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The United States has given the world plenty of brilliant people, groundbreaking inventions, iconic movies, and impressive achievements. From science and technology to entertainment, there’s no shortage of Americans who have made their mark in one way or another.

But just like anywhere else, the country also has its fair share of folks who don’t always think before they speak. And thanks to the internet, some of their most questionable takes live on forever. There’s even a whole subreddit dedicated to calling them out, so we’ve rounded up some of the funniest and most eye-roll-worthy posts below.

#1

"Name One Country That Surpasses The US In Culture"

Online comments highlighting how Americans confidently posted funny remarks on culture.

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Bewitched One
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2 weeks ago

Oh that was a good one lol

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    #2

    "Why Is It So Difficult For Some People To Love America..."

    A social media post where an American boasts about USA, receiving a sarcastic reply about modesty.

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    BURN!! 😄

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    #3

    America Was Not Stolen Land. It’s Was Discovered And Owned By The US

    A thread showing one of the dumbest things posted by Americans about the history of US land ownership.

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    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited)

    History books are for LOSERS...Reading is just so passé

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    #4

    Importing American Water To Europe To Slowly Introduce Europeans To The Concept Of Drinking Water

    A comment thread showing how Americans Confidently Posted an idea to import TAP water to Europe.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    OOF!

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    #5

    Imagine If [ireland] Joined The United States And Had Freedom

    Post suggesting Ireland join the US for freedom, with community notes showing Americans confidently posting errors.

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago

    People like this make me not want to claim it from the same country they are

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    #6

    "We Chose To Go To The Moon"

    Comment debate about walkable cities showing how Americans confidently posted funny takes.

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    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Using rocket technology developed by Werner the German

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    #7

    Pride Month

    A tweet where Americans Confidently Posted Dumbest Things by mistaking the Liberian flag for the US flag.

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    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    So he's a proud Liberian?

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    #8

    “Make America Great Again, Everybody Make Your House Red White And Blue!”

    A social media post where Americans confidently posted about red, white, and blue house lights resembling France.

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    "Allons enfants de la patrie, le jour de gloire est arrivé!"

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    #9

    No One In The EU Ever Heard Of Greenland Before

    Social media comment section showing Americans confidently posted that Europeans never heard of Greenland.

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    Poured Banda
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Amazing how many people seem to think "well, I'd never heard of XYZ therefore those people won't have heard of XYZ either".

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    #10

    "The Greatest Fighting Force The World Has Ever Known"

    A social media post with a Confederate army painting, showing Americans confidently posting dumb things.

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    I'd put the Gurkhas up for contention.

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    #11

    Queen Is America's Answer To The Beatles

    Twitter thread where a user calls Queen America's answer to The Beatles, showing Americans confidently posted mistakes.

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    Spellflinger
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited)

    Insert image of Captain Picard face palm….

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    #12

    “Imagine Bragging About Leaving The Best Place On Earth 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸”

    A man happily holding a document about leaving the US, illustrating Americans confidently posted national pride

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    this pathetic "we are the best, we are the greatest" - guys, we recognise overcompensation to an inferiority complex when we see it.

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    #13

    If We (Americans) Stop Visiting, The UK Will Have An Economic Depression Tidal Wave

    Comment thread about Americans confidently asserting their tourism dominates the UK economy.

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    BlackCatWithWhiteSocks
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Please stop visiting UK, we will take the risk

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    #14

    “Go Back To Your Own Country”

    A social media post where an American commenter mistakenly tells a Native American to go back to their own country.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    🍾🥂

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    #15

    5am Is 5am. Don't Embarrass Yourself Any Further

    Twitter exchange showcasing Americans confidently posting illogical arguments about time zones.

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    What's even stupider is that Americans live in a country that covers different time zones, while Brits (and all/most Europeans?) do not.

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    #16

    "If America Is 250 Years Old How Is Denmark Sending Mail For 400"

    A comment thread on a video about Denmark, illustrating how Americans confidently post about global history.

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    ADHD
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    oldest flag in the word, Scotland is 2nd

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    #17

    Could Someone Like Jimmy Kimmel Even Exist In Germany?

    Screenshot of an online post where Americans confidently posted clueless questions about German TV censorship.

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    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Heute Show would like a word

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    #18

    American Wants To Move To Europe On An 'United States Of America' Visa

    Online discussion snippet where Americans confidently posted that United States of America is a type of visa.

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    L.V
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    No no, let them come to Belgium and be turned away at the border control...

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    #19

    "Oh Wait, We Are!"

    Reddit comments highlighting Americans confidently posting wrong statistics about USA education rankings.

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    Fred
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    You mean to say they have education in the USA??

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    #20

    "Alright This Question Is For Germans The Question Is Do You Guys Actually Have Aldi In Germany?"

    Social media screenshot showing Americans confidently posted questions asking if Germany has Aldi stores.

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    merlin
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    It comes after eight.

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    #21

    Kroner Is The European Dollar?

    TikTok comments where an American user asks if Danish kroner is the European dollar, showcasing cluelessness.

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago

    2.28 USD

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    #22

    Have Maps Lied To Us?

    A comment thread showing Americans confidently posting a misconception about the size of Australia.

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    Ripley
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    There used to be cattle stations bigger than Texas.

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    #23

    Do European Clocks Go Up To 24?

    A forum post of an American asking if European analog clocks have 24 hours, met with confusion.

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    Heffalump
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    24 hour analog clocks exist. They never really caught on because people are familiar with reading the time on 12 hour dials, and most people know if it is morning or afternoon, unless last night was very rough indeed.

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    #24

    "America Is The Only Country Where They're Teaching Our Kids Other Languages"

    Social media post by an American confidently questioning if other countries teach English in schools.

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    There are millions of Europeans, excluding the UK, who speak English as well as I do. And it's my native, and only language.

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    #25

    "I Refuse To Submit To The British Mind Virus Of Adding Random U's"

    A Reddit thread where Americans confidently post about British political parties and spelling.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    French mind virus actually. The British submitted to it oh... around 1066 onwards...

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    #26

    “So He Was American”

    A social media thread where an American confidently claims Joseph Stalin was from the US state of Georgia

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    Luigi
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Hahaha 😄😄😄

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    #27

    “My Cash Got Turned Down”

    Social media post showing Americans confidently posted about expecting France to accept American dollars.

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    Giraffe Sitter
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Bet the taxi driver ripped you off, too.

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    #28

    "Vienna Is The Capital Of Australia"

    A social media post with a map of Austria, showcasing how Americans Confidently Posted incorrect geography facts.

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    Sapna Sarfare
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Imagine having a seperate line in Austria's airport for people who confuse austria and australia.. lol. at least that's what i heard

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    #29

    How Do You Know English?

    Online chat snippet of Americans confidently asking how Scottish people know English.

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    Rtblast66
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Thankfully Gaelic is still being taught in Scotland

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    #30

    Harvard (University In Massachusetts) Is The Oldest In The World

    A Reddit thread from Americans Confidently Posted Dumbest Things claiming Harvard is the oldest university in the world.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Nope. The University of al-Qarawiyyin. 859AD...

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    #31

    American And English And Australian Are Different Lanuage Too They Still Understand Each Other

    Tweet claiming American and English are different languages, an example of Americans confidently posted silly things.

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    Ripley
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Oddly enough, the original question isn't that stupid - there are a number of similarities across the three languages that mean that there is likely to be at least some understanding they are all referred to as the Romance Languages). The second post, though . . . hoo boy.

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    #32

    I Bet Europeans Have To Wait 30+ Days For Bank Transfers

    A comment thread where Americans confidently claim Europe has outdated bank transfers and credit cards.

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Why this need to lie about how backwards other countries are, USA? Is that your version of "I never wanted you anyway, you ugly b/tch!"?

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    #33

    “Georgia Is A State Not A Country”

    A social media exchange where Americans confidently post incorrect geographical facts about Georgia.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Hey, at least they can tell the difference between a country and a state! A win's a win!

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    #34

    No He’s Puerto Rican💔💔

    Social media debate on deporting Bad Bunny because he is Puerto Rican, showing Americans confidently posted errors.

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Thinking of "no taxation without representation" how about Puerto Rico? One house representative (who can't vote on bills) for 3 million people...

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    #35

    “I Thought The Manufacturer From Spain Would Pay For This”

    Screenshot of an online post showing Americans confidently posted about not understanding import tariffs.

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    merlin
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited)

    Hahahahaha. Those are called tariffs moʻtherfùcker. That's what happens when you let an orange tùrd be in power. 🇨🇦🍁

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    #36

    Also, Who Sets Their Phone In Military Time?

    A screenshot of a dumb post from Americans Confidently Posted Dumbest Things about military time.

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    AskMeAboutMyPoorJudgment
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    "Everyone uses it over here" 🤔

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    #37

    "America Is The Reason You Have Cars"

    A comment section where Americans confidently posted the incorrect origin of cars and got corrected

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    Adam Arnold
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    If anyone want's to argue, I think Karl Benz might want a word in your 'shell like'. I guess america also invented the TV, the phone, the internet, oh and let's not forget they'll also claim they invented Oxygen too

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    #38

    FYI It's So Incredibly Sad That No Where In Europe Accept American Money

    A post showing how Americans confidently claim Europe does not accept US currency.

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    Spellflinger
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    I would love to see a video of an American business owner being presented with foreign currency for payment.

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    #39

    Staten Island? Doesn't Ring A Bell?

    An online debate where an American confidently claims to know Italian food culture better than Italians.

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    P Peitsch
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Yeah, the ring of dealing with an uncultured champignon.

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    #40

    My Uncle On My Italian Side Got One Of The DNA Tests Done And It Turns Out They're Not Italian And Everyone In My Family Is Having A Mental Breakdown

    A Twitter post about an American family having a meltdown after a DNA test reveals they are not actually Italian

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    P Peitsch
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Why the heck so important for USA-americans, their ancestors' country of origin? Aren't they the best nation in the world ... or what?

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    #41

    There's A National Gallery In Washington DC

    A Twitter interaction with the National Gallery, where Americans confidently post about time zones.

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    moggiemoo
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Washington has A National Gallery, London has THE National Gallery.

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    #42

    I Thought No Kings Tho?

    A social media comment section where Americans Confidently Posted confusing thoughts about Denmark's monarchy.

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    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Should do a 'No despots' day instead!

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    #43

    Americans Drive Cars. Riding A Train Isn't A Flex, It Allows Someone Else To Control Your Travel. Less Freedom Is Never A Good Thing

    An X post comparing US and European rail networks, illustrating why Americans Confidently Posted funny claims.

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    merlin
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    You're less free than you think you are and it has nothing to do with transit.

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    #44

    Why Does Italian Pizza Look So Bad? It Seems Uneven And Disproportionate Whereas American Pizza Is Far More Balanced In Its Design And Texture

    A comparison of Italian and American pizza, showing Americans confidently posted critique on traditional food

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    Luigi
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    The American looks disgusting.

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    #45

    "The European Mind Can’t Comprehend American Lake Summer "

    A post of an American lake summer showing dumbest things confidently posted by Americans online

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    Amy Stout
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    We in the UK have a dedicated Lake District to enjoy.

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    #46

    “Why Would They Speak Spanish In Europe”

    A meme with a confused Ben Affleck about people confidently posting dumbest things regarding the Spanish language

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    merlin
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited)

    Port o' Rico?? Spania?? What is happening. I think I'm losing brain cells going through this list. Spania..you're 🤏 this close to figuring it out dude

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    #47

    They Don't Accept US IDs?

    A Reddit post showing Americans Confidently Posted Dumbest Things about needing passports for Thailand.

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    How did they think they were getting into Thailand without a passport?

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    #48

    "If It's Not In The USA, It Foreign"

    Online chat debate about what constitutes a foreign page on the internet, showing USA-centric views.

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    #49

    Will Never Visit Poland Again

    A post in a Polish heritage group illustrating how Americans confidently post about their ancestral identity.

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    tom (bat/man)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    We are sorry that your majesty was not greeted with the respect to which one was accustomed

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    #50

    "Super Bowl Winners By Country"

    A social media post showing a dumbest things comparison of La Liga and Super Bowl winners by country.

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    Chaotic Good
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    That's the joke. La Liga is only teams from Spain.

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    #51

    What If The US Lost The Vietnam War

    Reddit post asking what if the US lost the Vietnam War, showing an example of Americans confidently posted errors.

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    ADHD
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    you did.

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    #52

    Do You Know Iran Is Pronounced Wrong By Mostly Everyone?

    Social media thread with Americans confidently posted confusing pronunciation logic regarding Iran and Italy

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    Amy Stout
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Iranian guy I know pronounces it "Ih raan" (the I pronounced like the one in 'bit', the raan rhymes with 'barn'). Not Eye-ran. (And he was Iraahnian, not Eye-rain-knee-yan)

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    #53

    "So They Have Bluey In Other Languages Other Than American"

    Facebook comment asking if Bluey is in other languages besides American, showing a silly online post.

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    Onan Hag All
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Bluey is an Australuan show.

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    #54

    “Euros Getting Mad At America For Having Stricter Labeling Guidelines Will Never Not Be Funny.”

    A comparison of ingredients of European and American bread showing dumbest things confidently posted online

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    Ace
    Community Member
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    2 weeks ago

    This person thinks that the reason all those ingredients are not listed is because the regulations don't require it, failing to realise that they're not listed because they simply are not there.

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    #55

    We Conquered Europe Twice

    Social media post showing Americans confidently boasting about conquering Europe in world wars.

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    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    came in at the last minute during WW1, after everyone else was exhausted; and I think the Red Army would have something to say about the WW2 thing.

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    #56

    That’s More Money Than Many Europeans Would Make In Their Whole Lives

    An X thread where Americans Confidently Posted about EU citizenship and finances with incorrect assumptions.

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Sure they pay the money. Together with the cheap gas and low-price eggs. Haha, sorry that we (or rather the Greenlanders) are not dumb as your Maga.

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    #57

    "You Need To Specify Which Prague We're Talking About"

    Online comment claiming there is a Prague in Nebraska and Oklahoma, illustrating Americans confidently posted things.

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    merlin
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Trust me when someone says Prague, noone thinks of the ones in US.

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    #58

    "Europeans Complain Here All The Time About How Bad US Chocolate Is. So Why Are Kit Kat Bars So Popular In Europe?"

    Social media thread showing Americans Confidently Posted questions about Kit Kat bars, corrected by Europeans.

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    Fred
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Rowntree, Nestle

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    #59

    “Why Are We Letting A Canadian Go To Our Moon?”

    An online post from Americans Confidently Posted online, questioning why a Canadian is joining a lunar mission.

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    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Surely they want at least one member on a mission to have grown up with decent healthcare and public education?

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    #60

    "Doesn't This Risk The Chickens Incubating Since They're Not Kept Cold To Suppress Incubation?"

    A tweet from an American mistakenly claiming Colombia cannot afford to refrigerate eggs due to high electricity costs.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Yeah well the UK also doesn't refrigerate eggs. Most laying flocks don't have roosters so no chance of fertilised eggs.

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    #61

    They're Burning American Flags All Over Europe! I Thought Our President Made That Illegal?

    A social media post where Americans confidently post confusing European laws with American jurisdiction.

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago

    It’s illegal IN America but our president cannot make laws or rules for other countries and expect them to be followed lol

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    #62

    "Im 100% Italian, Grew Up In Chicago"

    Comment thread showing Americans confidently posted claiming to be 100 percent Italian despite growing up in Chicago.

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago

    🙄😂

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    #63

    "[...] It Is Just Min."

    A comment where an American confidently tries to correct British spelling variations on a recipe site.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Hey ho. They didn't check their own spelling. Bless.

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    #64

    Do Euros Really Use Centimeters For Height It Sounds So Goofy

    A girl posing in the kitchen next to a post about Americans confidently posted reactions to metric measurements

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    How shallow does a person need to be to go out with someone with multiple red flags just because they're tall? I promise this person that there are nice and decent tall people too.

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    #65

    Name A European Country That Is Way Safer Than The United States, I’ll Wait…

    Social media thread showing Americans confidently posting incorrect European countries.

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    I_Exist_=D
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Hawaii 😭

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    #66

    Irish By Blood American By Birth

    A flag outside a house that reads Irish by blood, American by birth, patriot by choice with a Celtic cross.

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    tom (bat/man)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    fukknuckle by display

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    #67

    Fahrenheit Is Objectively Better Than Celsius

    An X post from Americans Confidently Posted Dumbest Things showcasing a weird comparison of Celsius and Fahrenheit.

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    tom (bat/man)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    I boil my water in the toaster.

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    #68

    “Next Time Change The Date Format When You Do This. You Have A Bigger Player Base In The US”

    Online discussion showing Americans confidently posted demanding a company change date formats to suit the US.

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    elmortero
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Just under 30% ARC players are from USA. That means more than 70% are NOT from the USA

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    #69

    We Need To Start Calling Winter Olympics Medals Participation Trophies For Rich Europeans, They're Not Real Sports Like The Summer Olympics

    A social media post with a dumbest things comment about Winter Olympics medals and a 2026 medal table.

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Again a "I never wanted you anyway, you're ugly, b/tch!"

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    #70

    Today Is Not The Second Day Of 26th Month

    A Reddit comment of an American confused by the DD-MM-YY date format, thinking it is an AI error.

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    Fred
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Do you measure distances in yards inches and feet? Or time in hours seconds and minutes?

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    #71

    Learn To Tip. It's Not My Job To Serve You For Free!

    Receipt with an angry tip message illustrating things Americans confidently posted.

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    merlin
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    It's your employers job to pay you a living wage and not the patrons.

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    #72

    Most Europeans Have No Idea How Absolutely Furious With Europe America Is

    A post showing how Americans Confidently Posted about a perceived threat to Europe's economy and military.

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Fair enough, lots of USians have no idea how much we pity them and are disappointed in their refusal to stand up for children, women, foreigners, against ICE etc. And please remember that even if you refuse to learn from history books, we still KNOW about eg. the French Resistance and how much they did under harder circumstances.

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    #73

    “London Is Not Walkable. You Have To Get On The Tube Or A Bus Or A Train”

    Social media post claiming London is not walkable, showing Americans confidently posting incorrect travel assumptions.

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    D**n, how did I get from my hostel to the Natural History museum? I must have stepped on a bus without realising it!

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    #74

    Its Probably My American Centric Brain... But Why Would A Country Decide To Make A Currency Where 1 Penny USD Is Worth 263 Units?

    An online post where an American questions why Vietnam uses a currency where 1 USD equals 26,314 Vietnamese dong.

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    MonsterMum
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Maybe you could try Grindr?

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    #75

    “EU In A Nutshell”

    A meme with three dragons where the American and Chinese dragons look fierce, while the EU dragon looks silly

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited)

    Why? Because the EU cares about the environment whilst AI trashes it with exploitative data centres.

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    #76

    Things I Miss As An American In Germany

    Social media post by an American confidently listing things they miss about the US while living in Germany

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago

    Tampons with applicators??? Huh?

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    #77

    This Will Sound Like An Obnoxious “Only In New York” Thing…

    Social media post claiming walking home from work is unique to New York, showing Americans confidently posting.

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    merlin
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Yes it's a uniquely American experience.

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    #78

    She Was Born In America, But She Set Foot On Irish Soil First

    A man holding an American baby with her foot touching a small box of grass to set foot on Irish soil first

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    ADHD
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    YOU ARE NOT IRISH.

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    #79

    You Are Telling Me Greenlanders Wouldn’t Be Interested?

    An online post detailing a bizarre US plan to buy Greenland, illustrating how Americans Confidently Posted ideas.

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    merlin
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Yes, they'll be waiting by their mailbox for that cheque like the rest of the US is. And I bet that if Greenland becomes part of US, and Greenlanders move to US, racists there will be yelling to deport them like they do "Port o' Ricons ".

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    #80

    Dutch People Are Tiny

    A social media post comparison of suburbs showing one of the dumbest things posted about house sizes.

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Aren't the Dutch famously tall, on average?

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    #81

    Hitting A Baseball Is The Hardest Thing To Do In Sports

    An online post containing a dumbest things statement about the physics of hitting a baseball.

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    Aileen Grist
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    2 weeks ago

    Ah rounders - we played that at primary school in the UK

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    #82

    “Then I Did My DNA. Turns Out, We Have No Irish At All.”

    X post of a woman discovering she is Scottish, demonstrating Americans confidently posting.

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    ADHD
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    no, please dont.

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    #83

    “And They Yell At The Americans For Bringing Bad At Geography”

    An online map showing where Italians are, showcasing how Americans confidently post incorrect geographic ideas.

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    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Random Italians, or random "Italian" Americans?

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    #84

    I Didn't Have Kids, Nor Was I Expecting Any, So Denmark's Generous Maternity Leave And Excellent Childcare Were Of No Use To Me

    An article screenshot about moving from the US, showing why Americans Confidently Posted their life experiences.

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    I'm sure they won't be missed.

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    #85

    "I Thought Y'all Spoke English?"

    A post questioning why Z is Zed in Canada, showing Americans confidently posted confusion over language

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    Aileen Grist
    Community Member
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    2 weeks ago

    That is English - that's how the English pronounce it too

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    #86

    “Am Dutch From Holland Michigan”

    Hand slicing a pink-frosted Dutch tompouce pastry, highlighting Americans confidently posting geographic confusion online.

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    Verena
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Tompouce is unacoidable, always pink unless it is Kings Day (or Queens Day), then it will be orange.

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    #87

    Name A Worse Place To Build A Startup Than This Area

    A tweet questioning Europe as a startup hub, showing Americans confidently posting controversial takes.

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Why, because companies in that area cannot treat their employees like slaves? Yeah, boohoo, exploitative pig, go cry us a Baltic Sea.

    #88

    I Just Found Out That Most European Kitchens Do Not Have Electricity In Them 😭

    A post on social media where Americans confidently posted about electricity in a traditional Italian kitchen

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago

    Sure, and the electric light from above and the switch are just magically there

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