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There’s nothing wrong with failing—it’s one of the best ways to learn and grow. But let’s be honest, some mishaps are just plain hilarious. And with the internet always watching, if your slip-up makes it online, there’s a good chance it’s already landed on the subreddit ‘There Was An Attempt.’

Don’t worry, though—these things tend to blow over quickly.

Well, except for today, because we’ve put together a compilation of the best posts we’ve ever featured from this community. Enjoy!

#1

To Insult Women

To Insult Women

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Zena
Community Member
2 years ago

"Men, you can't get pregnant, so sit down when medical care for women is discussed." Yes, actually, this tracks; let's institute this rule.

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    #2

    To Give The Worst Land

    To Give The Worst Land

    "In 1913, Sarah Rector, a 10-year-old black girl received a land allotment of 160 acres in Oklahoma. The best farming land was reserved for whites, so she was given a barren plot. Oil was soon discovered there & she became the country's first black millionaire."

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    Actually, she became *so* rich that she was given the status of "honorary white citizen". Let that sink in...

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    #3

    To Make Speaking 2 Languages Sophisticated

    To Make Speaking 2 Languages Sophisticated

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    J Adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The British royal family don’t tend to give press releases about their personal achievements or what they are doing in their private lives, almost all the reporting comes from ‘royal correspondents’ who are just journalists with a very easy job as the royal family also never say when a story is false. This story about princess Charlotte came from the fact that the pre school she attended had a language programme, that’s it.

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    #4

    To Ask Informed Questions

    To Ask Informed Questions

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    Zena
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Yes, the Airline Pilots Association International would send a flight attendant to testify on their behalf; totally reasonable assumption. /s

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    #5

    To Give Motivation

    To Give Motivation

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    Schrödinger's Douchebag
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Xavier is the GOAT.

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    #6

    To Make A Funny Boomer Post LOL

    To Make A Funny Boomer Post LOL

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Noice

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    #7

    To “Help The World Become A Better Place”

    To “Help The World Become A Better Place”

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    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Yes Isaac... yes....

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    #8

    To Trick The Allied Forces

    To Trick The Allied Forces

    "During WW2, the Germans built a fake wooden airfield with wooden aircraft, vehicles, and hangars in order to trick the Allies. The RAF, having known of the secret project for months, patiently waited for them to finish and then dropped a single fake wooden bomb on it"

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Savage reply

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    #9

    To Be Immune To Yo Momma Jokes

    To Be Immune To Yo Momma Jokes

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Last time someone got burnt that badly, Japan surrendered...

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    #10

    To Complain About A Child Selling Hot Dogs

    To Complain About A Child Selling Hot Dogs

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    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    While I would have rather heard the city got him the clothes and anything else he needed for school, this is just as good.

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    #11

    An Attempt Was Made To Listen To A Sherlock Holmes Mystery

    An Attempt Was Made To Listen To A Sherlock Holmes Mystery

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    Marla
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Watson, my elementary dear

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    #12

    To Get Drinks

    To Get Drinks

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    Tom Nagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This happened to me in 1998 working in a six-pack shop during college. Dude tried to double down. I pulled out my new id, showed him and told him to just leave.

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    #13

    To Be A Smart Cop

    To Be A Smart Cop

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    Pam
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Now that needs to be on one of those on patrol shows!

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    #14

    To Be An Animal Activist

    To Be An Animal Activist

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    Ash
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    There's space for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

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    #15

    To Cancel Alcohol

    To Cancel Alcohol

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    Ripley
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Also, completely untrue. Elephants like eating fallen and fermented marula fruit in Africa and getting hosed off their faces.

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    #16

    To Give Reasons For Not Using Facial Recognition

    To Give Reasons For Not Using Facial Recognition

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Meanwhile everyone literally sends their DNA to companies such as 23andme

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    #17

    To Start Cat Racing

    To Start Cat Racing

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    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Well, duh! You have to put the boxes at the END of the race.

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    #18

    To Make This Student Think Before They Ink

    To Make This Student Think Before They Ink

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    DEW
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Go student!!

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    #19

    To Say Jesus Didn't Use Pronouns

    To Say Jesus Didn't Use Pronouns

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    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Jesus Christ never used social media, Laverne.

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    #20

    To Sound Literate

    To Sound Literate

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    Christian Golden
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Look, dummy...

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    #21

    To Comfort A Foster Kitty By A Deaf And Partially Blind Pup

    To Comfort A Foster Kitty By A Deaf And Partially Blind Pup

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The kitty is like "What the f***k was that??!"

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    #22

    To Look Dangerous

    To Look Dangerous

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    zububonsai
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    😂😍

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    #23

    To Secretly Use Grindr

    To Secretly Use Grindr

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    😳

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    #24

    To Prevent The Homeless From Sleeping Here

    To Prevent The Homeless From Sleeping Here

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    That's talent!

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    #25

    To Give The Dog A Pool

    To Give The Dog A Pool

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    nomnomborkbork
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Maybe he's stuck...

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    #26

    To Clean Up After Himself

    To Clean Up After Himself

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    zububonsai
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Best doggo

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    #27

    To Make Mommy Look Like A Hard Worker

    To Make Mommy Look Like A Hard Worker

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    سارا ناز
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    nice try ;P

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    #28

    To Fire A Cat

    To Fire A Cat

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The cute spot on his nose 🥰

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    #29

    To Scare Your Boyfriend

    To Scare Your Boyfriend

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    That's sweet.

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    #30

    To Build A Cool Looking Electric Truck

    To Build A Cool Looking Electric Truck

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    Zena
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    It's a dumpster fire, that's for sure.

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    #31

    To Help

    To Help

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    nomnomborkbork
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Gotta help!

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    #32

    To Sleep Peacefully

    To Sleep Peacefully

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    Rollo Ollor
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    Hilarious! 😂 i almost burst out laughung out loud on the bus!

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    #33

    To Eat A Muffin

    To Eat A Muffin

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Hoodwinked! Deception! Lies!

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    #34

    To Say Hello To A Ghost

    To Say Hello To A Ghost

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    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    fml :-P

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    #35

    ...to Photograph Birds

    ...to Photograph Birds

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Why can you never remember were you parked the car Steve?

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    #36

    To Scare Away A Prankster

    To Scare Away A Prankster

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    boredhousekitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What a menace!

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    #37

    To Stop A Vegan

    To Stop A Vegan

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    Ephemeral Mochi
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Why do you even care what someone else does with their life??? I never understood this, like I'm not vegan but I genuinely don't care if other people are

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    #38

    To Be Responsible And Uber Home

    To Be Responsible And Uber Home

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    Kilgore-V
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Gotta complete the side quest first though

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    #39

    To Collect Rent On A House You Live In For Free

    To Collect Rent On A House You Live In For Free

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    J9
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Good on you 👏

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    #40

    To Relax A Bit More

    To Relax A Bit More

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    Pernille
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Saw that some places have started fining parents for being late to pick up their children, this should be implemented everywhere. The fines got bigger the more you were late.

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    #41

    To Understand Depression

    To Understand Depression

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Missing serotonin for one

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    #42

    To Act Like You Belong

    To Act Like You Belong

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    No one looks happy to see him.

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    #43

    To Discipline A Non-Employee

    To Discipline A Non-Employee

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    Schrödinger's Douchebag
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "Pretty wild stuff in there" LOL

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    #44

    A Dollar A Day

    A Dollar A Day

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    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I think they mean $91.25

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    #45

    To Make Things Complicated

    To Make Things Complicated

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    G'day mate

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    #46

    I Tried

    I Tried

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    DE Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Science has too many bodies. I've decided to donate mine to social studies.

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    #47

    A For Effort, Kiddo

    A For Effort, Kiddo

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    Jennifer Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Cats thinking about eating the toddler

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    #48

    To Prove Your BF Is Cheating

    To Prove Your BF Is Cheating

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    Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    🎶 If you like Pina coladas 🎶

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    #49

    To Relate To A Girl’s Photo

    To Relate To A Girl’s Photo

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Well that's about as foul a user name as I've ever seen!

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    #50

    To Build A Nest

    To Build A Nest

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    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    How did a pigeon get into her home?

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    #51

    To Be A Good Kitten

    To Be A Good Kitten

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    Cathleen Cummings
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Good kitten!

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    #52

    To Argue With An Adult

    To Argue With An Adult

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    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Kid has a point.

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    #53

    To Take A Family Beach Photo

    To Take A Family Beach Photo

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    And that's how we lost grandma.

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    #54

    To Start A Deep Conversation On Social Media

    To Start A Deep Conversation On Social Media

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    FreeTheUnicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    If you've bought from the same farm, you definitely have.

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    #55

    To Get A Girl To Send You A Sexy Pic

    To Get A Girl To Send You A Sexy Pic

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Hey, he got exactly what he asked for.

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    #56

    To Be Prepared For Parenting

    To Be Prepared For Parenting

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Looks familiar...

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    #57

    To Find A Good Excuse

    To Find A Good Excuse

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    ′Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high 🎶

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    #58

    To Escape The Vet

    To Escape The Vet

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    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    That cat is so embarrassed, they're not even attempting to free themselves. "Wow, that didn't work, just leave me here to die" lol

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    #59

    To Face Swap

    To Face Swap

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    ConfusedCub
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Oh my! I'm not sure if I'm nervous laughing from being mildly terrified or what.

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    #60

    At Going Outside

    At Going Outside

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    An attempt was made

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    #61

    To Use A Pickup Truck

    To Use A Pickup Truck

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I saw that guy at a baseball game last week. sun_shade-...4141b8.jpg sun_shade-670776b4141b8.jpg

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    #62

    To Be Body Positive

    To Be Body Positive

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    J9
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This made my day

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    #63

    To Win

    To Win

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    That hurts my heart, though.

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    #64

    To Make Sure Everyone Knew They Were Religious

    To Make Sure Everyone Knew They Were Religious

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Unfortunately it's fake.

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    #65

    To Stop Allie From Sitting On The Cake

    To Stop Allie From Sitting On The Cake

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    My 5-month-old kittens have just learned how to get to the top of the refrigerator, so I now understand this better.

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    #66

    To Spread Anarchy

    To Spread Anarchy

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    YOU ARE NOT MY SUPERVISOR

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    #67

    To Remain Anonymous

    To Remain Anonymous

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    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    He asked to remain anonymous. Didn't say that he was granted it/

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    #68

    To Cook Smiley Buns

    To Cook Smiley Buns

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "Torturrised"?

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    #69

    To Rob A Store

    To Rob A Store

    "On April 19th, 1995, a man robbed a bank disguised with lemon juice on his face. Since he knew lemon juice could be used as invisible ink, he thought it would make his face invisible on camera."

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    Endcensorship
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    When life gives you lemons...

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    #70

    To Hide A Parcel

    To Hide A Parcel

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    zububonsai
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    I deliver parcels. I love doing that, sometimes it's the only fun of the day we have. Like when my scanner says "Put them in the tool chest in the garden" I will play Tetris with all your 14 parcels until they fit in the chest. PS: If you put a tarp/plastic table cloth etc there on a rainy&snowy day and I WILL cover it up...

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    #71

    To Accurately Represent Anatomy

    To Accurately Represent Anatomy

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    Pam
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    🤣🤣🤣 Arm by lego

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    #72

    To Steal Snacks

    To Steal Snacks

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    YakFactory
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    He wouldn't have to steal if you gave him a chocolate bar, or money to buy one.

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    #73

    A&w Created The Third-Pounder

    A&w Created The Third-Pounder

    "A&W created the third-pounder. It was the same price as McDonald's quarter-pounder. It bombed massively. When they tried to find out why, it was discovered that Americans thought they were being cheated because three is a smaller number than four. A&W — realizing they can't explain grade school fractions to fully grown adults without coming across as condescending assh*les — quietly took the burger off the menu"

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    Create a one fifth-pounder and sell it same price as McD's quarter pounder!

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    #74

    To Educate And Have Fun

    To Educate And Have Fun

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    Zena
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Looks like pork, so...I guess I'm re-assembling Peppa...

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    #75

    To Get Out Of A Zoom Class

    To Get Out Of A Zoom Class

    Today one of my 4th grade students renamed himself "reconecting ..." on our Zoom call and pretended that he was having internet issues to avoid participating in our lesson.

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    Pam
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Kid is going places, not to college but places

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    #76

    To Create A Chat Bot

    To Create A Chat Bot

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    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    So you’re not going to help resurrect OP’s parents?

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    #77

    To Draw A Front Facing Horse

    To Draw A Front Facing Horse

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    ENSJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Maybe the model was chonky boi

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    #78

    To Understand Basic Data

    To Understand Basic Data

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    Zena
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Well, we know where her boy got his brains from.

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    #79

    To Wrap A Gift For Christmas

    To Wrap A Gift For Christmas

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Is the wrapper the gift

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    #80

    Outside My Hotel

    Outside My Hotel

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    TuesdayDangerGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Well ... it isn't wrong

    #81

    To Scam Someone Who Clearly Wasn’t In The Mood

    To Scam Someone Who Clearly Wasn’t In The Mood

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    LOL, hope you get eye cancer is a new one for me.

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    #82

    To Catch A Terrorist

    To Catch A Terrorist

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    They are just trolling now cos I would a hundred percent push yes if I'm not in a hurry to get somewhere

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    #83

    To Sext Politely

    To Sext Politely

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Sex between these two is gonna start with a hand shake

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    #84

    To Hide His Face

    To Hide His Face

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Well done! No one will ever know.

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    #85

    Step1: Buy A Man

    Step1: Buy A Man

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    J9
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Well said

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    #86

    Lets Use Paper Straws And Wrap Them In Plastic

    Lets Use Paper Straws And Wrap Them In Plastic

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    MaryHadaLittleLamb
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That's the most starbucks thing I've ever seen. This right here should be their actual logo.

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    #87

    A 2000-Year-Old Giant Cat Geoglyph Was Discovered 4 Months Ago Amid Peru's Famous Nazca Lines, A Unesco World Heritage Site

    A 2000-Year-Old Giant Cat Geoglyph Was Discovered 4 Months Ago Amid Peru's Famous Nazca Lines, A Unesco World Heritage Site

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    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Looks like à cat à kid would draw... or I would draw.

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    #88

    To Connect With The Youth

    To Connect With The Youth

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Hello fellow youths.

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