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50 Jokes About Being Single That Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry
February 14th is the most unwelcomed day for half of the population - the single people. And whether you're newly solo or forever alone, it's a crappy day to be solitary for a lot of us. The giant pink hearts and bunches of red roses do us nothing but remind us that we don't have anyone to hate it all with and leaves us with no consolation but single's jokes.
It all started with a day commemorating Saint Valentine, who, of course, was decapitated in the early years of our history. Since Saint Valentine wore a purple amethyst ring with an engraved cupid, the day soon was to be associated with love in general. What used to be an occasion for writing poems and true love letters, now is more of a commercial festivity and it doesn't mean that we want any part of it. Single memes are just not enough to mock it sometimes.
Thankfully, these cold-hearted individuals are helping us to compile a list of funny single quotes and turn the whole thing into a big joke because laughing yourself to sleep is a lot more fun than crying. The hashtag #WhyImSingle is currently taking over the Twittersphere, and you might find that a few of these funny single memes hit pretty close to home. Happy solo scrolling.
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Half-Priced Sweets, Anyone?
Amanda Panda 9 years ago
Best time to buy candy: Day after halloween, 2nd best day: February 15th!
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Someone To Hate It All With
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imagiNATION
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Accepting The Fate
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My Two Night Stands
Amanda Panda 9 years ago
... and a bed I don't have to share! one i can sleep on diagonally and naked if i wanted! How bow dah!
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Kiss Cam
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Meeting New People
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The Lonely Dog
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Patiently Waiting
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Two Kinds Of Dates
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The Only Single Person
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Single vs. In A Relationship
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A Cycle Of Sadness
Karol Chydziński 9 years ago
but I don't think she can get out of the house and walk wherever she wants, so no way, she single
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The Infamous Selfie
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Table For One
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He Can Hear You!
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A Valentine's Date
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Single For A Loooong Time
Marcos Zamarripa 9 years ago
lmao, I wonder when a dildo with solar energy will come to ladies.
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Me vs. A Calendar
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Joke Is On You
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The Future Is Clear
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Dating Tips
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Single People Jokes
E Menendez 9 years ago
I actually have found that. If you are single and tell your friend they really deserve better than what they have (like someone with a job or at least actively looking for a job cause things happen, or someone that doesn't ask for rent money cause they drank it-again) you are just being jealous.
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Valentine's Plans
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Dancing With Myself
AcousticGString 9 years ago
Reminds me of middle school dances "ya'll make sure you leave enough room for Jesus, now, you hear!?"
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Lower Your Standards
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Telling The World
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A New Single
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Perfect Date
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Ideal For Valentine's
Amanda Panda 9 years ago
Now Now, lets not be sexist ... this can apply to some single fellas out there too!
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Because Grammar
Aqeelah Kazi 9 years ago
My boyfriend purposely miss-pronounces the word and after I correct it, he looks at me andgoes like "I am so proud of you."
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The Dating Pool
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If You Need Someone To Talk To
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Social Labels
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Friend Zone
Cindy Kruth 9 years ago
Wow. Rejected by your own voice. That or someone could hear and was yelling back...
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Queue Up
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First Date Emergency
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Single, Male, And English
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Third Wheel
Alanna Wakefield 9 years ago
Its never fun being the third wheel on a date lol but I'm the bright side at least you got out of the house for a while
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Grandma Can't Wait Any Longer
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Dinner For Two
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Single People Joke
Michel M. Prins 9 years ago
Are you insane? You need to give them a head protection as well, or else everything will fall out on the way
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
Kaiden Coughlin 9 years ago
my friend saw this and said "MEEE". Every single girl at the table looked at one another knowingly and glared at him bc they've all liked him back at one point... when you think you're a third wheel but not..
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
Neurotic_Octopus 9 years ago
It would work on me too. That's clever enough to get my attention :p
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
Neurotic_Octopus 9 years ago
Hey, she uses my favorite bodywash too :D Eucalyptus Spearmint for the win!
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Single People Joke
Diana CrunChewy Watson 9 years ago
This type of picture happens so often that I'm fairly certain it's on purpose. i could Google it, but then my ad stream would be all desperate and lonely.
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
The Alchemist 9 years ago
Well think about it. With how many people are in our lives were always looking at someone hoping they'll notice you. But they're looking at someone else doing the same. And while you do that there is someone looking at you hoping you notice them. And with how many people we know and how many people the other person knows, what are the odds that you'll like each other?
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 9 years ago
Being single is better than being in a crappy, abusive relationship with an unfaithful partner.
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
Viktorija Ļūļāka 9 years ago
Only, lake is frozen, and all birds already float on other contries :(
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Mark Kelly 9 years ago
On Jimmy Fallon a guy was on a date and she said he was cold and he said "you should have brought a warmer jacket". ha
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The Xenomorph 7 years ago
And I'm part of the small percent that are too ugly and too short to get a girlfriend.
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Single People Joke
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criminalgirl 9 years ago
There is something seriously wrong with this guy...he needs help or friends or something...
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What do you think ?
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 9 years ago
I never understood why we needed a holiday for appreciating our partner and proving that we love them, shouldn't we be doing that all year round?
Daria B 9 years ago
Actually the story goes that St. Valentine was a priest who granted marriage to couples who love each other, but theor relationships were somehow forbidden, or something like that. And then there's another story that the "holiday" was invented by merchants because February has no holidays, so they'd be out of business. Both stories make sense to me.
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Chris Macdonald 9 years ago
Just a couple of weeks ago I was joking that sometimes I put the passenger side sun visor down so it looks like I have a girlfriend. Or friends
Christine Bertolino 9 years ago
But one of the great things about being single is that I can use the passenger side sun visor to shade my eyes without worrying about stealing it.
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Ana Santiago 9 years ago
Why are there so many frigging pages to these things?! Just put all the funnies on one page, ffs...
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 9 years ago
I never understood why we needed a holiday for appreciating our partner and proving that we love them, shouldn't we be doing that all year round?
Daria B 9 years ago
Actually the story goes that St. Valentine was a priest who granted marriage to couples who love each other, but theor relationships were somehow forbidden, or something like that. And then there's another story that the "holiday" was invented by merchants because February has no holidays, so they'd be out of business. Both stories make sense to me.
Load More Replies... Chris Macdonald 9 years ago
Just a couple of weeks ago I was joking that sometimes I put the passenger side sun visor down so it looks like I have a girlfriend. Or friends
Christine Bertolino 9 years ago
But one of the great things about being single is that I can use the passenger side sun visor to shade my eyes without worrying about stealing it.
Load More Replies... Ana Santiago 9 years ago
Why are there so many frigging pages to these things?! Just put all the funnies on one page, ffs...
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