50 Shower Thoughts That Were Funny Until You Realized They Were Technically True (New Pics)

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Oh yes! There is nothing more annoying or rude than someone who completely ignores you when you ask them a question.

YES.

Marriage was like that for me. Was lonelier with him there then when he wasn't.

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That is a beautiful little girl in a good-looking wig

Edna Mode!

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Kitty Ramone

On those nights I stay up too late, because I know I don’t have to get up and go to work in the morning.

Then Sunday mid afternoon you get a dreaded felling coming on.

Glad I am not alone!

The company doesn't seem to realize how thoroughly they were burned here.

They’re acting like they’re the ones doing the rejecting. “You’re not leaving me, I’m leaving you!”

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

It seems like they also made a point to mention that he blew off a job he already has to come to an interview for another, maybe rival, company. Perhaps if he mentioned that early in the interview, that was the reason he was given a ‘low ball’ offer. Maybe the company didn’t want to hire someone with no loyalty to their current employer and would call out to apply elsewhere.

In other words it took them weeks to find a victim to work for them considering their other option was this person who told them to pound sand in their a*s

I'll try that. 05:17 UK time and the cats are guarding me while I whimper with self-pity because sciatica is a beech!

I wish my Mum would have admitted that she just found me in the bin. I was actually quite happy there. People throw away cool stuff to play with all the time.

OMG, as an adopted kid, as well as my brother, this would be hilarious!

In the old days we had to show our baggage claim ticket to a 'guard' who would check it to the bag we were taking with us. Apparently airports are only allotted so many 'guards' and moved them all to the beginning of the terminals.

I never check luggage. Also I can't deal w/ the movement of the carousel.

I didn't realize what my online order must have looked like to the guy who brought it out until I saw him trying and failing to hide a smile. My order was prep for a colonoscopy - two industrial strength laxatives and a 48-roll bale of toilet paper. You were right to be smiling, my guy.

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Some birdseed mix accidently got spilled in our garden and we didn't think about it until it sprouted and we noticed that our own cats (we had 5 at the time) and dogs (2) as well as other cats were using it as a kind of pharmacy or just liked the taste. We decided to sow a whole patch with it. (It also looked great and wildlife seemed to love it.) On one shopping expedition into town I stopped by a store that sold bulk flower and vegetable seeds for gardens and bought 2 kilos of the mix. As she was wrapping up the purchase, the clerk said "You must have a lot of birds." "No" I said. "We have cats." I'll never forget the look on her face. To this day I dread to think what she must have thought.

Still trying to figure out what kind of sandwich uses a bathtub plug...

LOL

That's a classy way to do that. Obviously the first step, but kind to give folks the chance to not embarrass themselves further.

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How do you know the person can read it if they had too much?😂

You have been "cut off," not "cutoff".

But then you cannot see what it says. 🙄

I'm a bit leery about brains in general. You know those scientific/medical articles that say the brain is the most important organ in the human body? Isn't that exactly what a brain would have you write?

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Same with wasps and bees. "Look, d****t, there is a large open thing there called a window, you flew through it, now fly out!!"

How to encourage a fly to go back outside: Turn off the lights, close the curtains, and open the door. Make it so the brightest light is from outside, through the open doorway.

Back when I used to work in the (comparably) big city (I work in a rural university), I always felt so bad for the panicky pigeons I'd come across in G3 or G4 of the parking garage.