“I Don’t Go Outside”: 50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

The amount of drunk guys I've been accosted by is disturbing. The amount of deep, soul connecting conversations about life and our place in the universe I've had with high guys are honestly some of the best moments of my life :)

I feel this to my core.

For real

Without supervision. I want to hear truths. But that's what employee reviews are for, too.

Lol

100% agree with this...

No....no I can't. 😞

Yes.

I feel this.

it’s like how, yes, money cannot buy outright happiness, but boy does it sure relieve a lot of stress and anxiety.

It works for like 5 minutes but then the battery dies again 🤷

Oh yesss....too true

When you went on vacation you were unavailable and unreachable. I'm in Edinburgh Brenda, I don't need to see the effing salad you had for lunch, thank you

i relate to this

The answer is yes.

had us in the first half ngl

Emphasis on the word fantasy

Or no gnawing depression since I'm unconscious

Shaking my antidepressants and anxiety meds like maracas.

Fair enough.

I''m also not going to answer the phone for an unknown caller, or come to the door if I'm not expecting a delivery.

Heh.

Repeatedly.

I had a dream in which the government gave everyone an "Entertainment Cube" - basically a six-sided giant TV with free 24 hour entertainment, which was mandatory to own and use. Trying to damage it could get you arrested. Next day I told a friend about the dream and she said "Of course, in real life everyone would be falling over themselves to get an Entertainment Cube."

It's pretty astonishing just how adaptable us humans are. Up to a point, anyway.

Clever.

Oh s**t! Funny dad.

Yes

And someone else drives for you!

Pretty sure that would count as justifiable homicide

Lol 😂🤣

Its actually looking nitrogen which isn't available in it's swampy soil

Priorities!

Søren Kierkegaard called this the "dizziness of freedom"

Not gonna lie, that's a funny joke.

I've seen this post many times. Having worked in customer service (in the past) for many years, my guess is that the customer was, probably, the b***h yesterday and was in a better mood today, when she called back.

I feel this to my very core.

Listen if I have to live this life then y'all gonna hear about it !

Oh yessss....

It was always a relief to know I wasn't the only one. Knowing that had a way of relieving the pressure.

No, because it was the early '80s and I looked fantastic in my white long-johns and tiger-emblazoned skin-tight cotton shirt that came to my knees. Topped off with safety pin earrings and a tow-truck chain and padlock around my waist. Honestly, this is the exact outfit I wore the day I met the man that would become my son's father. I wasn't a trendsetter, I was a trend killer, lol!

lol Two types of people: those who need to plan that far ahead and those who are incapable of planning beyond the next few days. I feel you, brother.

Ugh. I feel this so, very, super, double, extra hard.

Those serving sizes do be judgey 🙄

I read this as I’m scrolling bored panda right before I go to bed

Sometimes I base my meals and snacking on the amount of dishes it will require.

I've started going to work without eye makeup for the past month or so. I hear "wow you look tired" or "are you sick" at least once a day

Me yesterday: thinking 2003 was practically yesterday, then looking over at my teenage child who wasn't alive

I've given up on the whole mixed heritage thing. I'm an American mutt

This is just sad...

Classy response to a revolting question that implies the person's worth is only as the structure to which an appendage is attached.

Upvote because yes

My new theme song....

That's f*****g amazing. I really hope it's true and not just a sad, but funny meme.

Lol - very clever!

*hyperventilation starts*

Ouch

bruh this- i almost drowned in a wave pool this summer and f*cking apologized to the lifeguard when he had to jump in and get me out.. :l my cousins laughed once we had recovered from the shock

#toocutetomurder

Have you ever tried to have breakfast in bed? It's cumbersome, awkward and you're constantly concerned about spilling food. Not to mention if someone wakes you up with breakfast in bed, like, can you hold that tray awkwardly while I go to the bathroom first?

Nah bro, something came up.

Yeah she's super flakey and doesn't follow through. Got anyone else?

Why wouldn't I want 150k

I’m a boy reaction, but a girl