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X, the platform that was once Twitter, is the ideal playground for verbal humor. Back when it allowed only 140 characters per post, people had to be really precise with their jokes. Every word counted. Now there are double the characters and double the opportunity for funny stories.

The Instagram account Really Dumb Tweets finds the best jokes and funny posts on the platform. Even their bio claims that they're "posting the funniest tweets you'll ever read." The page also has a huge following – their current follower count is at 1.6 million. So scroll through these humorous gems and upvote your favorite ones!

And to know more about what makes a funny tweet successful, read our interview with comedic writer, actor and director Emma Tattenbaum-Fine. She's also the author of the collection of essays Trash Mermaid, and Bored Panda asked her what makes a successful tweet and what to avoid when trying to be funny on X (Twitter).

More info: Really Dumb Tweets | Emma Tattenbaum-Fine | Emma’s Substack | Emma on Instagram

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Delta Dawn
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2 years ago (edited)

Mrs. DeBlasio is a legend

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    JuJu
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    2 years ago

    I have a tote bag filled with many other folded (!) tote bags

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    50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously Dumb, It Had To Be Shared Further (New Pics)

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    Flexi Panda
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    2 years ago

    This is the only one actual dumb post from the whole article

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    Petro Roos
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    2 years ago

    Belly rub lane. LOVE IT

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    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Haha serves him right

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    Some Weirdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    SOMEONE GET SOME SUNSCREEN FOR THAT!!!

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    Funhog
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Nice! But, why is this one filed under 'Really Dumb Tweets'? (...wondering if/when BP will change the title of this post so that my comment becomes obsolete...).

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    Kylie
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    And fair enough.

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    SummerVeE
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    2 years ago

    Needful Things

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    Lynda Birch
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    2 years ago

    I think my heart has grown 3 sizes

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    Monster Munch
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    2 years ago

    Colgate has some explaining to do ..

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    Realistic Optimist
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    2 years ago

    Even if so, it's none of her business. Also, didn't Jesus himself say not to judge people? I don't understand why so many Christians do this when it literally says bot to in the bible.

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    Don't worry, we all have brain.exe has stopped working moments sometimes😅

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    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "if you could just let your legs fall apart for me- oh, and please help yourself to some brie"

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Tweets like this are why essential workers hated the rest of us.

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    VikingAbroad
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    So much this!

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    Georgie Montague
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Now how am I going to get that image out of my mind????

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    VikingAbroad
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    2 years ago

    😂

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    Sweaterpants Mandles
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    How many times will I read this in different posts? How many?

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    Debbie
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    It is kinda sweet though.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Living fearlessly won't be good for your survival chances, though...

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    Tee Pussi
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    If they can make Milf Manor, they can make this.

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    Kilgore-V
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    My parents are still saying that and I'm in my 30s

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    lily jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    For anyone who doesn't understand - Ku Klux Klan - american, white supremacist, terrorist group.

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    Dispatcherqueen
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    2 years ago

    I was somewhere in Paris, and we found a tiny Italian restaurant. We walk in and the only people there were 5 older italian men in suits, drinking scotch and smoking cigars seated at a round table. The looked genuinely surprised, and said there was a better restaurant down the street. I laughed and said, if you are worried thqat we are going to hear your mob plans, don't...k=none of us speak italian. One of them thought it was funny, and he and an older gentleman seated us, brought us pasta and sauce, bread, minestrone soup, and kept our glasses of wine full. They were funny, and when we asked for our bill, they refused to let us pay anything. I told them, I'll meet you in Sicily for the hit next week, and they all laughed, kissed us all goodbye, and walked us to the door. Truly one of the best experiences of my life, but I know something was going down in Sicily that following week!

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    Daya Meyer
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    2 years ago

    Yep, Game of thrones. Never watched never regret.

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    Jenn White
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    2 years ago (edited)

    I was offered membership to Hell's Angels in the back of my ambulance. (EMT here) It is very strange...

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I have never read the book but recognized the reference

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    Some Weirdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    How to make thanksgiving uncomfortable 101

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    Temporary Dork
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Keys are in the coat.

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    Dave Forster
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I can confirm as a 'Straight' man, Henry Cavill can get some!

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    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I am not sure how either is pronounced but like the idea!

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    Some Weirdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That changed mad quick!?!?

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Bless you Giacomo!

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    Some Weirdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    Well did you give his face sweet licky licks and wag your tail? Then maybe you just don’t deserve those kisses as much as the dogy did.

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    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    It's enough to put you in a fowl mood, that's for sure.

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Solid advice

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    stupidMonkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Step-buddies?

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    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    yes

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    Barbara Kayton
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Genuinely unexpected response made me laugh out loud.

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    Saphyre Fyre
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The shelter needs to stop allowing him to adopt pets!

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I'm safe, they'll never find mine (because I don't have one)

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Your first mistake is giving a rat’s 🍑 about what people on Rotten Tomatoes say.

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    Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Can I just point out that it's usually the childless adults that are expected to cover holiday shifts which are tiring enough as it is. I'm in a relationship (same-sex) and my partner and I had to work every Christmas and New Years for 7 years because 'we don't have a family waiting for us at home.' Erm, the two of us ARE our family and here we are working together on holidays.

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    Alex Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Jimmy Stewart had just won the Best Actor Academy Award for Philadelphia Story in 1940 and everyone was wondering what was next for him. He enlisted in the Army Air Force in 1941, flew bombers during the war earning several medals for bravery. Ended up a General in the reserves. He went back to acting after the war and was one of the biggest stars in Hollywood for the next thirty years. I guess we're just built different now.

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    Then there’s my teacher who went “u tried but you didn’t structure it right, also the algorithm said you copied off other students. C+.” (My essay was similar to other students’ because we all had to extensively cite from the same document. I contested it and got that demerit removed.)

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    Jonas Fisher
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    You should pity that guy. The whole time he was thinking, "What? No! Not now, dammit. Grandma grandma grandma...oh just go away."

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    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Like Russian Roulette through the door!

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    Wubbleyew
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    But for it to be a match dont both parties have to show an interest by swiping?

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Can you imagine if Trump came back as a ghost, would he be pale orange?

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    And passports

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    Moë
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Just wait until your 40s

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    mommamarmar
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    My favorite professor was my neuroscience prof. First day of class she waltzes in, introduces herself, then says "Ok, here are all the drugs you can experiment with in college without many long term side effects, and here are the ones that will mess you up for life." She quickly became my faculty advisor haha

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    Donteatme666
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    2 years ago

    But doctor's are scary 😳

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    One more time with feeling: if the rich are exempt from it, it’s not inherent to adulthood.

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    Georgie Montague
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    2 years ago

    Yes, we have naturally occurring body hair. Deal with it.

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    VikingAbroad
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    2 years ago

    Too true!

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    His grandfather was admitted to hospital for breathing problems. He couldn't breath because he was laughing so hard

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    Annika Traritrara
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    2 years ago

    French may look complicated but is way more logical than English. "ough" is the same in "though" and "tough" but you end up saying thow and tuff thank you very much

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Nepotism

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    amy lee
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    2 years ago

    It's worse... They could have said you were born in the last millennium, not even last century.... Last millennium.

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    Realistic Optimist
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Buy a carton of eggs because that's how much eggs will cost by the time I accrue 2 million dollars.

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    Andrea Squires
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    2 years ago

    in 2021 Covid was still a big thing in some places, some workplaces had to check temps before you were allowed to stay.

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    VikingAbroad
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    2 years ago

    This one is wild!

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    A Wild Bean (they/them/any)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I know not one, but TWO people who eat their sandwiches like this 😭

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