25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated “Rare Insults” Twitter Page

Hahahaha... I wanna say call the burn unit, but they can't afford that either :))

WITH cheese and its GOT to be Wensleydale with cranberry. I DONT CARE IF IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT THIS IS TRADITION

How does she know the comment was from an American?

SQUEEEEE! Grew up in Yorkshire. Christmas cake n cheese just hit me right in the “childhood nostalgia” feels.

I can answer the second question, we eat like we do exactly because we don't. The less time subjected to a dystopian nightmare the better.

That’s an insult to bisexual squirrels

Poor bisexual squirrels!!

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

As a bisexual squirrel myself... I feel offended

Lmao I thought that was a picture of the boyfriend that couldn't dress

Ooh we need a burn unit in here stat🤣🤣🤣

Sorry, I laughed more than I should have.

At first I thought the pic on the left was the guy

Zippy!

Wasn't the guy on the right in AHS Freak Show?

uuuummmm..... contouring, except with a beard???? Is that a thing???

Thought dude was wearing a neck brace. Woops

The more you look, the more you.......no.

I- I didn’t realize they weren’t connected T first and now I see…. those are two different sections of his body…….. please. Please shave.

This means ... He deliberately shaved the outline of his face and left the neckbeard behind. He did this on purpose. I am dying!

I think the original nose was very sexy, but my husband is Greek, so that might be why....😊🥰

He def did NOT need any work done. Fine as hell before

I like the one on the left better. Much more manly and more character.

I gotta say it makes me sad to see so many people getting plastic surgery (often rhinoplasty) to take away the visible signs of their ethnic background. I grew up getting teased about my nose and features, I wanted to change them all. Then one say I saw a photo of me with my family and realised that I had dad's funny nose, grandma's tilted eyes mum's big lips... every one of my "ugly" features was part of my family, my culture, and made me beautiful.

Not the same guy, look at the shape of his nose

I never let my feet get that close to my plate....

*gagging intensifies*

Looks like a hoarder house. So very sad.

Makes me throw up a little .... yuck

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What is NFT?

Give that person all of the gold star stickers

They have black women in Star Wars? Awesome!