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I Spent Last Summer Fostering A Baby Goat And It Never Learnt How To Goat
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I Spent Last Summer Fostering A Baby Goat And It Never Learnt How To Goat

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Last summer my favorite doe (shhh! Don’t tell the others!) gave birth to the smallest baby goat I had ever seen. She weighed just a smidge over 2 pounds, but what she lacked in size, she made up for in spunk. My goats spend the winter in the barn and move back out to the pasture in the spring. So about a week after my tiny monster arrived, I moved everyone outside. Within seconds though, I realized I had a problem. My best girl’s tiny baby walked right through the fence like it wasn’t there. Then, when I picked her up, she tried to eat my face. This is a big sign mama isn’t making enough milk.

This left me with 2 choices: I could take her and mama back to the barn and keep the two of them there in a stall, or I could raise this baby myself, in my house. Mama Sonnet looked so happy to be out on the grass, and she wasn’t paying a lick of attention to her baby, so I decided to be a foster mom to a goat.

Tay looking so tiny in the big pasture

I named her Forte because all the goats get musical names and this girl’s personality was BIG. It wasn’t long though before we had it shortened to Tay and she’s been Baby Tay ever since.

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Sleepy Tay after a bottle

I already had a toddler in diapers, so adding a goat to the diapering schedule wasn’t that big of a deal. Truly, the diapers ended up being the easy part. Despite their reputation, goats are very delicate animals. Little Tay had me racing to the vet on two separate occasions because she was too sick to eat.

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Why, yes. That IS a goat in my Tupperware cabinet

She also got into EVERYTHING. And as she got older, she ate everything too. She would eat literally anything the humans were eating. She swiped cookies from my toddler, jumped on the coffee table to scarf down my lunch, and even got her head stuck in a cheez-it box a few times.

Trip to the farm store

I bought her a leash, but who am I kidding? She follows me into the bathroom

In short, I created a monster. She’s back out with her goat friends these days. But she was raised by heathens, and never really learned how to goat. As a result, she’s extremely socially awkward. So, I spoil her by bringing inside for visits and taking her hiking. She’s still incredibly tiny, and at a year old, she can sit on my lap in the recliner and still leave room for the dog. I learned a lot from my summer with a house goat, mostly that goats need other goats, and that Tay will definitely fight you for a cheez-it.

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Taking a diaper break

Tiny goat on a hike

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coricox avatar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To anyone who stumbles across this post: I hope you enjoyed it and remember, an only goat is a lonely goat! 😊

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Lucas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Goats are wonderful and the kids are usually hilarious. Took my nephew to a local play farm/adventure park and was quietly gutted that he wanted to spend time on rides when I secretly wanted to play with the goats. This was pre Covid of course. Thanks for sharing Tay with us!

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Tabitha L
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Goats are adorable. Loved this post. Thank you for sharing your sweet Baby Tay with us.

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Janine B.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for sharing, Cori! 😀 Tay is really adorable. Baby goats are so stinkin' cute and their personalities and behavior always make me laugh. :))))

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coricox avatar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To anyone who stumbles across this post: I hope you enjoyed it and remember, an only goat is a lonely goat! 😊

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Lucas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Goats are wonderful and the kids are usually hilarious. Took my nephew to a local play farm/adventure park and was quietly gutted that he wanted to spend time on rides when I secretly wanted to play with the goats. This was pre Covid of course. Thanks for sharing Tay with us!

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Tabitha L
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Goats are adorable. Loved this post. Thank you for sharing your sweet Baby Tay with us.

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Janine B.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for sharing, Cori! 😀 Tay is really adorable. Baby goats are so stinkin' cute and their personalities and behavior always make me laugh. :))))

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