“We’re Tired Of Hiding The Bodies”: 50 Unexpected Signs That Made People Go ‘What?’

Well that took a turn

I love it! 😂👍

No Second Coming for you, Jesus.

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Nice touch!

Even the tree is crying for help

I must’ve been passing a bolder my whole life

Ha, ha, and the glass 'door' so that you can entertain the people inside

Ha. Truth

I laughed way too hard at this.

I never get tired of hiding bodies. It's like laying easter eggs for the local police.

I actually leave a container of kibble out during the day for the feral cats, it’s always missing or dumped, I just decided to leave a bowl of water, woke up and the water bowl was dumped in front of my step with the bowl facing upside down 🤬

Did anyone else have "Da-dum, da-dum, da-dum . . ." going through their head when they saw this?

Doesn't mean they want to fix anything.

Got that right!!

Nice 🤣

I have the sudden urge to get a puppy and name it shark...... I live in Western Australia....

Often seen in places that are nor cheap, nor fast, nor good.

The fact that I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not after me.

Do they cover the the cost of the pole I drove into trying to stop for the break check?

Good morning, my good friend, can I have a cup of a coffee please?

Come on, John.

A triple meaning, brilliant.

I have 10 kids (6 adopted). I could use this sign on my farm.

So thats what the fox said...

So . . . free ice cream for everyone then?

What do they have against German tourists? They are usually very nice, and cause no problems.

At least this is honest.

Who laughs at people living their lifes?

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It was one trash can! *sobs in bear*

Love the mittens holding the sign - showing that someone actually held this up against the coffin dodging oxygen thief's window

What happens at 22 miles?

Guys, bad news: https://www.reddit.com/r/ants/comments/178htge/bob_the_ant/

That is sound advice. Very sound advice.

of state?

Washington state

Probably cheaper too!

Just a wee bit?

"Oooh" *picks up cellphone to check for reception* .......

My life really lacks magic because I have often had to dance the door opening persuasion dance. I wave my arms, jump up and down, forward and backward. Nothing, I'm invisible to the sensors. Then someone comes along, laughs and asks, problems? and marches in through the opening doors. I've run into doors for this an embarrassing number of times. What to do, are there magic opening words? Do I need a magic wand? Clearly Harry Belafonte's Jump In The Line dance doesn't help. I'd like my existential crises to be philosophical and not physical, is that too much to ask?

What if said psycho is already at the top?

Wise words from a wise man!

Instagran perleeese

Wow, why didn't I think of this for the last year I worked?

True, but that realization doesn't stop me from singing "Brass in Pocket (I'm Special)".

Why should you not trust people who write on graph paper? They are always plotting something.

this sign is about me, i'm a little slow sometimes but i get there in the end, most of the time!

7. Throwing their co-workers under buses

Invisibility? Yeah, right. I'll believe it when I see it.

I feel like this could be a Cypress Hill or Greatful Dead song.

If it were flat, cats would have pushed everything over the edge by now. Discussion closed.

There's one or two of these on highways by my city lol this might be outside Phoenix

We were dealing with floods pretty recently and one of roads really ended in water, it would be nice if they put up this warning.

Ah. *nods approvingly*

That they are!!

Time traveler to bartender; Can I get a beer? Bartender; We don't serve time travelers here. A time traveler walks into a bar.

26 hours a day!

That's fair.

Right up to the point where the elephant looks at you horrified

Don't fall into the well, thanks for info!

A pumpkin man lives in a pumpkin house. Is his flesh made of the house or is the house made of his flesh? He screams because he does not know.

This I can understand. A common building maintenance item are toilet doors because people try to open them despite being close, especially if the thumbturn has no color indication. People assume the handles are of the self-unlocking type on the interior side of the toilet, and yank on the door without unlocking the thumbturn.

Hey, I show up no matter how miserable or sick I am... (I work outside, relax.) However I'm currently lying in my bed thinking about the sad sum of money getting up will make me, thinking I would absolutely pay that much just to not have to go to that toxic, miserable hellhole.

Wrong kind of sky diving bro.

"And you still get service" ? 🎵

🥁 tsh

The signs for the end.