50 Memes That Perfectly Describe Marriage And Parenting, Shared On The “The Spicy Disaster Mama” Instagram Page

Yes 👏 this 👏 please 👏

One of the best counterarguments I've heard.

"It takes a steady hand..."

Never thought of it that way. 😂

I worked in a daycare for a while. I had a kid that loved coming to the daycare. One day when his mom came to pick him up, he gave me a big wave goodbye as he's walking out the door to tell me how much fun he had that day. And then he walked straight into the edge end of the open door cause he wasn't watching where he was going. I felt loved too. ❤🙊

This suddenly makes me feel a lot better about my situation. Thanks!

🤣🤣🤣

Buy one get one free avocados, I’ll fight everyone

Ok but seriously periods are so crazy, like you bleed what would probably be a concerning amount, if it were coming from anywhere else, and you get mild to severe pain, but have to continue with your life as if nothing is wrong? Not to mention this goes on for a week every month for YEARS. WTF nature?

Yes.

Ahhaahahah

Oh God, me too!

Stegosauruses are so cool 😎

She's got mom's number

Lol

I see you too.

Why is this so true god I'm old

This mommy has nothing to be ashamed of though

I’m an introvert but people like me and want to tell me their life stories all the time. I’m not mean though so I smile and listen, then hide in my room for a week or two.

And one of the most important things you'll ever do in your life.

Yeah! That was just - Uhhh, like . . . 🦗

To be fair I thought she meant sticky tape at first! I taught myself to say record instead, not that it really matters. I don’t know why I did it, I don’t have much going on.

I feel this sm and I’m not even in my thirties yet 😭😭😭

It's bliss 😭

😍😍

just don't say that when they're around or it'll come back to bite ya

1) Where does this happen? I get a person every time (during business hours of course) and the actual doctor will call me back between patients if I need. 2) I really don’t think my kids school asked for this. I don’t remember it at all. But the school nurse reached out before my kid started kinder based on what I wrote on some “about me” form during registration (my son does have some medical issues).

This is why I don't want spawn

My son gets the 2 warnings from me if something is dangerous but not life threatening. If he proceeds to ignore me and get injured he comes over to verify he's not actually hurt bad. Gives me a nod then goes to find mom to start crying for some sympathy.

Amen.

Daniel Tiger woke up and chose mayhem today

Only a man would think this would be a good idea, the insane pain we would go through if we had to pull out a freaking stegosaurus on a monthly basis…brontosaurus might be ok

Unpopular opinion coming up. Lies to avoid telling the kids no is quite toxic. Depending on their age this stunt can easily be exposed. You have then taught your kid it is OK to lie to loved ones and that you are willing to do a advanced hoax to fool them. When you later tells them something, perhaps much more important, do you want that them to not trust you?

And constantly giving money out instead of spending it on themselves

My wife still opens my juice boxes and I don't see that changing anytime soon

Im at the really wants a taco stage

Which might be only slightly louder

Yeah no one warned me about that particular scenario.

Hahah. This happened to me too!

That second photo is not a hot mess, her flip flops match her pj bottoms so....

At that point it's inevitable. Might as well give work a heads up I'll be sick in a few days.

A man will have no face soon

So true

Bajahahahaahhaahahahahahah

What's wrong with her arms?

mama bear was the backbone of that family

“Honey, why are you cutting that like you’re mad at me?”

She’s got them in sport mode 💪

Then I'll pin a $20 to your shirt and wish you the best of luck

*tries to make dinner, makes slime instead*

I looove that song. 🥰

"You make me so crazy that I love you, you bastard."

So if kids are so annoying why do people keep having them?

Every day.

Everybody.

Never trust a toddler!

Anything to escape sometimes.

Geez that sounds pleasant...so sorry women have to go through that

THANK YOU.

I drank my water from a garden hose. Yea, I'm old af.

I said put your F%CKING SOCKS ON.

That'd be nice

My bad 😬

and now 💀

I’m curious how they didn’t smell it earlier than that.

The same should go for dads.