78 Hilarious Memes That Instantly Hit Home Because Of How Relatable They Are (New Pics)

Phantom Phoenix

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Amen

The first one will profit someone. The second one doesn't. So, there you go.

I feel so sorry for kids today. They spend their childhoods effectively imprisoned, then get sent off to college without having had the opportunity to learn judgement.

What a delightful thing to realize!

Please tell that to my wife. At age 68 she still blames her mother for taking Tylenol while pregnant for causing my wife's current health issues.

I could retire on that much a month

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Especially when those verifiable historical events happened earlier that day ... to me.

That number is getting smaller every day.

If you are a Facebook user in the US, do a search for 'BuyNothing'. It's a page dedicated to hyper-local freecycling. I got my current bike through mine.

I always had a clipboard, notebook, folder... But made sure it had actual work in it. Luckily it was a car dealership and one had different buildings so we could walk between them with purpose and hide. Trust me, I worked hard. But these were my "cigarette breaks". It's hard being a woman working for Catholic in name only men owners. My coworkers were great so we covered for each other.

"Holy Cross Dressers, Batman!"

Excellent observation. Most likely even true.

Yep! Funny cuz it's true!

Exactly.

Just don't tell her straight off the bat that you drive a 2004 Honda Civic and that your mum makes cookies for your dates...

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TBH I've also done this

Good parents.

Ah, good moaning.

This happened to a man I worked with. Our boss put his house up as collateral for the bail, and he wanted our friend to come to work because we needed to keep an eye on him because of his state of mind.

Until I zoomed in, I genuinely thought the man in this profile picture was dressed as the little mermaid.

Give that student an A immediately 🤣

At least he's honest.

And these days the movie Indecent Proposal might only be 10 minutes long.

I'm not alone!

Sounds about right for insurance companies,gives you policy takes your money , you need to claim n it’s all nope sorry no covered ,but this takes the biscuit 🤣

I know exactly what I need without needing a list right up until the point where I walk through the market entrance. Is there a device in that doorway that blots out one's memory? Do they do this so that you will wander up and down every aisle trying to remember why you came in, and collect all kinds of stuff you didn't come in for just because it looks good?

I hate when it won’t let you attach a document that’s currently open. Who cares? Use the copy saved to disk, that’s what I told you to do anyway.

You work in HR and the MD's leave request hits your desk. Are you seriously going to miss the chance to say no?

behind home Depot is a lil sus

Anxiety

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"I time traveled the other night. Or as you people call it, blacked out drinking." ~ Dave Attell

Aww, you were wasted on her

Yup. I'm not sure that they are capable of NOT responding.

Change that 120 to 115 please. Nobody makes it to 120 any more. It's a planned obsolescence cliff. Fewer than 1 person in 60 makes it to age 95. Only 0.03% of people are age 100 or older.

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A man once tried to flex at me by telling me his custom-made Italian shoes cost £200. I responded by telling him my dress was £5 from PRIMARK.

I had to explain to an officer, on two occasions, why I was driving 10,000 miles from home. No problem. Yes I know that's greater than the Diameter of the Earth.

"According to tracking data from the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis (FRED) and the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS), the total annual share of labor compensation relative to GDP moved as follows: 2020: 60.6% (elevated during the peak of pandemic disruptions and stimulus measures), 2021: 59.4%, 2022: 57.6%, 2023: 56.8%, 2024: 55.6%, (decade average baseline), 2025: 53.8% (recorded in Q3 2025, hitting the lowest point since the BLS began tracking the metric in 1947."

I live in Colorado. We were going to a rave, in Colorado. Just us in one car. We ended up in Utah because about 100 cars were just following each other. None of us knew each other. We got to be friends when we all pulled over at the state line.

"998, 999, 1,000..."

Forget attractive, rudeness is just rude. Sometimes it might be called for, but I wish more people would remember basic courtesy. Yes, I swear like a sailor, but not with people I don't know well or in situations it isn't appropriate to.

Awww, that's sad. Funny but sad.

I ask my husband that every Sunday afternoon. He's gonna be 60 next year.

Why would anyone want lingerie picked out by other people? Just a weird weird thing

Both possibly?

What a gentleman.

That is not an easy job!

Well, nevermind, the rabbits got it.

Ain't no prisoners getting McDonald's. They're getting hockey puck burgers from the prison cafeteria.

Once in high school, I won 3rd place in a regional round of some English competition. I got a PocketBook e-reader while 1st and 2nd place won Kindles. I'd say I had the last laugh since my humble PocketBook is still running after ~15 years while the Bezos devices have probably succumbed to planned obsolence at this point ✌️

positive note - your child has manners, even when losing it

My mom used to give us a salt shaker & send us outside. She told us if we shook salt onto a bird, it would turn its head to eat it and we could catch the bird. Mom needed a break.

A publisher can pay to get on a shop's bestselling shelves

Aww. She still finds him attractive enough that she imagines other women will. Lucky guy.

Tied into a contract

As is proper! There's a few possibilities; your person is completely new at s*x, they're a little experienced, or a lot experienced. There's pros and cons to any of it but the main thing is you get to learn each other together and what you like with each other, together. How you got to where you are is not what matters, what matters is that you're together! Unless you need to untangle some trauma together, leave the past in the past and enjoy the now and the future. Together!

I've seen this before and said as a person terrified of flying I would be happy for the distraction as long as the kid's parent understood I can handle my liquor on a plane and have never been arrested. I might need the alcohol if I have someone interesting to talk to instead of my husband🤣

I cannot remember what I did 2 nights ago. CSI would haul me in immediately.

The Prof who refused class to someone with coffee

This is like that time I told my husband to stop me from buying new books in the store. He laughed on my face saying it won't work