30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women (New Pics)

I think he was drunk and hit on a mannequin. That's why he found "no opening" :))))

Can we also just notice the smirked deviously line? Like he just knew it was going to be "that" way. And the narrator explaining her own experience to her. This is some quality writing. I breathlessly can't wait to not read the rest.

Reminds me of the old joke. He: if I'd known you were a virgin I would have taken my time. She: if I'd known we had time I'd have taken my tights off

Oh barf . What a moron

Anatomy class - such an important lesson for everybody

Using "tennis" as a verb disturbs me greatly :P

The point would be granted by her mercy

Fellas! You'll never even see it coming. You can't hit what you can't see.

What are the odds of her serving a double fault? That would be the odds of me winning a point against her.

There is a video out there of her playing against two or three men. They are scrambling and stumbling the entire time.

I’m 110 lbs I think, and I’m fourteen- does the author realize that 110 pounds is not a healthy weight for someone who has a heavy chest and a butt that gets attention?

And I'll bet the writer thinks he's paying her a compliment

I'm reminded of one time, in a loose online RP, where a new person came in describing their character as "less than a hundred pounds, most of which was tit". The other regulars and I were laughing so hard at them we couldn't even interact meaningfully with their character - as if one could interact meaningfully with a pair of tits on legs.

you can't be double cheeked up, WD40 chesticles, and be 110lbs soaking wet

It's weird how breasts and asses can be big but not heavy. Lol.

What’s more disturbing is that he is actually describing a prepubescent child.

The word you're looking for is prepubescent, Mr Pedophile.

Yes, your pelvic structure widens... AFTER CHILDBIRTH. And apparently, minds narrow shortly after first breath, it seems.

No hips means she hasn't reached puberty , so eww

So having read the actual book, He is describing a giant spider monster who has taken the form of an anime girl. The description is there to tell you this is how a monster see's the stereotype and gets it weird and wrong as is intentionally creepy.

How does one become an erotica editor? Asking for me.

Jazz cafe is what I'll be calling it from now on.

Omg that might be my new favorite! Surpassing "meat wrinkle"

at this point, anything can be used as a euphenism, I take it? Pulsating Pizza Parlour? Quivering Coca Cola? .... ok kill me

Ah, Joy is an amazing person, but she's seen a lot of things

They aren't testicles they dont withdraw or whatnot when we get in a cold pool 🤦‍♀️

Sometimes I get the ol' Sad Boob Syndrome too. I have to coax them back out with chocolate and compliments