With Christmas season rolling around the corner, our minds are often occupied with thinking about kids' toys—as (not-so) nice memories, or as necessities. Either way, companies sell some weird, weird stuff and I want to see the weirdest you can remember.

#1

Very Ethical Pet Choice. Low Maintenance, Too!

Very Ethical Pet Choice. Low Maintenance, Too!

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Biana Vacker
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha!! They even have breathing holes on the box!!

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#2

This Is Gathering Most Creepy Thing I Ever Saw.

This Is Gathering Most Creepy Thing I Ever Saw.

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glowworm2
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love these things. They have ridiculous over the top names too.

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#3

The Pain Begins

The Pain Begins

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#4

Monkey

Monkey

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#5

What The Tooth Fairy Really Does With Your Teeth

What The Tooth Fairy Really Does With Your Teeth

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#6

The Useless Man! I Also Just Realized He 'Now Has Clothing'. At Least He Did Something In His Useless Life This Useless Man...

The Useless Man! I Also Just Realized He 'Now Has Clothing'. At Least He Did Something In His Useless Life This Useless Man...

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#7

Thought That I'd Squeeze This One In!

Thought That I'd Squeeze This One In!

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Mike Pence's Fly
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"THE POOP POPS UP!" [Pushes with insane intensity] [Poop skyrockets at 78.6 MPH]

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#8

Wouldn't Wanna Buy This Stuffie...

Wouldn't Wanna Buy This Stuffie...

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#10

I Introduce You To... The Dicken!

I Introduce You To... The Dicken!

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#11

Klaabu. It Was A Name Of A Character In Estonia. This Is A Wind Up Toy That Then Starts To Run Around The Floor. Out Of Balance And Smashing Into Anything On Its Path. Idiotic, Ugly And Pointless Toy. Everyone Used To Own This In Estonia.

Klaabu. It Was A Name Of A Character In Estonia. This Is A Wind Up Toy That Then Starts To Run Around The Floor. Out Of Balance And Smashing Into Anything On Its Path. Idiotic, Ugly And Pointless Toy. Everyone Used To Own This In Estonia.

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Botox
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The end of description misses "and we LOVED it!"

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#12

Face Bank. The Bank That Creepily Eats Your Money.

Face Bank. The Bank That Creepily Eats Your Money.

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Botox
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The worst one I saw was toilet with scelet's arm. You put coin on, it opens, arm grabs it. My dad presented it to my kids, he was very fond of it. We're not )

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#14

I Would Post That Weird Slime Sh*tting Fat Unicorn Baby, But I Kinda Don't Want The Cia Taking Me To Go Waterboarding, So Here's Bear Of The Interest, A High-Class Weapon.

I Would Post That Weird Slime Sh*tting Fat Unicorn Baby, But I Kinda Don't Want The Cia Taking Me To Go Waterboarding, So Here's Bear Of The Interest, A High-Class Weapon.

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#15

When You Realize You Left The Oven On

When You Realize You Left The Oven On

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Bored Birgit
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine he is sitting in the waiting room at your dentist.

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#16

Srict Wife

Srict Wife

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#17

Rafiki What Are You Doing?!

Rafiki What Are You Doing?!

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#19

Because Lucy The Lactating Lamb Failed In Focus Groups.

Because Lucy The Lactating Lamb Failed In Focus Groups.

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#20

Pimple Pete I Saw This At Walmart And Never Again

Pimple Pete I Saw This At Walmart And Never Again

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#21

Don’t Put Teeth On Anything, Period.

Don’t Put Teeth On Anything, Period.

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#22

The Jelly Been Pooping Sheep. A Few Years Ago My Mom Got Me One Of These And It Was Great! It Diddint Come With That Many Jelly Beens Tho

The Jelly Been Pooping Sheep. A Few Years Ago My Mom Got Me One Of These And It Was Great! It Diddint Come With That Many Jelly Beens Tho

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Torchicachu
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

we have a polar bear, deer, and chicken that all do this. I used to load them with Skittles or Smarties

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#23

Just... Why

Just... Why

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HappyPig1723
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No..no..BABY TRUMPPPP WITH THE COLORS REVERSEEDDD!!!

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#24

Gooey Louie. My Friend Has One For Her Kids And It Is Honestly So Gross

Gooey Louie. My Friend Has One For Her Kids And It Is Honestly So Gross

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#25

That Barbie Dog Poop Eater

That Barbie Dog Poop Eater

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#27

This Shook My World When I Saw It. Who Knew?

This Shook My World When I Saw It. Who Knew?

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Eaglez404
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sort of reminds me of "Zero" form "The Nightmare Before Christmas." IDK y

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#28

Uhhhhh I'm Not Sure About This One...

Uhhhhh I'm Not Sure About This One...

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#30

Pregnant Barbie...yuck.

Pregnant Barbie...yuck.

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Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This picture itself isn't creepy, but there are some really weird looking ones out there.

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#31

Puke Ball. Who Made This And Why Would You.

Puke Ball. Who Made This And Why Would You.

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#32

Totally Not Creepy

Totally Not Creepy

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Gage Franke
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just gross, and honestly kinda sad.

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#33

Worst Kinder Egg Toy Ever. We Love It!

Worst Kinder Egg Toy Ever. We Love It!

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#34

A Whole New Meaning To "Butt Face"

A Whole New Meaning To "Butt Face"

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#35

Candy Tails. Basically, A Hair Extension You Can Eat. I Know This Is A Satire Commercial But Somehow There Are Websites That Sell S**t Like This

Candy Tails. Basically, A Hair Extension You Can Eat. I Know This Is A Satire Commercial But Somehow There Are Websites That Sell S**t Like This

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SeaShell
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is for all the people who like to chew on their hair

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#37

A Family Favourite I’m Sure

A Family Favourite I’m Sure

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#38

That Seems Like A Ugly Snow Queen

That Seems Like A Ugly Snow Queen

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#40

Encantimals Dolls. They Look Like Furries. What Are They Thinking?

Encantimals Dolls. They Look Like Furries. What Are They Thinking?

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