30 Hilarious ‘Average People Problems’ That Ring True

Been there. Doing that.

And if it's a triple cotton layer you can quietly mutter and make faces at jerks and get away with that. I'm really going to have to pay attention now if I'm not wearing one.

YES!!! WHY??

Psst, let those extroverts do the work

I always include a couple things I already did so I can cross them off and get that sense of accomplishment.

OMG that is SO TRUE! My lovely wife is trying really hard to lose weight on some plan or other. Me, on the other hand, just casually could do to lose a bit, and so I embark on a half-hearted plan to eat less takeaways and rediscover fruit. After two months on our respective plans, my wife has lost three pounds and I have lost just over three stones. I'm feeling quite smug but very low-key smug because my wife is spitting feathers. Awks.

Dude.... i love it!

This was me, except there was no Netflix then.

I mean unused tampons aren't any more gross than unused toilet paper. We don't hide that.

Because dog knows we have to spend enough time in line that we can make really close friends, and maybe even find family we never knew existed.

Yes. You are correct.

Need new couch. Google new couch. Wait for all the personalised ads of the new couch to kick in. Pick the best offer and get the new couch third cheaper than you were originally prepared to pay. Pro tip: it you do this with adult toys, don't do it on a work laptop.

Every thing is much better if someone else makes it.

I hate summer, you're sweaty and uncomfortable and it's exhausting to move, can't sleep at night because it's so hot, catch a cold when you crank up the fan too much, cat is constantly trying to escape onto the roof so you can't open the windows . I can always add a layer of clothes or blankets and make myself comfy with a hit beverage and a book.

Hey! The container store is fun. And you meet so many people with a common interest, which means for an exchange of great ideas, so you can buy even more cool containers. 😳 It's a conspiracy!

Me.....every......damn.......day! Cube neighbor constantly sounds like she' asleep!

How to cancel plans with Ashley: I'm so sorry, but I'm going to have to cancel. I just remembered that I'd planned a sleep over at Justine's.

But if you have trouble with this, there's always binge watching.

Or kill them. Slowly.

24$???? Where did you get this treasure trove from??

Good point. I never thought of that. But as far as making my bed, at 65 I'm listening to the Admiral.

me who feels stressed without a bra

I am 39. Bought some Red's at the Walmart. Instead of being carded, lady hit the "does the customer look over 50?" button. I dont like you either walmart lady!

It’s depression, petal. Eat fruit and enjoy.

Nah. Never bought anything there. Are they still around?

Considering she was marrying him for his money and intended to ship them off to boarding school, I would say she got what she deserved.

Why? Just why?

YES! When we're both talking at the same time it sounds like we're working in a call center.

just sadly staring out the window...

man these two look weird.

absolutely. And a huge, fat thank you for everyone tho schooled my kids just for a day or two or simply took them on a walk so I could catch up with work and simply just breathe. Being a working single mom sucked balls during lockdowns.

And then you find out the afterlife is exactly like that. ♾

This also needs to be available as continuing education that comes with an available hot line to call, just to talk you down.

Only 21? I'm thinking at the rate iPhone are "upgraded" and released it would be more like iPhone 210.

I have ADHD and this happens all the time. I lose interest and I'm out of there.

Me nearing 40: ooo long weekend. i'm so exhausted from parenting and house chores I can't wait to get back to work

Just one year...?

It's all that coffee.

Me, right now, here.

Not really so much in your late 20s, but definitely in your 30s.

We have a construction project going on at work, and of course the construction guys are in their early to mid-20's. I overheard one of the new guys that showed up ask one of the other guys if there were any "cute girls" working here. His reply, "Nah, just one fat, old lady". I'm the only woman here. 😔

Can I subtract 10 years? That would be better for me.

Llama? Best idea for a spending spree ever

You mean you'd actually have a job 1 week after graduating college to be able to say that? Surely you jest! Sadly, getting a job right after graduating college is a pipe dream.

Same, but Bored Panda.

Sometimes the second leads to the first.

ME JUST AFTER GETTING LICENSE: This is so awesome I love driving everywhere. I can drive for days and not get enough. ME NOW TO WIFE: I'll go with you only if you drive from and to home.

Why did the narrator just sound like Morgan Freeman in my head as reading that, lol?

My mum (60s) loves to point out that her generation managed to buy houses because they worked hard and saved. She just completely ignores me when I point out that in 1970 the average cost of a house was 3x the average wage and couples where only one went out to work could afford a house, whereas today the average cost of a house is SEVEN TIMES the average wage and you need two decent earners just to buy a shoebox.

Let me loose in a cheese shop and I could easily spend $63 on cheese. The challenge would be holding it down to $63.

Fun fact: while caffeine is indeed dehydrating, the effect in coffee is very small compared to the amount of liquid you get, so coffee can indeed be used to hydrate.

Have you seen older Italian people? Also, if you didn't add HFCS to literally everything in the US, you might stand a chance.

And you can't go to the MD to find out if it is actually something because you can't afford it. This remains true because if you even have insurance they only pay for so many visits a year and you have already maxed out on that. (For those of you who live in the U.S.)

Not eventually....

Like if you made it this far

Then, instead of working, i lie in bed for two hours convincing myself that Wal-mart is just a couple blocks east and i could get snacks and not starve if i could only get up and go. And i am still here, hangry and ready to give up in life because scr#w the store. And people. And money. And shoes. And walking.

And spending an inordinate time on BP.

Don't worry. They don't want you looking at them either. Life has a way of evening itself out.

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None of those issues exist in my world.

Lip Smackers debuted in 1975 though. And they came in jumbo size...the cylinder was about 2.5cm by 10cm.

This is a very important task; the highest of priorities for me. Ahhh water and sun.

"But what if..." That's why I make 20 categorized lists. I edit them multiple times, plan outfits, add items according to my actual daily routine and real needs for the optimal overpacking.

That could have saved a marriage...