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We all fail from time to time—it’s inevitable. Sometimes it happens at work, sometimes at home. We fail at making spreadsheets and creating pitches, when trying new recipes or changing up the old ones, we sometimes fail as friends, partners, and parents, too. That is why trying to do something new or especially challenging can be very hard.

But you know what’s the worst failure one can make? One that is captured and put on the internet for everyone to see. Nothing compares to getting your embarrassment immortalized on the web.

So here are a few of those embarrassments that people will never be able to shake off. They might be waking up in cold sweat remembering it right as you’re reading this. Enjoy!

#1

To Insult Women

To Insult Women

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not a sock
Community Member
2 years ago

wonder if he sits down when abortion is discussed. doubt it. twat.

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    #2

    To Make Mommy Look Like A Hard Worker

    To Make Mommy Look Like A Hard Worker

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I'm dying. I've died 😭😭🤣🤣

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    #3

    To Say Hello To A Ghost

    To Say Hello To A Ghost

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That is hilarious.

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    #4

    To Give Motivation

    To Give Motivation

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    We still use these at work to call between departments. They are pretty indestructible.

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    #5

    To Be Immune To Yo Momma Jokes

    To Be Immune To Yo Momma Jokes

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    Florapocalypse
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    My Vicious Mockery in my current D&D game is yo mama jokes. I've killed more than one enemy this way.

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    #6

    To Make This Student Think Before They Ink

    To Make This Student Think Before They Ink

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The gallons of gas needs to be about 5 thousand less these days

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    #7

    To “Help The World Become A Better Place”

    To “Help The World Become A Better Place”

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    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Oh, buddy we were the dumbest civilization long before this

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    #8

    To Say Jesus Didn't Use Pronouns

    To Say Jesus Didn't Use Pronouns

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    Random Archetypes
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    BREAKING NEWS - WOKE JESUS USES PRONOUNS, THOUSANDS LEFT REELING

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    #9

    To Cancel Alcohol

    To Cancel Alcohol

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    So all that fruit falling to the ground and fermenting in the humid heat that some monkeys like to get drunk on came from where exactly? Oh that's tight, the fertile earth sprouted a seed, which fed on the soil and became a fruit tree...

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    #10

    To Give Reasons For Not Using Facial Recognition

    To Give Reasons For Not Using Facial Recognition

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    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    wait until you find about cameras

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    #11

    To Say A Quarter A Day For A Year Will Get You $9,125

    To Say A Quarter A Day For A Year Will Get You $9,125

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    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I can do meth

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    #12

    To Fire A Cat

    To Fire A Cat

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    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    There's a follow-up that got missed. The person who wanted the cat gone got voted out of office while the cat was still "employed" at the library.

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    #13

    To Secretly Use Grindr

    To Secretly Use Grindr

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    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Is it one distinct sound like a Tweet? Can you not change in ph settings to whichever notification tone?

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    #14

    To Start A Deep Conversation On Social Media

    To Start A Deep Conversation On Social Media

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Okay this is deep

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    #15

    To Argue With An Adult

    To Argue With An Adult

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    Shoes
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The kid ain't wrong tho-

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    #16

    To Not Pay

    To Not Pay

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    Beth H
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    He's a garbage human

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    #17

    To Get A Girl To Send You A Sexy Pic🤣🤣

    To Get A Girl To Send You A Sexy Pic🤣🤣

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    Do people actually ask for pictures like this? I feel like it’s a breach of privacy, also feels rude

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    #18

    To Meet Your Grandparents

    To Meet Your Grandparents

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    Beth H
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Well played, kid, well played

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    #19

    To Only Have 3 Kids

    To Only Have 3 Kids

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    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I dunno... looks dazed and confused. Like he's trying very hard not to fall apart.

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    #20

    To Hide The Evidence

    To Hide The Evidence

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    Anxious&Bored Bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Nibble, nibble, pass.

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    #21

    To Prove How Unfashionable These Jeans Were

    To Prove How Unfashionable These Jeans Were

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    JustAnotherRaven
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Slay ✨✨

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    #22

    ... To Be Inclusive

    ... To Be Inclusive

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    Bored&InSchool
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    what I love about things like this is the amount of people that must have to sign off on them- that's the combined stupidity of many people, right up there.

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    #23

    To Insult Tacobell

    To Insult Tacobell

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    Brainmas
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    No, it's made with shark hammers.

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    #24

    To Be A Lady-Magnet

    To Be A Lady-Magnet

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Good riddance

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    #25

    To Make A Dance Class Academy Logo

    To Make A Dance Class Academy Logo

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    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Omg i had to stare forever. I was like dont blink focus staring so hard.

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    #26

    To Share Her Location

    To Share Her Location

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    Ansi
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That lamppost is really REALLY unfortunately placed.

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    #27

    To Get Away With A Wrongful Arrest

    To Get Away With A Wrongful Arrest

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I hope this kid rakes these entitled tools over the coals in court & the city ends up setting him up for life.

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    #28

    To Follow Her Crush On Instagram

    To Follow Her Crush On Instagram

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    Harp Seal
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I WOULD HAVE NEVER GONE BACK TO THE CLASS AGAIN

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    #29

    To Stop Fluffy From Reaching The Cake

    To Stop Fluffy From Reaching The Cake

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    OmMi
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I believe you woild put cake IN the fridge to prevent fluffy from sitting on it

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    #30

    To Do A History

    To Do A History

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    Brainmas
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Just one?

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    #31

    To Define A Service Animal

    To Define A Service Animal

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    Anxious&Bored Bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Should have said either, "What is black?", or "You're black, too."

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    #32

    To Say Am Doesn't Exist In English Vocabulary

    To Say Am Doesn't Exist In English Vocabulary

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    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Well is i or not?

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    #33

    To Stop His Mom From Going On Vacation

    To Stop His Mom From Going On Vacation

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Kitty always knows! My cat sits on my cell phone while I get ready for bed, all of my attention should be exclusively on her!

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    #34

    To Make The Message Clear

    To Make The Message Clear

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    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    and then we eat them to solve world hunger

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    #35

    To Make Fun Of Manspreading

    To Make Fun Of Manspreading

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    Ode
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I don't know if the OP means that as a bad thing, just noting their surroundings with some humor? I would have nothing negative to say neither about a manspreader in recovery using these tactics or anyone doing so for medical reasons

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    #36

    To Understand What Color Is

    To Understand What Color Is

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    Bored&InSchool
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I was about to say orange but then realized that the color is named after the fruit.

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    #37

    To Ask The Internet For Help

    To Ask The Internet For Help

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    50% each and there’s an odd number of votes? 🤔

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    #38

    To Buy A Nice Cake For Someones Birthday

    To Buy A Nice Cake For Someones Birthday

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Feliz Cumpleaños

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    #39

    To Take An ID Photo

    To Take An ID Photo

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Yeah, I'd demand a retake. Nobody wants to look like the villain in a straight to DVD kids movie.

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    #40

    To Secretly Have Sex Before Dinner

    To Secretly Have Sex Before Dinner

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    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Why are they getting daughter's boyfriend notifications? I dont have an apple product so confused...

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    #41

    To Stand With Israel

    To Stand With Israel

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    Lola Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    To be fair, they probably chose this place precisely because of its history.

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    #42

    To Spin "Cars" As "Affordable Housing"

    To Spin "Cars" As "Affordable Housing"

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This is such a depressing commentary on the times we're living in.

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    #43

    To Escape Immigrants

    To Escape Immigrants

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I will become what I hate

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    #44

    To Boycott Arizona

    To Boycott Arizona

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    New Mexico

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    #45

    ...to Learn A New Language

    ...to Learn A New Language

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    Brainmas
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Is that French? Is this like that alternate world where Germany won the war?

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    #46

    To Use Ai

    To Use Ai

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This is just getting out of control.

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    #47

    To Win An Election By Donating An Ambulance

    To Win An Election By Donating An Ambulance

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    A man reaps what he sows, not reaps a donated ambulance

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    #48

    To Trick You Into Thinking He's Not 5'8"

    To Trick You Into Thinking He's Not 5'8"

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I have no idea what I’m looking at here. Someone help

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    #49

    To Predict What The Cast Of Friends Would Look Like In 2024

    To Predict What The Cast Of Friends Would Look Like In 2024

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    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I cant believe whomever was in charge was like sure yeah good okay publish that.

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    #50

    To Think People Couldn't Tell Them Apart

    To Think People Couldn't Tell Them Apart

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Look everyone! Generational trauma surrounding food and self image all neatly lined up in a photo!

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    #51

    ...to Buy An iPhone 7

    ...to Buy An iPhone 7

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Was this some failed spell or something?

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    #52

    To Get Out The Friendzone

    To Get Out The Friendzone

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Poor guy

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    #53

    To Teach Math

    To Teach Math

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Did the teacher even read the question?

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    #54

    To Do Basic Math

    To Do Basic Math

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Way to math, my dude!

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    #55

    To Improve Twitter

    To Improve Twitter

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "renaming twitter will go down as the dumbest business move on history". Yes. The twits weren't impressed. More seriously, "X" as a name is so 20 years out of date.

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    #56

    To Process 5000 Black Walnuts With No Gloves

    To Process 5000 Black Walnuts With No Gloves

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    zububonsai
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    I don't care about the coloration (it will fade away), I'm more disturbed by the BLISTERS between the fingers 😲😱!

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    #57

    To Use Scientific Terms

    To Use Scientific Terms

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Hey it was gobsmackingly bananas

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    #58

    To Sound Smart

    To Sound Smart

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Not much going on in their heads is there, some one try sending them a smoke signal maybe that will help.

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    #59

    To Make A Cool Sign For Your Pet Store

    To Make A Cool Sign For Your Pet Store

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    Bored&InSchool
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I not only read a**s, but upon first glance, saw "a**l a**s" hahahahahaha

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    #60

    To Say He's The Undertaker

    To Say He's The Undertaker

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    OmMi
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Tried to tombstone the bouncer 🤣🤣

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    #61

    To Buy A Toothless Bottle From Goodwill

    To Buy A Toothless Bottle From Goodwill

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    Brainmas
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Parents trying to find places to stash baby teeth have to get creative.

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    #62

    To Advise People To Social Distance

    To Advise People To Social Distance

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I want to believe this was accidentally done but given the state of things, I'm probably being overly optimistic.

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    #63

    To Be Racist

    To Be Racist

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    Bored&InSchool
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I- what - what am I trying to process here!?

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    #64

    To Successfully Be A Hypocrite And Have Double Standards

    To Successfully Be A Hypocrite And Have Double Standards

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    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Busted

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    #65

    To Get A Tip

    To Get A Tip

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Tip culture 🤬

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    #66

    To Stay As A Vegetarian After 1 Burger

    To Stay As A Vegetarian After 1 Burger

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    My vegetarianism went out the window due to a well placed bacon sandwich.

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    #67

    To Stop Ww2

    To Stop Ww2

    Gandhi wrote this letter to Hitler just before the start of WW2.

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    So much tragedy, so many lives lost. And it seems we are doomed to keep repeating the horrors of the past.

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    #68

    To Be Respectful About Someone’s Death

    To Be Respectful About Someone’s Death

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Oh f**k that. I'm so sick of these people.

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    #69

    To Pay A Bill

    To Pay A Bill

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That's legal tender! You got your money *shrugs*

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    #70

    To Celebrate Halloween

    To Celebrate Halloween

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    He's got a Sharpie and he's not afraid to use it! Jesus would be so proud of all this unbridled hatred.

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    #71

    To Stop People From Using The Laugh React

    To Stop People From Using The Laugh React

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    Bored&InSchool
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "You and 1.5k others"

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    #72

    To Be Relatable

    To Be Relatable

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    CrazyCatChild (She/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Ah yes, I too am bullied for being a billionaire 🥸 /j

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    #73

    To Create A Religious Mic Drop Moment

    To Create A Religious Mic Drop Moment

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    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    See, dumb s**t like this is why I haven't been in a single one of your buildings since I was confirmed. That's almost thirty years of not having to deal with this kind of stupidity.

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    #74

    To Hide Their Phones And Escape Religious Bullying

    To Hide Their Phones And Escape Religious Bullying

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    Beth H
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    My husband works in Lancaster, PA. Tons of Amish. Apparently a lot of them had secret phones and some even have some secret electricity in their homes.

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    #75

    To Use Ai Generated Image To Spread Propaganda

    To Use Ai Generated Image To Spread Propaganda

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    Brainmas
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Forget that they all have wild feet, look at the way the arms around his neck come together. Or how the man apparently has a tiny extra arm coming out the side of his shoulder. Crazy that people will post without even checking. The more you look, the worse it gets.

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    #76

    ...to Have A Lifeless "Lawn"

    ...to Have A Lifeless "Lawn"

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    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Gee, am I the only one that thought, "Yikes -- fingers!!!"

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    #77

    To Show Off Her New Car Purchase

    To Show Off Her New Car Purchase

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    lawrence Andrew
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    She never did her math homework because she never planned on using it.

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    #78

    To Not Be Presumptuous On One’s Birthday

    To Not Be Presumptuous On One’s Birthday

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Well... almost happened. Guess she shouldn't have jinxed it?

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    #79

    To Say Mcdonalds Has Solid Upward Mobility

    To Say Mcdonalds Has Solid Upward Mobility

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    And we're supposed to be grateful for these incremental bumps and keep at it because "company loyalty"? Nopes.

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    #80

    To Scam Me

    To Scam Me

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    𝗟𝗼𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴...
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    click on the link titled LuciusDickusMaximus to see full conversation

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