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If there’s one universal language that can speak to any emotion or situation, it’s the digital phenomenon we call the meme. These tightly-packaged chunks of information allow us to share a laugh, shed a tear, and generally feel less alone in this vast world. They are a great teacher of how life is never a black and white journey — but rather a bittersweet adventure that inspires the painfully spot-on and absurdly funny jokes we all appreciate.
Today, we’re diving deep into these internet tidbits that mess with our psyches and play with feelings on opposite spectrums. So allow us to introduce you to the 'Mad Sad Not Good' Instagram account. This social media project dedicated to "bringing you the saddest memes in town" is bound to crack a smile and leave you feeling pretty blue all at the same time.
Below, we wrapped up a collection of posts proving that sadness is a perfectly natural part of life that also deserves to be put in the spotlight. So continue scrolling to check them out, and don't miss the chat we had about sadness with clinical psychologist Joshua Klapow, Ph.D. Then be sure to upvote the memes you could easily relate to, and let us know what you think in the comments!
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#1
Final score:
575points
Catherine 3 years ago
The amount of drunk guys I've been accosted by is disturbing. The amount of deep, soul connecting conversations about life and our place in the universe I've had with high guys are honestly some of the best moments of my life :)
Marie Dahme 3 years ago
Absolutely this. Reminds me of me and my fiancé. The man smoked a bowl three times a day, everyday for 50 years.
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François Carré 3 years ago
Upvote this please... Maybe the answer is that a drug which makes people dumb is convenient for a mass control system, while a drug which makes you ponder and question everything is not.
Catherine 3 years ago
As soon as I wrote my answer above I connected those dots like ohhhh that makes sense! Those in charge would much rather have us dumb and divided rather than aware and connected.
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funkybluegirl 3 years ago
100% While vacationing in the Netherlands, my experience in "marijuana cafes", was so starkly different than alcohol bars. It was so chill, actually more like a cafe than a bar. I could go on a rant on alcohol vs marijuana, but instead, I'll stop.
Carol Emory 3 years ago
When you're drunk, you feel like throwing up and passing out. When you're high, you get the munchies and feel like hugging everyone.
SageHare37 3 years ago
To quote my spouse (who does NOT support impaired driving) "A drunk driver will run a stop sign. A stoned driver will stop and wait for the sign to turn green."
Load More Replies... Ciara Ann Stone 3 years ago
All y'all out here having high philosophy discussions while I was listening to a friend take a deep dive into conspiracy theories and the Illuminati. Then he'd stop mid sentence, forget what he was talking about, then starts over from the beginning. Meanwhile I'm curled up on the couch thinking that every time someone laughed, they were laughing at me for being silent. And then we'd get waffle house at 3:30 am. Seriously had some of the stupidest conversations in my life. Good times ;)
Eat Dirt Crow 3 years ago
It's all about money and control. The fact that liquor stores were considered essential during lockdowns should be a clue. Hemp would have been too much competition for cotton so the cotton farmers lobbied to make it illegal.
K Y 3 years ago
Liquor stores ARE essential, you cannot force alcoholics to stop drinking cold turkey, they'll die.
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Anya Beboop 3 years ago
I really haven't. I have a friend that is having a serious problem with alcohol but he's fine when he's high.
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#2
Final score:
574points
SaraJune 3 years ago
And it hurts. Yesterday I literally said: Born in 1992? And they made him director at only twenty?
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Ciara Ann Stone 3 years ago
I think of people born in the year 2000-2005 are still children. Like literal 5 year olds. Was confused about the reason the cashier barely glanced at my ID when I was buying alcohol so I asked how'd she check it that quickly and her reply was"oh I just saw the start of your birth year was 19 and not 20" and holy s**t did that f**k my brain up driving home. I had an existential crisis over the fact that ppl born in the year 2000, can legally drink now in the US
Carole 3 years ago
Same, ever time someone tells me they were born in the 2000s I do a double take cause they're not toddlers.
Load More Replies... Marie Dahme 3 years ago
I feel this. Only I think the 90’s were just a couple of years ago not 30.
Sergio Bicerra 3 years ago
I have covid amnesia, like i talk about a bar i went and say 'yeah, went last year' and then realize i went a month before lockdown, and this happens to a lot of my memories.
RandomFrog(He/They️️) 3 years ago
I’m not at that age but when I say last year I still mean 2019
Glen Ellyn 3 years ago
I've learned to double my guesses. If I think it happened 4 years ago, I change it to say 8 years ago. 🙄
Dawn Marie 3 years ago
The 90's seem like yesterday, but now my daughter is 29. What happened?
#3
Alice In_Hell 3 years ago
Bullying needs to stop. I cant believe AFTER ALL THESE MANY MANY YEARS this c**p still goes on! Gah! This makes me so angry.
robin aldrich 3 years ago
Exactly! At best I'm "funny looking"... both of my parents were "funny looking"...what are the odds that I would turn out anything else?
When the internet is awash with content to make us feel better, from cute cat videos to wholesome memes to inspirational quotes, it seems like real emotions and real struggles of life often get pushed to the sidelines.
But the 'Mad Sad Not Good' is here to shed light on our emotional side and make our little sad selves feel understood. Although the account still seems to be growing, as it has amassed over 17k followers on the platform, it’s truly a refreshing outlet that allows us to experience sadness, and even helps to laugh it away.
#4
Final score:
547points
StrangeOne 3 years ago
Without supervision. I want to hear truths. But that's what employee reviews are for, too.
Lacia Lew 3 years ago
I feel this to the bottom of my soul. Was a fresh graduate. Was asked for 3years work experience. Answered "does part time barista count?" Was not received well. After two years of no job and dwindling savings, returned to the old cafe as full time barista. Now I am the owner after the old owner retired.
mrsmir 3 years ago
My mouth popped open at the last sentence. Good on you!!!!!! I’ve never been proud of a stranger before! Lol x
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April Caron 3 years ago
I have seriously done something akin to this! I had an employer (I’m a teacher) ask me why I wanted to work there. I told them, “I applied because I thought I’d be a good fit for the job, but you’ll have to tell me why I’d want to work here. How is this school better than the one I’m currently at?”
Sally Close 3 years ago
That is actually a brilliant idea and we should insist on talking to employees
Michael Largey 3 years ago
Most especially the employee you're replacing. You need to know why they're leaving (and other stuff too).
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the Return of Bruno 3 years ago (edited)
DO THIS! Seriously. Also, interviewing is like dating: if you lie about yourself to close the deal, you're going to dislike the relationship. And don't get into a relationship ONLY because they're willing to have you. Job interviews should be two-way streets. You need to be asking, "is this job right for me?" And if it IS right for you, the fact that you asked questions that reveal that it is right for you will make the employer remember you and know that it's it a good fit. (Yes, I understand that sometimes you're just desperate for work.)
Sergio Bicerra 3 years ago
I friend of mine in my same line of work asked me how things were going in my job: It's great, lots of fun, weird work hours but fine by me. Him: oh, great, cause I was offered a position there and...' Me: DON'T!
DKS 001 3 years ago
I look up a company's employee reviews before even applying. Are they going to be more miserable than the job I'm already thinking of leaving? Yes? No application. No interview. if they're okay, then I give them the best references I have. Not like they're going to contact them or anything ...
#6
Final score:
530points
Michael Largey 3 years ago
A pessimist thinks the world's as bad as it can possibly get. An optimist hopes the pessimist is right.
AVGucky 3 years ago
I really like this! But there's a huge difference between pessimism and depression. I wouldn't say this if only I knew that it wasn't still necessary to explain it. Don't mean you in person. But sadly, still too many people think that people can cure depression all by themselves if only they'd "just look at things more positively" or anything similar. It's not "just thinking too much", it's not sadness, it's not cured by just laughing a bit more or going out more. It's not making anything better to get told that "some people are worse off" - the opposite. Depression is a real disease, and it's very sad that this still needs to be pointed out. Same with anxiety. I don't know how often I have to hear the advice "just gather some courage!" If it was that easy, many people would just avoid to suffer horrible panic attacks which sometimes are so bad like the breathlessness could be deadly this time.
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
The other day I told my mother "You know, when we were having that conversation last week I almost said 'if the last few years have taught me anything it's that there's no point in hoping for things', and I thought that was really sad". And she said, quite matter of factly, "Oh, that's how we all feel these days."
Remi (He/Him) 3 years ago
Making plans these days seems more like daydreaming than actual concrete plans of years before, too
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Max M 3 years ago
Just stop watching news. Stop using social medias and get outside everyday. Then the world is decent again. We can't handle the constant reminder that people on the other side the globe is starving andstuff like that. Or justwatch news once every week
Carol Emory 3 years ago
I was in a meeting about Philanthropy as it related to the Boys & Girls Club. This young man was talking about how he was an avid activist wanting to change the opportunities for all youth as it relates to education. He said he is often approached by older politicians and leaders and asked "You appear upset. Why are you so angry about this?" He responded "Why aren't you? You should be equally angry about the state of education and the access to it." A 19 year old guy just opened my eyes up to how to prevent people from shutting you down when you know there is a problem that needs correcting.
Mario Strada 3 years ago
It's the world. Look around. We are close to lose our democracy (in the US, but other countries are also not doing well),people fabricate their own truths, shoot each other and we are inches from nuclear war. Either you live under a rock or you cannot help being depressed.
Emotions have a strong influence on our daily lives and life in general. It’s easy to say that sadness feels bad, and happiness feels good, but our inner world is so much more complicated than that. So to gain more insight on the topic, we reached out to Joshua Klapow, Ph.D., a clinical psychologist, performance coach, and creator of Mental Drive. Klapow works with individuals and organizations across the globe to help them improve productivity, health, and achieve their goals.
Being the founder of a psychological well-being initiative that helps people access the best-in-class psychological tools to live healthier, more fulfilled, and successful lives, he was more than happy to share insights on the matter.
#7
UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago
The times I’ve awakened feeling refreshed and not at all groggy or depressed: one morning in the summer of 1985, and the morning after my 47th birthday in 2018. That’s it. I know these two dates because the feeling was amazing and unusual.
Qadgop the Mercotan 3 years ago
I am now retired after 40+ years practicing medicine. This now describes my life. It's about time.
#8
Final score:
503points
a fruity dream of delusion 3 years ago
very much so yes, happens even with my own family.
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Stosh S 3 years ago
Yes, which is why my anxiety makes sure I pay attention to every person in the group at all times. I may miss stuff in the conversation but I always catch that person trying to say something and specifically ask them by name what they were trying to say. Be that friend too.
Dione Verba 3 years ago
You are a wonderful person and the world needs more people like you! Thank you! 💜
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 3 years ago
Try holding the room's attention when you're teaching the Law of Cosines to a class of fifteen-year-olds. But it's their decision. I once interrupted a student's reverie with a question, and he looked around and asked, "Er, what page are we on?" "The same page you'll be on this time next year" was my reply.
Jessica Marino 3 years ago
This and the post above go hand in hand for me, except that instead of very quiet, I tend to be very loud unintentionally, because I know I will be cut off anyway.
Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks 3 years ago
And then when you look offended they try and force you to finish the story. Like btch i dont fcking want to now
#9
Final score:
502points
AuCid0 3 years ago
Yeah, Like You're Supposed To Be Actually HELPING Me?? ? You're Basically ME. Ya Stupid Pink Soggy Walnut😒
Michelle Thiel 3 years ago (edited)
"Ya Stupid Pink Soggy Walnut" is my new favorite phrase
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 3 years ago
"If you examine your mind with your mind, how can you avoid confusion?" - Zen saying
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Brain: *whisper whisper* Me: "No, that's a terrible idea which would get us in a lot of trouble. Stop it."
AspieGirl88 3 years ago
Ugh. So relatable. When you want to read/watch a movie/play a game, but your brain is like “meh, can’t be bothered with that sh*t” & you end up just staring at the wall for long periods, wondering why your traitorous mind won’t let you do anything. 😔
Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
I'd just be having a good day then randomly remember that one time my friend almost committed it🙃
Klapow explained to Bored Panda that sadness is a universal human experience. This emotional state is often characterized by feelings of unhappiness and low mood. And although it’s simply a normal part of life, many people tend to hide their gloomy feelings. But whether it’s out of fear of coming across as melancholic, vulnerable, or simply wanting to experience our emotions in solitude, the psychologists stressed that "we can’t avoid it and it shouldn’t be avoided."
"Sadness is an emotion like any other," he added. "It is a signal that something is not what we desire." This emotional state is usually temporary and transitory, and it naturally occurs when we go through life’s inevitable ups and downs. "Sadness is not an emotion to be feared. It is an emotion to be experienced," Klapow said, adding that without sadness we’d have no comparison for what happiness is.
#10
Final score:
471points
a fruity dream of delusion 3 years ago
it’s like how, yes, money cannot buy outright happiness, but boy does it sure relieve a lot of stress and anxiety.
M Kawai 3 years ago
Let me offer myself to be the first test subject to study if that saying is actually true. I will document and give you my objective results.
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Michael Largey 3 years ago
Morale shot up at my school when the principal announced that he was taking a job elsewhere. It stayed up, too.
Firstname Lastname 3 years ago
Properly staff the store so I don't feel like I need to divide myself into four people to catch up.
ohjojo (you/your's) 3 years ago
Have a reasonable expectations that I have a life outside of work
robin aldrich 3 years ago
AND lessen my workload... Employers seem willing to add to the workload calling it cross training while not even adding compensation
#11
Final score:
457points
Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
I took a nap earlier and woke up for my cat's happy whiskers in my face. Made my day🥰
RyanRyanRyan 3 years ago
Taking a nap is the worst thing to do for depression. I spent months sleeping from Friday after work till Sunday morning when my custody time started. Smoke some weed and watch a Disney movie instead. Much better..
any rei 3 years ago (edited)
This is plain wrong. Those naps are "giving in" to depression. Activity and daily structure is the best way to fight depression. Activity leads to you feeling better at the end of day and tired enough to sleep. Sleep that brings actually rest, so you have more energy the next day.
Missy Corron 3 years ago
Yea. Just don't BE depressed! How's that work???
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#12
Brendan 3 years ago
The number of times people have said that to me! I still don't know what they expect me to reply with.
Michael Largey 3 years ago
If you're told that you're quiet, reply "Yes, it keeps me from being rude and making personal remarks." The subject won't come up again.
Carol Emory 3 years ago
I watch videos of parents trying to get babies to say their first words, then trying to get them shut up as toddlers/pre-teens. Is it a wonder teens become quiet, distant and aloof when dealing with their parents.
Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
I used to talk a lot but everyone ignored me all the time and yelled at me for it so I spent years virtually mute at school and it's hard trying to open back up
While many people fear that a persistent and longer-lasting drop in their mood may turn them into pessimistic people who ruminate negatively about the past, present, and future, Klapow assured that sadness in no way has to lead to pessimism. "In fact, some of the most optimistic people experience sadness all the time," he added. "Sadness is an emotion; it is part of our experience and is a signal that we are feeling."
The clinical psychologist added that pessimistic people often are not sad: "They spend so much time seeing the negative side of life that they never move to happiness. They essentially stay neither sad nor happy, but simply in the negative."
#13
Final score:
447points
Alessa Gillespie 3 years ago
When you went on vacation you were unavailable and unreachable. I'm in Edinburgh Brenda, I don't need to see the effing salad you had for lunch, thank you
Catherine 3 years ago
We were kings living "off grid" without the entire world's knowledge at our fingertips. My brain didn't need to know how old George Washington was when he died. And now? I'm a slave entranced by the instant gratification of answers.
XenoMurph 3 years ago
I know, the great pub argument has been ruined by instant access to the answers. "Yes the girl from Buffy WAS the same as the one from "How I met Your Mother", do you want her birthdate as well?".... "Oh, ok, sigh!".... silence.
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Izzy Curer 3 years ago (edited)
True, but now we can speak to someone on the other side of the world instantaneously without moving our mouths. Sometimes we don't even use words, just funny pictures of bread that contain an entire conversation in itself. Telepathy is a pretty neat super power, too.
Missy Corron 3 years ago
PS teaching my teens to drive and realizing they have no idea where they are in the town they have lived for their whole lives!!! One got lost within 2 miles of home because her phone died! Seriously.... by the time I learned to drive I knew every short cut, scenic route and long way back because I'd walked it for years!!!!
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
My daughter was annoyed when I insisted she keep a provincial map in the pocket behind the passenger seat. Guess who had to use it when her phone died? Sometimes Old School works for a reason.
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Star Anäis 3 years ago
The day I deleted all my social media, I felt like a god. Silence is golden.
Joy 3 years ago
I never understood the need to plaster your life publicly online. Seemed to me people were and are putting their lives literally on the line. Folk you don't know 'following' you and helping to create an addiction to public gratification?! Please. For me it would be the equivalent of plastering lamp-posts with daily "...and this is what I did!!!" Who would want or need to know? Share insights, news, breakthroughs, help, support, encouragement and wonder? Yes. But a photo of me in my bra and pants?? Anyone needing to see that apart from my fella would be a big old 🚩
Load More Replies... Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago
Ok but I've met some of the best people ik online and they've helped me so much- modern times aren't all bad yk
Alice In_Hell 3 years ago (edited)
Is this when there was no internet and we still had landline phones?? And when people actually showed up unannounced to visit.....people actually didnt mind that back in they day....Oh, those were the good old days...
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
Believe me, my mother did indeed mind very much that one of her brothers and his wife used to show up unannounced in the "good old days", usually when we were in the middle of harvesting or butchering, nobody had time and everything looked a mess...
Load More Replies... Missy Corron 3 years ago
Sure feels that way now. Every so often I leave ALL electronics at home and (whut???) leave without them!! Pissed off people but pups really love it!!!!
Debby Keir 3 years ago
In the 50's and 60's in the UK, the BBC radio would have a section in the news 'Has anybody seen Mr (name) believed to be on holiday in the Yorkshire area, and ask him to phone home/local police/a relative. You always knew when you heard that, that something awful had happened.
XenoMurph 3 years ago
Mr (name) was listening to the world service in Costa Brava, smiling because he no longer has to put up with now ex Shirley and her drinking.
Load More Replies... Quentin ingulfumble 3 years ago
still living that dream right here. anonymous on the internet, not on social media, the bosses know that outside of work hours my phone is off and if the boys want me to come out an play they either knock on the door or ask the mrs. life can still be good if you reject large chunks of modern society!
#14
Final score:
446points
Persephone 3 years ago
Omg I feel this to my core... It's nice to have your point of view heard and understood or considered; and, talking to people about it, is a sign of a desire for trust. I'm never looking for an argument... but you should be able to speak openly with those you trust and be understood.
funkybluegirl 3 years ago
I wish I understood this 15 years ago; maybe my marriage could have ended reasonably and less painfully.
Rahul Pawa 3 years ago (edited)
Explanations are unnecessary. People don't need to understand why I do what I do. Anyone asking for an explanation is usually trying to start an argument. Edit: I mean "why" questions.
4th Account 3 years ago
"sir what's in the bag" "nothing stop trying to start an argument"
Load More Replies... Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
I for real had someone ask me "why don't you just move out" bruh- I'm a minor-
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me: "hello parents, can I move out?" them: "no why you're a minor" me: "this" *shows them* Them: "stop arguing with us" me: "exactly why"
#15
Final score:
438points
Haywood Jablome 3 years ago
I wear my brown/orange plaid pajama pants with a black sweater over a collar shirt. I look even fly-er then Hey Arnold
devotedtodreams 3 years ago
If I dared to, I could actually wear some pretty pajamas that are too warm to wear when I'm sleeping (as in, pretty much any long-sleeved/long-legged cotton PJs)! :-D (I remember going to a friend's pajama party once, and I totally rode the train and bus there already dressed in my PJs. It felt awesome!)
When we experience these complex emotions, we may feel inclined to just push through them and wait until they pass. But in some instances, Klapow said, sadness can be scary. "It can make us feel isolated or as if the emotion we are experiencing is uniquely ours."
That’s why so many people turn online to share their experiences and know they are not alone. "Seeking out others who feel the same is supportive and validating," the creator of Mental Drive noted. "As well, sometimes we want to be sad, but our own defense mechanism stands in the way. Much like looking for a sad song, when we are sad and want to fully experience the emotion, we will seek out those cues that help move it along so that we can experience and move forward."
#16
Final score:
436points
Bobby 3 years ago
I recently learned that a lot of universities, Harvard included, have free online classes. You need to pay for the certificate but the lectures and practice assignments are free. Harvard and MIT have some great math and computer science courses for free out there. Check out platforms like coursera and edx
Debby Keir 3 years ago
I also got into the Cabinet Office - I'll let you know when I can post bail.
rodger coghlan 3 years ago
An acquaintance was always talking about going to Harvard but when you pay attention to what she is actually saying is "I screwed some Harvard boys in their dorm"
#17
Final score:
432points
Fester Sixonesixonethree 3 years ago
A roomy well-furnished apartment in Paris, a cook / housekeeper, and an Bösendorfer model 200 piano.
#18
Final score:
407points
Kristal 3 years ago
This doesn't work for me :( When I'm depressed sometimes I dream depressed too
Load More Replies... Catherine 3 years ago
Oh sweet, sweet oblivion of daytime naps, you are my only solace. And cinnamon rolls, you guys are pretty cool too.
Alice In_Hell 3 years ago
I try to nap but it never works..every tiny little noise jolts my nerves (my dog breathes, the wind blows) so I never stay asleep for longer than a few minutes. Doesnt stop me from trying...one day it will happen!
Load More Replies... 4th Account 3 years ago
Turn your depression into profit. If you sleep through breakfast then you won't need it.
pineapple87 3 years ago
I wish my depression looked like this. I have three version where you don't sleep because you're replaying all the mistakes you've ever made.
any rei 3 years ago
I don't know why people glorify depression in this day of age. So many wear depression like a badge of honour. It's an illness. A shitty one. And I'm glad people are talking about it but also sad with how many people accept this as a dead end and non treatable state. You can fight depression. It's hard and requires a lot of hard work but at the end of it you're a much stronger person.
To anyone feeling sad or blue, it may feel like this emotion is beginning to dominate all aspects of your life. But Klapow wanted to remind you that you have a choice: "Do you want to dive deeper or is it time to pull out and up?" According to him, depending on the situation and what you are experiencing, this can be easier or more difficult.
"If you feel that you need to and want to experience sadness, do it. Go all in," he added. Remember that most emotional experiences last a relatively short time, and gloomy moods should fade away over time. "Think about what is making you sad, read posts, listen to music. Work through the full experience of sadness."
#19
Final score:
400points
Miss Tiqa 3 years ago
Saying you need therapy without saying you need therapy: Putting random half naked p*rn like pictures of yourself on the internet for every weirdo stranger to see.
Alice In_Hell 3 years ago
Seriously...maybe it's just me, though I know its not...but when I see girls/women doing this, I feel sorry for them..low self esteem and needing to get their self worth this way.
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Hypoxia Smurf 3 years ago
I only shake guitars to retrieve any flatpicks that fell inside. Shaken, not stirred.
#20
Amy Chirman 3 years ago
And I just don't give a F about any of the Kardashians. People, get a life!
L 3 years ago
I'm ok with being indignant over most Kardashian behavior. I have to wonder. . . what is the percentage of people who were outraged by that incident who knew that dress existed before the story came out. I'm sure it was tough on folks who had some historical connection but the average person? meh. There are so many things going on (Kardashian and non-Kardashian) that have negative impacts on people's daily lives, that seem more worthy of outrage to me.
Amy Taylor 3 years ago
For sure, but it just grossed me out that she even had access to it. That and it forced us all to be bombarded with more news about her. UGH.
Load More Replies... UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago
I want to slap every news outlet that publishes anything about her and her ilk. She is not news!
Lorrie Rothstein 3 years ago
I know Kim got famous because of the sex tape but why is she still famous?
Angie Wakefield 3 years ago
No offense but I really could not care less about any of the Kardashians.
lauralett50 3 years ago
Can't stand that whole Kartrashians/ Jenner bunch. And their products are WAY over priced.
#21
StrangeOne 3 years ago
I miss being able to strike up a conversation with people in public, or having someone come up to me to chit chat.
RyanRyanRyan 3 years ago
How about a dating app where we all go and sit quietly and read to ourselves. Maybe after a few weeks say hi. A few more weeks and maybe a sentence or two. Still there after a few months; i found my soulmate.
"If you don’t want to be in that state, then work to pull out. Surround yourself with people and cues that make you happy," Klapow added. After all, there are definitely moments when you can laugh or be comforted by your loved ones. Allow the sadness to move to the background by talking about it, crying, venting, exercising, or trying out other methods of releasing your feelings. "Sadness is an emotion. Sometimes it’s the right time, sometimes it’s not. But it is always ok to be sad," Klapow concluded.
#22
Final score:
385points
Alice In_Hell 3 years ago
She only wants $1,000,000..for singing TWO songs..in Toronto, Canada. This was in 2016.
Red Wyvern Emperor 3 years ago
If someone ever said all they want for christmas was me, I would send them to the eye doctor, followed by psychiatrist, because life is never so bad to be THAT desperate.
#23
Final score:
376points
🧜️Mermaid098 3 years ago
and then you think about it at three am when you are trying to sleep
#24
Final score:
365points
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
I had a dream in which the government gave everyone an "Entertainment Cube" - basically a six-sided giant TV with free 24 hour entertainment, which was mandatory to own and use. Trying to damage it could get you arrested. Next day I told a friend about the dream and she said "Of course, in real life everyone would be falling over themselves to get an Entertainment Cube."
Amy 3 years ago
So unrealistic... It will obviously be called the Prime Cube. /s
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#25
Final score:
361points
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
It's pretty astonishing just how adaptable us humans are. Up to a point, anyway.
Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
The song I'm listening to just said "I just need to let it go"
Leslie Donsen 3 years ago
Marvel movies = using comic books as a movie script just spotlights the serious lack of writing talent in Hollywood.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago
Because people like what they like
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358points
#27
Ciara Ann Stone 3 years ago
I think you're legally required to burn your phone to a crisp, chuck it off a bridge into the ocean and then inject bleach directly into the brain. Only then will you not randomly think of this and simultaneously cringe, gag, and shudder while considering a lobotomy. Because you know she pictured it in her mind for a second accidentally. Bleghhh
Camilla Koutsos 3 years ago
He's waited his whole like to make that joke. Support his ambitions!
#28
Final score:
343points
Rahul Pawa 3 years ago
I feel this too. I remember thinking I was fat in high school. Now when I see pics of me from back then I think, "I was actually kinda scrawny". I guess they call that body dysmorphia.
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
Yeah, it really sucks to look back on photos from your 20s and realize you actually looked normal. Not fat and ugly, not skinny with bones sticking out everywhere, not even drop-dead gorgeous, just normal. Oh, the time I wasted crying myself to sleep or just hiding away from the world thinking I was enormous.
Amy Taylor 3 years ago
I wasted so much time picking myself apart when I was young. I wish I could go find my younger self and give her a hug and tell her not to worry about all of that superficial c**p.
Superninjatiger 3 years ago
I sometimes hate looking at old pictures of myself, seeing this really beautiful girl that I knew couldn't stand seeing herself in the mirror.
#29
Final score:
325points
DC 3 years ago
... and these things have huge space in them ... and some 400 horsepower throwing them along the streets...
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Empresslockness 3 years ago
A public earth plane. I also like to think of air planes as sky busses.
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RandomFrog(He/They️️) 3 years ago
Hey fun fact: that rack in the front is for bikes. There’s a really good tutorial on TikTok but I can’t find it rn. It’s really cool. Before you hop in pop ur bike in then while ur getting off let the driver know ur getting the bike so they don’t run u over lol.
#30
Ciara Ann Stone 3 years ago
In his defense, that is the best feeling in the world, waking up about to get ready to go then you see you've got 4 hours left before you actually have to get up
Mika N 3 years ago
It is if you're like my husband who *always* falls asleep or back asleep within 2 minutes, and not like me where it's a wild guessing game of 30 minutes to 2 hours 😐
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Tyler 3 years ago
one of my cats meows repatedly right in my face in the middle of the night and if I ignore her, she starts licking me. but if I close the door then the cats scratch to be let in which is just as disturbing
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Persephone 3 years ago
No way I could do this now... anxiety for the rest of the night and no sleep!!
Alessa Gillespie 3 years ago
I used to do this a long time ago. I had completely forgotten about it until I read this post. This was when going back to sleep was super easy so I was probably in my teens
Ara Noguera 3 years ago
I get excited too when I fall asleep on the couch and realise I can go to bed and continue sleeping.
Alice In_Hell 3 years ago
I do this too..except by the time I hightail my a*s to bed, I'm wide awake.
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Justme 3 years ago (edited)
I totally do this, but only 45 min before I actually have to get up. First alarm is 2:45am, second alarm is 3:30am.
Panda-riffic 3 years ago
You are already getting up at such an early oddball hour, why would you want to cut into your sleep time? (and what time do you go to bed?). :-O
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Final score:
314points
Hill Branda 3 years ago
To be fair, when you're THAT f**king cute, you are allowed to be narcissistic. Besides, your only job is getting hugged and being cute.
Little but Fierce 3 years ago
How dare you that's actually an image of his father who was MURDERED and STUFFED to provide amusement for a child.
Lady of the Mountains 3 years ago
We wear celebrities on our shirts, what if tgats a celebrity for bears
#32
Final score:
312points
4th Account 3 years ago
Its actually looking nitrogen which isn't available in it's swampy soil
Izzy Curer 3 years ago
Isn't it nitrogen that it needs, not sunlight? I know they typically live in boggy, poor quality soil.
#33
Final score:
307points
OmBoyGanesh 3 years ago
Why would a professor, assuming some sort of secondary schooling, tell a grown a*s woman she can’t have a beverage in class? Clearly this isn’t a preschool or kindergarten setting.
Dianne Dean 3 years ago
I was late to a lecture once because there was free candy floss in the cafe. I walked in, handed the second free fairy floss to the lecturer and sat down. He said nothing about I, I said nothing about it, and we both ate our fairy floss throughout the lecture
Joe Reaves 3 years ago
If I'm old enough to obtain iced coffee for myself I'm old enough to be trusted to drink it in class.
cloudykook 3 years ago
it's...iced coffee. you can get it when you're 5 years old
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tw 72 3 years ago
A couple thoughts: 1) The prof rules the classroom, not the students. If this was a required class, she might have just horked her GPA over a cup of coffee. 2) If this is her response about who runs the place, she will have some harsh lessons if/when she ever gets a job. 3) She clearly is not paying her own tuition.
Panda-riffic 3 years ago
I thought these exact same things, but your third choice was my first thought. ;-)
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SabbeRubbish 3 years ago
Is that the girl who got into Harvard through the first floor window? Would make sense
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
I wish I'd done that with several of my classes. Unfortunately the profs don't show they're useless twerps until it's too late to switch.
#34
Final score:
306points
Mel The Axolotl 3 years ago
Hey adult, wanna hear a funny story? Im 15 and already doing that :)
#35
Final score:
305points
Isidien Gudmundsdottir 3 years ago
Saw this today: Nothing starts with an N and ends with a G!! Prove me wrong!
Zingalicious 3 years ago
Nag. Nothing.Nutmeg Nubbing Notifying Neezing Nudging Needing Niffing Narcotizing Nanjing Neighbouring Nothing Nimming Neighboring Netting Nesting Narcing Nitpicking Non-Living Nutting Neutralizing Nonspeaking
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#36
funkybluegirl 3 years ago
I've seen this post many times. Having worked in customer service (in the past) for many years, my guess is that the customer was, probably, the b***h yesterday and was in a better mood today, when she called back.
StrangeOne 3 years ago (edited)
And could be the agent's tone was nicer, too. People tend to respond to the tone no matter what they're going through. If I'm going through a hard time with something and I call in for help, if I get someone who clearly sounds like I'm the one being a nuisance to them then that starts me up wanting to defend myself. It snowballs from there. If an agent is being patient and speaking to me in a positive tone then that makes me feel reassured I can explain what the problem is and I'll be heard, and will get it fixed in no time. Sometimes I start out frustrated and angry. Not towards the agent, but the issue or the company as a whole. If an agent is capable of not allowing my bad mood affect their contentment it calms me down better than them telling me to calm down.
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#37
Final score:
303points
Billie Templeton 3 years ago
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle, I just wish that he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa
In too many fandoms 3 years ago
Yeah, like if it’s a cool email with a nice cat video it’s ok but then at the complete other end of the spectrum you have emails that are like scam that say you “you were robbed in your bank account, your grandma died, you are fired, your spouse is quitting you and an axe murderer that is your crazy ex is on their way to kill you. Click on this to make sure everything will be fixed.”
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Zack Podany 3 years ago (edited)
Clearly God made me too strong, which is why I've been saddled with all these additional handicaps.
#38
Final score:
277points
LinkTheHylian 3 years ago
I prefer roosters crowing at 5am compared to seeing Facebook status updates every 30 seconds.
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Satan Laughs 3 years ago
Chickens don’t scream. I’ve been around them my entire life. Am I missing something?
Hypoxia Smurf 3 years ago
I grew up nextdoor to grandpa's poultry farm, and I later lived with a chicken-raising commune. I know chickens all too well. Vicious brutes, they are, justly deserving to be devoured. Turkeys are similar but more ominous. Beware.
#39
Final score:
277points
LinkTheHylian 3 years ago
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor, but thou can curse the f****r to the lowest depths of Hell."
Lisa H 3 years ago
Why tf did I laugh so hard at this, I'm so going to Hell, see you guys there!
Lady of the Mountains 3 years ago
Some people need to love their neighbor as themselves, and some need to love themselves as their neighbor
Ione Decep 3 years ago
At that point they stop being a neighbor and become an enemy, at which point you're supposed to love them even MORE.
#40
Final score:
275points
Rahul Pawa 3 years ago
It was always a relief to know I wasn't the only one. Knowing that had a way of relieving the pressure.
Izzy Jeanette 3 years ago
felt this. all good and yay until u realise its one of those friends that lies about when they start :/
Load More Replies... LinkTheHylian 3 years ago
"Miss, would you blame me for something I haven't done?" "No, of course not." "Good. Because I haven't done my homework."
genevieve.delangie 3 years ago
one of my projects is due i’m 5 days and the teacher said “so who has started their projects?” two people raised their hand… two!!
||~Strawbxrry~|| 1 year ago
fr tho like every time I ask people and they say that it's just pure bliss
#41
Final score:
272points
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
No, because it was the early '80s and I looked fantastic in my white long-johns and tiger-emblazoned skin-tight cotton shirt that came to my knees. Topped off with safety pin earrings and a tow-truck chain and padlock around my waist. Honestly, this is the exact outfit I wore the day I met the man that would become my son's father. I wasn't a trendsetter, I was a trend killer, lol!
mrsmir 3 years ago
That’s so weird. I wore that *exact* outfit to work today!
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Mario Strada 3 years ago
That's the advantage of being a conservative dresser. I have had the same haircut since I left the military, wear pretty much the same style of clothes. Every picture of me looks like I belong and everyone else is terribly outdated. Of course, in the now I probably look like a dork, but wait a few years...
Jill Bussey 3 years ago
This is why I hate having my photo taken. I don't want any documentary proof.
rumple slunkskin 3 years ago
I have always looked a bit like a wizard trying to pass as a muggle but isn't fooling anyone
#42
Final score:
271points
funkybluegirl 3 years ago
lol Two types of people: those who need to plan that far ahead and those who are incapable of planning beyond the next few days. I feel you, brother.
Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago
Third one - Incapable of planning beyond next two hours ( and that is only when watching a movie) - me
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Reviewer UK01 3 years ago
I'm a freelance artist, so venues are booking years ahead but all they need to know is will you be there. It's perfectly normal for me to be asked if I'm free in 3 years then hear nothing for 2 years 9 months followed by a rush of promo stuff. It's terrifying.
Remi (He/Him) 3 years ago
The receptionist booking me a follow-up 6 months forward actually understood how humans work and asked "Do you know any times around then that won't work for you already?" Me being an half organized half disaster was grateful saying I dunno about anything else, but I know I'm busy on Wednesdays
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
Nope, I'm gonna be in bed with tylenol and raging toothache because I need it fixed NOW!
Performingyak 3 years ago
My standard answer is "meh, just put it in then and I'll talk yo rosters when the date is getting near" then forgetting to look at my calendar and having to reschedule.
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
My gyn always schedules checkups a whole year in advance - yeah sure, I am free next October, as far as I know today. Well, if I am still alive, that is. And living here. Aaaaand not on my period, of course.
#43
Final score:
264points
Izzy Curer 3 years ago (edited)
The only fruit and veg I trust are grapefruit and potatoes. Everything else has to be frozen. Edit: except onions. They're okay. I forgot they were a vegetable.
Ciara Ann Stone 3 years ago
Just realized I always thought onions were their own special and specific category of food
Load More Replies... Debby Keir 3 years ago
I know it's a joke, but don't just throw out your wilted veg - pop it into a casserole, or roast them on a tray bake. Us old 'uns still ahve a use you know.
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
"This is the God food, that which will empower you to live and lead a full, rich life. But consume it with haste, for it will spoil." |"Okay, but do you have anything that will keep?" | "Well, I have this canned gunk filled with enough artificial perservatives that it will make your ovaries throb." | "I'm a guy, I don't have ovaries." | "Yet."
#44
Final score:
261points
ohjojo (you/your's) 3 years ago
I have recently noticed that they will now give you the amount of calories that will occur if you eat the entire box. I appreciate their honesty.
Load More Replies... Ciara Ann Stone 3 years ago
They used to do this with potato chips, like bro I don't know a single person that only eats 10/15 potato chips and then puts it back in the pantry. Like wtf, you know we're all eating the whole thing at once
Vasana Phong 3 years ago
One time our market had a big sale on frozen food items, we had almost the whole counter full, it looks like we do not cook
Robert Trebor 3 years ago
Used to be, may still be, idk, Ramen packages = 2 1/2 servings. Where's the half person?
#45
Final score:
255points
Moya Satterwhite 3 years ago
That’s fine, I’m destroying my arteries with cheese and butter anyway.
Lupita Nyong'heaux 3 years ago (edited)
i wish it said how long you should wait after you wake up and how early you should stop before going to bed...
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
I just woke up and my neck hurts because my pillow isnt at the right angle for BP.
#46
StrangeOne 3 years ago
Sometimes I base my meals and snacking on the amount of dishes it will require.
Michael Largey 3 years ago
I base it on what clean dishes I have available (if any).
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Mario Strada 3 years ago
It was only one rock. Big but singular. Speaking of which, there is a part of this story everybody forgets to tell. Why is Sisyphus pushing the rock? Because if he reaches the top he can get out of Hades. Priorly, he cheated death 2 or 3 times, hence the punishment, but he is doing it willingly. He could just sit down and say "F this. I am done".
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#47
Final score:
232points
Krista 3 years ago
I've started going to work without eye makeup for the past month or so. I hear "wow you look tired" or "are you sick" at least once a day
Christina B 3 years ago
Had a neighbor ask me in the elevator the other day when i was going down to check mail if I had just woken up from a nap..."no Karen I did not, but thanks for the pep talk"
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K- THULU 3 years ago
For the validation of people saying" oh, you're not ugly" perhaps?
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KoalasAreBears 3 years ago
I actually had a coworker try to argue with me because I have hereditary dark circles and decided that day that i wouldnt wear concealer. This coworker was adament I was tired or had a black eye. Yup this is my life.
Frankthetank 3 years ago
Yep, whenever I get those comments, I just shrug and say thanks dad, can't help genetics. I had a client refuse to work with me because I was "too tired."
Valerie G. 3 years ago
Might be a good idea to go without your eye makeup the day before you plan on calling in sick.
Sally Close 3 years ago
You are gorgeous and not ugly in any way shape or form. Embrace how stunning and free you are without all the fakeness!!!
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
When I was young I just hated it when several guys at work would ask me if I was okay because I was so pale. I couldnt tell them no, I started my period and I'm dying every month. Guys, don't comment on a woman's appearance. She might bite your head off and stomp on it. With both feet. And heels.
#48
Reviewer UK01 3 years ago (edited)
Me yesterday: thinking 2003 was practically yesterday, then looking over at my teenage child who wasn't alive
Shannon Matthews 3 years ago
My daughter was born in 2003. Best day ever!
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love u 3 years ago
OH I WAS SUPER CONFUSED BUT YOU HAVE YOUR PERMIT RIGHT
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LuckyL 3 years ago
Why are you on the internet, you can't be older than 3 right now!
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Amy Taylor 3 years ago
LOL that's the year my daughter was born... She's my daily reminder that it was 15 years ago.lol
#49
Final score:
180points
TheHalloweenTeen 3 years ago
I'm a mutt- Irish and stuff on my mum's side and Hispanic and Pueblo on my dad's. I'm the result of mixing coffee and creamer, basically.
Slim Bluesbender 3 years ago
If i was a dog I’d be a German Shepard/Scottish Terrier mix; as a cat I’m a striped brown one.
cinq13 3 years ago
Lol, cuz, cats! Amirite!? That's as descriptive as they come lol
Load More Replies... Amy Taylor 3 years ago
I did a DNA test and was actually kind of disappointed that I'm only 2 things split right down the center. BORING!!! lol
Saara-Elina Kaukiainen 3 years ago (edited)
I did one too. I'm Scandinavian with a touch of Inuit. I really don't know what I expected since the genepool up here is really narrow. 😅
Load More Replies... Makajha Banjjjak 3 years ago
How are US ppl not able to point any country on the map, but can name each grandparent's nationality and pretend it's theirs?
XenoMurph 3 years ago
More orange, also the whole race thing just divides us. Time to phase it out.
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Okatango 3 years ago
Is this a conversation between 12 year-olds? Someone please tell me that neither teenagers nor full adults ask to see someone's anatomy like this.
Timothy Jamelli 3 years ago
I wish I could put your mind at ease, Okatango, but yes even 70yr old people ask this
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Narwhal Blast 3 years ago
Is their brain ok? Can I see? Just to check on it and make sure the brain is ok?
#51
Final score:
96points
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
Perfect response, love his sense of humour! But he should very much dodge that bullet right there...
iseefractals 3 years ago
Look back over the past 5 years or so, playing coy isn't gonna work anymore.
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RoanTheMad 3 years ago (edited)
This is a woman talking to a man about his "size" e_e we don't need more asexuals (though if you are that's ofc fine), we just need less shallow people.
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Final score:
95points
#53
Final score:
89points
L 3 years ago
I really tried hard to make this go to the tune of "particle man". Took me almost 5 minutes of scrolling to realize why I was humming the spiderman theme song.
TheHalloweenTeen 3 years ago
I read this to the tune of 'where did you come from where did you go' for no reason whatsoever. Btw it's a country jig.
#54
Final score:
88points
funkybluegirl 3 years ago
That's f*****g amazing. I really hope it's true and not just a sad, but funny meme.
Anna Nowak 3 years ago
Or you know, he could have posted it later. That option exists.
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#55
Final score:
84points
#56
Final score:
82points
iseefractals 3 years ago
It was all the way back in the 90's when we started hearing about how we had to prevent crossing the 400ppm Co2 thresh hold. We surpassed it in 2011. Since then we've been told we need to do everything in our power to keep warming below 1.5c which meant cleaning up our act before 2050....well it's 2022, we're on track to hit 2.5c by 2030-35. All the climate modeling done in mid 2020 attempting to predict what weather patterns and environmental conditions would be like in 2050....we're proven correct when they all started happening THIS YEAR. Yet the thing that people seem to really be concerned with is placing blame. "It's not me! The top 100 companies are responsible for 70% of emissions! They need to fix it!" Despite the study including all of china, and attributing all the emissions from burning fossil fuels, to the companies that extract them instead of the individuals actually consuming them. So what i'm saying is, stop hyperventilating. It's like crying while your house flood
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Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
I'm fine with that. I'm not ready for gas prices, driving, or bills....
#57
Final score:
81points
#59
Final score:
78points
a fruity dream of delusion 3 years ago
bruh this- i almost drowned in a wave pool this summer and f*cking apologized to the lifeguard when he had to jump in and get me out.. :l my cousins laughed once we had recovered from the shock
Evan Wills 3 years ago
Reminds me of Ian Fleming's (creator of the James Bond book series) last words. He was dying of heart failure and the last thing he said was an apology to the ambulance drivers; "Sorry to trouble you, chaps. I don't know how you get along so fast with the traffic these days."
Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
Bro I apologize for EVERYTHING. I apologized when my mom broke a glass yesterday I heard a crash and ran down the stairs practically SCREAMING sorry. And the fact this scenario actually happened because I wasn't even drowning? I was perfectly fine and just got tacked by a lifeguard. My head wasn't underwater or anything, until I got jumped
Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
The whistle still brings terror into my heart-
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#60
Final score:
77points
funkybluegirl 3 years ago
Yes. I have never understood how that sort of thing could be considered fun and/or funny... By anyone.
#61
Final score:
76points
Eat Dirt Crow 3 years ago
Have you ever tried to have breakfast in bed? It's cumbersome, awkward and you're constantly concerned about spilling food. Not to mention if someone wakes you up with breakfast in bed, like, can you hold that tray awkwardly while I go to the bathroom first?
Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago
I know I know!!! Like it's cute when someone surprises you and all but let me brush first 🥴 Not saying that someone is gonna make me breakfast in bed 😐
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#62
Final score:
74points
#63
Final score:
74points
Rae Black 3 years ago
Is this me? Do I have a dual personality posting here?
Load More Replies... Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Definitely not; she's lazy and irresponsible and an antisocial grouch.
Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
They procrastinate until the last five seconds. They did their math homework in the last 2 minutes before the bell rang on Friday
#64
Final score:
74points
Marissa Taylor 3 years ago
that is funn and sad at the same time .-. have an upvote and have a blessed day ^^
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#65
Bobby 3 years ago
Huh, never thought of that. My grown niece is 5'0" and everyone always told her she was so cute. Her older brother is only 3 inches taller and people always commented to him on how short he was and that must suck. Niece is a happy bubbly person and nephew is a constantly angry misanthrope. It seems obvious when I say it out loud but I never thought of it like that
funkybluegirl 3 years ago
Short boy aggression exists. Too bad. I dig short boys. 😉 ... and tall boys. ... and average height boys. 🙋
Two thousand bones 3 years ago
I am mocked by my average height. Too short to reach the high shelf, too tall to fit into small spaces. I keep telling myself I'm just a child, I have room to grow, but deep down I know that it's been three years since my period started and I am at my final length. Those who are over 5'5 tease me. Those who are under 5'4 are humiliated by me. They think that they can make a fool out of me? I'll show them. I'll show them all. They will meet their death with their neck ground under my nine inch heels.
François Carré 3 years ago
Tall kids at my highschool would say they'd play basketball with me. Me being the ball, of course.
#66
Final score:
72points
#67
Final score:
72points
Do-nut touch da donut 3 years ago
Samee... i literally nailed a solo and my teacher was much happier than me... i literally said good😭🙃
Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
I can't handle compliments or insults. Just, don't comment on me pls and don't cry near me human emotion is like an alien thing to me and I don't know how to help
#68
Final score:
70points
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
You're lucky if I remember my own name. Life is hard and I'm mostly tired.
Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
Don't ask me what my favorite song is. I will tell you. If you ask me I forget every single song I have ever heard in my entire life
#69
iseefractals 3 years ago
Nah, after someone gets the first happy birthday out you can say "what are you basing that on" or "it was up until about 2 seconds ago" or "hey, who sings that?....really? Why don't we keep it that way"
Load More Replies... Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
I HATE it with a passion and I can get really angry if people insist on singing it for me. If it is my birthday, shouldn't you try and make me happy instead of making me feel all awkward and stressed out? No, it is not a nice gesture if you know that I don't like it and no, I do not have to "put up with it it's a tradition" as I could just walk away and leave you standing there like idiots. Have fun!
Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
Like how do I respond? I'd rather nobody sing it to me and we all just eat a cursed hedgehog cake and we all have a jolly time
OmBoyGanesh 3 years ago (edited)
My kid is 8, initially too shy to speak, then becomes THE event coordinator of the social scene when he warms up. As long as he’s turning the spotlight onto others. In a good way. Which I think of as a coping mechanism to shyness. Starting at 4 years old, he’d nonchalantly walk away from a cake & out of the room when we’d start singing Happy Birthday. We stopped after his sixth. Now he’s much more excited & engaging when it comes to his birthday.
Ciara Ann Stone 3 years ago
God it's so cringy feeling, standing there awkwardly smiling while begging with your eyes to shut that s**t down right the f**k now
#70
Final score:
67points
Catherine 3 years ago
Yeah but also there's a part of me addicted to them too? Like my brain is waiting on that next big hit and then all this anxiety will be justified again :)
Deborah B 3 years ago
I live in the UK, waiting to see how the government will f**k us over this month. It's like waiting to sneeze. Only the sneeze is erosion of your standard of living, healthcare, and security.
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#71
Final score:
66points
Billie Templeton 3 years ago
What have a been paying my therapist for all these years?! Best ADHD advice I've ever found! :D
Celena Camps 3 years ago
Now thats funny .. or as we say in Canada .. squirrel (for ADD moments)
Load More Replies... Luna Crow 3 years ago
But - hear me out - procrastiprogress is a real thing. Got a project you really don't want to do? Just find another one you want to do even less, suddenly the first one looks like a better option
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago
But u still don't like that 1 so u lay there doing nothing while ignoring the crushing anxiety
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#72
Final score:
64points
funkybluegirl 3 years ago
My first thoughts were: sad and true, but funny. Then I remembered the title of this list. 🤷
Eat Dirt Crow 3 years ago
And when you do you'll hang out like you just saw them yesterday. This just happened to me recently. It was more like 15 years.
WoodenLion 3 years ago
3 of us (guys) paid the rent on the beach for 4 years. usually on a weekend there would be 30 or so people there. we were young. B. called me one day after 16 years and we took on like no time had passed. B. went to surprise the other guy and B. told me it was completely different -
Load More Replies... Bobby 3 years ago
Yes, but I can reach out to him with serious s**t(dude I think I have a drinking problem and I need help) and he was there the next day. Then the guilty feelings start for ignoring or relationship until I needed something... f*****g anxiety, not like he was reaching out and you ignored him, you both ignored each other
#73
Final score:
64points
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
It's like all the trauma of being born, except this time you're self aware.
Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
Don't talk to me before I drink my coffee unless you want to sound like an animal crossing character
#74
Final score:
62points
#75
Final score:
60points
T5n 3 years ago
Half does seem like too little. Most of my immediate family is either mentally I’ll and/or caused other family members to become mentally ill.
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Billie Templeton 3 years ago
Watching the show Arrested Development opened my eyes to sick family dynamics from my childhood (and today!)
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Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
The next batman movie is just gonna be a black screen with audio
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KoalasAreBears 3 years ago
I just stop responding all together. If that doesnt work, I just walk away without a word. One time, the person went to my husband and started telling him the story and said, "I'll just tell you bc your wife just walked away" I felt bad for the hubby....kinda. (evil laugh)
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago
Yk in informal situations not everything has to be grammatically correct =)
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Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
*walks into the graveyard that was once the comments section, sees only one soul alive, backs away*
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Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
My parents didn't raise quitters but people so afraid of failing that they never even dare to try. Takes a lot of hard work to change that!
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Ciara Ann Stone 3 years ago
Amend this rule to include thinking about all the cringy and embarrassing things you've done and you can make this a law. Just saying.
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Vasana Phong 3 years ago
Phase 2 for me, work to pay bills = you gotta be kidding me it’s not enough
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Just_Another_Bored_Panda 3 years ago
My grandmother's adopted cat only likes her because she feeds him, and she lives alone, so her only friend is: a) fake b) a cat
Totally happy Panda 3 years ago
Sorry for your suffering but I laughed way too much on this one
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Rahul Pawa 3 years ago
As a kid I played sports and piano, and now as an adult I also struggle to find hobbies and talents I really enjoy.
Luna Crow 3 years ago
Dude, they let you be yourself? That's awesome! Mine tried to force me to play piano and enjoy baseball, and now I hate both things
Luna Crow 3 years ago
Also never too late to learn new skills, follow whatever interests you!
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Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
I'm scared if I breathe in the direction of my vice principal she's gonna call my parents and change the dress code specifically targeted towards me. And I wear uniforms
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KoalasAreBears 3 years ago
Sorry I'm late, I was sitting in my car trying to decide if I really wanted to come in.
Just_Another_Bored_Panda 3 years ago
Sorry I'm late! I was rethinking my life choices, and questioning the purpose of my existence, and realising what the world has come to, and falling into a pit of depression, and attempting to find happiness at the bottom of a wine bottle.
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N Miller 3 years ago
Which puts all the pressure on Saturday, so I can't relax and enjoy it properly.
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I love Mondays since I have the service workers weekend. I've been serving you all weekend, now make your own damn food.
Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
Sunday isn't good either cause it's just a looming reminder of monday
Snorkeldorf 3 years ago (edited)
Years ago, worked in an old building and our floors had an elevator operator. Monday thru Thursday she would frequently say "I wish it was Friday." On Friday she would say "I wish it was five o'clock." One Monday morning when she lamented about Friday, as usual, somebody smiled and said "You realize you're wishing your life away." Her reply was "OK, I wish it was last Friday."
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Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
Almost every time I have some sort of really fun bonding time with my parents I get in trouble for something like an hour later
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Ciara Ann Stone 3 years ago
Is that profile picture of Shia Labeouf or am I just getting a touch of blindness
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François Carré 3 years ago
I guess that makes sense for 20 year old people. Just don't tell them that same exact nostalgia is only going to stick and get stronger over the next 30 years - they'll find out soon enough.
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Vasana Phong 3 years ago (edited)
Was trying to pinpoint who he reminds me of, thank you!
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ʇı ɓnɟ 3 years ago
did you know that coke was meant to be served warm or room temp
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Ciara Ann Stone 3 years ago
You totally would but it'd be while doing the actual exercise because masochism is not my thing
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Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano 3 years ago
doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo . . .
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DuchessDegu 3 years ago
That's 80% of the relationship with my best friend, the other 20% is swapping cat photos
Lene 3 years ago
I send memes and pics from bored panda to one of my friends. She will then look at them and reply with laughing smileys. If I send her a link to a whole list of fun stuff from bored panda she will wait to look at it until she's bored on the toilet anyways. That is pretty much how our friendship is going lately. 😂
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Luna Crow 3 years ago
Why can't people just be this honest? I would happily gush to my friends about how awesome they are. And I've also been on the other side of this feel
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago
Now I kinda want to send this to my friends
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Totally happy Panda 3 years ago
Or maybe they have a great sense of humor
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Quentin ingulfumble 3 years ago
men: im fine. translation: i am a long way from fine, just give me an hour or two and i will be.
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Ellie 3 years ago
No cause I live in the country and my neighbors are miles away
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No, but I live in an apartment and sprint up the stairs at the slightest sound of any neighborly activity, so I have neighbors I've seen like... twice in the last five years. Best people I've ever known, we still never talk.
Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
No but they were growing weed in their basement. It was nice coming home from school to see my neighborhood blocked off
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago
I just dc anymore, everyone has ro deal with my bs now =)
Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago
"I like your personality" thanks I have 6 more and it changes depending on who I'm with, one of which is locked up in limbo and should never be let out
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Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago
Life is static! It's so tragic! P.S I searched up words that rhyme with plastic to post this comment. Yes I'm jobless. And Yes I have an exam next week
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Catherine 3 years ago
Same ❤️ Somehow doesn't make my feel better we're all just not ok. Thought it would but nope
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Jaya 3 years ago
What always helps me: when I start I only have to write for 10 minutes and I'm allowed to write in a 'brainstorming' way: I just write down anything I can think of about the subject, just random thoughts about the subject, half written sentences, they don't have to be in order and they're allowed to not make any sense. This really helps to take the pressure of and get things flowing.
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Captain Az 3 years ago
911 can we have some medics over here please we've got a severe burn that needs medical attention stat *over*
Do-nut touch da donut 3 years ago
*roger* the burns are too severe he'll recover.... but will his self esteem *over*
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Cheese and rice, Moony! 3 years ago (edited)
Who the hell is stalking and writing about me in memes
Nonna_SoF 3 years ago
It's the ghost. You ate the last cookie and now they're out for revenge.
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SmooshyFries 3 years ago
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Who the hell is stalking and writing about me in memes
Nonna_SoF 3 years ago
It's the ghost. You ate the last cookie and now they're out for revenge.
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