Some of the sharpest minds of our time aren’t out there topping bestseller lists or running the world’s biggest companies. You won’t spot them on any 30 Under 30 lists either.
Instead, they’re lurking in comment sections, waiting for the perfect opportunity to deliver a comeback so clever and devastating that everyone else can only stand back and applaud.
Every now and then, their finest work earns a place on the r/RareInsults subreddit, which is an achievement in its own right. We’ve rounded up the most creative burns people have delivered as of late. Find them below.
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Found In 'People Incorrectly Correcting Other People' On Fb
Musk Insults Are Always Funny
Ah hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! 🤣 There is something so unsettlingly creepy about that man. You just want to punch him in his snotty face.
Some People Actually Need Reality Checks More Than Anything Else!
So Many Countries Older Than USA
I Hope She Don't Tell Her Friend What He Said
You Don't Have To Pay For It 💀
Tariffs Will Bring Prices Down
Beauty Is In The Eyes . .
💪captain Vietnam 🇻🇳🇺🇸
A Double-Ended Rarity
What A Revelation
She Would Make It
Smoked Salt Insult
Cold. Just Cold
A Rare Insult Underneath A Rare Insult
Made Me Laugh
Well, She Deserves It
I Can't Unsee It
A Historically Rare Burn
Who's Putting These Quarters Behind My Ear?
"You're on CNN. The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls. What is wrong with you?"
They Would Whistle
Looking At You Ea, LOL
On A Post Regarding Power Outlets
Gotta Change My Hairdresser Now
This Is A Burn
Gx Got No Chill
I Knew That Warning Was For A Reason!
A Smart Debater He Is!
Ended His Papacy Right There
He Ain’t Wrong Though
I'm Sorry The Underage Girl Isn't Hot Enough For You
Just Ain't Worthy
Gotta Respect The Culture
Save File Corrupted Mid Puberty
That’s A No Brainer
I Would Do The Same
Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting
A Burn Felt In 3 Countries
Flopped So Hard They Did Something Positive Lmao
Why Am I Always Behind Them?
"Break Your Ankle" Is Crazy
I Mean He's Not Not Telling The Truth
Right Or Wrong?
She Was Burned Twice
Mr. Beast 🤷♀️
The Apt Response
This One Got Me💀💀
Oof!! Verbal Gut Punch!
Girl 💀
Make Filters Illegal
The Homeless Man Knows His Statistics
Kindergarten Drawing Comes To Real Life
Elon Gets Owned On His Own Website
He Really Does
Welcome To The World Little One
The Worst App Ever It Seems!
One Out Of One Accuracy For Me
This One’s So Rare It’s Practically Blue
Greetings Human We Are Not Here To Scare You
British Street Food Is Insane
Jacket spud with cheese (real cheese, for the Americans) and beans is the food of the gods. Don't knock it till you've tried it.
She Caught A Stray One
Well Ref Do Something
It's Isreally Bad
What A Creative Insult
One time in English class when I definitely should have kept my stupid mouth shut: We had a multiple-choice pop-quiz on a story we were supposed to have read ( that I forgot about ), and I aced it just based on prior knowledge of the subject matter. The teacher commented on how many of my classmates did poorly, and said, "If you'd actually read the story like Khavrinen did, it would have been easy." Like Mike Birbiglia, what I should have said was nothing, but I was too honest not to admit that I hadn't read it either.
Probably Real Quiet After This
If You Know You Know
"Just Like You"
Simple But Lethal
Being A Mod Is A Full Time Job
On Gal's Acting
The Struggle Is Real
"He Looks Like He's Gonna Be Reincarnated As A Gas Station Knife"
he looks like he smells like Axe body spray over gym socks and swamp c****h
Hell Naw Stewie Griffin 4 Real 🔥🔥
What Did Bro Do 😭😭
When U Can Smell It Through The Phone
I Can't Unseen This
He's Out Of Line, But
Does Snoop Really Look Like That?
These Guys Need A Reality Check
Gamer Posture Be Like
One That Would Get Turned Off After A While
Why Is This Spot On
Color Pick And Get The Same Color Code
OMG! That reminds me once when working at Kinko's, some guy wanted our computer person to touch up his shirt and she did more and more until he was finally happy with it. But it was a red shirt and something about the shadows in the photo made the tips of his ears red, too. His ear tips matched his shirt and once you saw it, you couldn't unsee it. I think that was the most I ever laughed at work.
Pull Yourself Together Earl Grey
Pretty Clever Comment
Incel In Real Life, Npc In Virtual 🗿
I Don't Think I'd Ever Recover
Dina From S4e16 Of “Superstore”
The Body Of A Paraplegic
Insult's So Rare She Gotta Take It On The Chin
I'd Say She's From The Sims, But This Is Fair Too
Well that was entertaining. Some of these were distasteful and others were hilarious.
Hilarious only in the sense in which BP understands the word.
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Well that was entertaining. Some of these were distasteful and others were hilarious.
Hilarious only in the sense in which BP understands the word.
Load More Replies...Hey bored panda, why was this article shortened? It used to be at 93, but it got shortened to 40 and there's no way to view the rest of the posts.
