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Dreaming up the perfect home is a fun little getaway. It could be a snug little cabin surrounded by trees or a stylish apartment in a bustling city. Maybe it’s filled with vintage charm or decked out with modern cool gadgets.

However, when you dive into the real estate market, reality often splashes cold water on those daydreams. Not every house is a match, but thanks to a hilarious blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we stumbled upon some listings that are so bad, they circle back to being good.

These funny real estate listings take us on an adventure from spooky, forgotten apartments to homes that march to the beat of their own quirky decor and odd construction choices. It seems like the agents behind these ads tossed the idea of cleaning up right out the window before snapping photos of these terrible houses.

What did they capture instead? Listings with a live bat hanging around, a giant pig making itself at home in the living room, and wild horses taking over the front yards. And believe it or not, these funny real estate photos were actually used to attract potential buyers.

If you’re up for a good chuckle and a lesson in what not to do when putting your home up for sale, the list of terrible real estate photos below is your go-to. Scroll down, pick the worst listing, and don’t hold back on sharing your thoughts in the comments!

#1

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

Dirty green pool in the backyard

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Wynand
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to walk on water ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

RaroaRaroa
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A dog would definately try to walk on that, maybe some humans too.

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Toujin C'Thlu
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not a pool, that's an ecosystem

M.A.D.
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a feeling it glows in the night.

Full Name
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's a giant vegan smoothie.

Smerv
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure if that made it better or worse. Like mmmm giant smoothie good but

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Stacie Sterling
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The pics are fun, some of the comments are hysterical 😄. I'm feeling much better about my home.

Rachael Marrast
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its a beautiful green lagoon. I see nothing wrong here. *putting on my swimsuit*

Jimmē Medina
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THE BLACK LAGOON IS ONLY MISSING A CREATURE !

Martin Friis
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a real version of that video game Pitfall

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    #2

    Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

    Dirty house with sleeping pig

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    Heidi Golff
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pet friendly complex. Pig not included.

    Smerv
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pet friendly complex. Pig very much included. Pls take him

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The place is a pigsty!

    Robin Clark-Ewing
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the shape of that room actually!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so that's what they meant when they said that the other guy renting the place was a real pig.

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just snorted there Looks like the poor thing even lost interest in his piano

    CBolt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he does have an oriental rug to sleep on - a nice, cozy touch.

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    Steve Hopper
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Pog the pig - and he is now quite famous in his home town - he probably deserves his own boredpanda article - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-40874382

    JID RN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is Pog the Pig selling his house?

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    #3

    Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

    Empty room with wall writing

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    Tony Moon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disgruntled evicted prior client?

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking more like a disgruntled former partner.

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    Alex
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Support my cockroaches"

    Angela Moore Novelist
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or even "sugar my coffee". The possibilities are endless

    Rachael Shirkey-Snee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAAAHAHAHAHA!! SURPRISE MY COCONUT 😂😂

    Jade Uno
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes !! the kitchen, with art on the wall and poltergeist...

    Michelle Esparza
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was wondering if anyone saw that floating around lol

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    Grumble O'Pug
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Support My Cocoa Habit***Supple Mysterious Coccyx***Superior Mycological Coca Cola (to name a few)

    Shannon Edwards
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Succulents are mystical cognitive beings.

    Layla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it says "Successful Mycophobic, Cool!" Clearly the previous resident had an extreme fear of mushrooms, but they worked hard and successfully overcame this phobia. And to celebrate this cool achievement, they decided to announce it upon this wall.

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    Are These Funny Real Estate Listings Real or Just a Joke?

    It might be hard to believe, but the funny real estate listings featured here are real and not just a concocted joke. The blog Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, where these listings are curated, assures that every image showcased has genuinely been used by a real estate agent to promote a property online.

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    So, as you scroll through and chuckle at the listings, remember — someone somewhere thought these photos were the ticket to a successful property sale!

    #4

    A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

    Dirty old room with red bicycle

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    Fanstacia D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toronto listing price: 1.2 million, bicycle of sadness included.

    Shamus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha, living near Toronto I get this. "Some updating required. At 1.2 mil, the price reflects this."

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If these were about artistic photography, this one would be pretty good, actually.

    Rosie Funnell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just bring your friendly neighbourhood priest when you do an inspection.

    Danny Dean
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" The Tale of the Shiny Red Bicycle was filmed here

    Leya Luna
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live inside like your outside plus with free mildew, rats and disease

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A real fixer upper. (Now Reduced)."

    Han
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's such a dope bike, three on the tree. I had a purple Malvern Star that looked almost identical.

    Cindy Edwards
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clients say real estate agent has strange spiral markings on each cheek...

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a weird way, I actually feel sorry for that bike!

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    #5

    Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

    Empty room with floor stains and window

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    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually got great bones & if they're willing to replace the carpet? Although, there are probably hardwoods under that stank, so ...

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly. See that open window? That's how vampires burst into flames and burn away. The dragging marks are it trying to escape, silly.

    Phillip Flores
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why yes, the previous tenent had irritable bowel syndrome.....How did you know?

    Catt Brenton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pull up the carpet, do a little cleansing spell, and your good to go.

    Todd Sucy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The place has good ‘bones’.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have just tossed it out the window. Surprise the downstairs neighbors.

    Sunny Goe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s how you earn a commission

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it no longer has that "Used body" smell lingering about.

    Kriel Kipjes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a students home I lived in. The owner bought new carpet for us and within 2 months it looked like that.

    Dawn McCordic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was used as a spare garage and an oil change was done there....

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    #6

    If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

    Empty room with many fire extinguishers in the corner

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh, it's the emergency assembly point. In case of, you know, a fire.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you STAY in this corner until you tell me which one of you sprayed the burgers on the grill !!

    My O My
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, now I want to pet them

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure the MythBusters are about to blow them up.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once owned by a pyromaniac.

    Lorraine Good
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the house comes with 10 fire extinguishers!

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    Do Funny Real Estate Listings Affect the Sale of a Property?

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    A funny real estate listing can indeed impact the sale of a property, although the effects may vary.

    On one hand, a humorous listing can capture attention and even go viral. For instance, real estate agent Philippa Main used humor in a property description for an honestly terrible house, which not only caught widespread attention but led to a successful sale. Initially listed as a fixer-upper for $51,000, the property closed in three weeks. After a comprehensive renovation, it was re-listed for $225,000.

    On the flip side, the humor or quirks in a listing could divert attention from the property’s actual value and attributes. Potential buyers might question the professionalism of the real estate agent based on the quality and nature of the listing. So yeah, not for everyone.

    #7

    You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

    Room with staircase, window, toilet and sink

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a crappy design.

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they are trying to flush out less than serious buyers.

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    Shannon Edwards
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this is in loo of a landing.

    Mj - MSP
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just spit my coffee out all over my computer-I'm dyin!

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    Jade Uno
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW! Can’t hold it til you reach the bottom, no worries! This house has you covered, stop on the Go!

    Butch Rittelmann
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong on so many levels and even in between levels.

    Jeff DeWitt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I figured this one out. It's a big old house with a back "servant's stairway that wasn't used much. Being an old house it didn't have many bathrooms, so someone got this bright idea to turn a little used stairway into a bathroom that would service both floors.

    Ruth Mays
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a distant relatime in France who actually had a toilet on a landing like this so she would not miss anything that was happening. She dI'd have a half curtain... this was in the early 1900s.

    cleverrapier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “And here, the powder.... um... landing... on the.... first and a half floor....”

    Gregg V
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why they call this the poop deck.

    Michelle Arnold-Yeager
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Now that it's all finished you want another bathroom???? Oh yeah, I'll fit one in, no problem' said the already paid in full offended architect/contractor...

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    #8

    This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

    Room with three white doors on wall

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jim Morrison's house.

    Thumbs Down
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, the funniest part about your comment is that for a moment, I didn't get the joke. And I was thinking "should I know that his house looked something like this? with everywhere having all these little doo-o-ohhh I get it!!" ha. Time for bed apparently, it's the end of the day.

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    Daniel Langeberg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe one of them doors leads to Narnia

    Lily Kopeckova
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jehovah's witnesses training center

    Mr. Bojangles
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Behind the scenes of MC Escher's 'Relativity' painting

    starhunter64
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you get out I've been here for a week

    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One for mama bear, one for baby bear, and one for you

    YZ
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually quite like this. There's so many places to hide! You could play the greatest game of hide & seek here.

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    #9

    "I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

    Room with flower wallpaper walls and bed

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    Sarah Mire
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like the Ishihara color blindness test. Find the number.

    Beeps
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently there’s a subliminal image of a bed hidden in this picture.

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    Heidi Golff
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They missed a spot...........

    Teri Donovan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually a few....chairs, headboard, crown molding....

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    Michael Barnett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a lazy person designed a room on Sims 3 by just copying the same pattern on every surface.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD! In Sims it would probably look better though. :D

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    Aunt Messy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like Laura Ashley threw up in there!

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This room should come with a warning: MAY CAUSE MIGRAINES OR SEIZURES!

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine if they got hold of a carpet in the same pattern - AARRGGHH!!! - Then shut the curtains.

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    Emma B
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad that I actually like this?

    Stevie B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they make the bedspread out of the wallpaper or the wallpaper out of the curtains?

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    Why Are Photos So Important in Real Estate Listings?

    You know that feeling when a great photo stops your daily scrolling? That’s exactly the vibe one aims for in a real estate listing. Photos are the first “hello!” — that welcoming nod from across the room beckoning you to step closer and see what’s inside.

    It really boils down to the feels. As buyers look through listings, that striking photo can make them pause and picture their life unfolding there, like that kitchen just waiting for Sunday pancakes or the backyard that’s just so perfect for summer barbecues.

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    House hunting today is less about spotting places down the streets and more about swiping through photos online. Sure, we always hear about “location, location, location,” but let’s not overlook the home’s visual storyteller: those inviting, well-framed shots that make you think, “Could this finally be the one?”

    #10

    Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

    Empty room with huge windows and leather sofa at the end

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    Richard Hunt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank heavens for that mirror over the sofa. It makes the room look so much bigger!

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, funny caption, but, honestly, I wouldn't mind AT ALL to live in a such a wide and spacious place..... I mean....

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waay too big a space - unless you are in a warm country or can afford to heat it adequately however if this is only one room in a property am sure they wont have that problem. I kind of like a cosy draft-free space myself. The perfect spot for a Roomba

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    YZ
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really like the size of this room. You could put anything you wanted in there.

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would LOVE this living space. Sorry but this is a total positive for me. Room for me and my wife's computers, our craft center, and our gaming table. Heck yeah!

    Tony Moon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, thats a nice room... Its a lot of room.

    Danny Dean
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHOEVER INVENTED SLIDING GLASS DOORS... I LOVE YOU.

    bri james
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see people rip them out and install french doors, I cringe. I hate french doors, love sliders, nothing opening into the room

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    Lea Benson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see Russia IN my house!

    Aunt Messy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy that in a cold minute.

    danielw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have to see the kitchen, but it holds promise.

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    #11

    On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

    Room with red tiles, toilet, cupboard and chair

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    Susan Huber
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those pet food bowls between the toilet & bidet?

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think so. The more I see, the more it looks like a communal area... LOL

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    Gary Ashness
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you need me, I'll be in my s******g room.

    Cari Waldick
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those moms who can only get away from their kids when they go to the bathroom

    My O My
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you say so... I need a chair in the bathroom!

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    Samuel LaPerna
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    6 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    From the previous administration...

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    Mr. Bojangles
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you've perfected your pooping game and it demands an audience

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maaaaaaaaybe it's a luxury prison cell... O_o

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urgh, how often does that rug get cleaned I wonder. And the poor animal that has to eat there.

    diane a
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think it is a quite luxurious dog kennel - they are trained to use the toilet AND bidet.

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    Stina Kolling
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't understand why bidets are situated so far from the toilet. Having to do the awkward waddle with your pants down 'round your ankles for such a far distance is really bad planning.

    Becky Alcock
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are those dog dishes in between?

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    #12

    After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

    Backyard with white chairs and pool with matress

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    Cari Waldick
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll include the bedroom furniture....after we're finished drowning the bedbugs.

    Panda Baller
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are really cracking me up at work here.!!!! How am I suppose to act normal if this material is out of this world?

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    The Girl on Fire
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Several wild lawn chairs are spotted swimming at the bottom of the watering hole, as well. What a thriving ecosystem.

    Timothy Mathews
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mattresses are friendly, dim-witted, docile creatures capable of speech. They are all called Zem and live in the swamps of Sqornshellous Zeta. Many of them are slaughtered, dried out, and shipped around the galaxy to be slept on by grateful customers, though they do not appear to mind this, one noting that since they are all called Zem they never know which of them have been killed anyway so their concern and grief - "globbering" - is kept to a minimum. No one really knows what mattresses are meant to gain from life. They live quiet, private lives where they "flollop and vollue" to amuse themselves. Mattresses make a variety of noises that are not supposed to be able to be made by other lifeforms throughout the galaxy, such as willomies, globbers, flurs, and glurries. Those being only a few examples. Mattresses are also capable of doing things floopily, meaning in a floopy manner. (Douglas Adams)

    Jennifer Morris
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what? Never heard of mattress surfing?

    Timothy Mathews
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like bed hopping which is what I say of someone who is promiscuous. "You're a bed hopper." Or, if I'm feeling like spoonerising it, " You're a head bopper."

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    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caption is killing it!

    Michelle Arnold-Yeager
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In answer to your question, sir about 'does it storm here much?'....

    Lis Stedman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and are promptly killed by the predatory deckchairs, which lie in wait below the surface...

    Archie Demarest
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mommeeee!!! My air mattress won't float!

    Jonathon Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this to help wildlife escape. Seems to be effective (far fewer dead things upon return)

    Jade Uno
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pool comes complete with Daybeds and Basking chairs...

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    What Are Some Common Mistakes When Taking Photos for Real Estate Listings?

    Jumping from the charm of a great photo to the ones that make us go, “Oh no!” let’s see the missteps that can happen when taking pictures for real estate listings. It’s similar to when you take a selfie — sometimes what you think is your best angle turns out to be... well, not so much.

    First up, lighting. A dark, gloomy picture can make even the sunniest of spaces feel like a dungeon. And on the flip side, too much light washes everything out, leaving potential buyers squinting at the screen.

    Then there’s clutter. Photos crammed with personal items might show a lived-in space, but they don’t let buyers imagine making the place their own.

    Awkward angles can also throw a viewer off. They make spaces seem oddly shaped or sized, and not in a fun house of mirrors kind of way. The aim is to give a true-to-life representation that feels both spacious and cozy.

    And about going DIY with your photos... While it’s tempting to save money, sometimes it’s worth it to call in the pros for that extra polish.

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    #13

    Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

    Fridge holding balcony in backyard

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chill, it's just being supportive.

    Thomas Wright
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful. That's load-bearing fridge.

    Mj - MSP
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm howling! Top 10 funniest comments ever

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    Jade Uno
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We recycle in this neighborhood...

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to be negative, but I don't think that's gonna pass inspection.

    Rayna Frigon Estness
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joan snapped back at the prank caller "No, my refrigerator is most definitely NOT running...."

    Jennifer Morris
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today's refrigerators aren't just for food

    Tony Moon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like an outdoor fridge! Extra space and holds up the deck! It does multiple duties!

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    #14

    A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

    Room with red brick walls and pentagram on the floor

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love what they've done with the place. Very cosy. o.O

    Stephanie Johnston
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a protection symbol peeps. and a lovely one. i'd buy it.

    Scott O'Connell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a ritual pentagram, not a summoning or containment pentagram. Sacrafices are only needed when summoning and binding certain entities. Also, thanks for the Satanic-Panic title and further demonization of nonChristian religions.

    Thumbs Down
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who said anything about Satan? This is a Motley Crue themed pizzeria crawlspace! Party-On!

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    Mary Schriver
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd live there! It would make an amazing covenstead. :) )0(

    Catt Brenton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are of the same through. The first thing I thought was how great it would be to do rituals there on cold winter nights.

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    Han
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, I'm watching season 12 at this very moment. Team Sam!!

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    Rachel Tingler
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was actually painted by my brother. It’s my parents’ house. We know full well what it is. It was extremely useful.

    Lomion
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the previous owners were Hunters lol I knew Supernatural show was real from the beginning!

    Alyssa Magretto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really is so much more convenient to just embed the circle on the floor rather than draw a new one each time

    Ella Titchenal
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the previous owners were Supernatural fans.

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    #15

    Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

    Empty room with broken fan on the ceiling

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a fan of this house.

    Charlie Maxwell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comes with Salvador Dali ceiling fan!

    Elizabeth VanHoutan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course the AC works...why do you ask???

    Lee Kunkle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its the home of Salvador Dali

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ceiling fan could use some Viagra.

    Cathie Withington
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Previously owned by Salvador Dali, ...

    Jennifer Bunner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We recently bought a house that belonged to a hoarder and it has a sad fan too!

    Annette DeSalvo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOw hot does it have to be for that to happen?

    Samuel LaPerna
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just depends on how cheap the Walmart fan is...

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    What Are Some Fun Facts About the Real Estate Industry?

    1. The White House Value

    Did you know that the White House in Washington, DC has an estimated value? According to the real estate company Zillow, it’s worth around $400 million. Imagine listing that on a real estate website!

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    2. Haunted House Sales

    Here’s something that might send a shiver down your spine: A survey by Cinch Home Services, which included 1,000 participants across the United States, found that 83% of respondents have experienced some form of paranormal activity at home. About 10% have sold their homes because they thought they were haunted.

    3. The Power of Color

    Another Zillow study found that homes with black front doors can sell for about $6,449 more than expected. Who knew that the color of your door could make such a difference in your home’s selling price?

    #16

    Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

    Purple bathroom with mirrors

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    Aimée Beaudoin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m honestly impressed the agent got the photo without being in it.

    Liz Johannesen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The greater feat is how they managed to get the photo without being caught in a reflection. Vampire photog?

    Jesse Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cameraman positioned themselves so that they occupied the space where the window cuts out the mirror on the far wall. So you're actually looking into the bathroom from the doorway but there's a window with trees outside it right across from the camera, so no reflection because it's not mirrored right there?

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    Nancy Calder
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The perfect bathroom for a narcissistic individual. Do you know anyone offhand?

    Ilyanna
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three people, at least. And I would enjoy it, not for myself, but to see the ever repeating versions of my bathroom.

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    cleverrapier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, that’s a demon portal.... in the bathroom...

    Jade Uno
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So flush the toilet and spin 3x in the dark with a candle and i’ll see who in all these mirrors? Well with the basement for demons, this is a great bathroom! Do they also appear here?

    Inga Viviane
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wenn you want to be watched pooping by an infinite set of your own eyes.

    L.j. Bus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, the Horror to keep All those mirrors clean 🤯

    Mj - MSP
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA-That was my first thought too. After I recovered from the vertigo

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    Don Malcolm
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For your convenience, the swimming pool is filled with Windex for easy refills.

    Todd Sucy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...for removing smashed nose-prints from all the mirror?

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    Miriam Adington
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was done in Gold The Donald would surely want it.

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    #17

    Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

    Purple room with dolls, purple sofa and painting on the ceiling

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    cleverrapier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there, the centerpiece, a wonderful old tv.

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are bordellos that are jealous of this.

    Sam Bacon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d say there are bordellos that are thankful they aren’t this.

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    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. It has a certain "Je ne sais quoi".

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BTW, LOVE the cat in the right hand frame on the ceiling!

    Holly Sparkman Gober
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord Kitty Puss has his rightfully place of dignity oversing all.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to make an interior designer cry.

    Chrissy Jennison
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually looks more like a dollhouse room. The scale is wrong to life size.

    My O My
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The room is cool, but these dolls are scaring the s..t out of me

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    #18

    Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

    Green room with flowers, green table and chairs

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    Stephanie Cornthwaite
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All was well until Fred had to fight the plants for his steak at dinner.

    Paan Sy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh i love it, as long as there's no insects in there, nature at its best!

    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the jungle, we have fun and games.....

    cleverrapier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised that there aren’t weeds growing on the ceiling.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An indoor garden room. I like it.

    Shari Pierre
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screams Jumaji.....hoping for a reset

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    #19

    Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

    Person looking through gap between wall and door

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    Heidi Golff
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Realtor. This photo says "RUN LIKE HELL"

    ChiveChilly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I was like, "Seems fairly normal." Then I almost screamed.

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... and here's the laundry room, a beautiful view of your patio and the creepy old dude that's gonna live with you forever"

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so difficult to get rid of squatters.

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    Peggy Perry
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lovely choice comes complete with an indoor garden and gardener, who can be stored in the closet next to the garden.

    Gregg V
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God, the door is unlocked, otherwise, Jack would have chopped it open saying "Here's Johhny"

    Yael
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blink twice for help buddy!

    Araminta Self
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With an extra $10,000 seller will Throw in her ex husband’s brother whom She inherited in the Divorce.

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    #20

    That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

    Bathroom with three toilets and sink

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Molly Brown: Just start from the outside and work your way in.

    Sam Bacon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two sinks? Check. Bidet? Check. Two toilets? What?

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because pooping in company is a lot healthier for society in these smartphone infected times we live in. Duh...

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    Jade Uno
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh!! It’s the bathroom they needed in Bridesmaids !!!

    Judah Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you dont mind sharing a bathroom with your husband but the toddler is potty training too

    Elyssa Bockman Brecher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not where you start, it's where you finish!

    Danny Dean
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the family that pees together stays together

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call the one facing the sink. I could probably knock ten minutes off my morning routine if I take a dump whilst shaving. The only problem is, I might also take off my nose.

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    #21

    TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

    Room with wallpaper walls and huge pile of laundry

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    Tony Formica
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya think mom just gave up and walked away from it all...

    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom may be under that pile. Died from laundry shock

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    Jeffery Chance
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where you find the other match of you socks

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I put in the "Looking for my Sole Mate" ziplock bag.

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    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! Does that really work!?!?!

    Daniel Dyke
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was at that moment, the realtor realized... wrong house.

    Araminta Self
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually had a client with laundry in the living room, kitchen, and garage! But none in the laundry room!

    borklaser
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they get a pic of my house?

    Kristen Eshleman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s better than Mom setting the whole place on fire because she couldn’t take one. more. pair. of skidmarked undies.

    Valereee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and, I thought I was the only one with a big enough closet !

    AzKahleesi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is how I feel every laundry day. "Eff it, just sell the house we'll start over"

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    #22

    “Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

    Yellow room with red sofas and Biblical painting on the wall

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    Vicky Stardust
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing the whole room with the furniture I screamed out "Jesus"! Then realized, he's there too. 🤣

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is Satan so much more jacked that Jesus? Jesus was a carpenter. Satan played the flute or something. Don't you just hate historical inaccuracies?

    Kat Didemus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're thinking of Pan, 'satan' (lower case because originally it was a title, not a proper name) was an arbiter. Like a lawyer, kind of, a spiritual go-between and negotiator between supernatural beings, and between humans and supernatural beings.

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    Cari Waldick
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever wins gets free hot dogs to go with the ketchup and mustard.

    Le Box of Shame
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the design looks more like ketchup vs mustard

    Pat Binns
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are orbs in this photo. Get out now!

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    #23

    “Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

    Room with dolls

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    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Room full of nightmares.

    Susan Poisson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have no idea how much money that room full of dolls is worth. I see several right off the bat that would sell in excess of $1,000 to Shirley Temple collectors. That must have been one hell of an estate sale when it happened - or happens.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts exactly. You can pay for this house, and refund the money with these dolls. Win-win.

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    Tony Moon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and I will just nope my way past this one..... Nope nope ...

    Michelle Arnold-Yeager
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just enough room for a twin bed on the right and a coffin sized toybox on the left...

    Tracey Hall
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can now see why the estate agent wanted me to move my clown collection from the house.

    Desiré Yen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chucky's kids. His been busy this year.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please. Someone buy him some condoms. Quick.

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    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are all staring at me, please send help......

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    #24

    This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

    Empty room with chair

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Sixth Floor after they cleared out all the school books.

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    Jade Uno
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, the owners wanted us to leave this chair as it doesn’t like to move from this spot, but yes it comes with the house.

    Danny Dean
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the white room with black curtains near the station ---- ugh wait its --- In the beige room with white curtain (not plural here) near the chair...

    Idiotnews
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...undoubtedly Oswald’s practice perch.

    Jennifer Morris
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they just need to add a toilet in there to complete the room

    Whyhellothere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks fun. Maybe it goes with the nooses?

    Elsah Dewitt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the room so dirty? What do you not have time to clean it?

    bri james
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This had a large area rug on the floor and they took it with them when they moved out

    JID RN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they painted the floor AROUND the rug instead of removing the rug and painting the whole floor?!

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    #25

    It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

    Pink bathroom with painting on the floor

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo! Put Ariel's seashells back!

    Kerrie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So mermaids have three breasts? Or is that a belly button? Also...her breast is coming out of her armpit. Mammograms must be a b***h.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing it's coloured like Pepto Bismal because I'm about to throw up.

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone didn't get the memo that says mermaids are supposed to be pretty.

    Patti Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the tub and sink though.

    Laura Tobin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives new meaning to 'side boob'.

    Car Alarm
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, more unrealistic body expectations for women..

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    #26

    Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

    Dirty old room with flying bat

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The agent didn't bat an eye.

    3ke
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great action shot of that bat though

    Annika McNamara
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either that place is kinda dusty... or it’s really haunted.

    John McIlveen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nosferatu doesn't like the flash.

    Stephanie Cornthwaite
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they ate their garlic, and got their rabies vaccination.

    Marti Mefford
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so this one actually freaks me out!

    Julia Hayes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if the bat is the most concerning thing about this room!

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love bats, it's everything else in the picture I could do without.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He vants to drink your blood...

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    #27

    Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

    Bedroom with bed and pile of chairs

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.

    Melanie Hornak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds more like they didn't want anyone coming into their room.

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    Shirley McAlister
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some poltergeist activity may be expected.....

    Sunzilla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts precisely. How does that business even stay upright?

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    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feng Shui, no. But I want him on my team for Jenga or Tetris.

    Tracey Puckett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me, somewhere beyond the barricade? Is there a world you long to see?"

    Lemon Queen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO ON WITH THE FIGHT THAT WILL GIVE US THE RIGHT TO BE FREEEEEEEEEE from the poltergeist infestation

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    Douglas Campbell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a classic sign of a poltergeist infestation.

    Jennifer Morris
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and this is why we can't have nice things

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    #28

    In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

    Room with open bathroom

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn't want to have a stained glass view whilst dropping a deuce?

    Marzena Helena Leino
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two or even three views including the main door + its reflections = five altogether !!!! Or six ? Like using a toilet in an open museum gallery or a palace central hall - I did have such nightmare once....

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    Jennifer Herrera
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole open floor plan thing is getting out of hand.

    Peggy Perry
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lovely master bath has exterior access for bringing in your favorite horse to drink at the trough while you take a quick break from rounding up cattle.

    jevais
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peggy perry you nailed it on the spot

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    Melissa Senecal
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To say nothing if the water trough tub

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the front door so close to the loo with no wall?

    Just JoLynn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND what seems to be the kitchen. So gross 🤢🤮

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This better be a bath and kitchen showroom, cause this can't be someones real house.

    Yaz Cam
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got to be a showroom or it better be!

    Amos Picker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very social just share and share alike, the music and the sent of spice.

    AliFab
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is taking "open concept" a wee bit too far.

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    #29

    After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

    Dirty empty room with mold

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    yikes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this on....purpose?

    Susan Poisson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to guess no - you'd be wheezing as soon as you walked in there with all that black mold. Serious health hazard. Place needs to be condemned and torn down.

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    Michelle Arnold-Yeager
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taken right before the realtor was rushed to the hospital in irreversible respiratory distress, shouting , 'it's a fixer!'

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it is. Once you rebuild, right after you let the Fire Department do a practice burn on it first, just to kill of any residual mold.

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    John McIlveen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Severe black mold. That house won't be selling.

    Anna Mundi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gods, I hope not. What a horrifying picture.

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    Kat Ford
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what the walls looked like in houses after the Katrina flooding in New Orleans. I can smell the stench now.

    JID RN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Been there, done that, Katrina survivor.

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    Tony Moon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do believe you might want to dehumidify just a tad before you try to sell it....

    Patti Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, I think there’s a water leak.....

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mould or mould patterned wall paper?

    Scooter Motoretta
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can buy mould patterned wallpaper? That is something I didn't know.

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    Tracey Hall
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never enter this place, it is a killer.

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    #30

    Some Like It Horrible

    Colorful hall with Marilyn Monroe faces

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    Veronica Sjöberg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is actually kind of cool. In a way.

    Liesa Yopp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree its got a bit of an Andy Warhol vibe going on.

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to pay good money to see the whole world exactly like this, lol.

    Jeffrey Osier-Mixon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son: "It looks like the 60s sneezed in there"

    Sophie Warner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a weird feeling that this is the same house as the infinity mirror bathroom above! The decor has the same un-medicated vibe!

    Chrysann Kelly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a swingin' shin-dig baby YEAH!

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like it. Not for my house, but still really cool

    Daniel Langeberg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine Tripping on acid or the like in that room

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that explains the designer's state of mind.

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