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We all have our fair share of quirks. Some are out in the open, while others manifest when no one's around. But here's the thing: these hidden peculiarities are more common among many people than you think. 

All 2.8 million members of the ME IRL subreddit would know. This massive online group features posts about overthinking, odd procrastination habits, and anxious yet funny daily life moments. 

We've compiled some of the best and most comical screenshots from the page. As you keep scrolling, you may discover you are not alone with your idiosyncrasies - many of which have become popular memes.

#1

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Aztery Report

Kristal
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And it's hot outside

Nikole
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or too chilly. And I don’t like the look of those clouds.

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ॐBoyGanesh
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, not afraid to be alone with my thoughts & ideas. Don’t need constant distraction & stimulation to find comfort & joy. Like it when my environment & mind are completely silent. Mostly, prefer my own company over others.

Nikole
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It can be exhausting to participate in things.

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Dick Fint
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a bookworm and certified introvert, I am more than happy to remain indoors with my cat for company. He has yet to ask a stupid question, make an inane remark. Plus I'm really to ugly to go out much.

Abel
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

30°C here in Spain and temp increasing! Where am I supposed to go? I feel like a dumb vampire, running from shadow to shadow. August will be fun! 🥵

Michael Largey
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like people, but I like my stuff a lot more. Besides, people are like mountains - their beauty and charm are best appreciated at a distance.

Brian Droste
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As you get older, you have less energy to do things so you stay inside, plus for me not much self motivation.

MARK HARRIS
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are the best days!

Curry on...
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't have to spend any extra money to stay home.

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    #2

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    just_cardo Report

    Nea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if I have to exit without buying anything in the store.

    Lisa T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you walk out past those alarm sensors, expecting them to go off even though you stole nothing

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    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG YES! takes but a few seconds... Yet feels like you've suddenly become enemy of the state for hijacking the register! 😰💦

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that moment when you forgot to reply to something for a while and now you can't reply because you're worried it'll look weird but also can't not reply because you can't drop the ball and then it's been six months, oops. What makes it worse is that the cost of waiting another moment, after a certain drop off, is negligible, and thus at any given moment it makes sense to not reply.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I an outlier for moving aside while I put the bills in my wallet?

    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna p**s me the f**k off? Start to have a general conversation about the weather, start telling a story to the cashier after your transaction is complete. Really wanna p**s me off? ask to "cut in" to the line at the pharmacy because you have "just a quick question"... "PArdon me sir, would you mind if I cut in front of you? "Hell yeah I would mind, go back to the end of the line"

    Lee Stone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I feel this one in my bones. I try to avoid cash because of it, actually. I have to have all of my bills in order, facing the same direction, and oriented appropriately. Even though that takes literal seconds to do, I'll just shove my change in my wallet and worry about it as soon as I get out of the way.

    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont use cash anymore

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about looking for milk that doesn't expire TOMORROW while 3 people are behind you at the cooler?

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to leave the register until I've put away my money/card and put it back in my purse. I waited in line, so can everyone else

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like "F**k, what if I accidently set the world on fire if I drop a coin??????"

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    #3

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    knowyourmeme Report

    Lady Vader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah and also because you're learning the words and you got one wrong!!

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like when someone starts talking to you while your favorite song just started.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I restarted a tune at work 6 times a couple of weeks ago.

    DudeFortitude (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err no you rewind like 13 seconds to get to the one or two lines that you love

    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or someone keeps talking while you're trying to sing

    April Armstrong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foolish Heart. 3 times in a row every time it pops up in shuffled library.

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    According to experts, these quirks give us a good idea of a person's true nature. Psychiatrist Dr. Christine B. L. Adams dismisses personality tests like the Myers-Briggs personality type test as "a bunch of hooey." 

    In an interview with Reader's Digest, she suggests looking into nuanced actions to gauge someone's personality.

    #4

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    Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o Report

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna need this in five minutes. Better put it where I can't miss it.

    Bubba Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normally I find it within 24 hours of buying a new one.

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I’ll put it right here so I remember where it is.” has turned into my trigger to take a pic of me placing the item where I won’t forget, but do. That way I can scour my photos by location to find where I put it.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually a really good idea. Now if only I could figure out a way to know which of the 5264 items I move in a day that I need to take a picture of

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    Gourdeous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always nice to give a Christmas gift in July though, when you find it while looking for something else

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely, I think people appreciate it more. Or perhaps they've just got used to me...

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    Widdershins66
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until finding said important item whilst looking for something else you've just put away safely, never to find again. Until...

    Jay Scales
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! If you lose something, simply wait until you lose a 2nd thing - then you find the first. This has happened SO MANY times to me!

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    Cool crow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I moved into my apartment, I put my cheque book into a particular cupboard. Now I can't move it because I will forget where I put it, so there it stays - over 10 years.

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put things in a safe place. So safe I can't even find it.

    Jay Scales
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah - the 'safe place'.... this really only works until you're about 35-45.... After that you can't remember where your toothbrush is!

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    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it'll turn up in it's own time when it's ready or as a nice little surprise,lord knows life needs them occasionally

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    #5

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    SpudBoy9001 Report

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put my dress under mattress and slept on it, no need to buy an Iron

    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont buy clothes that needs ironing and I dont buy things that dont go in the dishwasher 😅

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I very rarely iron because I dewrinkle as it comes out of the wash. I did however buy a steamer during black friday sales a couple of years ago and that is a game changer.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chuck in the dryer on a dewrinkle cycle for 20 minutes. Job done and I don’t have to babysit. Just set a timer on my phone

    Nota Robot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironing-free shirts. They look amazing without the hassle. I'll never buy any other kind ever again

    Carl Bro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like to iron. I hate vacuuming, doing dishes etc, but ironing is like zen for my ADHD brain. Don't know why, but it's just relaxing and satisfying to me.

    Cool crow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here, Carl. Ironing can be very Zen. And the scent of hot, clean cloth!

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    #6

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    Ibrahim17_1 Report

    Nea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noone can pass this one without feeling their tongue.

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oof...am i the only one who will chew those spoons to oblivion??

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    Min
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because the spoon had more flavor than the ice cream. XD

    hilary 10
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate wooden spoons my tongue is cringing at the thought of

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. And sucking on the wooden spoon to get every last taste of the ice cream when the pot was empty

    MH3
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, rarely you get an extra something - a splinter.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont forget the taste of frozen plastic

    Wolf princess quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just said...I can taste the spoon The ice cream doesn't really taste

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    What are these subtle actions, you may ask? It comes down to the way you write emails, for one. Dr. Adams associates messages predominantly written using the first-person POV as a possible narcissistic trait. On the other hand, she links lengthy emails to either a sense of energy or neediness. 

    #7

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    connorhannigan4 Report

    Angi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another One Bites the Dust

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah! My mother was in the hospital during her last few days and we realized they'd play Brahm's Lullaby whenever a new baby was born. My wonderful, morphine-addled mother immediately demanded to know "What do they play when somebody kicks the bucket, Another One Bites the Dust"???"

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    GettingCereal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bohemian Rhapsody. 5:54 minutes of pure awesome and six seconds to cry about dying.

    Lady Vader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how everyone is sharing their choices on this. There are so many diverse music tastes. 😊

    Eric Berger MD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sympathy for the Devil... 'cause I'm coming down!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Stairway to Heaven, hopefully.

    Annabelle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, but now Im sad, cause it's app. an 8-minute song and I'd rather have the last 6 minutes of the song, so I can take my final breath while Robert's wrappin up those last lyrics.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably meistersinger overture by Wagner.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

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    #8

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    HeWasProbablySmoking Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to incorporate this word into my vocabulary.

    B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just eat something hot and voila!

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    Nea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to normalise and universalise this word.

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often blow on cold foods before I remember " Wait, this thing is cold, what are you doing?"

    Hollie Marie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blow on spicy food like chilli trying to make it less spicy hot 😆

    Subaru645
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no mercy when it comes to hot-pocket

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New word registered in my brain... :D

    Linda Gilliam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost peed myself laughing after reading what Russell wrote. 🤣🤣🤣

    Blitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blow on it, hashafashasha then skull some water

    Kerikat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both. But....have you ever blown on something cold? Like salad?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once blew on a drink that had ice in it...

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    #9

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    deelalz Report

    RabidChild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my life since I moved to hill country after living in a flat, sea level state for 40 years. I've gotten pretty good at finding secluded places to huff & puff to reinflate my poor lungs.

    BossyHossy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to Texas or Colorado or New Mexico or....; -)

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I appearing in nearly all these...

    B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember puffing and panting, red in the face and almost dead when I was halfway up a mountain trail in Croatia. A few seconds later a family strolls past me, the dad with a kid on his shoulders and the grandma at the back looking at me all like, 'uh huh'.

    Lee Stone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me in Peru. I look and appear to be dying on this hike and a tiny elderly couple just stroll by with probably twice their weight in goods bundled all over their bodies. What a truly humbling experience that was.

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    Dick Fint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have COPD. For 14 years I've been doing this on level ground! It's embarrassing as hell having people ask me if I'm OK. But the number of people that ask is proof that people still care about other people, so civilization ain't completely in the toilet yet.

    Birb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, because i have asthma

    Nea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, on the other hand, have this weird urge to breathe out loud, louder than needed when hiking. Really dont know why.

    Angrykitten
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    got to stop and check my phone... so I can breathe

    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this. My driveway is equivalent to 6 flights of stairs.

    paigeofcolors
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even try anymore. It's so much work for me to even breathe deeply. To clear it up, I have asthma

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    While it may not be as subtle, how someone walks also says much about who they are. As keynote speaker and body language expert Dr. Carol Kinsey Goman pointed out, people who “power walk” and move with a measured stride are often confident and socially adept. 

    Meanwhile, someone who moves with a slumped and caved-in posture is more likely to be self-conscious and tends to be lost in their thoughts.

    #10

    Things-Everyone-Does-Memes-Jokes

    paradnihni Report

    Illifred
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next step: Checking if the one song I like is possibly a cover.

    Arlene Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    remember buying the whole album because of that one hit single and discovering the rest of the songs were trash? Yeah I don't miss that at all

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's hard to answer the question "What bands are you listening to?" if it's usually only 1 or 2 good songs from everybody

    Kurt Ramsey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this. But also, when an artist you like puts out one song that goes against type for them, becomes a big hit, so they ditch their old sound and go with the new success. I'm not mad; make that money, but it still hits hard.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like buying an LP by a musician you really like and discovering there’s only one song on the whole album that you really like. Yes, I’m old

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can happen, but back when I was buying vinyl the norm was buying an album and maybe finding one or two songs you didnt' really like. About the only exception was when a band had a hit with a song that was very different from their usual output.

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    Dawn Murphy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this with one-hit-wonders.....like, Did you put all your talent in and have nothing left?

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that one good song is ALWAYS a really really f*cking amazing song. Looking at you, Puscifer.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I listen to Lin Manuel-Miranda

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    #11

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    PrathaManic Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just ordered a costco cake for my birthday. Just for me. I'm going to have cake for weeks!!!

    Dick Fint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily miserable, just had too many birthdays to bother anymore, and most of the people that used to attend such gatherings are no longer here. Not worth the effort.

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel I have so much daily responsibility to others - my child, my husband, my elderly mother, my employees - or have to be available to hold space for whomever needs it, asking for alone time with zero responsibility or obligation to any other human being seems impossible and unfair. I’ve always been the type to look after someone or something. The one day of the year when I’m asked what I want and am allowed to make a solely selfish request is my birthday. At around 8 or 9 years old, I started telling people in my life that all I wanted for my birthday was to be able to find a quiet place where I could read & write with absolutely no interruptions or even basic requests, demands or inquiries. It took a few years, but by 15 everyone knew they could make any sort of deal about my birthday the days before or after, but to just let me have the day to myself. It’s been this way for 35 years. I look forward to it months ahead of time. It’s nothing to do with maturity or misery.

    Nea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband used to be this, I micro-forced celebrations on him and now he asks about a bigger cake if I get him a small one. Totally started enjoying feeling special.

    Daisy1355
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe everyone in our lives treated it as a normal day and/or ignored it so we just don't care anymore

    Julia French
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm convinced that people who do this had significant people in their lives routinely forget their BDs and this was how they coped

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. After the first couple of decades of people not remembering, not caring was the best way to deal with it.

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    Red PANda (she/they)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m just indecisive and bad at planning 😭

    Lady Vader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend made an awesome cake for my birthday last week, with lemon and fresh cream. I portioned and froze it so I enjoy it for a while. 😁

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ?? I treat my birthday as a normal day because that's all it is. I'm not miserable or mature, I just don't really grok the reasons for celebrating.

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    gabbylizzul Report

    Gee Kaps
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just 5 mins? ive done hour long commutes like that!!

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truckers call that *the zone*. You’re on autopilot essentially. Music, hands free phone calls, audio books, anything to avoid that. It’s dangerous

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    martymcmatrix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pretty much sums up driving home after night shift...🤷🏽

    Annabelle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and if you are really lucky you are so tired you get the extra bonus of hallucinations.

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    General Stukov
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That explains all the drivers I've seen... You guys actually need to pay attention when you're piloting a 1+ton missile.

    Wolf Hungry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my family we call situations like this"doing things in automatic".

    Gary
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some days you get anxiety driving, then others you can't even remember the drive. Will those people who don't worry about and a ting get to the end of their life and wonder what the hell just happened?

    WalterWhiteSavannah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once worked 28 and a half straight days doing 14 ro 16 hours and one 19 hour shift. Drove home after the "half day" and literally got back to the valley then realized I didn't remember any of the previous 5 hours of the drive... including the winter mountain passes.

    visacrum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually called road hypnosis. I've made it all the way from work to home, feeling like I just left work as I'm pulling into my driveway.

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or don't remember half the drive? just BOOM, you've reached your destination!

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that just the other day. Since there was a cop on my left, I'm ASSUMING I was doing okay.

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    Many people have nervous tics, whether constant throat clearing, nose wrinkling, or rapid blinking. When it comes to body-focused repetitive behaviors, there is more than meets the eye. 

    Research has found that traits like hair-pulling, nail-biting, and skin-picking are possible signs of perfectionism. Such actions are believed to be manifestations of stress brought on by having such high standards.

    #13

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    c0wbitch Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. I was an "essential worker."

    Lady Vader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too Multa. It was an absolutely exhausting time, mentally and physically.

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    Katchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have children and work full time, so I was expected to teach homeschool while working. That was one of the worst years of my life.

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to point out that in 1000 years some archeologist will dig their way into an office building and find "how to wash your hands" signs in the bathroom's mirrors.

    Guy Bare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hurts ! No archeologist will say "but maybe some of them were clean Without needing the signs !"

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    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you live off-grid and/or very rural, far away from shops, entertainment, distractions, life starts to look more like this. Especially if you find a small community of creatives & thinkers who also choose to live this way.

    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starting to understand why more of us want to live off the grid

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    Dick Fint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was not exactly an essential worker, but nothing changed for me either. My only problem was being "carded" when I bought beer, as if even with a mask, I didn't have enough gray hair showing to be mistaken for Gandalf the Gray. The essential part was having to leave the apartment to get the beer, or a large number of people in Milwaukee would have been out of work.

    Phaiax
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was never a time or a place where this was life as it is supposed to be. That's life how we wish it was. It is more accurate to say life is supposed to be breathing, looking for food, mating, repeat till dead. But sure miss this time. Made more music than ever, a small video game and two clay sculptures. And a kid. Also made a kid.

    JLo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was too busy looking for work after getting laid off. I did not enjoy quarantine!

    Jude Laskowski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went bonkers from being cooped up.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you to all the essential workers out there who kept us going through the Lockdowns and Quarantines... From bin collectors, to the janitors in hospital to just everyone who people forget about but they all were very important and still are. You kept our rubbish from piling up, you looked after us all. Thank you 💜

    Guy Bare
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a non-essential worker, and as a new mom, needing the father of her son by her side for more than 28 days (French law), it was the best time of my life. Oh and I also hate people.

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    Ok-Abbreviations7700 Report

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine your partner refusing to watch anything in a foreign language because they don't like subtitles.

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they don't stop you... does it matter? My husband refuses to watch foreign language films/programmes unless they are dubbed but he doesn't mind me doing it. He actually can't read fast enough as he's dyslexic. A lot of people are.

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    Lesley Relph
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half the actors mumble or gabble, or the sound balance isn't right (music too loud).

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fúck me for being hard of hearing I guess

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine living with someone who doesn't understand the importance of volume normalisation and doesn't recognise that everything made after about 1986 lacks it and who refuses to acknowledge that it's just more pleasant and more satisfying to actually get all the dialogue without having to rattle the windows with needlessly loud action sequences. Sheesh.

    JLo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched a Canadian sitcom (Corner Gas) that had no laugh track or background music. It was so easy to hear everything! Then I turn on an American sitcom and the laugh track is activated for every other word! Seriously, the canned laughter is the worst! I don't go to the movie theater anymore because the background music is so loud when people are talking!

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    Alex Ruddies
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! I watch with subtitles. I read faster than I can listen...

    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm, to say it nicely, " hard of hearing", and even with my hearing aids on, I need the subtitles, or most of the dialog will be lost to me, especially if there's background noise or music.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Background noise!! There is so much other sound going on, I can't always make out what they are saying.

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    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is also great when you have small children acting wild around the house so you can still follow the program. I love subtitles!

    Laurie Pierce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to have them. Hearing loss.

    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use subtitles all the time even if the show is in English. I like having the TV low, I've an issue with loud noises. The subtitles are great.

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. I like to set the volume quiet enough to lullaby me but being able to follow the plot

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    Fool of a Took
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an audio processing issue, so when there is background noise (either in the show or in my house), I can't understand what is being said. I can hear it just fine, but it doesn't resolve into words. Also, I'm sensitive to noise and my husband is a bit deaf, so really the subtitles resolve a lot of issues.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fool of a Took, I am the same way with tv and in real life. I cannot follow a conversation if there is more than one person talking. The sounds all run together and it's like the adults in Peanuts comics.

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    waqasnaseem07 Report

    Mariella Rinaldi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introvert level pro: "I'll *open* it when I have energy and reply".

    lisa m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am nototios for this and actually lost a friend bevause of this, not really a friend huh?

    Scrupulous Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three weeks?!? I thought that was extrovert level? Should I ghost everyone if it has been longer than three weeks? Because I thought I had at least 30 days before they will hate me forever…

    Rocket Surgeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real friends know me well enough to not think I'm horrible.

    Dawnieangel76
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have friends, and I stopped feeling guilty years ago.

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no--i'm one that responds immediately & gets pissed when others don't

    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who always has to send the last text for some reason and I enjoy sending two or three more texts than are necessary just to see what she'll come back with each time. I have to live with the fact that I'm a horrible friend.

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    Arriving at a commitment is usually a judgment indicator of your respect for the person you’re meeting. According to Dr. Adams, punctuality may indicate a people-pleasing personality. It is also seen as a sign of conscientiousness and agreeability.

    Conversely, she says that often arriving late could be a sign of self-focus. She also noted that habitual tardiness and arriving way too early are plausible symptoms of ADHD.

    #16

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    emily_murnane Report

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time I buy a new bed for my bedroom, I'll buy a couch instead.

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll still never be as tired at 11pm as you are at 1pm.

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    featherytoad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, when you're dozing on the couch and then deside to get up and brush your teeth. I always catch a second wind after that.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because you are usually trying not to sleep when on the couch, but actively trying when you get to bed.

    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine does. My SIL calls it "the narcolepsy couch" because ten minutes on it and you're frakking unconscious! Sometimes I sleep on it the whole night like Fox Mulder.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one of those once, I wish I still had it.

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    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you actually doze off on that couch, wake up an hour later and think “welp, that’s my nights sleep buggered.”

    The Shark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Exhausted from being conscious yet still too awake to sleep.

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    #17

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    ZectroVoid Report

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use a thinner blanket. It still keeps the ghosts out.

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't sleep without a fan, even with an air conditioner. I love the feeling of the wind on my skin.

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the opposite... freezing, huddled under blankets and yet need a fan blowing on my face.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother passed away not long ago and I have one of his blankets and whenever I feel like a need a hug from him, I sleep with the blanket but it is heavy and it is summer right now, so I end up turning the air conditioner to 66 degrees and snuggling in the blanket.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually just sleep with a sheet over me.

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just discovered this. When the A.C. in the bedroom gets to cold in the middle of the night instead of crawling out of bed and turning the temperature up I just reach up and turn the electric blanket on. Wasteful, hedonistic bliss.

    Jihana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an Echo and a smart plug, so I can just say: Alexa, turn on the heating blanket!

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    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The monster will get whatever is not covered up.

    Madison Marino
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikr cuz like you can't have the monster come grabbing you at night so you have to use it as protection

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    #18

    Meirl

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why people use c**p passwords like Mike1985.

    Rinso The Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa, hold on there. How'd you get my password you hacker?

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect example for "Rage against the machine"

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In grad school I got so frustrated with password requirements that I ended up typing a stream of vile cuss words together. It was accepted, and I was so pleased with myself for outsmarting the silly thing...right up until the moment (a few weeks later) Help Desk asked me for my password so they could remote into my machine. Gal laughed so hard I thought she was going to strain something.

    B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ebay password is extremely rude and aimed at ebay's terrible password creation policy.

    Widdershins66
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, yeh, it's happened to me, twice! 😂😂😂

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Hate this so much 😭😭😭

    Eugenia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Set "incorrect" as your password. If you don't remember it and type something else, you'll receive an immediate reminder!

    Joe15
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right!? Then they say check text message for "verification code" that they never send

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God it is not just me then. WTF is that all about.

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old password, but with a 1 at the end.

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    Do you prefer to dress simply? Or are you more into extravagant, flashy clothing? According to a study published in the Journal of Experimental Social Psychology, those who answer the latter may deal with potential self-esteem issues and insecurities. 

    In the same vein, recent studies have shown that those who enjoy indulging in expensive items may feel less confident and powerful. Experts describe it as the “imposter syndrome from luxury consumption.” Here, they feel undeserving of expensive things, which often leads to feelings of inauthenticity.

    #19

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    TweetPotato314 Report

    Dick Fint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, I just blew my beverage out my nose, all over my screen and keyboard. Love how clean my sinuses stay here on bored panda.

    Alyssa Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same at the airport! OMG, do I have a gun or anthrax in my purse?!?

    Friendly Neighbourhood Hermit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah the bigger anxiety is when the sensors do go off even though you didn't steal anything and you walk out awkwardly with everyone staring at you like you're a criminal 😭

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has OP shoving a TV up his butt been a problem in the past?

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I leave a store without buying anything I stay outside for a few seconds because that's what an innocent person would do and I want to make clear that I didn't steal anything.

    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you over compensate by acting how you think an innocent person would act. You look over and smile or nod at him or her letting them know you are a decent sort not like others and would never steal anything.

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I always keep my purse all zipped-up; I'm so afraid someone will try something on me. Same while in Customs.

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    #20

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    Lydsylou (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and then you replay it in your head every night for the next 14 years slowly torturing yourself and feeling more and more worthless meanwhile the other person in the interaction completely forgot about it 10 minutes after it happened

    Be_ Heard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then feeling so guilty inside you apologize to ppl about ulyour so called embarrassing behavior and they're like i had a great time! No worries! But you still sit there and dont believe them lol smdh

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every time. It ranges between omg kill me now and ffs now I have regrets.

    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's usually my best work but my bar is extremely low

    Alvia Vseobecna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and to be revisited in the hours before falling asleep with adding no solution to the rerun

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    #21

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    quietconnoisseur Report

    The Shark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you become a human prune, and remember that our bodies are not well-suited to aquatic environments.😂

    Joe15
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fantasize about having a Shower the size of a small room with everything I could want or need to spend a few hours just kicking back

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    Now, we’d like to hear from you, dear readers. Which of these quirks are you guilty of, too? Do you see yourself in any of these posts? Or perhaps you know someone else? Let’s liven up the comments!

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    kasskassy2 Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just you. And sometimes a leg too

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you are secretly practicing scuba diving? 🤿

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    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've woken up to see me arm chilling like that! Maybe it's like an antenna??!?!

    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arm, and sometimes a leg. My cat judges me for that, because her leg in the air is much more aesthetic than mine.

    Lilybdcsa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all just are all covered up but have to stick one leg out of the covers?

    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog would sleep like this. You push one paw down she would put the other up

    Ann Jeppesen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst is when you are falling asleep and you end up punching yourself in the face

    LavenderHippoInAJar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More my legs honestly. I had a bunk bed at one point and loved it because I could prop my feet up on the ceiling while I was in it :)

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard of such a thing. Now reading all of these comments I worry that I might start doing this.

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    Character-Stretch697 Report

    Alex Ruddies
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, they're thick fingernails for the mouth...

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, I have to take calcium everyday, but that's still easier to do.

    Nea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am suddenly more grateful to my bones.

    Ineke Pronk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason is because teeth are exposed to air.

    Russell Tilling
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sugar + saliva = acid => tooth decay. If you didn’t eat sugar you wouldn’t need to clean your teeth. (Not sure about sugars in fruit though!)

    Al Fun
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some protective flesh should grow around it like the other bones.

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    #24

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    Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I’d make myself a delicious sandwich for dinner but then I ended up having 2 raw tomatoes which was better than expected

    Wolf Hungry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The instant ramen is my option for days like this.

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sausage wraps for me. I pretty always have sausage and bread in the house.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don't even plan to cook at night, unless it's the weekend

    GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tonight: Lucky Charms it is

    Mark Boelte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frozen Buffalo Chicken Mac n Cheese to the rescue.

    Liz The Biz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me at 8am: "I'll cook something nice and healthy for dinner tonight" Me at 6pm after another crappy day work "Let's order a takeaway"

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    #25

    Meirl

    ChanBun18 Report

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried that. Kicked one cat in the head and stepped on another one's tail. Resulting chaos woke all three of us up.

    Dill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried putting a slipper on once to find it was my dog. We had to get a night light in the end as she'd pick very random places on the floor to sleep. She had a dog bed and we didn't mind her on our bed, but no, she liked picking random places and running the risk of being stepped on!

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    Jay Scales
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't look at yourself in the bathroom mirror.... If I make eye contact I wake up.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I have to tee-tee at night I keep the bathroom light off because that helps me get back to sleep. I can find my way to the bathroom and around in it by touch and memory.

    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay... guessed what tee-tee means from the context but not why it means having a pi!ss.

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    Madison Marino
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait wasn't there a meme just like this but it was baby Yoda instead??

    Shae Benton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and my anxiety wont let me use the bathroom without the light being on.

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you don't put on your glasses because you aren't officially awake if they're not on.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that and in exactly the way pictured.

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    dittulps Report

    Anxious&Bored Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone have a word for "I'm hungry for something but I don't know what so I'll eat everything until I figure it out or I get full"?

    goldoche
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never experienced that before pregnancy. I hate it.

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    giku T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet the germans have one for that too!they are the best in naming the most undefinable concepts

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For once we germans indeed don't have a word for that

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    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call it “snacky“ or “a bit peckish”

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just like when you ask your Mum for pizza and she says 'we have one in the freezer' instead of getting a takeaway....it's not the same!

    Alistair's mom, (poor lad)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's basically all the time in my kitchen as I'm a terrible cook. Heck even a sandwich can fail miserably

    shankShaw deReemer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suffered from this last night so I just went to bed.

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fussy 😂 Especially if it's yourself that bought it, for yourself 😂😂

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    aldermancastle Report

    Dawn Murphy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the biggest lie is "I have read the terms and conditions"

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lie is as big as the terms and conditions are long

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    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I even go as far as typing out the reply and then I just like ..... forget? to hit "send."

    Joshua
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've typed out whole replies. Hours later I haven't heard anything back and I'm starting to feel some type of way only to realize I never hit send. Then I feel guilty for feeling some type of way at being ignored even though the sender never knew I felt some type of way to begin with.

    Barbara Deskins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I waited 2 days for an answer only to find that I never hit send

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I type the text message and forget to send. I only realize that the next time I want to send that person another text. And it is especially bad when you are supposed to be answering a question with the initial text.

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    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My medication alarm goes off though. Even when it's in do not disturb, sleep mode or airplane mode. I can't figure out how to silence it. Lol

    Tropical Tarot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can set certain thing and apps to get through. My family and my banking apps mostly .

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    Deep One
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always turn mine off now. Once in the theater I had it silenced but forgot I had a daily alarm.

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once went several months before I realized I had silenced the beast and forgot it

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I got my first phone, I dreamt of changing my ringtone to whatever I like. After I actually got one, I think I could count the number of times I actually heard my ringtone.

    #29

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    Berrylene_ Report

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me handing over the phone to my parents whenever food delivery people call because I can't give directions to my own house

    Bgray450
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell you left, right, north, south. It's "Turn right after that pink building that used to be the A & P, then just past Mary Gardner's mom's house, the one that burned down in '82? Yeah, the first dirt road on the left."

    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if I do, don't expect words like north, South, east, or west. Prepare yourself for turn right at the third tree, if you see the big red bsrn you've gone too far

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just go on autopilot. I don't know the street names, just like, that's where I saw that dog by the store that was there ten years ago

    Shae Benton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say " Put this said address in your maps". God forbid if they cant use maps.

    Anna Taro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same but I'm beginning to think it's not that they CAN'T use maps it's that they DON'T or WON'T.

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    JenC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can give directions by landmarks, but heck if I know what street it's on.

    Julie S
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman I worked with once asked me how long I'd lived in my town when I replied all my life she asked why I don't know where anything is. 🤷

    Brian bell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often am asked drections (big city life) and just as often wonder afterwords... "wait a sec... isn't that the other way?"

    Dick Fint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely true! I do not go by street names, but by occasionally inappropriate landmarks that may no longer exist. I remember many years ago getting, as part of driving directions from a customer "at the unmarked turnoff by the old Wilson place that burnt down some years back, you take that left". I now completely understand that type of directions from local people.

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband couldn’t give directions to our home if his life depended on it. You can drop me in the middle of anywhere with no phone reception or map and I’ll figure out my way around in minutes. I’ve arrived in new cities on my way from a transportation location to a hotel & have been stopped & asked for directions. People who travel with me to new places ask how many times I’ve been there or why I’ve told them I hadn’t been there before, when I actually hadn’t. I swear it’s my one & only superpower. And it comes with an innate knowledge of the precise time of day and which way north is, no matter where I am.

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    Me🐸irl

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    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived like this when I was out of job after covid. Not a very good time.

    Sophia Athene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand and it hurts both mentally and physically. And I go to the doctor and explain my depression and get told I need to see a psychiatrist to prescribe me the right medication. What park of lost my job did you not understand? I can't even pay you!

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been off work since April with a broken shoulder. The days are blurring. I have to check the date on my phone and cross reference with a calendar to know what day of the week it is

    Nikolaj Christensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depression can be like timetravel sometimes...

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retired... getting the car's oil changed is an event.

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I’m reading too much into it, but this seems like depression.

    Shae Benton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try to think of every thing I did that day and still say " nothing".

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    Sigh J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every f***ing time I open a book.

    January Tempis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The author Simon Sinek says he's written more books than he's read. I haven't read any of his books, but I like his videos

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me with the $100 doorstop that was my organic chemistry book

    Richard Nichols
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. Reading is so tedious. And somehow it's so easy to think about something else and end up "reading without reading."

    Shae Benton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this with almost everything. Its so annoying.

    Page intentially left blank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hitting the 30-second rewind in my audio book a bazillion times while I'm preparing dinner and reading the recipe to make sure I don't miss anything

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's because you have a metal thing impaled into your skull.

    KokoTheMaestro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me that means that ive been reading in the middle of the night to sleep and its working

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't smoke weed & read!

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    #32

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    Deadcrawler3 Report

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently I suddenly recalled, after many years, a time when my friends called me "chicken" because I refused to do something silly. Friends, I forgive you. I forgave you a long time ago. Put it behind you. 11-year-olds are @$$holes.

    Liz The Biz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when you're trying to sleep and your mind recalls every cringey thing you've ever done, one after another. And why is it that I can remember all my cringey mistakes with minute details but I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday?

    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thank god I'm not alone!! I remember being embarrassed because I told my primary school teacher that I'd lost my first tooth... twice!! She laughed kindly and said I'd already told her, but ooooh the shame. I was mortified. What an utter fool I was!! I'm now 42 and still that memory haunts me.

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    Canadian Cobra Chickens
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In front of three people and my crush, my best friend goes up and says "what do you think about ---" 😶

    notlikeyou1971
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And after remembering that your mind never shuts down

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's not like there aren't enough embarrassing things in the more recent past, so why?

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what 3am is for, isn’t it?

    Monster738
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i was 3 i said the cringeiest word ever "yay"

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    iFunny Report

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago (so long ago that I had an old fashioned alarm clock, and well before cell phones) my alarm went off, so I got up, took a shower, and got dressed, even though I was still very tired. Then I walked in the kitchen and saw the clock above the refrigerator. It was about 2:00 am. It sure did feel good to go back to bed.

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather it be 7 otherwise I'm going to be laying here awake for 4 hours.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moment when you are praying to any god available that it’s not 7am and you look at the clock to find it’s 6:55

    DelvianBlue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clock: 6:52am. Happens every time.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens everyday except I’m praying it’s not 4 am and I wake up at 1 am

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to bed at 1030; dog wakes me up at midnight; literally could not get back to sleep.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have pets - got a visit from a friggin bat at 3 am last night. Waited for 15 minutes in the hopes it would find its way out, then (with a vision of the poor animal crash landing in my LONG hair) gave up and left the room for the couch. Couldn't get back to sleep, either.

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    Jawshable Report

    Dick Fint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, introvert here. I no longer try. Doing this online is so much easier as I can't see facial expressions, have to listen to boorish remarks.

    #35

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    Handsome_Bread_Roll Report

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE Recaptcha. Sometimes I have gone through as many as 20 images before it lets me through. If there is a Hell, I hope it has a really nasty place for the jerk who invented it. Gimme rotating a 3D model of an animal.

    Πίπη Λότα
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, "rotating a 3D model of an animal" actually sounds worse

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    DogMomma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell will be having to do Recaptcha puzzles for eternity

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just did this today. I had to do it 5 times & didn't know if they were just making sure or if I did it wrong. THEY NEED TO BE CLEAR! I wonder how the ones where you just click a button work, or if they're just cheap & making us think they have a captcha.

    Dreaming Spirit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read an article about the new generation recaptcha - essentially, they are tracking your activity on page (scrolling, clicking links, mouse movements, interaction with content) even before you enter the form with captcha. Bots and such behave differently, for example cursor does not move or moves in straight line. When you see a button, you will click or tap it, while a program would probably execute some script - the recaptcha "sees" the difference between those two, if the previous activity was suspicious the request is denied.

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    Al Fun
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what is the correct answer anyway?

    Jay Alan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So these actually work off of machine mechanics. It is checking to see if the cursor moves fluidly and direct or shaky like a human... lol

    Evy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hallelujah! I am not alone in this! I do this all the time and then end up getting it wrong! I would rather they ask me some s**t like what is 2+3 or whatever!

    Kay Christensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone tell me why the Recaptcha photos are always so blurry? It's like it's intentionally done to set you up for failure.

    KJasper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who tf are you to ask if I’m a robot? I’m not a robot you’re a robot!

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    whitemike40 Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    c.) pulling yourself along with your hands while floating

    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup like I'm the slowest Alligator in the pod

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    LillieMean
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The latter, but only because paranoid me wants to make sure the bikini top is decent before landing.

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A if I'm going in, B if I'm coming back ashore

    Kay Christensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same way I walk through 666% humidity during the summer: SLOWLY.

    mikedtw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    especially when coming back in from a swim, from deep water towards the beach *sigh*

    Hms Temp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    crab walk. always the crab walk. I am devolving.

    dremetrius
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left. I love the feeling of pushing aside an ocean that doesn't want to let me go in.

    Samsquatch & Monko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run on all fours until you get super deep, then swim

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    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the pandemic hit, I was already a stay at home mom living in an isolated town. My husband was still working through all of it, so nothing changed much for me. I would stay home for a week at a time and didn't have to feel bad about it!

    Lynette Hannan (Lyn)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, but then I also had to deal with kids doing home learning. I missed my quiet. I missed getting a complete shop done in only one and a half hours.

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    Deson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this as a Tshirt but without the fireplace. Gotten a number of comments one person though thought that was Death on the couch and not Skeletor. I since enlightened her.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally off topic, but how does a skeleton drink wine?

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chest cavity is filled with rags to absorb the wine.

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    AlaVerge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the weekends for this very reason.

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never leave the house and I am very happy with that arrangement. (I work from home)

    Samsquatch & Monko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me complaining about socializing when in reality I love yapping

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    chaod3r Report

    Nea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the time. Options are anxiety or guilt.

    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or regret at losing the friend. I ignored one text from my “crush” and I haven’t heard from him since ;/

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    Zaach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't mean to do that on purpose

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this with voicemails, I think I have one on my phone now from a couple of months ago. I will get to it next time I remember.

    pfeils wife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why doesn't Apple let their customers send time delayed text messages?

    #39

    Meirl

    nalin420 Report

    Sh_alien
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the time?! You need to stop hanging around people who lie…

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    Jay Scales
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give them that look so they know you know - but say nothing.

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, history thing: the CIA actually had this problem. They had figured out KGB codes, but couldn't actually DO much with that information, because if they did the KGB would figure it out and change the codes. It's a frequent problem in espionage: if you use the information too much, people change the technique, but if you underuse it it's not really worth it.

    Awesome At Being Autistic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. For some reason a heckin lot of people like to tell me their secrets. Like just acquaintances, even. It's weird.

    AlaVerge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes their lies benefit us all, so you do have to "act normal".

    TheLocalRedneck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when I figured out my ex bf and our mutual friend dated and they both lied repeatedly to my face but I can't say anything bc it's a secret I wasn't supposed to know

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened with my ex all the time. The worst part was he believed most of his own lies.

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    marios4twenty Report

    Camille Sinanan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah...one time me and my friend had a two day argument about if jello had horse hooves in it...she was right the whole time

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    semi-observant Jew here. Yes, it does; so do typical marshmallows, starbursts, and several kinds of breakfast cereals. Plenty of other weird stuff has gelatin in it.

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    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me, after avoiding saying something that will cause an argument because i'm trying not to be that b***h anymore--i have whole conversations by myself of things i wanted to say...

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    kiiingsleyy Report

    Zaach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't walk on my left side - that leg is 3mm shorter and is pissed

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on how out of alignment my back and hips are that day.

    Dill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely can't... have balance problems!

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too; I can't turn my head to the side & still walk straight so if we're going to be talking, I won't be looking at you

    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of times my husband has kicked my canes out from under me because he can't walk straight.

    Angrykitten
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would fail a field sobriety test for sure

    Fancy Nancy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I haven't had a drink in 30 years. I sometimes watch sobriety test videos (I don't know why) and I realize there is no way I can pass them. I am arthritic. Sometimes they don't carry portable breathalyzers . I would be detained and start complaining about my bad shoulder if they cuffed me behind my back. Another reason getting old sucks!

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    #42

    Things-Everyone-Does-Memes-Jokes

    ShantiAngel Report

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did i turn the Iron off, oh wait, i dont own an Iron

    Stygtand
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 3 doors in my house i lock at night. I have to do it in a specific order, without doing anything else. And if some interrupts me, i start over.. my brain is f***ed sometimes.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because doing 1 equals doing 2 equals doing 3 so you’re not jerking awake at whatever hour thinking “Did I lock the door?”

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    Silly-Rabbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always with my hair straightener! Even had to turn my car around and return to the house to double-check. Better to be late to work then have a house fire!

    digitalin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a photo for later to be sure. Also it helps to say "I am locking the door. The door is locked" out loud.

    Blitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES I almost missed my bus cuz I walked back down the hill to check if my door was locked. Spoiler alert: (It was locked.)

    Lady Vader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our brains are evil, aren't they?!

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband: "Did I close the garage door?" Me: "I think so." So we drive back, even if we're already halfway where we were going.

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the thing where you say a couple of words like green monkey as you lock up, on the rare occasions I leave the house. You will remember saying the words.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .....in my case it's the alarm clock. I must check that stupid thing 3 times before bed.

    Angrykitten
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say it out loud while you do it. You will remember saying it even if don't remember doing it

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    #43

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    XellTweets Report

    HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me with "bro"... one of my friends used it a lot, I started using it too, next thing you know I've accidentally called multiple teachers bro.

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    DudeFortitude (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa, that is some serious skibidi ohio fanum tax gyatt brainrot with L rizz right there, cuh. (Please forgive me)

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what annoys me more. The parts I understood or the parts I didn't.

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    digitalin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Now I use some Gen z slang "ironically" and my gen alpha kids tell me how outdated that is and no one says that any more. So I do it more just to bug them. They're saying things like "skibidi toilet" and I'm saying things like "cringe, groovy, hoopy frood" and none of us know what is going on.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeet. It’s such a descriptive word

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ugh, my teacher sounds so stupid." Two years later I talk like my teacher.

    Thomas Schwarting
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still not what it means! Thought it was "lots of love" then saw other things. So what is it?!

    Marnie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The use of "ironically" in this is slang. Was that meant to be funny?

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 30 year old and 27 year old nephews are still using slang like, "peak" "lit" and "fire". They sound bloody stupid. grow up.

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    #44

    Meirl

    lol_k12345 Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheets work well too, gives the blanket feel but not so hot

    TheElderNom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's too thin and too light. A thin summer blanket is barely sufficient but it will have to do. Don't get me wrong, a sheet is better than nothing but that is not amazing praise.

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same post as the one with the fans.

    Content Wombat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only must I have a blanket, it has to be a weighted blanket!

    SleepSycho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I needs a blanket no matter what, can't be a sheet, in fact no top sheets at all, no tuck-ins, blanket must be light and fluffy comforter or a thin warm soft blanket but not weighted, and if it's hot then fans and ac and an open window for a nice cool breeze and the fans on even in winter just for the sound and a smidgeon of night lighting and the moon but if i can hear my own heartbeat, I can't sleep :/

    General Stukov
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here i am with fur sheets and covers cause i wanna feel like a baby Joey when i sleep..

    Lee Stone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sleep on a sheep skin all year. It's amazing. Cool in the summer, warm in what passes for winter here.

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    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we have top sheets - what's up with the little gen zeds wanting to take them away🤷🏻‍♀️

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    Literally_black1984 Report

    GettingCereal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awkwardly stroking their back is generally my go to.

    DogMomma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *simmers with hatred for Big Ed*

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them milk duds. According to Sheldon milk duds make everything better.

    Shae Benton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years of woking in hospice and I still get caught up with this one.

    AlaVerge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use a broom to pat their shoulder.

    Samsquatch & Monko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listening to them and being emotionally exhausted from how often it happens

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    #46

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    marios4twenty Report

    AlaVerge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are just hurtling through space... YOLO

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get your s**t together to meet others' expectations, only get your s**t together if it benefits you. Otherwise, it is your life and you can waste it how you want.

    January Tempis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you look up one day and you're still not dead yet and you have to deal with all the s**t you didn't take care of for decades. Like, what the f**k?

    B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this way when I was in my twenties. Survived those crazy times somehow, and now the remaining years are precious.

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally just said something very similar to myself then scrolled & this was the next meme; I finally feel seen

    #47

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    bisexuael Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but I was googling a shop in Cirencester called Witches Knickers, and I rather wish I hadn't

    Wingsofwrath
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, turns out they sell jewlery and handbags, which is a let down, let me tell you. The name had * such * promise...

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    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just googling - my calculator, that's the history I need my ride or die to delete when I die

    Sharkfin6
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, because i know how to clear history. BUT I do go on incognito to try to avoid the tracking cookies following me everywhere else with s****y ads.

    featherytoad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually saw a question and a whole slew of comments on Reddit about, How To Use A Washcloth? Seriously?

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm too dumb to remember about incognito mode until I read this

    Lydsylou (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all ever use incognito mode for every single question just in case. But you don't actually know just in case what

    digitalin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes all the time. Also embarrassing medical stuff.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then I cant spell it

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    #48

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    Low-Heart-3566 Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crying is healthy and acceptable turns into Crying is for weaklings the second I showed any emotion

    athornedrose
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can't go out today, you were out yesterday

    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine were about as strict as I am. When my kids leave the house I always say "don't play in traffic, be careful of the crazies, try not to murder anyone, I don't have bail money....love you!". That's pretty much how my parents were too, lol. I had the freedom to grow up knowing any stupid stuff I might do, wouldn't lose their love for me, and so do my kids. If you screw up, own up and we'll figure it out together. Otherwise, go have fun, live life, and don't burn my house down!

    DuckDuckGooseberry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A room isn’t tidy if there are a can or two out of place.

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more like: "If you don't brush your teeth, I won't feed you your favourite snack while you Play nintendo tomorrow, you royal highness."

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beat the cráp out of me for falling down and skinning my knee.

    Moon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm this is how it works

    Lynette Hannan (Lyn)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not very, I suppose they didn't need to be. They both worked so weren't around to see if we got up to anything. We went home when the street lights came on as we knew one of them would be in the middle of cooking dinner by then.

    Liz The Biz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum always used to say, "You can talk to me about anything that's worrying you, you know. Don't keep things bottled up." Then when I did try and talk to her she would scream, "You ungrateful ****! You don't know you're born! There are people far worse off than you, you know." So then I didn't bother trying to talk to her and would get accused of being secretive.

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    #49

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    Leoopro Report

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    #50

    Things-Everyone-Does-Memes-Jokes

    GeorgeResch Report

    Phaiax
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't be too stupid for twitter. It's kind of a trademark.

    Stygtand
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its called freedom my friend. Its quite nice.

    MARK HARRIS
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently nobody is too stupid for Twitter

    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why, bored panda of course!

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you mean the zombie version of twitter? its undead corpse?

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    Maim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BORED PANDA obviously. We are the best.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like the qualifications you need to work at Walmart.

    Melissa Schermerhorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reddit, no one cares how stupid you are, just be mean, nasty and full of hate

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    #51

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    N0tYOUniq Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason to like winter ... you can stay up later but still go to sleep BEFORE the birds start chirping

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. My. Gawd. That's... right now. RIGHT NOW. ARGH.

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    #52

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    TopDankestMemes Report

    Karina
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    1 year ago

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    Or can go to bed. Because uiu shouldnt charge your phone by your bed, or at night.

    #53

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    FollowSina Report

    Julie S
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just give them a slap in the face

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're on zoom and spend ages typing up a long digressive comment on something (eg Roosevelt knew about the Holocaust before America entered WW2 and just didn't care and boy do I have sources for that one) and then it's moved on

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you tell the joke, because you want to add to the conversation. And everyone looks at you like wtf?!

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens to me all the time! I have something great to add to the conversation, but keep getting interrupted and can't get even a syllable in edgewise with a crowbar. Sometimes I get so frustrated I want to SCREAM or jump up and down on the table! And by the time the others deign to let me in, the subject has moved on to something different.

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    #55

    Meirl

    Hypnoidz Report

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I see a chair, I'm going to have a little sit down

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its called a technical rest, and its good

    #57

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    Depleted_NRG11 Report

    giku T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are! in Turkiye. and rocher rafaello's are even more expensive

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still think they're crazy expensive

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are like 14 euro a box and they only last 2 mins if you share

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and they are way overrated. Except the dark ones. With the black wrappers. Those are ok.

    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's over R200 for a large box in South Africa. So yes, hella expensive.

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are! have you seen how much they cost lately?!

    SleepSycho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They ain't cheap! I'm in Cali, and these are strictly a special occasion treat like birthday or xmas

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    #58

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    russ_universe Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because (a) used a dedicated peeler and (b) used a knife.

    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when I use a peeler it still looks like b

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    #59

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    FatherComplex Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you dare step on the cracks, or take two steps on stairs because they're very slightly off from your stride length.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just common sense!!!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I step on a white or yellow road marking, my foot feels strange...

    #61

    Things-Everyone-Does-Memes-Jokes

    -BlackMidnight- Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    makes great disco lights if you turn on a projector and turn off the ceiling lights.

    Isaac Nemo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the memories. And WinAmp had the best visualizations

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Game. Have someone else choose the song but turn the volume off. Then you have to guess the title by watching the Windows Media Player visualization.

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milk drop for Winamp was better

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    #62

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    original_don_dada Report

    HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have had to experiment twice to see if I do have a ringtone. The first time I got my mate to ring me, and it wouldn't make noise, so I assumed I didn't have one. When I mentioned that to my grandma, she just kept ringing me until I realised that I had it set to vibrate first. It's so rare that my phone is on anything other than vibrate though.

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My voice-mail says that if they need to leave a message, they really need to call back because it takes me days to check it out.

    CF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god I'm not the only one.. they all act like something is wrong with me bc I don't answer the phone or call anyone back.. or reply to texts or answer the door or open my mail 🤷‍♀️

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    SleepSycho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish but constantly misplacing my phone and having others call it all day. If I turn off ringer then I have have to use find my iPhone and it's a whole ordeal

    Dick Fint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I hand in a form with N/A in the emergency contact number, and they ask me if I have any number they can use, I say 911.

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    #63

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    Kimsameul Report

    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little changes can add up.

    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went into a shop in town owned by a lovely Polish family. There i found ketchup crisps or chips for the American BPs. They're the nicest crisps ever. I'm in there once a week and they also have the best pickle foods too. Its well worth doing something different.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know what Lewis and Clark felt like!

    #64

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    Automatic-Law-1586 Report

    DisguisedDragon
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    1 year ago

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    Dick Fint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have just seen myself photoshopped! Exact expression, but much less photogenic in person.

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    #66

    Things-Everyone-Does-Memes-Jokes

    _EM_JAY_ Report

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back then I was a regular on a website where you had a list of friends and you could always see who was online (unless said friend decided to log in a s invisible). Whenever I logged in a couple of minutes later one friend, who was also online every day, would message me : " Hey, you online?" I usually answered : " Nah, you are just seeing things. 😉"

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    #69

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    HighTall72 Report

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of us have many "favorite" songs. #1 can depend on the circumstances.

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace song with book and that's me. Actually, replace song with a lot of things and that's me

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tracy Ullman "They Never Heard Of Love"

    Aussiegirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I played a game the other day where someone says a word & you have to sing a part of a song with that word in it. Couldn’t think of any songs even though I have the radio on all day at work & sing along to every song I hear

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, the one where, yeah, that

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    #70

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    Brent_Fox Report

    Judy Reynolds
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait - don't you have to go to the bathroom?

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was already up an hour earlier doing that, i deserve my minutes 😄

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    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who TF can sleep in until 8:30???

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    #71

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    thesweetestisabella Report

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I played the 'two truths and a lie' and accidentally told two lies because I forgot my age!

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at the hospital one time and the nurse asks me a bunch of questions I should know the answer to. One was "how old are you?" "I'm 8 years, 8 months, 20 days younger than my husband". She kept repeating the question and I kept answering the same thing. I actually don't know how old I am, I just know the facts between my husband and I. When she got flustered -and probably annoyed at me- my husband shut her up because what I answered still made sense and I answered all her other questions properly; they just needed to be sure I was lucid or something (I had passed out while pregnant).

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    #72

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    Human-Independent999 Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me at school. Today I disassociated for a solid 15 minutes

    My O My
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dissociate and zone out are two completely different things

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    Widdershins66
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did those hours go? 🤷

    #73

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    Nazikiller____ Report

    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to end on the ok button. Like a finale.

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do that with trees and lamp posts on long drives 😄

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    #76

    Meirl

    nameaboveallnames Report

    Artsy Bookworm
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as d*ck and I was so confused. We're censoring d*ugs now 🥲

    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness I’m not the only one who read it like that

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way to make it through a retail job...

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    #78

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    UnstableIsotopeU-234 Report

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid Ordinn comics (Qui dort dîne) → when you're asleep you don't feel hungry. LOL.

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    #79

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    Anon-Fir3 Report

    Red_panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would choose spaghetti over jewelry. And I would definitely choose spaghetti over marriage.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm, now I know what Io make for dinner 😄

    #80

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    Relative-Estate-4967 Report

    Ms. Mack
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love what I do for a living, but my lord do I love going home!

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    #82

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    energizerbun-nay Report

    Captive
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a non native speaker, I try to avoid those word as best as I can. Last time I used it in 2017

    Foxinamug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a native speaker, I can still only spell it by saying 'one collar, two socks' to myself and I can't even remember how/when I learnt that saying anymore 😂

    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a English speaker i try to avoid those words as best i can because i cant fe(king spell them half the time 🙈

    LavenderHippoInAJar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For years I spelled it as "nescessary" and could never figure out what I was doing wrong

    Don't listen to me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately my mobile text input is great at guessing what I'm trying to type. And it's not autocorrect, just offers a couple of possibles.

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    #83

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    marios4twenty Report

    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But nobody can help you if it's a beat drop. What song goes like dduuuddudu?

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's really frustrating is if you know the tune, but when you hum or whistle it Shazam still can't make heads or tails of it. And that's if you can carry a tune.

    Ellie Vanille
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the Daryl Dixon of the Google searches.

    #84

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    Indieriots Report

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    TheHeroShiba Report

    Dick Fint
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too did this all day until I ended up being employed by a cat. Now it's denim pants all day or else.

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    #87

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    Broad-Future-3601 Report

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother left a party in their block of flats to use the loo in her own flat. Coming back through her bedroom she thought she'd just have a teeny tiny little nap before returning to the party. Unfortunately cellular blankets leave a waffle pattern on your cheek.

    featherytoad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I have a big mark from my pillow on my face in the morning, it last all fricking day. I don't remember them lasting all day.

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    My O My
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only takes 5minutes of sitting/laying/leaning on sth for some pattern to be visible for 30-60minutes

    #89

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    marios4twenty Report

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    #90

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    reddit.com Report

    Skara Brae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about "Come on in, you pervert."

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "won't be long!" It doesn't matter if you are going to be some because they're now embarrassed and will go somewhere else

    LillieMean
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I trust that one day I will be able to say with my best customer service impersonation. All our toilets are currently booked. Please wait for the toilet to be released soon. Thank you for your patience. *Humming waiting music*.

    GettingCereal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either "uuuhhmmm" or a panicky "nope!", depending on whether they knocked or tried to open the door.

    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Busy shi*in!'

    Dick Fint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy at work did that to me, I replied "Thanks, don't need any help right now. Check back later though". We ended up being good friends. (Possibly necessary addendum. I'm disabled, I use the "special stall". When the regular stalls are occupied, some people just push on the door, which I find rude. This guy at least knocked first.)

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If I didn't need to be in here, I'd have come out by now" is my normal response

    Rinso The Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Come on in! You can help me wipe"

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    #92

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    Ray-reps Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you a baby elephant stealing sugarcane though

    General Stukov
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. It's just a picture of a tree.

    #93

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    PerceptionWestern332 Report

    DudeFortitude (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1am? Wow, y'all gotta step up your game, I do it as soon as I hit the bed

    Dick Fint
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a regular basis. Much better outcomes than real life.

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    #94

    Meirl

    themajkisek Report

    Marcin Jankowski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flunk! It never occured to me. Now my brain is rewired and I will do it every day.

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    #95

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    Nearby_Breakfast_520 Report

    Icedragocat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean you are going to sleep early (in the morning)

    Katchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob Dylan: “I see that morning light and it’s not because I’m an early riser; I just didn’t get to sleep last night.”

    #96

    Meirl

    PatheticMeat Report

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens to me sometimes while watching a YouTube video - or while on a Zoom call

    General Stukov
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll legit leave a job of they require me to use zoom.

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    #97

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    Tommann45 Report

    Zoey Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently theres a lot of d**k selling music I was unaware of.

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    #98

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    Distinct_Ad456 Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is the best reason of all. You're not avoiding anyone, you're not shirking a responsibility, you're not hiding from anything, ... You're just not there.

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    #99

    Things-Everyone-Does-Memes-Jokes

    adeno_gothilla Report

    oblong mongoose (they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im a gen z and i don't like most of the slang. i really only say "slay", "get it", "slay queen/king", "get it, your excellence (for my fellow gender-nonconforming peeps)", and very rarely I'll say "bestie"

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, is this mene slang now?