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To me, programming and coding are nothing short of magic. You write some squiggles made of light by wiggling your hands above a keyboard and boom—you make contact with your computer. It’s talking to machines, Pandas, and I think it’s magnificently weird when you start looking at coding from an outsider’s perspective.

And even though I’m absolutely awful at programming (truly horrendous, just the worst, I am a metaphorical monkey with a mouse), something I’m pretty good at is humor. Especially recognizing a good joke when it’s staring me in the face. That’s why I’m so captivated by the r/ProgrammerHumor subreddit, a sprawling cyber-community that celebrates computer-related humor and has some truly hilarious content. We’ve collected some of their best memes and jokes that programmers will relate to and, we’re pretty certain, would make even a toaster laugh.

In the mood for some more coding chuckles and keyboard quips? Don’t even worry about it, Bored Panda’s got you covered! We’ve written about the r/ProgrammerHumor community quite extensively in the past and you’ll find our last two articles about the subreddit here and here, written by my talented colleagues.

Bored Panda reached out to software engineer, musician, and artist Andrew Eckel for some great insights about the programming world, why debugging can be so much fun, and about those rare 'eureka' moments that are so rewarding and make the pursuit of coding all worth it. Scroll down for my full interview with him. Meanwhile, if you'd like to find out about Andrews's newest art project that was made using code, it was recently featured on Bored Panda—you can read about it right here.

#1

As Long As You Code, You’ll Have These Feelings !

As Long As You Code, You’ll Have These Feelings !

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Vicky Z
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Life of a programmer sounds fun

Robert T
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can relate... every day... every bit-flipping day...

not your average weirdo
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can relate. I'm always so happy when something I write actually works for once. But then it starts to not work...

Bender Bending Rodríguez
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a non-coder I have a question for coders. What are the reasons for a successful code to not work second time if you haven't changed a single thing?

Florimon van Putte
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All sorts of reasons external to the code. Examples: no space left on the filesystem, interrupted network connectivity, 28-29 feb rollover in a leapyear, etc.

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Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, lol. And honestly, both moments are why I code in the first place :)

moose man
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dude i make the most useless things with python and i have no idea why i fake doing my homework to make this dumb little module

Random Anon
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TBH sometimes I do miss writing code. And then I remember the hours of walking through lines codes to kill an effing bug that resulted in some epic FUBAR scenario that's straight out of twilight zone. That feeling nearly induced a stroke. This is when I know, I'm too old for that sh!t.

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Software engineer Andrew told Bored Panda that the essence of any programmer's joy lies in creating new and exciting things, and seeing them work as intended, in all of their glory.

"The best moment for any programmer is seeing something you built work for the first time. It seems almost too good to be true, when something goes from an idea to a bunch of lines of code, to something that actually works and is helpful," Andrew explained a part of what drives his passion for coding.

"You don't even need to invent anything to experience this thrill. Often it's just a matter of taking a well-known algorithm and applying it to a new situation. There are many great teachers out there who can teach about algorithms and the thought process of how to apply them—people who can take something that has the potential to be really dry and make it fun and interesting," he explained that our mentors can shape how we view and experience the entire field of programming.

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    #2

    They Are Not Intresting Anymore

    They Are Not Intresting Anymore

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All i see is just typing very very fast

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fastest typer = the best hacker :D

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best hacking I ever saw in a movie: 2 people typing on one keyboard supposedly shutting down 2 different systems.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hacking is so inaccurately represented in movies.

    third molar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once in a movie i saw a guy type gibberish on notepad

    GaeFrog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HaCKinG iNto ThE mAiNfRAmE

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's when they type in an IP address and it is clearly not valid (all the numbers should be between 0 and 255). They do it deliberately so that people won't try and connect to a real server, but my brain shouts "there's the problem right there - invalid IP address"!

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number of times the word hack is used in tv shows 🙄

    Jeroen de Wijn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think anyone typing an apostrophe in sees is hardly in a position to criticize anyone else...

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Movie hackers type the exact same way I drum my nails in boredom.

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    #3

    Days Since Last Timezone Issue

    Days Since Last Timezone Issue

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be so funny if I had any clue about computers, or programming, or modern life in general really.

    MarsFKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This applied to my daughter after she moved to another country and we started getting touching-home-base phone calls at weird hours between midnight and around 4 a.m., because she hadn't yet worked out this thing called time zones. Twenty-two years later, she's better at it now...

    Andrew opened up to Bored Panda about how excited and joyous he felt when his software-based art project started working as intended. "I certainly had that kind of moment when my image processing program LeastAverageImage spat out the 'airplanes' image and it was exactly what I had been hoping for," he said. However, this wasn't the only time he felt like this.

    "But I had a similar feeling when a program I intended to reduce photos to only the colors available on a Lite Brite completely failed but made a 'running paint' effect much cooler than anything I was intending to make," he shared. "That program isn't called LiteBriteColors now; it's called The ErrorSpreader," Andrew clarified.

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    The software engineer was honest about the fact that we can't expect huge breakthroughs and adrenaline-fuelled moments to happen too often in our daily lives. Though that doesn't mean that the job's all dull and dreary. Far from it! "Those 'eureka' moments don't happen every day, but the day-to-day fun in programming is debugging. I know that sounds crazy because if you're debugging it usually means the code you wrote doesn't work! But everyone I work with feels this way. The more confusing and strange the program's behavior is, the more fun it is to unravel the mystery, find the cause, and fix it. It's like a puzzle."

    #4

    My “Web Server” Halloween Costume— 404 Champagne Not Found!

    My “Web Server” Halloween Costume— 404 Champagne Not Found!

    pkpenton Report

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That 200 ok looks rather disgusting though ;)

    chicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will not drink from cup 500 unless I have a straw or else it's gonna pierce my lip

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get 200. Could someone explain?

    June
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    200 OK = Standard response for successful HTTP requests. (404 is "Not found", and 500 is "Internal Server Error" and often tells you "Something is broken") =)

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    #5

    All Good!

    All Good!

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    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only 10 issues in 10 lines of code? you missed most of them then...

    Meami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot upvote this one enough.

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    #6

    In My Case It's Intentional

    In My Case It's Intentional

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that. Should probably be wearing the T-shirt!

    Marnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always add a comment "TODO" when you add temp code. And then in your IDE, set it to scan for new TODOs upon commit and alert you if a new TODO was added. That will prevent this a great deal of the time.

    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have literally a after commit scanner that is searching for possible debug junk in the code

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    Finally, Andrew shared an exclusive glimpse into the world of programming with Bored Panda by giving us a taste of the kind of wit he heard during a grad class that he took.

    "Teacher: Since we don't care about the language specifics, I'm going to write the example in pseudo-code.

    Student: Pseudo-code...isn't that the puzzle with numbers on a grid?

    Teacher: No, that's Sudoku."

    Who said that learning can't be fun?

    Currently, the r/ProgrammerHumor subreddit has just over 1.6 million members. It has been steadily growing as a community for the past decade. The sub will be celebrating 10 years since its founding on January 22, 2022, so if you’re a fan of what they do, why not pop in and say a quick, ‘Congratulations!’

    The online group documents any and all memes and jokes that are related to everything to do with programming and computer science. So if you’ve got a coding meme that’s been on your mind for a while now or you’ve stumbled upon a programming joke online, don’t be shy, share it on the sub. However, you should put in the effort to be original. Check if you’re reposting a popular meme before sharing it.

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    #7

    Same Happened To This Meme

    Same Happened To This Meme

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AKA Stackoverflow. I took the codes from someone in Minsk, who has a friend in Pinsk, whose friend in Omsk has friend in Tomsk with friend in Akmolinsk. Now his friend in Alexandrovsk has friend in Petropavlovsk, whose friend somehow solved the problem in Dnepropetrovsk. And who deserves the credit? And who deserves the blame? Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name!

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    OMG - thank you! Today I learned of a great song that I will love forever! Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name!

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    LH25
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's "leveraging", not "stealing".

    Monilip
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stack overflow, always stack overflow

    Basko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Stackoverflow did the April fools (you have only two more free copy-pastes left), I shortly concidered change of my career.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paid a guy in India $50 to write it for me.

    June
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh way too much.

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    #8

    Behind The Scenes

    Behind The Scenes

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    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be a “sleep” after each print. Amateurs

    moose man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont forget to import the time module and put the time. prefix before each sleep function!

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ew, Python?! ;) (kidding, only kidding. Python is one of the most widely used languages on the web. If you want to function as a developer in modern business, learn Python)

    Ansu Seesay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All in favor of Mojang replacing Minecraft Java Edition with Minecraft Python Edition

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that routine to fill an arbitrary bar over time...

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny when the lines showing up on a screen are accompanied by clicking relay sounds.

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    #9

    Based On A Real Story

    Based On A Real Story

    FedorMoiseev Report

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    42 is the answer, you just don't know the question.

    PopscotchM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how many pan-galactic gargle blasters do you need to understand the meaning of life?

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they look more closely they would realize t(3 error was #45.

    zoponex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I have zero clue what's going on here.

    Maurettis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone forgot to download the latest sources

    Techniker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some very bad memories of Internet Explorer 5 or 6 doing this. Exception in foo.js on line 50286. With foo.js being 50 lines long.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously forgot a closing bracket in the line directly above

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    The subreddit’s moderators have some guidelines for new and existing members. According to them, members ought to avoid generic memes that could apply to any profession and should also steer clear of general tech-related jokes that have been done to death. Jokes about putting your USB drive in the wrong way several times in a row would be an example of something that’s already been laughed at enough, it’s time for something fresh.

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    What the community is not, however, is your personal army of tech-savvy geeks who will fix any and all IT, PC, and coding issues you might have. If you want advice, there are plenty of online communities for that. r/ProgrammerHumor does what it says on the tin: it’s about programmer humor. Nothing more. Nothing less.

    At the end of the day, as long as you put some effort into your jokes and titles, you should be fine. Part of the subreddit’s success can most likely be explained by the fact that they set the bar higher than average. This, in turn, leads to great jokes and even better memes that make internet users chuckle and subscribe. It’s an upward spiral of success that starts with extra effort on an individual redditor’s scale.

    #10

    I Got This Advice

    I Got This Advice

    code_snail Report

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me know when Visual Studio works for Linux 😏

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh Microsoft are pretty petty for not releasing it to Linux so you have to use an entire Windows OS just to use the world's most powerful IDE

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    #11

    Strange Kind

    Strange Kind

    yuva-krishna-memes Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are at peace with ourselves... For some time atleast..

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope not even that. Come back to a piece of code after a couple of months and "who wrote this rubbish". "Oh, me!".

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You programmers sure are a contentious people!"

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've just made an enemy for life!

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    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my job coders and testers have a great relationship. I have been in places where that's not the case though and it's silly.

    June
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even your own code can become your mortal enemy when it starts bugging for absolutely NO REASON.

    Maurettis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when inheriting someone's else code

    Karma Kuntz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else reading the text in Willie's voice?

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    #12

    We Have All Been There

    We Have All Been There

    lunasorcery Report

    Wistiti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read "Christ wrote that..."

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why good code is both 1) self-documenting and 2) well commented/documented

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or management laid him off without understanding his responsibilities.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... or any piece of code that doesn't work..

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    When it comes to humor, especially niche humor that’s related to coding, some Pandas will, inevitably, miss the joke. However, that’s part of the fun. It’s a learning process that helps reignite our curiosity about the world and hones our sense of humor.

    #13

    Nothing Can Match This Feeling!

    Nothing Can Match This Feeling!

    dodongdfht5 Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my brain because I too have 100 mental tabs open...

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    StackOverflow has been my savior many times.

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only keep about 3 tabs open at a time

    #14

    *sigh*

    *sigh*

    Polycarpboss Report

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learning JavaScript === looking both ways before you cross the street, and then getting hit by an airplane

    oddball0626
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since it's a metaphor, I would use == (strokes neckbeard)

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Javascript is like looking both ways before crossing the street, and doing all this blindfolded..

    Ham Explosion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now airplanes a broad statement, it could be a paper airplane.

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    #15

    Bullet Proof

    Bullet Proof

    dan_abramov Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the last time: dd/mm/yy!!!!! Case closed

    Whatshername
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to save my files yymmdd to sort them perfectly.

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    Jason Steen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YYYYMMDD is sortable. As a programmer, you save it in this format and cast it into whatever format you want in the dashboard.

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yyyymmdd is better for filenames so your s**t is in date order

    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to tell the truth yyyymmdd is good to keep backup files naturally ordered...

    Mike Weber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Date data type doesn't care.

    Eric Rossman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh AND the date doesn't sorts correctly. Nice.

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will always stand by "YYYY-MM-DD hh:mm:ss".

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    British comedy writer and stand-up comedian Ariane Sherine explained to me a while back that some people have jokes go over their heads because they weren’t looking for them. “I think some people just aren't used to looking for the humor in situations,” she told Bored Panda that if we’re aware that there should be a joke coming, our minds will work in overdrive to try and get it.

    #16

    You Shall Never Disrespect The Ways Of The Elders

    You Shall Never Disrespect The Ways Of The Elders

    pantherBlitzz Report

    Marnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always test and test locally. I'm known for being great at testing my own code. Then one day 10+ years ago I added a simple little log statement at the last second before checking in code. One little line something like LOG.info("Successfully processed RegID=" + registration.getID()). And I DIDN'T TEST it. Basically broke every app we owned when deployed to system test the next day. 3.14 points for those who spot the most likely reason for breaking stuff.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should have known without even testing it - just basic good coding, but having been sloppy for some reason (hungover maybe? :-), at least testing would have caught this sloppiness.

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    #17

    Comment Your Code People

    Comment Your Code People

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleanish code with clear variable names and comments for the weird bits. ;-)

    LH25
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I supported a system that was just the opposite. Method name would be "Get date" and the comment would be "this gets the date". Methods that were the "weird bits" had names almost as bad as "method1" with no comment at all.

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    Maurettis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comments are highly discouraged unless it's the top of functions

    Eppe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, all that stuff helps remembering how it works much quicker

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yes...but you do still forget it in the first place. So you still get the rake handle to the face, it just heals a lot more quickly.

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    #18

    Companies Stuck In 2019 Still Tryna Be Like Amazon

    Companies Stuck In 2019 Still Tryna Be Like Amazon

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next step: Complain on social media that nobody wants to work for them.

    King Kashue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn $300 a week, I tell you! Or it's the Millennials! And everyone's looking at participation trophies on on their phones!

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    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These companies need to stop putting candidates through seemingly endless rounds of interviews.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, there are a LOT of people who have no business being (pretending to be?) programmers. It gets worse with every year. I disagree with having to do multiple interviews, though. My preference would be contract for hire so you can get rid of the incompetent ones more easily.

    Chris D
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a website, say upload resume, then the next 20 pages are there to retype your resume into their little windows. Thats why they don't have prospects.

    “Many people take life very seriously (like my mum, who can vaguely identify a joke but always laughs in the wrong place!). Alternatively, it could be the fault of the person telling the joke—the humor might be too subtle and not signposted enough,” Ariane explored some other reasons why someone might not get the joke.

    #19

    Seen At Computer Lab

    Seen At Computer Lab

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    Dominik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay at localhost, wear a netmask 🤔😜

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are already people that don't understand that anyway

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay 127.0.0.1 (the refers own machine, so, home) wear a (subnet) mask.

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    Iapetos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! That's a SMART one! Stay at home, wear a mask.

    Basko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, yeah. There is no other place like 127.0.0.1

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    #20

    He's Got A Point

    He's Got A Point

    Dumbhosadika Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tunnel vision...you're expecting some kind of big, programming related issue only to find out it was an elementary spelling error.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a subtle one. Bit like strcpy(dst,src+strlen(match+2)).

    June
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this moment learning php when I spelled "methode" in my form. Spent two days to find out php doesn't understand french 😂 Obviously it was a typo but very hard to figure out, especially for french ppl x)

    Marnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent 45 minutes trying to figure out what the h**l was going on one day. I'm a java programmer. After 12 years in the field, I had misspelled "String" as "string". Bad font. Very bad font!! Could hardly see the difference. I thought I had lost my mind when it wouldn't compile.

    MarsFKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...as well as all those mi'su'sed apo'strophe's!

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    #21

    Ghaas

    Ghaas

    HenryHoffman Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Git" is it's polite name.

    June
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's beautiful and scary.

    If you simply don’t get the joke no matter what, however, it’s best to be humble and ask for someone to explain it to you. There’s no shame in that! I would know, I had to ask my programmer pals to walk me through a few of these memes myself. Sure, the explanation might mean that you have a moment of epiphany instead of one of laughter, but you still come out as a winner in the end. This way, you’ll be ever more capable of getting better, faster, stronger coding jokes in the future.

    #22

    Depression Is No More

    Depression Is No More

    Obroten54 Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually quite like C++. Assembler or machine code is much much worse, believe me!

    third molar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COBOL - have u tried debugging it?? You would know what hate really means

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My former instructor blames fortran for his hair loss.😁

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took a really, really long path to C++, but I actually don't mind it that much... LOGO, Apple BASIC, QBasic, MS Quick Basic, Visual Basic for DOS, Visual Basic, Perl, PHP, JavaScript, Visual Basic .NET, C#, and then finally jumped into C/C++ with Arduino. I had tried C++ so many times over the years, but I had been corrupted by the BASIC family of languages XD .NET helped fix that :)

    #23

    Found In A Book Of Facts

    Found In A Book Of Facts

    Feetpmn95 Report

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the other 9 think it is a Korean group

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile still many people think that AIDS can be transmitted by kissing

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Under reallllly specific circumstances HIV can be transmitted by kissing...but infected person A would need to have a bleeding lip or mouth sore and uninfected person B would need to have an open mouth sore.....and most people wouldn't choose to kiss in that situation. And even if they did the chances of person B becoming infected from the exposure is pretty rare.

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    Bisexual Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that’s not me… I’m Canadian! :D

    guy greej
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little statistical trick. Find 10 people. Make sure 1 thinks something wild. Conduct research. Apply outcome to enire population... 1 on 10 people think Eating poop is healthy. Works 100% of the time even if only 1 person of the entire population of the world thinks this

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    #24

    Conspiracy Forever

    Conspiracy Forever

    yuva-krishna-memes Report

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Writing a pseudo virus that posts " gotcha" onscreen to prove they need OUR antivirus software. Yah.

    Karma Kuntz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of pharmaceutical companies too

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    “There's no other way but to ask people what the joke is. Or you might want to keep it to yourself that you have an under-developed sense of humor,” comedy expert Ariane joked that some people simply don’t want to admit that they don’t find something funny or have a limited sense of humor.

    #25

    Oh No

    Oh No

    iamdevloper Report

    John Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait... close laptop .. BBZZTTTT does not compute. but my coding for fun project is on that laptop, I like to relax from coding at work by coding.

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fear of being fired? anxiety? No way, this is my dream job! XD (and my personal computer is only 2 ft away, tyvm ;) )

    Aeon Flux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fear of being fired is never irrational anymore.

    Joanna Werman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This describes a whole lot of people since working at home became normal. Close your laptop but it's still right there work never lets you go home

    Julie Harden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This describes me perfectly. Perfectly.

    #26

    Right?

    Right?

    NickTheTiger Report

    ThePostLaroi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm a police officer" "Oh, really? Name one law. "...Don't...Kill people? "That's on me, II set the bar too low"

    Aeon Flux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of them seem to struggle with that one, though.

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    Maurettis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Java is not a bad programming language. Being free, helped so many people in learning a C-like language, but ended up introducing real amateurs into the game. People incapable of understanding what temporal and spatial complexity is, hence making big useless resource eating software

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm showing my age, but I learned to program in Fortran 77.

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    #27

    It Hurts My Soul To Type 'Color'

    It Hurts My Soul To Type 'Color'

    MrMartin777 Report

    Ginny Weasly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia too! I have made the mistake of typing ‘colour’ WAY too many times 😂

    ben woskje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahhh, but the mistake is not yours.... the specification uses simplified english.

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    petition w3c during the revision cycle to accept both as valid? CSS is ever-evolving

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my dreams is to invent a successful prgramming language and have all the keywords in British English. I did invent a scripting language, but all the keywords were the same in both flavours of English.

    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least we can type grey and gray nowadays.

    Brihat A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So relatable I almost cried in class because of this

    john Whitehouse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just write a script to change your colour to color before each. Test

    Pat Dobson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget 'center' (Should be 'centre')

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has made me realize that I've literally never typed "colour" before.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Color. Sorry, had to type it without the u to undo the weird feeling it gave me XD

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    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get for not knowing how to spell! (joking! Reads enough British that the spelling slides right into place)

    Rider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't have a U in it simply because we got rid of U in 1776 ;)

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shall we tell them about 1812 and 1866?

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    According to Ariane, some people are simply far too serious and look at life in a way that leaves very little room for fun, laughter, and quips. In her view, meditation could help people “tune into the lighter side of life,” help reduce their stress levels, and improve their happiness. [Text ends, pictures continue. Read again? Y/N.]

    #28

    Really It Is A Mystery

    Really It Is A Mystery

    adhdeveloper_dude Report

    Basko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erase, that's what our ancestors called the delete button.

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    Marnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't gotten more than a 2% raise in 12 years. And I'm at the high end of raises.

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    #29

    True Or Not?

    True Or Not?

    gedda Report

    Immortal Emperor Paradox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowadays everybody call themselves a FullStack dev.

    Erik Lawrence
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because every job, from entry level to advanced calls for fullstack when they actually have no idea what it means.

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    #30

    4 Months Into My First Sof-Dev Job And Getting Serious Impostor Syndrome

    4 Months Into My First Sof-Dev Job And Getting Serious Impostor Syndrome

    insafian Report

    June
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead, my tech-lead suggested better ways to write things then made me rewrite everything. I'm now way more autonomous and a better programmer =)

    Maurettis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your boss is not necessarily a good developer

    Marnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard of someone changing someone else's code during a code review! I've been a programmer for 23 years.

    ThePostLaroi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is that rapper? Looks very familiar, but I just can't place him.

    #31

    Her Husband Must Be A Programmer Tyhe

    Her Husband Must Be A Programmer Tyhe

    arathirtyhder Report

    #32

    Facebook Is Gone Next Let's Tackle The Real Problem

    Facebook Is Gone Next Let's Tackle The Real Problem

    duolc84 Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JIRA has an API. JIRA can be automated. ;-)

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    #33

    It Really Be Like That Though

    It Really Be Like That Though

    WinterSoldier1315 Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well COBOL is like writing an essay and needs to include pleases and thank yous. I refuse to touch it, even with a 20ft barge pole.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COBOL was OK. The fact that I mastered it in college kept me busy leading up to Y2K.

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    #35

    Little Contribution To The Indentation War

    Little Contribution To The Indentation War

    ablaniar Report

    waterhydramc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my friends wrote an entire program with spaces except one line with a tab, and when it didn't work, replaced all the spaces with tabs instead of vice versa

    #36

    I’ve Just Ended A Thousand Years War (Credit: Florian Roth)

    I’ve Just Ended A Thousand Years War (Credit: Florian Roth)

    a1bius Report

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florian Roth, well-known in the world of cyber security.

    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it doesn’t matter actually

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    #37

    Peak Hacker Ability Unlocked

    Peak Hacker Ability Unlocked

    saravanakumar17 Report

    John Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give you a shortcut, right click, inspect element, hit delete.

    Poyda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used that so many times!😂😂😂

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    #38

    Nice Meme I Just Found

    Nice Meme I Just Found

    MG-10 Report

    ben woskje
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sysadmins - we find all the "undocumented features" of all programs from the people that do code... document the bugs in extreme detail.... and get told "that shouldn't happen" or "where were you running this?".... we're running it on the SOE that meets security specifications that the other 50,000 computers in the company use... the one that the dev's refuse to use.... that one.

    Sandor M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sysadmins are handling the periodic sacrifices.and praying.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is the guardian of all the gateways..

    #39

    I Wouldn’t Want Someone Who Knows Java Either

    I Wouldn’t Want Someone Who Knows Java Either

    thePiscis Report

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what age range they are expecting to apply for this...

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original ad: https://tarta.ai/j/yZtw3nwBPV406l6XvtzA-embedded-software-engineer-in-longmont-colorado-at-winterwinds-robotics

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the job ad: "$70,000-$130,000/year depending on experience, with benefits+perks listed above to start, with regular advancement opportunities."

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    #40

    It Only Takes A Few

    It Only Takes A Few

    Electronic_Mess Report

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me drawing in the day vs me drawing at night.

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    #41

    Worth It!

    Worth It!

    xbftw Report

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    #42

    Hanoi Horror

    Hanoi Horror

    Admirable-Map-5387 Report

    Ham Explosion
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Why is WWII in the background...

    #43

    Why?

    Why?

    half_blood_prince_16 Report

    #44

    Give Me Some Clues

    Give Me Some Clues

    yuva-krishna-memes Report

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    #45

    My Girlfriend Is Learning Some Coding For Her Job

    My Girlfriend Is Learning Some Coding For Her Job

    agressieftv Report

    third molar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The battle between developer and tester ensues...

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why in a galaxy far far away, a long long time ago, they use references instead of static declarations.

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girlfriend gets the idea.

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    #47

    The New And Improved Error Messages In Python 3.10 Are A Game-Changer

    The New And Improved Error Messages In Python 3.10 Are A Game-Changer

    zazzedcoffee Report

    #48

    Don't Bash Me

    Don't Bash Me

    yuva-krishna-memes Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's 4 nibbles right there!

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    #49

    Comparison Is The Thief Of Joy My Fellow Dev's

    Comparison Is The Thief Of Joy My Fellow Dev's

    Koolboyee6969 Report

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    #50

    Because The Cpu Can't Address Anything Smaller Than A Byte

    Because The Cpu Can't Address Anything Smaller Than A Byte

    orhnofficial Report

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    std::vector does, in many C++ implementations, but it also doesn't have many friends.

    #51

    More Commits Messages From The Twitch Leak !

    More Commits Messages From The Twitch Leak !

    BaguetteOmelette Report

    #52

    Every Single Time

    Every Single Time

    Unelith Report

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    #53

    The Only Reason Java Is Still Relevant Is Because It Is Shoved Down The Throats Of High Schoolers And College Students

    The Only Reason Java Is Still Relevant Is Because It Is Shoved Down The Throats Of High Schoolers And College Students

    ImplosiveTech Report

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly. As much as I have a love-hate relationship with Java - that will stay on.

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    #54

    Trying To Learn C

    Trying To Learn C

    bestertfgd Report

    #55

    Don't Be Scared. Math And Computing Are Friends

    Don't Be Scared. Math And Computing Are Friends

    yuva-krishna-memes Report

    Crowsgoin*brrr*
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOLY S**T! THANK YOU!!!! THAT MAKES SO MUCH FRIGGIN SENSE

    Immortal Emperor Paradox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not scary. Just substitute all values of n and add, that's just what it says.

    #56

    A Programmer's Solution

    A Programmer's Solution

    LoyallySmall Report

    June
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non-developer answer is 8 - 4 = 4 but I prefer the other one 😂

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottom left to top right: 5 + 4 = 9

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm seeing (8-4=4) and (5+4=9) in the comments whereas I found (0+4=4).

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite correct, as that looks like |= rather than !=. A more mathematical solution is to place the match at an angle on the = to make a proper not equals sign.

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly we all like the programmer solution but non programmers cross out the = instead of using !=

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always solve it as a : not egal to

    mulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYA: "!=" mean "not equal to". Normal solution: move a match from "6" to the result, "5+4=9"

    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is brilliant. Not the easy solution I came up with but infinitely better.

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    #57

    This Might Just Be A 100% Elimination Round

    This Might Just Be A 100% Elimination Round

    Maximilian1271 Report

    Ginny Weasly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give it an id/ class. In the CSS set its width. Set the margin property to auto. Done.

    Zuko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i, because nobody ever reads my code anyways uses a grid on the parent element and then place-items: center, or flexbox

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    Immortal Emperor Paradox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just keep a tab open to csstricks-how to center a div.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    <div style="margin: auto;"/> (I'm deliberately being crude here - you're better using CSS - and BP eats angled brackets!!!)

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it allows HTML entities! áà Oh, dear, somebody's code is a bit dodgy!

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    oktopus
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    4 years ago

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    #58

    Guess, I Will Try Next Year

    Guess, I Will Try Next Year

    TheFrostSnowball Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But next year the user that already exists will also be 24....time to lie!

    June
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not trust such a website. The stupidity of this input scares me about the rest of the code. Just close it and forget it.

    #59

    The Real Problem In Industry!!

    The Real Problem In Industry!!

    nonsenseis Report

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the coders got so fed up that they became a sperm again and ceased existence.

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    #60

    I Was Annoyed How Outdated That Meme Was, I Bumped Up The Specs A Bit

    I Was Annoyed How Outdated That Meme Was, I Bumped Up The Specs A Bit

    Kipter Report

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    #61

    Alien Language!

    Alien Language!

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    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the actual answer is "D". HTML is not a programming language, as you can not do logic with it. An HTML file basically just is a fancy word document.

    Helena Houzarová
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "ML", if I recall correctly, even stands for "mark-up language"!

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    Eppe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually challenging...Technically it's D, but maybe they're looking for B.

    °CORLEONE°
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HTML = Hypertext Markup Language

    third molar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of questions Indian audiences are thrilled about!!!

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    #62

    Why Shouldn't I Keep It?

    Why Shouldn't I Keep It?

    visene Report

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Do they insinuate that the employee takes all the code with them? Because that's obviously not allowed. Whatever you make on the boss' time (for them) is their property.

    David Houde
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Devs pretty much always keep a copy of the source code when they leave a job even though they aren't supposed to. It's for reference when dealing with complex problems that have been solved in that code. In reality, it's never referred back to and ends up sitting unused for years until it's forgotten about. I'm pretty sure I've still got code from previous jobs laying around somewhere, even though I've been at my current position for nearly 8 years.

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    #63

    Why Do Java Programmers Wear Glasses? Because They Don't C#

    Why Do Java Programmers Wear Glasses? Because They Don't C#

    jyoti_6727 Report

    Chandelure F-5
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke is that the name of the other programming language is literally "c sharp"

    #64

    Based On A True Story

    Based On A True Story

    The-IT Report

    third molar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor other people who try to google what PR is !!!

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    #65

    Any Js Developer Out Here?

    Any Js Developer Out Here?

    ValuecoderOffical Report

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    #66

    My Professor Edited Our Java Program In Wordpad One Day Because Eclipse Crashed

    My Professor Edited Our Java Program In Wordpad One Day Because Eclipse Crashed

    midijake Report

    third molar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One can argue word is the chaotic evil here

    Poyda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll admit I've definetly used chaotic evil multiple times 🤭

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    #67

    Foss (Forced Open Source Software)

    Foss (Forced Open Source Software)

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    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... Amazon owns it... I can't see them open sourcing $$

    #68

    Did They Just Invent On-Prem Hosting?

    Did They Just Invent On-Prem Hosting?

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    Jeroen de Wijn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell them what? Nothing wrong with a private cloud as a concept. Cloud does not mean public or shared with the whole world per definition...

    Eppe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Cloud' just means external storage on someone else's server. A private cloud would mean local storage, on your own server, which is how things were done before 'the cloud'. Get it now?

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    Atero
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt "cost" is a top concern here. Cons of cloud solutions besides performance is data security, accessibility and availability. Many companies I worked with decided on going on premises mainly because of that. How would you feel knowing what at any point in time rogue nation (USA for example) can cut you off from your environment and data just because it does not like the government you elected?

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    #69

    "The Idea Guy" Pitching His Startup To Developers

    "The Idea Guy" Pitching His Startup To Developers

    hamelj Report

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    #70

    Ah Yes, Linkedin Elitist Gatekeeping At It's Finest!

    Ah Yes, Linkedin Elitist Gatekeeping At It's Finest!

    TheMaskedDriver Report

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of these questions have anything to do with how well you can code, except maybe 9.

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which makes it all the more concerning that the friend couldn't answer them. I can't program and I can answer 4 of these, how the hell did he only get 1?

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    without irony, does one of these questions prove qualification for the job?

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much blogs I read per month? About 5 liters

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LinkedIn has become filled with people like this.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone that thinks that Elon Musk's wealth (or any billionaire's wealth) comes from their salary is naïve. Elon Musk's salary is $56,000.

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheesh, I can answer 5 and I'm sooo not a "programmer" of any sort.

    #71

    The Key To Readability

    The Key To Readability

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    Ginny Weasly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me using control alt f to automatically fix spacing…

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The power of good editors....... and good developers who know how to use them

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    #72

    Why?

    Why?

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Type it into notepad and count using arrow keys... type it into word and use wordcount...

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    #73

    X Markup Language

    X Markup Language

    DemonKillerh29 Report

    Chandelure F-5
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    y'all, this thread be downvoted af. lemme fix that

    mulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eXtensible Markup Language

    Web Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think anyone was *really* asking the question.

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    Web Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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