30 Hilarious Tweets That Define The Dry Scottish Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

I had to read that twice! LOL

I've seen this on bp a million times, and it's still hilarious

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YES! My fave take on this comes from a friend in Texas - white, male, ex-military, gun-owning, rural Texan guy; pretty much all the things you imagine when you think of that type of person; conservative voter for many years - put on Facebook a few years ago something like "I don't understand being transgender, but I don't have to understand it, I just have to not be an a*****e about it." His conservative friends got all shrill at him but he stood his ground and told them to eff off. He's done similar things about Kaepernick kneeling, etc. I love a person who accepts others and lets people just LIVE.

Ha anyone seen the YouTube videos of the Scottish dude travelling in America and getting Americans to send messages to his family in Scotland? Absolutely piss myself every time even though I've seen them so many times - especially when he gets this guy to go on and on about eating "yer maws minge" and how good it is for you and helps you grow big and strong - buckled every single time

will somebody who speaks & writes scottish gaelic translate this into the actual old scots language words here? just curious... thanks

Awwwwwwww! Quite right too!

Gross

What, no Peckham?

All I could think of when I read this is Jiyoon from 4Minute saying “ New York, Paris, Milano, Tokyo, London” in Crazy

You neverrr nooo when business will take oooff😊

Too funny!

And very confusing for the self righteous smug holes who think nothing of shovelling of our precious elderly into care homes to be fed sludge because their lifelong home is worth a quid now. Or voting the pollies who allow such a precious responsiblity to be privatised so some twat can get government subsidy while driving a Ferrari. The anti vaxx rhetoric is lame, tired and loathesome. If you got a jab it does not make any of us a special person! F.F.S. Do you want a participation award?

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This is kinda offensive, we anti vaxxed didn't do anything LOL

This must be why I always end up with fistfuls of smash as they never have a fiver! Same with the £2 coins - everyone's mum or Gran saves them and you never get one then at Xmas they're everywhere. I love this though - my kids save up their pennies over the year, just random change they find lying around and them the cash it in at those counting machines in Tesco and give it to people on the street - it's never a huge amount but I like that they want to help people - something I'll keep doing as long as I can, and hopefully will be able to give bigger sums in the future

well done!

Incredibly kind

Hahaha snort laughed at this one. And good on him for owning it, if he really was being a 'f***y'

Ahaha Stephen with a PH that killed me ;D

idk why but the phrase "its sound" makes me so happy

Nr. 1 selling drink: For f***s sake.

Haha, I'd go there. Especially if they have plum wine. I used to go to a restaurant on sauchiehall street called nanakusa on a regular basis before I moved out to ayrshire - absolutely loved the plum wine, and the awesome bottle and tiny cups they served them in. Damn, sometimes I really miss Glasgow

Sanjeev is a legend, watch him on Still Game!

ive never tried sake but i want to really try it now

Funny thing, in America there is a dogged stubborn thinking that 40 hour work weeks are needed, when in truth many folks doing the job could trim off at least 8 and still be getting the job done. Fewer hours means focused effort, and better results all around.

Maybe the other 20% are the employers?

Nah, the 20% that disagree are the bosses, mate. Tryin to squeeze all the juice out.

The other 20% have home lives that they need to escape from as much as possible!

The other 20% were management, perchance?

For those who may me confused foundy is foundation level, the lowest level you can take. Ive had three doses of the covid vaccine and after all that, I finally caught covid start of April - it was exhausting but nothing much worse than a bad cold - I dread to think how bad it would have been without the vaccines - I'd still be in my bed, maybe even being fitted for a wooden box

Google researchers and FaceBook scientists tryina be woke but failing so hard. research-6...1cd806.jpg

And that's how I really met your mother.

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Could've been worse..... could've been a Tory