50 Posts For You To Scroll Through While Sipping Tea

This made me laugh so hard that Bouche gave me a dirty look and went to harass a bug.

Very important picture indeed, I needed to see this.

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Aah 😱 so scary, a language I don’t know is going to take away my freedom /s

That looks like some damn good food, y'all should've helped. If she's anything like me though she was picky about it and didn't let anyone help.

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Give him some bread and jam to go with it

And that's how to be "not a Karen" plus brilliant boss person.

Iam going for the one on the left!

It's just common decency

Wife is savage

Your neighbor is awesome

Naa, he's trying to give his cat a pill.

I'm one of those lucky 2% who don't need deodorant. As a teen I was just dumbly using it, because everyone else did. There's literally no difference whether I use it or not. Yeah, I know I'm a blessed dino 😌

+10 INT

Maybe one of those women from the coffee shop can get him some ice for that burn.

I like Mike's sense of humour.

Whoever came up with this, deserves recognition, LOTS of recognition

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Perhaps the sound of water running is like torture to them

Let's not forget the fact that them and their parents had like 6 kids.

Man with wife and kids signs paper agreeing to put coolers in bear-proof box. Wife, three kids go and pitch camp, goes to bed with coolers in back of van. Morning breaks with van's rear door demolished, coolers in shreds. Van towed to impound, fines, tow fees - 80 mile tow to nearest repair shop. In 1990's roughly $3000 in fines, fees, tows, repairs. Insurance doesn't pay, because, hey, man signed paper. Yosemite was neat, fantastic. This happened to a campground neighbor. (Cost now, figure inflation, $6000-10,000)

I'm going to do my part and repost this everywhere I possibly can.

And yet on the computer or phone- a mechanical device checks that you are not a robot.

Oh yeah, 15 foot tall penguin is exactly what I would have imagined

Spite is a strong motivator for many things

The comment could be the lyrics of a song

Best best bro>>

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HeHeHe....cruel but seems true

This is why I collect brains, in the hopes that one day I will consume enough serotonin to feel it again.

I don't want to even imagine...

My office got wireless mouses. I thought it would produce amusing results to randomly switch the mouses around the desks. It did.

One time my crush asked what my name was and I couldn't respond for like a minute. I forgot my own name 😭

Apparently, Snoop is 192.4 cm :O

Unexpected but not unwelcome

Guns, treason and hates gay people. Her name is the least offensive thing about her.

Word math is awesome

*Dutch has entered the chat*

this is art.

You are

Holy s**t this took me a solid 5 minutes of looking before I realized it was just one single leg.

yep but its a good malfunction

Their vision is based on movement, stay perfectly still and you are invisible to them..

Mine is "I'll do it tomorrow." and then tomorrow comes and I'm like, "Oh, well I did this yesterday so it makes up for today."

I always questioned why they didn't teach Math and English. Even wizards should know that.

*Eyebrow..

Men lie about their height a lot more than they should have to. Body shaming exists on all sides and it makes them feel like they have to. In reality most people don't care.

What´s your point?

Bring the costume. We can pass the crown around while the kids use the scepters like Darth Vader light sabers.

Umm...yes they do but in the other direction if they're tall. For some reason women are made to feel bad if they are taller than 5'6"

And tattoos

Ouch

Jesus Christ Stupid Star!

And Jerry is such a jerk towards Tom

zap

Nice way to give a heads up without being seen to be grassing..

That would be evil, but hear me out: light show drones instead of fireworks!

Who's a good boy?

Time to get out the Elmar's glue to put on your fingers til maintenance guy shows up with that weird sawdust.

My place doesn’t count working time until you are sat at your desk with the computer on and programmes open. There’s a clocking in app we have to sign on with. Because of course driving for 45 minutes to park in a company car park that’s a 15 minute walk from my desk while carrying a heavy bag stuffed with work papers and IT equipment is what I choose to do everyday when I’m off work.

awwwwww :(

Saw elephant erection that had moms running away with their kids. I had to laugh. My kids asked what it was and I told them the truth. It is a penis. I mean come on. What the F do they say about dogs especially when they are humping the heck out of everything?

So much brown. Wood paneling. Multiple shades of brown furniture. Brown Tupperware.

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I bet they fell out over something that is really childish

And for good measure put Ted Raimi in it somewhere, too!

Correct me if I'm wrong but the the President can't do anything about guns, it's Congress that makes those decisions/laws? Taking the p.i.s.s when you don't even understand how your own country and it's laws work tells me everything I need to know about American gun laws.

I personally like the dad better for the sense of humour

calling it jragon now