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Texting is genuinely an art form. A well-timed message can make someone’s whole day, turn a stranger into a friend, or get you a date you were not expecting. The way people communicate over text says a lot about them, and sometimes what it says is absolutely unhinged.

r/TextingTheory is a subreddit where people share funny and chaotic text exchanges and analyze them like moves in a chess game. Brilliant play? Blunder? Total endgame? The community will let you know. Scroll down to see some of their best finds.

#1

How'd This Go

How'd This Go

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Bewitched One
Community Member
Premium
8 months ago

Lol

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    #2

    Quite Aggressive Play By White, Which Was Subject To An Amazing Move By Blue

    Quite Aggressive Play By White, Which Was Subject To An Amazing Move By Blue

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    Roman Arendt
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Meow

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    #3

    Atleast 1900 Elo

    Atleast 1900 Elo

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    She caught on and adapted quickly. She's a keeper for sure!

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    #4

    Guys What Do I Do In This Position?

    Guys What Do I Do In This Position?

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    Flickers_and_Sparks
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Laughing comment

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    #5

    Seen On Ig- Need Analysis

    Seen On Ig- Need Analysis

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    Nota Robot
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    No bruv - LOTR marathon obv. Are you dense?

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    #6

    Dementia Gambit

    Dementia Gambit

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Well played...

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    #7

    Knock Knock Jokes Never Fail

    Knock Knock Jokes Never Fail

    Unluckiestmeat Report

    Flickers_and_Sparks
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Now that's smooth!

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    #8

    Corny Opening Move, Resulted In Block

    Corny Opening Move, Resulted In Block

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    And if you talk normally you get called illiterate!, by sad idiots lmao can’t win these days, 😂

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    #9

    Good Save Or Massive Blunder?

    Good Save Or Massive Blunder?

    Yummies_Cummies Report

    Flickers_and_Sparks
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Good save

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    #10

    Quick Victory

    Quick Victory

    pxOMR Report

    Blackmoon The Dragon
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I love all these chess icons lmao

    #11

    The Ol' One-Two BBQ Punch

    The Ol' One-Two BBQ Punch

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥

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    #12

    Was On 9%, Didn’t Have Time To Waste

    Was On 9%, Didn’t Have Time To Waste

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Ouch burn 🔥😂

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    #13

    How'd I Do?

    How'd I Do?

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    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    The bottom line says it all.

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    #14

    Rating Check

    Rating Check

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    Nota Robot
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I like the mischief in her eyes.

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    #15

    Do You Think This Gambit Will Work?

    Do You Think This Gambit Will Work?

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    It's a .doc

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    #16

    Queen Blunder In Low Elo

    Queen Blunder In Low Elo

    Not_givin_a_f_ck Report

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    This took me WAY TOO LONG 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ I feel dumb now lol

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    #17

    Analysis In Comments

    Analysis In Comments

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    He’s calling her a 2/10 and himself a 9/10. In case anyone doesn’t get it lol

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    #18

    Is This Guy Grandmaster?

    Is This Guy Grandmaster?

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    elianah howey
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Sounds like something ,my mom would say to my dad 🤔

    #19

    Smurfing Or Wintrade?

    Smurfing Or Wintrade?

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    Yo mama

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    #20

    Rate My Game

    Rate My Game

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    4 gb of ram, what federal bank did you raid to be able to buy those?

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    #21

    Has Anyone Else Fallen For This Trap?

    Has Anyone Else Fallen For This Trap?

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Can I go through your things?

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    #22

    Names Is Jack For Context

    Names Is Jack For Context

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    not atleast "on the same door"? 🎣

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    #23

    Dinosaur Gambit

    Dinosaur Gambit

    im_the_clone Report

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Started off promising and quickly turned it into how do I get you to sleep with me.

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    #24

    How Can I Improve My Opening?

    How Can I Improve My Opening?

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    What about "Authenticity, Performance, Solution-minded"

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    #25

    I Mean

    I Mean

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    I’ve never understood calling men dogs. Dogs are loving and loyal, unlike the men they are describing when using the word “dog”

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    #26

    Wife Gambit

    Wife Gambit

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    James016
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

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    #27

    Black Forgot To Check Their Opening Prep

    Black Forgot To Check Their Opening Prep

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    They're playground inspectors

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    #28

    They’ve Only Made One Move. I’m Terrified

    They’ve Only Made One Move. I’m Terrified

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    Major Harris
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    is this what all the buzz is about?

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    #29

    I Have No Idea How To Respond

    I Have No Idea How To Respond

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    Farah (she/her)
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    This is actually funny lol I'm trying not to laugh in the middle of physics class

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    #30

    What Now?😂

    What Now?😂

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    zububonsai
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Wow.

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    #31

    Saw This On Youtube Post Hahahah Lool

    Saw This On Youtube Post Hahahah Lool

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Gotta give credit for dark humor!

    #32

    The Fertilized Tomato Gambit

    The Fertilized Tomato Gambit

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    UnclePanda
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    It started well but quickly became too saucy.

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    #33

    I Think I Threw

    I Think I Threw

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    Jedi Panda
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I love this one

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    #34

    Accidental High Elo

    Accidental High Elo

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    And bring the pizza!

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    #35

    (Opponent Is A Woman) What's My Elo?

    (Opponent Is A Woman) What's My Elo?

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    Deeelite
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    #36

    I Love My Mom, Best Opponent

    I Love My Mom, Best Opponent

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    Talis
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    It is fine.

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    #37

    Any Theories For This Situation?

    Any Theories For This Situation?

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    You don’t…. Yikes

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    #38

    Is This A Sound Approach?

    Is This A Sound Approach?

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago

    lol American??

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    #39

    Do You Offer A Rematch In This Position?

    Do You Offer A Rematch In This Position?

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    You can hear the guillotine falling

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    #40

    Need Analysis

    Need Analysis

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I love this one so much, no matter how often I've seen it through the years. It is wholesome and glorious.

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    #41

    Elo?

    Elo?

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    Apatheist
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    This was a soccer World Cup result - or rather, humiliation, for Brazil.

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    #42

    What Is This Opening Called?

    What Is This Opening Called?

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    it's called "Do you know your internet-slang?"

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    #43

    Any Way To Recover Here

    Any Way To Recover Here

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    I think I love you a lot less now

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    #44

    Still Got A Date Though

    Still Got A Date Though

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Holy cow, no foreplay?

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    #45

    Did This Actually Work Or Am I Being Bated?

    Did This Actually Work Or Am I Being Bated?

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Ba Da Boom!!!!

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    #46

    Was This Too Cringe?

    Was This Too Cringe?

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    UnclePanda
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago (edited)

    One of things I like about BP is the magic of making someone somewhere on the planet groan.

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    #47

    I Need This Analysed Immediately. Checkmate??

    I Need This Analysed Immediately. Checkmate??

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    C'mon man, don't beat around the bush, if you have something to say SAY it.

    #48

    My Favorite Game To Play

    My Favorite Game To Play

    DidYouShartInMyPants Report

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    #49

    Elo Rating? (Got Unmatched)

    Elo Rating? (Got Unmatched)

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Skinning Reagan alive is definitely my fantasy, just... not this one, and not like that

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    #50

    This Timeline Between Me And My Sister (Her Room Is Right Next To Mine)

    This Timeline Between Me And My Sister (Her Room Is Right Next To Mine)

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    #51

    How'd I Do Guys

    How'd I Do Guys

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    You're on your period? Why tell me that??!!

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    #52

    The Gambit

    The Gambit

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    #53

    For The Record, This Worked

    For The Record, This Worked

    reddit.com Report

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    #54

    I Think I Played This As Best As One Can

    I Think I Played This As Best As One Can

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    gvizzle_ 74
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    what do you expect from cheesy pickup lines?

    #55

    MacBook

    MacBook

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    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Sounds like someone who doesn't know how to write a fortune in a cookie.

    #56

    Is This Rizz?

    Is This Rizz?

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    elianah howey
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Erm, what the sigma

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    #57

    Unfathomable Gambit

    Unfathomable Gambit

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    Oh my...

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