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Tucked between the trailheads and the summit markers and the very stern warnings about bears, there exists a whole world of signage that suggests whoever is responsible for them has been out in the wilderness a little too long and has simply stopped caring about professionalism. We respect it deeply.

These are the park rangers, trail managers, and anonymous wilderness comedians who thought about the full spectrum of human stupidity they deal with on a daily basis and decided that humor was the only reasonable response. The result is a collection of signs that is infinitely more motivating than any fitness app. So lace up your boots, apply your sunscreen, and prepare to feel very seen.

#1

New Signs For The Hiking Trails

A man holding a funny sign in the wild asking, Why are you littering? with sarcastic options.

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Barong
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3 months ago

Yes. Shameful behavior needs to be called out.

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    #2

    Sign At A Neighborhood Park. Read The Fine Print

    A warning sign about funny coyote activity, detailing strange behaviors like carrying an ACME box, found in the wild.

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    Cerulean
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    3 months ago

    😂😂😂

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    #3

    A Friend Is In Maine, And He Sent Me This On A Hiking Trail

    A funny sign in the woods that says DO NOT PET THE FART SQUIRRELS, a humorous find in the wild.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    And if you have gasses, do fart and blame it on the squirrels.

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    #4

    This Made Me Uncomfortable As A 26-Year-Old Male, 3 Miles Into My Run

    A funny sign in the wild warns of a cougar in the area, advising to stay on trails and not allow men under 30 to travel alone.

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    Barong
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    “There are cougars in my area just waiting to meet me” according to the ad that pops up in my feed.

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    #5

    But It’s Not Really Hiking Unless You Have A Karaoke Machine

    A yellow diamond-shaped funny sign asking people to turn off Bluetooth speakers beyond this point, found in the wild.

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    sbj
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    3 months ago

    This is so very true, we really don't

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    #6

    This Sign Tells Me To “Duck“

    A funny sign with a yellow duck and an exclamation mark, nailed to a fallen tree over a path in the wild.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    What quackery is this?!

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    #7

    Went Hiking Just Upstate Of NYC. Found A Sign (And A Stick)

    A funny sign nailed to a tree in the wild, advising against spray painting rocks and to use a stick on oneself.

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    Cécile Prévost
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    I can do it fot you if you prefer

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    #8

    Views From The South Kaibab Trail, Grand Canyon, AZ

    A funny sign in the wild at a scenic overlook reads OOH AAH POINT, with the Grand Canyon in the background.

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    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    Ooh Aah 👆🏻

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    #9

    Hikers Beware

    A funny sign advising against hiking a strenuous trail, found in the wild.

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    Nicely
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    That is an excellent sign. Just needs a banana for scale.

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    #10

    Not Sure I Feel Fit Enough For This Trail. Do You?

    A funny sign on a trail that reads Hear Banjos? Walk Faster, with images of hikers.

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    Cécile Prévost
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    Délivrance....

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    #11

    This Is Brilliant

    A blue sign with funny signs for dog guardians and dogs, urging pickup after pets, in a green park setting.

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    Liliana Spiro
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    Inclusive :) Well done, but I wonder if the dialect in canine is universally understood ;)

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    #12

    Petrified Forest National Park

    A funny sign in the wild with a rainbow and cloud warns to be in your vehicle by 5:30 PM or hungry coyotes might eat you.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    The rainbow is just there to provide a soothing image while being devoured by the said coyotes.

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    #13

    Found This Gem While Out Walking

    A funny sign in the wild on a tree advises, SAT NAV WRONG USE BRAIN, with a winter landscape.

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited)

    On Patmos Island (Greece), Google Maps walking directions took me through a drainage ditch that got increasingly clogged with plants. It eventually got walls that were higher than my head. I did manage to climb out into someone's lawn (with their permission - they were watching me with confusion and amusement).

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    #14

    I Went Hiking In Joshua Tree And Found The Least Helpful Sign In The Whole World

    A wooden post with two white arrows pointing right, a funny sign in a desert landscape with sparse bushes and a sandy path.

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    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    You’ve reached the point

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    #15

    Next Time You Go To A Forest, Don't Make The Trees Angry

    A triangular yellow DANGER sign with black angry trees and a running person, one of many funny signs.

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 months ago

    They just want to cuddle!

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    #16

    I Added Some New Rules To The Park By My House

    A funny sign detailing unusual park rules, including specific dog requirements and warnings about coyotes, found in the wild.

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    Liliana Spiro
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    Hehe he. Good one :)

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    #17

    It Depends... Do You Hear Any Violin Music?

    A black post with the word RUN in yellow, serving as a funny sign on a trail in a forest.

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    sbj
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    3 months ago

    Which way though?

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    #18

    Well, That’s Encouraging, I Guess

    Funny signs in the wild: Wooden signs in a forest indicate CARDIAC CLIMB and ALMOST HALFWAY.

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    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    I pay more attention to my guts most times but I will make an exception this time

    #19

    I Found This On A New Cycle Trail Today, Glad This Wasn’t On The Route

    A funny sign on a gate warning about a bull in the field, found in the wild.

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    I like a good challenge!

    #20

    Good Thing There's A Gate

    A person stands by an open gate with a funny sign that says Please! Close the Gate in a grassy field.

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    QuincyForrest
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    That's just a practice gate for all the real gates ahead on the trail. If you can't get this one right you have to turn around and go home. Rangers are watching. They are serious. They have cattle prods. They're not afraid to use them.

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    #21

    Funniest Series Of Signs I’ve Seen On A Hiking Trail In Korea

    A collage of four funny signs with red circles and slashes, showing forbidden rabbit activities in the wild.

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    Cécile Prévost
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    Am I a rabbit to you ?

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    #22

    A Hiking Trail I Went On Cut Through A Cow Pasture

    A funny sign in a cattle grazing area, providing rules and warnings for visitors about livestock.

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    Laszlo Larthlanc
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    Some areas like this on the California coast, on State Park land. I got chased up onto a rock formation by cows who most likely thought I was there to feed them. After about 10 minutes they figured out I wasn't the food guy and had no alfalfa hay, wandered away, and never approached me again.

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    #23

    Found On A Hiking Trail, Ramsey Park, Minnesota

    A funny sign in Ramsey Park warning pet owners about leaving pet waste, found in the wild.

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    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    Pet == dog

    #24

    I Was Hiking Deep In The Backwoods Of West Virginia And Found This Sign. Uh, No Thanks

    A brown sign with yellow text and arrow pointing right that says SURPRISE, found in the wild on a tree.

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    Liliana Spiro
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    That's a stone cold "pass"

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    #25

    Spotted On A Popular Local Hiking Trail

    A funny sign in the wild attached to a tree, reading, Stay on trails and paths regardless of Pokémon.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    Pokemon Go - the 21st century version of the Will-o'-the-Wisp.

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    #26

    In A Parking Lot, Shaded By A Grove Of Mangos. Delicious Attack Mangos

    A funny sign in the wild on a tree says BEWARE! MANGOS, a humorous warning for hikers.

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    I distinctly remember a parking lot like that in Panama. I parked well away from that tree. Didn't want to explain the dents to the rental car company. (Or experience the dents in my head...)

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    #27

    A Huge Bear Walking By Tourists At Alaska's Katmai National Park

    A large brown bear stands in front of a funny sign in the wild showing a picture of a bear on a trail.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    "Son of a gun! They *did* use my picture! Where are my royalty checks?"

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    #28

    You Could Not Have Warned Me A Little Earlier

    A funny sign in the wild that says Trail Unsafe When Under Water, partially submerged in floodwaters.

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    Trail safer when walking over water

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    #29

    The Sign I Saw While Hiking Yesterday

    A white danger sign with red text and a black pictogram showing a person falling off a cliff, warning to keep children close.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    OK. Do not litter your kids. It makes sense!

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    #30

    Seen On A Hike On A Washington State Trail

    A funny sign in the wild warning, Please Do Not Feed Animals, featuring silhouettes of a bear, deer, bigfoot, and cougar.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    Do not feed the polar bear, bambi, bigfoot and my cat. OK.

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    #31

    Makes You Wonder Why A Sign Was Needed

    A funny sign in a swamp, prohibiting cars in the marshland, highlighting a humorous placement for the rule in the wild.

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    sbj
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    3 months ago

    Because we humans are renowned for being very stupid

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    #32

    This City Park Has Both Bafflingly Vague And Overly Specific Signs

    Two funny signs: one prohibiting releasing animals (with a baby human silhouette) and another forbidding duck roasting, both found in the wild.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    I wanted a similiar sign in my shop but noooo, we can't tell people to keep their children on a leash

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    #33

    Now That’s A Trail Marker I Can Relate To

    Funny signs in the wild: A brown trail sign with an arrow and the words Mentally Sensitive.

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    Liliana Spiro
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    Was rather perplexed, so looked this one up: "Local lore says the path was originally designated as the "Environmentally Sensitive" trail. A reckless mountain biker allegedly scratched or broke off the "Environ" part of the text, leaving behind just "Mentally Sensitive". The park rangers found it funny, and the comical name was eventually adopted as the official title.The trail is situated inside the Aliso and Wood Canyons Wilderness Park near Laguna Beach, California."

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    #34

    What On Earth Happened To Necessitate This Sign? Found Them At Many Nice Viewpoints In Kruger National Park In South Africa

    A funny sign in the wild from South African National Parks about rules and regulations.

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    43Duckies
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    I know of people who buried a loved ones ashes in a national park, because they wanted to bury her in nature, but wanted it to be someplace they could visit even after they moved away from their current home and land. BUT. They didn't leave behind anything man-made; they emptied the ashes from the urn into a hole in the ground that they dug and filled again (just like the holes hikers dig to go to the bathroom), and they didn't leave any plaque behind, nor did they leave any marks on trees or rocks. They accepted that they probably wouldn't find the *exact* spot again, but still felt at peace knowing they could visit the near vicinity.

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    #35

    Well, What Is It Then?

    Funny signs in the wild: A black sign in a forest says NOT A TRAIL STAY OUT.

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    Lyone Fein
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    3 months ago

    Private property? Temporarily dry stream bed? Animal walkway?

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    #36

    A Dirty Trickster Placed This In Front Of My Hiking Trail. Dirty Trickster

    A funny sign that says NO DUMPING with a toilet placed underneath, making it a humorous find in the wild.

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 months ago

    Violators will be prostituted.

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    #37

    My Buddy Kris On His Hike Along The Appalachian Trail

    A man with a backpack posing next to a funny sign pointing to Chunky Gal Trail in a forest.

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    GalPalAl
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    3 months ago

    He looks like fun

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    #38

    No Idea What This Sign Says, Looks Like No Curly Hair

    A funny sign depicting a broken trail, hung on a tree in a lush green forest.

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    Liliana Spiro
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    A quick search, tells: "The sign in the image is a local warning or prohibition sign that instructs hikers not to deviate from the established trail.This specific sign is posted along a very steep mountain hike in Thimphu, Bhutan."

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    #39

    Went Lost Hiking, Where Do I Go?

    A wooden post with funny signs pointing in different directions, including 'that way' and 'way out', found in the wild.

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    Liliana Spiro
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    Must be Tulgey Wood, where Alice got lost and encountered the Cheshire Cat...

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    #40

    What Did The Unicyclists Do To Be Banned From The Trail?

    A funny sign in the wild prohibiting motorbikes, electric scooters, unicycles, and hoverboards in a forest preserve.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    They were juggling the squirrels while riding.

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    #41

    This Was Taken In December 2014

    A funny sign for the Peek-A-Boo Loop trail covered in snow, surrounded by pine trees in winter.

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    Liliana Spiro
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    It's in Bryce Canyon National Park, and I've had the privilege of visiting this stunning location, albeit not in the winter. The trail that starts at Bryce Point, is rated as strenuous due to steep, rapid elevation changes as it descends to the canyon floor

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    #42

    If You Mark An Unmarked Trail, Isn't It Now Marked?

    A funny sign at a trail entrance stating This Path Is Not A Marked Trail!, found in the wild.

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    VeryUnhingedFridge
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    It is now!

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    #43

    Is This Sign Just A Suggestion?

    A funny sign warning about falling and a second sign saying Not A Trail, found in the wild.

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    Hiking Trail In New Buffalo, MI

    Funny signs in the wild: A red sign in foliage states LEAVING SCHOOL PROPERTY and Private Hunting Area.

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    Bill Swallow
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    3 months ago

    "Shhhh! Be vewy vewy quiet! We'we hunting pwivates! HaHaHaHaHa!"

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    #45

    You’d Better Have Your Bear Spray When Bigfoot Comes Around

    Funny signs in the wild: A yellow sign on a tree warns BEWARE BIGFOOT IN AREA.

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    Andy Frobig
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    3 months ago

    Bear spray is for bears. In the PNW, Bigfoot spray shouldn't be hard to find

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    #46

    Discarded In A National Park. The Creek Is Down A Steep Embankment Off The Trail - Good Luck, John

    A funny handwritten sign on a stick in the wilderness that says John go down here to the creek, a unique find in the wild.

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    I hope John made it

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    #47

    An Odd Note Stapled To A Tree Near A Hiking Trail

    A tree with a funny sign that says TREE? in yellow with a question mark, found in the wild.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    I have one near me. It says "nice tree", and it really is.

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    #48

    Forest Sign Telling Me To... Twerk?

    A blue and yellow outdoor funny sign with illustrations demonstrating exercises like back arching and torso rotation, for mobility.

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    Non, twerque.

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    #49

    On A Trail At Deception Pass State Park

    A funny sign on a trail warning that falling in love can be deadly, with a graphic of a person falling.

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    Abel
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    3 months ago

    Do not be a victim! (of love)!

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    #50

    Meanwhile, At The Local Hiking Trails

    Two funny signs: one for rattlesnake avoidance training and another for a missing dog, both interesting finds in the wild.

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    Liliana Spiro
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    Oh nooooo :(

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    #51

    Classic Florida

    A collection of funny signs warning about snake habitat, alligators, and fire ants on a wooden post.

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    nomnomborkbork
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    3 months ago

    Sounds like a lovely place to hike...

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    #52

    Have You Ever Seen A Sign Like This? Why No Jogging, But Hiking Is Okay?

    A brown and white signpost with multiple funny signs: No Jogging, Hiking, No Bicycles, and No Pets allowed on the trail.

    Saw this near Corvallis, Oregon, just going for a little walk, but this would have been a great place for trail running. This was on a nature preserve, so I’m guessing they are trying to avoid disturbing wildlife. I also thought maybe they don’t want people running around where they allow hunting, also?

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    Rinso The Red
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    3 months ago

    Just a guess, but prey runs...

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    #53

    Every Hiking Trail In The Park Has Signs That Look Like This

    A tall black signpost with yellow lettering, spelling out a trail name vertically, one of many funny signs.

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    Liliana Spiro
    Community Member
    3 months ago

    I'd brake out in hives... I can read it, but it reads so chaotic to me

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    #54

    The Hiking Trail Markers In This State Park Look Like Upvotes

    A funny sign on a tree, an orange circle with an upward-pointing grey arrow, indicating a trail.

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    Anony Mouse
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    3 months ago

    I think you mean upvotes look like trail markers.

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