With Christmas season rolling around the corner, our minds are often occupied with thinking about kids' toys—as (not-so) nice memories, or as necessities. Either way, companies sell some weird, weird stuff and I want to see the weirdest you can remember.

#1

Very Ethical Pet Choice. Low Maintenance, Too!

Very Ethical Pet Choice. Low Maintenance, Too!

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Biana Vacker
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1 year ago

Hahaha!! They even have breathing holes on the box!!

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#2

This Is Gathering Most Creepy Thing I Ever Saw.

This Is Gathering Most Creepy Thing I Ever Saw.

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glowworm2
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1 year ago

I love these things. They have ridiculous over the top names too.

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#3

The Pain Begins

The Pain Begins

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Zayne Lewis
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1 year ago

The unicorn makes it's appearance known

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#4

Monkey

Monkey

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Avery S Alberico
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1 year ago

This toy gave me nightmares after watching Toy Story 3

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#5

What The Tooth Fairy Really Does With Your Teeth

What The Tooth Fairy Really Does With Your Teeth

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SushiPanda
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1 year ago

no......

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#6

The Useless Man! I Also Just Realized He 'Now Has Clothing'. At Least He Did Something In His Useless Life This Useless Man...

The Useless Man! I Also Just Realized He 'Now Has Clothing'. At Least He Did Something In His Useless Life This Useless Man...

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SushiPanda
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1 year ago

"Now with clothing"

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#7

Thought That I'd Squeeze This One In!

Thought That I'd Squeeze This One In!

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Mike Pence's Fly
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1 year ago

"THE POOP POPS UP!" [Pushes with insane intensity] [Poop skyrockets at 78.6 MPH]

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#8

Wouldn't Wanna Buy This Stuffie...

Wouldn't Wanna Buy This Stuffie...

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Rebekah
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1 year ago

I would.

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#9

It's Just......i.....what.....

It's Just......i.....what.....

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Lilith_afton/gamergirl
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1 year ago

whatttttt is this thing

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#10

I Introduce You To... The Dicken!

I Introduce You To... The Dicken!

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glowworm2
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1 year ago

That is an unfortunate name for this thing!

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#11

Klaabu. It Was A Name Of A Character In Estonia. This Is A Wind Up Toy That Then Starts To Run Around The Floor. Out Of Balance And Smashing Into Anything On Its Path. Idiotic, Ugly And Pointless Toy. Everyone Used To Own This In Estonia.

Klaabu. It Was A Name Of A Character In Estonia. This Is A Wind Up Toy That Then Starts To Run Around The Floor. Out Of Balance And Smashing Into Anything On Its Path. Idiotic, Ugly And Pointless Toy. Everyone Used To Own This In Estonia.

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Botox
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1 year ago

The end of description misses "and we LOVED it!"

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#12

Face Bank. The Bank That Creepily Eats Your Money.

Face Bank. The Bank That Creepily Eats Your Money.

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Botox
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1 year ago (edited)

The worst one I saw was toilet with scelet's arm. You put coin on, it opens, arm grabs it. My dad presented it to my kids, he was very fond of it. We're not )

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Biana Vacker
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1 year ago

Ok... its educational at least...

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#14

I Would Post That Weird Slime Sh*tting Fat Unicorn Baby, But I Kinda Don't Want The Cia Taking Me To Go Waterboarding, So Here's Bear Of The Interest, A High-Class Weapon.

I Would Post That Weird Slime Sh*tting Fat Unicorn Baby, But I Kinda Don't Want The Cia Taking Me To Go Waterboarding, So Here's Bear Of The Interest, A High-Class Weapon.

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Lilith_afton/gamergirl
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1 year ago

he looks like a demon

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#15

When You Realize You Left The Oven On

When You Realize You Left The Oven On

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Bored Birgit
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1 year ago

Imagine he is sitting in the waiting room at your dentist.

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#16

Srict Wife

Srict Wife

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Just_A_Pansexual_Gal
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1 year ago

"or why you shouldn't make your wife mad"

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#17

Rafiki What Are You Doing?!

Rafiki What Are You Doing?!

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2763MilesAway
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1 year ago

THE CIRCLE OF LIFEEEEEEEEEEE

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#18

To Make Parenting Easier...

To Make Parenting Easier...

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Mildly Disturbed Cat Birb
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1 year ago

0_0

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#19

Because Lucy The Lactating Lamb Failed In Focus Groups.

Because Lucy The Lactating Lamb Failed In Focus Groups.

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Julie BT 120
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1 year ago

I actually had this as a kid LOL

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#20

Pimple Pete I Saw This At Walmart And Never Again

Pimple Pete I Saw This At Walmart And Never Again

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Sasha Kuleshov
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1 year ago

So you're supposed to treat his acne?

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#21

Don’t Put Teeth On Anything, Period.

Don’t Put Teeth On Anything, Period.

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konnarw1
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1 year ago

agreed!!

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#22

The Jelly Been Pooping Sheep. A Few Years Ago My Mom Got Me One Of These And It Was Great! It Diddint Come With That Many Jelly Beens Tho

The Jelly Been Pooping Sheep. A Few Years Ago My Mom Got Me One Of These And It Was Great! It Diddint Come With That Many Jelly Beens Tho

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Torchicachu
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1 year ago

we have a polar bear, deer, and chicken that all do this. I used to load them with Skittles or Smarties

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#23

Just... Why

Just... Why

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HappyPig1723
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1 year ago

No..no..BABY TRUMPPPP WITH THE COLORS REVERSEEDDD!!!

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#24

Gooey Louie. My Friend Has One For Her Kids And It Is Honestly So Gross

Gooey Louie. My Friend Has One For Her Kids And It Is Honestly So Gross

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Orange
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1 year ago

I remember the ads for this.

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#25

That Barbie Dog Poop Eater

That Barbie Dog Poop Eater

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Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭
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1 year ago

My friend used to have this, she would put playdiugh in it

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#26

All Alone Bert

All Alone Bert

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YellowOchre
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1 year ago

"Where is frend" 🤣

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#27

This Shook My World When I Saw It. Who Knew?

This Shook My World When I Saw It. Who Knew?

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Eaglez404
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1 year ago

Sort of reminds me of "Zero" form "The Nightmare Before Christmas." IDK y

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#28

Uhhhhh I'm Not Sure About This One...

Uhhhhh I'm Not Sure About This One...

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Catloafy
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1 year ago

this is honestly cute... why

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#29

Dory Light!

Dory Light!

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Shoto.Todoroki
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1 year ago

um....... okay!😁👍

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#30

Pregnant Barbie...yuck.

Pregnant Barbie...yuck.

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1 year ago

This picture itself isn't creepy, but there are some really weird looking ones out there.

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#31

Puke Ball. Who Made This And Why Would You.

Puke Ball. Who Made This And Why Would You.

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ANGEL UMOREN
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1 year ago

Its pretty cute, I would totally get it.

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#32

Totally Not Creepy

Totally Not Creepy

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Gage Franke
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1 year ago

This is just gross, and honestly kinda sad.

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#33

Worst Kinder Egg Toy Ever. We Love It!

Worst Kinder Egg Toy Ever. We Love It!

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Doggo Georgia
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1 year ago

um

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#34

A Whole New Meaning To "Butt Face"

A Whole New Meaning To "Butt Face"

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Cheryl Carter
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1 year ago

WTH??? WHY???

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#35

Candy Tails. Basically, A Hair Extension You Can Eat. I Know This Is A Satire Commercial But Somehow There Are Websites That Sell S**t Like This

Candy Tails. Basically, A Hair Extension You Can Eat. I Know This Is A Satire Commercial But Somehow There Are Websites That Sell S**t Like This

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SeaShell
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1 year ago

This is for all the people who like to chew on their hair

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#36

Yummy Poop Machine

Yummy Poop Machine

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SeaShell
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1 year ago

um...

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#37

A Family Favourite I’m Sure

A Family Favourite I’m Sure

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SeaShell
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1 year ago

*Toot*

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#38

That Seems Like A Ugly Snow Queen

That Seems Like A Ugly Snow Queen

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#39

This....

This....

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Dotzilla _( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/
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1 year ago

i'm pretty sure that's like a transformer...

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#40

Encantimals Dolls. They Look Like Furries. What Are They Thinking?

Encantimals Dolls. They Look Like Furries. What Are They Thinking?

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OpalTheRainwing <3
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1 year ago

There kind cute nor creepy to me

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