELVEY 4 years ago
those are dog bones the brown stuff by the trash can is the poop
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#26
All Alone Bert
Final score:
16points
memeaubdoctor (Submission author) 4 years ago
if you want to get weird stuff more weird stuff like this go to https://obvious-plant.myshopify.com/
purple 4 years ago
are you promoting their website? or saying they also have weird stuff? I can't tell.
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This Shook My World When I Saw It. Who Knew?
Final score:
16points
#28
Uhhhhh I'm Not Sure About This One...
Final score:
15points
#29
Dory Light!
Final score:
14points
Hunter 4 years ago
yeah its not bad at all and ( your my fav quirk in mha :) )
Load More Replies... Cadmar Orion 4 years ago
*internal screaming while having a staring contest so I don't show fear*
#30
Pregnant Barbie...yuck.
Final score:
13points
Sofia Cohn (Submission author) 4 years ago
This picture itself isn't creepy, but there are some really weird looking ones out there.
Mike Pence's Fly 4 years ago
Yeah, they have open stomachs and a 'perfect baby' inside.
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Sofia Cohn (Submission author) 4 years ago
Absolutely ,but there are some really weird and unrealistic ones out there.
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#31
Puke Ball. Who Made This And Why Would You.
Final score:
13points
Joey Sanchez 4 years ago
oh my brother had one but it was a unicorn and the stuff is brown and comes out the other side
Tammy Evans 4 years ago
My kids had those and loved them. They are fun. You just can't stop playing with them 🤣
#33
Worst Kinder Egg Toy Ever. We Love It!
Final score:
12points
#34
A Whole New Meaning To "Butt Face"
Final score:
10points
#35
Candy Tails. Basically, A Hair Extension You Can Eat. I Know This Is A Satire Commercial But Somehow There Are Websites That Sell S**t Like This
Final score:
8points
#36
Yummy Poop Machine
Final score:
7points
Wizard 2 years ago
i do love the sensation of delivering my lovely rainbow,delicious unicorn s**t straight to my mouth.
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A Family Favourite I’m Sure
Final score:
4points
François Carré 4 years ago
Not for children under 3 years though. What a shame, they would love it.
#39
This....
Final score:
1point
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Seabeast 4 years ago
I got a "Image width has to be at least 700px" message when I tried to load it, but when I was a kid there was a wind up coin bank that looked like a coffin and had a skeleton hand come out to grab the coin and pull it into the coffin. It would appear in Christmas catalogues as a novelty stocking stuffer.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
You can just post a semi-related image and then put the actual image in the comments.
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Astrid Nineor 4 years ago
I'm too afraid to google it for a picture, but, I once bought a pen in a souvenir shop. It was among the little kids toys, It made wiggly lines and you could replace the ink and use different colours. The pen itself was shaped, well let's be honest, it looked like a dildo. What made it write wriggly lines? If you put batteries in it you could make it vibrate... I was too young at the time to know about such things though. Now that I am older I wonder what my mum thought when I said I wanted it :D
Seabeast 4 years ago
I got a "Image width has to be at least 700px" message when I tried to load it, but when I was a kid there was a wind up coin bank that looked like a coffin and had a skeleton hand come out to grab the coin and pull it into the coffin. It would appear in Christmas catalogues as a novelty stocking stuffer.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
You can just post a semi-related image and then put the actual image in the comments.
Load More Replies... Astrid Nineor 4 years ago
I'm too afraid to google it for a picture, but, I once bought a pen in a souvenir shop. It was among the little kids toys, It made wiggly lines and you could replace the ink and use different colours. The pen itself was shaped, well let's be honest, it looked like a dildo. What made it write wriggly lines? If you put batteries in it you could make it vibrate... I was too young at the time to know about such things though. Now that I am older I wonder what my mum thought when I said I wanted it :D
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