30 Painfully Relatable Memes And Jokes About Everything Programming And Computer Science (New Pics)

Life of a programmer sounds fun

All i see is just typing very very fast

Best hacking I ever saw in a movie: 2 people typing on one keyboard supposedly shutting down 2 different systems.

Once in a movie i saw a guy type gibberish on notepad

It's when they type in an IP address and it is clearly not valid (all the numbers should be between 0 and 255). They do it deliberately so that people won't try and connect to a real server, but my brain shouts "there's the problem right there - invalid IP address"!

I think anyone typing an apostrophe in sees is hardly in a position to criticize anyone else...

Check out this: https://itsfoss.com/hollywood-hacker-screen/

Be happy that they're only updating the system, half of the time, they're using linux codes on a windows OS; or, vice versa.

Brilliant.

Cute.

Amen!

Been there, done that. Should probably be wearing the T-shirt!

google

There should be a “sleep” after each print. Amateurs

42 is the answer, you just don't know the question.

Hehe

We are at peace with ourselves... For some time atleast..

I read "Christ wrote that..."

That's my brain because I too have 100 mental tabs open...

Learning JavaScript === looking both ways before you cross the street, and then getting hit by an airplane

For the last time: dd/mm/yy!!!!! Case closed

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Cleanish code with clear variable names and comments for the weird bits. ;-)

Next step: Complain on social media that nobody wants to work for them.

stay at home, wear a mask ?

Color

"Git" is it's polite name.

I actually quite like C++. Assembler or machine code is much much worse, believe me!

the other 9 think it is a Korean group

That's how it works

wait... close laptop .. BBZZTTTT does not compute. but my coding for fun project is on that laptop, I like to relax from coding at work by coding.

Runescape :)

Australia too! I have made the mistake of typing ‘colour’ WAY too many times 😂

What's a raise?

Nowadays everybody call themselves a FullStack dev.

Instead, my tech-lead suggested better ways to write things then made me rewrite everything. I'm now way more autonomous and a better programmer =)

JIRA has an API. JIRA can be automated. ;-)

Well COBOL is like writing an essay and needs to include pleases and thank yous. I refuse to touch it, even with a 20ft barge pole.

r u n k

*vomit*

Isnt tab 5 spaces?

Give you a shortcut, right click, inspect element, hit delete.

sysadmins - we find all the "undocumented features" of all programs from the people that do code... document the bugs in extreme detail.... and get told "that shouldn't happen" or "where were you running this?".... we're running it on the SOE that meets security specifications that the other 50,000 computers in the company use... the one that the dev's refuse to use.... that one.

Not sure what age range they are expecting to apply for this...

Me drawing in the day vs me drawing at night.

Is this He-man?

What sort do we need for this...

JSON and his technicolour error message.

The battle between developer and tester ensues...

Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people

Clippy

That's 4 nibbles right there!

std::vector does, in many C++ implementations, but it also doesn't have many friends.

"fix stupidity"

Java isn't going anywhere.

cc -o foo foo.c

HOLY S**T! THANK YOU!!!! THAT MAKES SO MUCH FRIGGIN SENSE

Non-developer answer is 8 - 4 = 4 but I prefer the other one 😂

Give it an id/ class. In the CSS set its width. Set the margin property to auto. Done.

But next year the user that already exists will also be 24....time to lie!

Where's the sperm going?