66 Times Designers Blatantly Neglected Kerning, And What They Got Was Nothing But Ridiculous
In typography, kerning is the process of adjusting the space between two specific characters. Most of us never give it a second thought, but it’s wild how much that tiny detail can matter.
Put two letters a little too close together, or leave too much room between them, and suddenly a perfectly normal phrase can take on a completely different meaning. Sometimes, the result is hilariously unfortunate.
To show you what we mean, we’ve rounded up the funniest spacing fails from the subreddit r/keming. Scroll down to check them out.
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Bamboo Chops Ticks
Tomado
One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor
Hyperpig
Bat Hro On
Thekings Arms
I Was Told To Put This Here
Not Even Sure What To Title This
Opiniona Ted
Empowering The Next Gene Ration
It's not *un*true...the next generation is our next ration of genes... /s
Petarea
His Panic And La Tinx
This Hotel In St. Louis Bothers Me Every Time I Drive Past It
Wand Er Thr Ough The Worl Ds
Leavec Hildren Unatt Ended No
Because The B And A At The Start Of "Barista" Are Too Close, This Actually Says "Frista" In Braille
Can You Really Blame This On Kerning?
Forsy The Park
This Waffle House Is Cosed
They Did Her Wrong
Well clearly the spacing here is the problem the third line. Sign was made too small.
It Gets Better The Longer I Look At It
Stay Hydra Ted
This Inspirational Sign In My Doctor's Office Drives Me Crazy Every Time I Get To Number 7
Do Not Overin Flate
The Font At Work. I’ve Been Dealing With This For Nearly 23yr
From Buffy/Angel? You've been around a lot longer than 23 years, girl...
Um Not Sure If This Belongs Here
How Do I Even Read This
Say It In Cry Stals
So I can say anything in these cry stals AND they're sate? Thank heavens!
Bo W Li Ng
Kay Akkids
It's even worse. There are two smaller k's in the logo, so ik says 'k k KAY AKKIDS'
The Back Of A Staff's Uniform At A Restaurant Called "Keming"
T He P Residential Walk Of Fame
Wild ⽇derflower
If You Say So!
Can't Wait To Use This While Birdw Atching
"M Ake Aw I Sh" From A Shrinky Dink Kit
Found One In The Wild. The Place Is Called Now Here Coffee
If The Mug Warmer Hots Urface, Ur Using It Wrong
Who’s Tom Ercer?
Maybe a tribute to Tommy Mercer (Anthony Mayweather/Crimson)...? Though if you walk this path, expect NO MERCY! XP
This Sign At My Local Pharmacy Is An Abomination
Finally, Inverse Keming
I don't know what Garning is, but I'll ask Jennifer when I next watch Alias.
Egregious… But Inevitable Considering LEGO Strict Sticker Placement Rules, I Suppose
A Waming To All
Ham
Found In A Budget Shop In Romania
Player Of Theyear
For anyone not familiar, Smith-Njigba was the OFFENSIVE player of the Year.
Found This One At Work
Plattsburghintl.airport
T He O Val O Ffice
Apostrophes Are Wider Than Spaces In Breeze Airways' Font
Con Ven Ience Store
F O Ur T E E Nmile Creek
M At He MA T Ic S
The Number Spacing On This Wall Clock
Someone Messed Up The Spacing A Bit
Libr AR Y
Chillf Est Returns For A Second Year
W Elcome Centre
Why Is Ontario Kerned Differently?
Look, as long as it doesn't say Am Erica, I'm not complaining (despite my loathing for Premier Doug Ford, who is on the left in this photo but who is normally found on the Right).
CA Sino
My Wife Is A Reading A Nov El
My Leg Tattoo 😬
I Visited Headquarters Today. Who The Heck Swiped The G?
Me Me Me Me
What Type Of Meat Is Dhuck?
While you're at it have a look at the logo for Australia's Commonwealth Bank. Deliberately bad spacing.
"A stonemason has been fired from his job at the insistence of the regents of Tulane University. He had carved this epigraph in marble above the entrance of the new library: THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD. The Regents maintain that the stonemason deliberately reduced the space between the second and third words." (Thomas M. Disch, Camp Concentration, 1968)
I’ve spent a good few years putting tour posters together for rock bands. My eye twitches if I make errors like these. Kerning, font choice and colour are critical and please get a dispassionate eye to read it, you’ve stared at it for days or weeks, you won’t spot a speeling mistook. Biggest request… stop using A.I.slop, a simple, human-made poster is a thousand times better and I might attend your event, if you use generic A.I. posters then I can 100% guarantee that you won’t see me.
While you're at it have a look at the logo for Australia's Commonwealth Bank. Deliberately bad spacing.
"A stonemason has been fired from his job at the insistence of the regents of Tulane University. He had carved this epigraph in marble above the entrance of the new library: THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD. The Regents maintain that the stonemason deliberately reduced the space between the second and third words." (Thomas M. Disch, Camp Concentration, 1968)
I’ve spent a good few years putting tour posters together for rock bands. My eye twitches if I make errors like these. Kerning, font choice and colour are critical and please get a dispassionate eye to read it, you’ve stared at it for days or weeks, you won’t spot a speeling mistook. Biggest request… stop using A.I.slop, a simple, human-made poster is a thousand times better and I might attend your event, if you use generic A.I. posters then I can 100% guarantee that you won’t see me.
