30 Painfully Relatable Memes And Jokes About Everything Programming And Computer Science (New Pics)
To me, programming and coding are nothing short of magic. You write some squiggles made of light by wiggling your hands above a keyboard and boom—you make contact with your computer. It’s talking to machines, Pandas, and I think it’s magnificently weird when you start looking at coding from an outsider’s perspective.
And even though I’m absolutely awful at programming (truly horrendous, just the worst, I am a metaphorical monkey with a mouse), something I’m pretty good at is humor. Especially recognizing a good joke when it’s staring me in the face. That’s why I’m so captivated by the r/ProgrammerHumor subreddit, a sprawling cyber-community that celebrates computer-related humor and has some truly hilarious content. We’ve collected some of their best memes and jokes that programmers will relate to and, we’re pretty certain, would make even a toaster laugh.
In the mood for some more coding chuckles and keyboard quips? Don’t even worry about it, Bored Panda’s got you covered! We’ve written about the r/ProgrammerHumor community quite extensively in the past and you’ll find our last two articles about the subreddit here and here, written by my talented colleagues.
Bored Panda reached out to software engineer, musician, and artist Andrew Eckel for some great insights about the programming world, why debugging can be so much fun, and about those rare 'eureka' moments that are so rewarding and make the pursuit of coding all worth it. Scroll down for my full interview with him. Meanwhile, if you'd like to find out about Andrews's newest art project that was made using code, it was recently featured on Bored Panda—you can read about it right here.
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As Long As You Code, You’ll Have These Feelings !
I can relate. I'm always so happy when something I write actually works for once. But then it starts to not work...
As a non-coder I have a question for coders. What are the reasons for a successful code to not work second time if you haven't changed a single thing?
All sorts of reasons external to the code. Examples: no space left on the filesystem, interrupted network connectivity, 28-29 feb rollover in a leapyear, etc.
Load More Replies...Yes, lol. And honestly, both moments are why I code in the first place :)
TBH sometimes I do miss writing code. And then I remember the hours of walking through lines codes to kill an effing bug that resulted in some epic FUBAR scenario that's straight out of twilight zone. That feeling nearly induced a stroke. This is when I know, I'm too old for that sh!t.
Software engineer Andrew told Bored Panda that the essence of any programmer's joy lies in creating new and exciting things, and seeing them work as intended, in all of their glory.
"The best moment for any programmer is seeing something you built work for the first time. It seems almost too good to be true, when something goes from an idea to a bunch of lines of code, to something that actually works and is helpful," Andrew explained a part of what drives his passion for coding.
"You don't even need to invent anything to experience this thrill. Often it's just a matter of taking a well-known algorithm and applying it to a new situation. There are many great teachers out there who can teach about algorithms and the thought process of how to apply them—people who can take something that has the potential to be really dry and make it fun and interesting," he explained that our mentors can shape how we view and experience the entire field of programming.
They Are Not Intresting Anymore
Best hacking I ever saw in a movie: 2 people typing on one keyboard supposedly shutting down 2 different systems.
I think anyone typing an apostrophe in sees is hardly in a position to criticize anyone else...
Days Since Last Timezone Issue
This applied to my daughter after she moved to another country and we started getting touching-home-base phone calls at weird hours between midnight and around 4 a.m., because she hadn't yet worked out this thing called time zones. Twenty-two years later, she's better at it now...
Andrew opened up to Bored Panda about how excited and joyous he felt when his software-based art project started working as intended. "I certainly had that kind of moment when my image processing program LeastAverageImage spat out the 'airplanes' image and it was exactly what I had been hoping for," he said. However, this wasn't the only time he felt like this.
"But I had a similar feeling when a program I intended to reduce photos to only the colors available on a Lite Brite completely failed but made a 'running paint' effect much cooler than anything I was intending to make," he shared. "That program isn't called LiteBriteColors now; it's called The ErrorSpreader," Andrew clarified.
The software engineer was honest about the fact that we can't expect huge breakthroughs and adrenaline-fuelled moments to happen too often in our daily lives. Though that doesn't mean that the job's all dull and dreary. Far from it! "Those 'eureka' moments don't happen every day, but the day-to-day fun in programming is debugging. I know that sounds crazy because if you're debugging it usually means the code you wrote doesn't work! But everyone I work with feels this way. The more confusing and strange the program's behavior is, the more fun it is to unravel the mystery, find the cause, and fix it. It's like a puzzle."
My “Web Server” Halloween Costume— 404 Champagne Not Found!
200 OK = Standard response for successful HTTP requests. (404 is "Not found", and 500 is "Internal Server Error" and often tells you "Something is broken") =)
Load More Replies...All Good!
only 10 issues in 10 lines of code? you missed most of them then...
In My Case It's Intentional
I have literally a after commit scanner that is searching for possible debug junk in the code
Finally, Andrew shared an exclusive glimpse into the world of programming with Bored Panda by giving us a taste of the kind of wit he heard during a grad class that he took.
"Teacher: Since we don't care about the language specifics, I'm going to write the example in pseudo-code.
Student: Pseudo-code...isn't that the puzzle with numbers on a grid?
Teacher: No, that's Sudoku."
Who said that learning can't be fun?
Currently, the r/ProgrammerHumor subreddit has just over 1.6 million members. It has been steadily growing as a community for the past decade. The sub will be celebrating 10 years since its founding on January 22, 2022, so if you’re a fan of what they do, why not pop in and say a quick, ‘Congratulations!’
The online group documents any and all memes and jokes that are related to everything to do with programming and computer science. So if you’ve got a coding meme that’s been on your mind for a while now or you’ve stumbled upon a programming joke online, don’t be shy, share it on the sub. However, you should put in the effort to be original. Check if you’re reposting a popular meme before sharing it.
Same Happened To This Meme
AKA Stackoverflow. I took the codes from someone in Minsk, who has a friend in Pinsk, whose friend in Omsk has friend in Tomsk with friend in Akmolinsk. Now his friend in Alexandrovsk has friend in Petropavlovsk, whose friend somehow solved the problem in Dnepropetrovsk. And who deserves the credit? And who deserves the blame? Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name!
OMG - thank you! Today I learned of a great song that I will love forever! Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name!
Load More Replies...Behind The Scenes
dont forget to import the time module and put the time. prefix before each sleep function!
Load More Replies...ew, Python?! ;) (kidding, only kidding. Python is one of the most widely used languages on the web. If you want to function as a developer in modern business, learn Python)
All in favor of Mojang replacing Minecraft Java Edition with Minecraft Python Edition
Load More Replies...Based On A Real Story
how many pan-galactic gargle blasters do you need to understand the meaning of life?
Load More Replies...The subreddit’s moderators have some guidelines for new and existing members. According to them, members ought to avoid generic memes that could apply to any profession and should also steer clear of general tech-related jokes that have been done to death. Jokes about putting your USB drive in the wrong way several times in a row would be an example of something that’s already been laughed at enough, it’s time for something fresh.
What the community is not, however, is your personal army of tech-savvy geeks who will fix any and all IT, PC, and coding issues you might have. If you want advice, there are plenty of online communities for that. r/ProgrammerHumor does what it says on the tin: it’s about programmer humor. Nothing more. Nothing less.
At the end of the day, as long as you put some effort into your jokes and titles, you should be fine. Part of the subreddit’s success can most likely be explained by the fact that they set the bar higher than average. This, in turn, leads to great jokes and even better memes that make internet users chuckle and subscribe. It’s an upward spiral of success that starts with extra effort on an individual redditor’s scale.
I Got This Advice
Tbh Microsoft are pretty petty for not releasing it to Linux so you have to use an entire Windows OS just to use the world's most powerful IDE
Load More Replies...Strange Kind
Nope not even that. Come back to a piece of code after a couple of months and "who wrote this rubbish". "Oh, me!".
Load More Replies...At my job coders and testers have a great relationship. I have been in places where that's not the case though and it's silly.
We Have All Been There
This is why good code is both 1) self-documenting and 2) well commented/documented
When it comes to humor, especially niche humor that’s related to coding, some Pandas will, inevitably, miss the joke. However, that’s part of the fun. It’s a learning process that helps reignite our curiosity about the world and hones our sense of humor.
Nothing Can Match This Feeling!
*sigh*
Learning JavaScript === looking both ways before you cross the street, and then getting hit by an airplane
Since it's a metaphor, I would use == (strokes neckbeard)
Load More Replies...Bullet Proof
I like to save my files yymmdd to sort them perfectly.
Load More Replies...YYYYMMDD is sortable. As a programmer, you save it in this format and cast it into whatever format you want in the dashboard.
to tell the truth yyyymmdd is good to keep backup files naturally ordered...
British comedy writer and stand-up comedian Ariane Sherine explained to me a while back that some people have jokes go over their heads because they weren’t looking for them. “I think some people just aren't used to looking for the humor in situations,” she told Bored Panda that if we’re aware that there should be a joke coming, our minds will work in overdrive to try and get it.
You Shall Never Disrespect The Ways Of The Elders
I always test and test locally. I'm known for being great at testing my own code. Then one day 10+ years ago I added a simple little log statement at the last second before checking in code. One little line something like LOG.info("Successfully processed RegID=" + registration.getID()). And I DIDN'T TEST it. Basically broke every app we owned when deployed to system test the next day. 3.14 points for those who spot the most likely reason for breaking stuff.
I should have known without even testing it - just basic good coding, but having been sloppy for some reason (hungover maybe? :-), at least testing would have caught this sloppiness.
Load More Replies...Comment Your Code People
Cleanish code with clear variable names and comments for the weird bits. ;-)
I supported a system that was just the opposite. Method name would be "Get date" and the comment would be "this gets the date". Methods that were the "weird bits" had names almost as bad as "method1" with no comment at all.
Load More Replies...Well yes...but you do still forget it in the first place. So you still get the rake handle to the face, it just heals a lot more quickly.
Load More Replies...Companies Stuck In 2019 Still Tryna Be Like Amazon
Next step: Complain on social media that nobody wants to work for them.
Damn $300 a week, I tell you! Or it's the Millennials! And everyone's looking at participation trophies on on their phones!
Load More Replies...These companies need to stop putting candidates through seemingly endless rounds of interviews.
On the other hand, there are a LOT of people who have no business being (pretending to be?) programmers. It gets worse with every year. I disagree with having to do multiple interviews, though. My preference would be contract for hire so you can get rid of the incompetent ones more easily.
“Many people take life very seriously (like my mum, who can vaguely identify a joke but always laughs in the wrong place!). Alternatively, it could be the fault of the person telling the joke—the humor might be too subtle and not signposted enough,” Ariane explored some other reasons why someone might not get the joke.
Seen At Computer Lab
Stay 127.0.0.1 (the refers own machine, so, home) wear a (subnet) mask.
Load More Replies...He's Got A Point
I spent 45 minutes trying to figure out what the h**l was going on one day. I'm a java programmer. After 12 years in the field, I had misspelled "String" as "string". Bad font. Very bad font!! Could hardly see the difference. I thought I had lost my mind when it wouldn't compile.
Ghaas
If you simply don’t get the joke no matter what, however, it’s best to be humble and ask for someone to explain it to you. There’s no shame in that! I would know, I had to ask my programmer pals to walk me through a few of these memes myself. Sure, the explanation might mean that you have a moment of epiphany instead of one of laughter, but you still come out as a winner in the end. This way, you’ll be ever more capable of getting better, faster, stronger coding jokes in the future.
Depression Is No More
I actually quite like C++. Assembler or machine code is much much worse, believe me!
COBOL - have u tried debugging it?? You would know what hate really means
My former instructor blames fortran for his hair loss.😁
Load More Replies...I took a really, really long path to C++, but I actually don't mind it that much... LOGO, Apple BASIC, QBasic, MS Quick Basic, Visual Basic for DOS, Visual Basic, Perl, PHP, JavaScript, Visual Basic .NET, C#, and then finally jumped into C/C++ with Arduino. I had tried C++ so many times over the years, but I had been corrupted by the BASIC family of languages XD .NET helped fix that :)
Found In A Book Of Facts
Under reallllly specific circumstances HIV can be transmitted by kissing...but infected person A would need to have a bleeding lip or mouth sore and uninfected person B would need to have an open mouth sore.....and most people wouldn't choose to kiss in that situation. And even if they did the chances of person B becoming infected from the exposure is pretty rare.
Load More Replies...Conspiracy Forever
Writing a pseudo virus that posts " gotcha" onscreen to prove they need OUR antivirus software. Yah.
“There's no other way but to ask people what the joke is. Or you might want to keep it to yourself that you have an under-developed sense of humor,” comedy expert Ariane joked that some people simply don’t want to admit that they don’t find something funny or have a limited sense of humor.
Oh No
wait... close laptop .. BBZZTTTT does not compute. but my coding for fun project is on that laptop, I like to relax from coding at work by coding.
Fear of being fired? anxiety? No way, this is my dream job! XD (and my personal computer is only 2 ft away, tyvm ;) )
This describes a whole lot of people since working at home became normal. Close your laptop but it's still right there work never lets you go home
Right?
"I'm a police officer" "Oh, really? Name one law. "...Don't...Kill people? "That's on me, II set the bar too low"
A lot of them seem to struggle with that one, though.
Load More Replies...Java is not a bad programming language. Being free, helped so many people in learning a C-like language, but ended up introducing real amateurs into the game. People incapable of understanding what temporal and spatial complexity is, hence making big useless resource eating software
It Hurts My Soul To Type 'Color'
Australia too! I have made the mistake of typing ‘colour’ WAY too many times 😂
ahhh, but the mistake is not yours.... the specification uses simplified english.
Load More Replies...petition w3c during the revision cycle to accept both as valid? CSS is ever-evolving
Just write a script to change your colour to color before each. Test
This has made me realize that I've literally never typed "colour" before.
Color. Sorry, had to type it without the u to undo the weird feeling it gave me XD
Load More Replies...That's what you get for not knowing how to spell! (joking! Reads enough British that the spelling slides right into place)
According to Ariane, some people are simply far too serious and look at life in a way that leaves very little room for fun, laughter, and quips. In her view, meditation could help people “tune into the lighter side of life,” help reduce their stress levels, and improve their happiness. [Text ends, pictures continue. Read again? Y/N.]
Really It Is A Mystery
Erase, that's what our ancestors called the delete button.
Load More Replies...True Or Not?
because every job, from entry level to advanced calls for fullstack when they actually have no idea what it means.
Load More Replies...4 Months Into My First Sof-Dev Job And Getting Serious Impostor Syndrome
Instead, my tech-lead suggested better ways to write things then made me rewrite everything. I'm now way more autonomous and a better programmer =)
Her Husband Must Be A Programmer Tyhe
Facebook Is Gone Next Let's Tackle The Real Problem
It Really Be Like That Though
Well COBOL is like writing an essay and needs to include pleases and thank yous. I refuse to touch it, even with a 20ft barge pole.
COBOL was OK. The fact that I mastered it in college kept me busy leading up to Y2K.
Load More Replies...Xkcd 2347
Little Contribution To The Indentation War
One of my friends wrote an entire program with spaces except one line with a tab, and when it didn't work, replaced all the spaces with tabs instead of vice versa
I’ve Just Ended A Thousand Years War (Credit: Florian Roth)
Peak Hacker Ability Unlocked
Nice Meme I Just Found
sysadmins - we find all the "undocumented features" of all programs from the people that do code... document the bugs in extreme detail.... and get told "that shouldn't happen" or "where were you running this?".... we're running it on the SOE that meets security specifications that the other 50,000 computers in the company use... the one that the dev's refuse to use.... that one.
I Wouldn’t Want Someone Who Knows Java Either
The original ad: https://tarta.ai/j/yZtw3nwBPV406l6XvtzA-embedded-software-engineer-in-longmont-colorado-at-winterwinds-robotics
From the job ad: "$70,000-$130,000/year depending on experience, with benefits+perks listed above to start, with regular advancement opportunities."
Load More Replies...It Only Takes A Few
Worth It!
Hanoi Horror
No wait theres more advanced helicopters so idk
Load More Replies...Why?
Give Me Some Clues
My Girlfriend Is Learning Some Coding For Her Job
This is why in a galaxy far far away, a long long time ago, they use references instead of static declarations.
Seriously Why?
The New And Improved Error Messages In Python 3.10 Are A Game-Changer
Don't Bash Me
Comparison Is The Thief Of Joy My Fellow Dev's
Because The Cpu Can't Address Anything Smaller Than A Byte
std::vector does, in many C++ implementations, but it also doesn't have many friends.
More Commits Messages From The Twitch Leak !
Every Single Time
The Only Reason Java Is Still Relevant Is Because It Is Shoved Down The Throats Of High Schoolers And College Students
Sadly. As much as I have a love-hate relationship with Java - that will stay on.
Load More Replies...Don't Be Scared. Math And Computing Are Friends
They're not scary. Just substitute all values of n and add, that's just what it says.
A Programmer's Solution
Honestly we all like the programmer solution but non programmers cross out the = instead of using !=
That is brilliant. Not the easy solution I came up with but infinitely better.
This Might Just Be A 100% Elimination Round
Give it an id/ class. In the CSS set its width. Set the margin property to auto. Done.
i, because nobody ever reads my code anyways uses a grid on the parent element and then place-items: center, or flexbox
Load More Replies...<div style="margin: auto;"/> (I'm deliberately being crude here - you're better using CSS - and BP eats angled brackets!!!)
But it allows HTML entities! áà Oh, dear, somebody's code is a bit dodgy!
Load More Replies...Guess, I Will Try Next Year
The Real Problem In Industry!!
One of the coders got so fed up that they became a sperm again and ceased existence.
Load More Replies...I Was Annoyed How Outdated That Meme Was, I Bumped Up The Specs A Bit
Alien Language!
And the actual answer is "D". HTML is not a programming language, as you can not do logic with it. An HTML file basically just is a fancy word document.
The "ML", if I recall correctly, even stands for "mark-up language"!
Load More Replies...This is actually challenging...Technically it's D, but maybe they're looking for B.
Why Shouldn't I Keep It?
Devs pretty much always keep a copy of the source code when they leave a job even though they aren't supposed to. It's for reference when dealing with complex problems that have been solved in that code. In reality, it's never referred back to and ends up sitting unused for years until it's forgotten about. I'm pretty sure I've still got code from previous jobs laying around somewhere, even though I've been at my current position for nearly 8 years.
Load More Replies...Why Do Java Programmers Wear Glasses? Because They Don't C#
The joke is that the name of the other programming language is literally "c sharp"
Based On A True Story
Any Js Developer Out Here?
My Professor Edited Our Java Program In Wordpad One Day Because Eclipse Crashed
I'll admit I've definetly used chaotic evil multiple times 🤭
Load More Replies...Foss (Forced Open Source Software)
Did They Just Invent On-Prem Hosting?
Tell them what? Nothing wrong with a private cloud as a concept. Cloud does not mean public or shared with the whole world per definition...
'Cloud' just means external storage on someone else's server. A private cloud would mean local storage, on your own server, which is how things were done before 'the cloud'. Get it now?
Load More Replies...I doubt "cost" is a top concern here. Cons of cloud solutions besides performance is data security, accessibility and availability. Many companies I worked with decided on going on premises mainly because of that. How would you feel knowing what at any point in time rogue nation (USA for example) can cut you off from your environment and data just because it does not like the government you elected?
"The Idea Guy" Pitching His Startup To Developers
Ah Yes, Linkedin Elitist Gatekeeping At It's Finest!
None of these questions have anything to do with how well you can code, except maybe 9.
Which makes it all the more concerning that the friend couldn't answer them. I can't program and I can answer 4 of these, how the hell did he only get 1?
Load More Replies...without irony, does one of these questions prove qualification for the job?
The Key To Readability
The power of good editors....... and good developers who know how to use them
Load More Replies...Why?
X Markup Language
I don't think anyone was *really* asking the question.
Load More Replies...Thanks for the link. Yes, it fits well in this post.
Load More Replies...Thanks for the link. Yes, it fits well in this post.
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