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40 Of The Best (Or Is That The Worst?) Dad Jokes Served By This Facebook Page
'Premium Dad Jokes' is a Facebook page dedicated to the art of cheesy, pun-filled humor. With 735,000 followers, it regularly delivers concentrated doses of cringe that make you groan, but at the same time, the page’s lightheartedness can also put a smile on your face.
It's a perfect combo to get into the mood for the upcoming weekend. Some people might dismiss dad jokes as uncool or outdated, but their enduring popularity suggests that there is something endearing about them. So continue scrolling, and let's see if you can find it!
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#1
Swearbirds! We Don't Know This Charity...but I'm Sure They Have At Least 1 Swearbird!
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#2
No More Going To The Dispensary Before Labeling Spices
#3
Ouch!
#5
Great Idea!
#7
No Pain, No Gain
#9
Makes Sense
Olive Harper 3 years ago
I doubt she could have made that "standwich" in less than a minute. Look at the time the text were sent
#10
Genius!
Widdershins66 3 years ago
The "opened window" looks lovely and restful. Mindfulness? Only thing missing is a cozy bed 🛌😴
#11
It's True
#12
This Made Me Laugh Way Too Hard!
#13
Cute
#14
Yeah It Does!
ThatOmniCapybara(she/they) 3 years ago (edited)
Too true! I wonder... what do other colors taste like? edit: this comment got a LOT more replies and upvotes than I expected. I upvoted all your replies
#15
The Worthy Will Know...this Is A Horse
#19
But For Real
#20
And Weigh The Same As A Duck!
#22
Those Kids Will Now Have To Watch The Die Hard Series Of Great Christmas Movies
#23
Lol
#24
Awkward
Zane Lumagrowl 3 years ago
Did you know? The pool on the Titanic is still full of water after all this time!
#25
Could Be Cookies. Could Be Sewing Supplies
#28
Truth
#29
Mocktopus
#30
C'mon, People!
RoanTheMad 3 years ago (edited)
WELL WHO MADE IT SO THAT I COULDN'T PROPERLY DIGEST THE ANIMAL MILK, HUH?!
#31
Truth
#32
Haha
#35
Then Later Find Out It Wasn't The Bolt You Needed To Loosen
#36
Just Wanted To Air It Out
#37
Indeed
#38
"They Still Have Some Life Left In 'Em!"
#39
"Just To Make Sure It's There"
#40
Yesss
#42
Right... I Meant To Do That
#43
Oh...that's Nice!
#44
Hahahaha
Ozymandias73 3 years ago
Nah man, see me? I'm a WILD cat. Come and go when I please. Yah, that kush job is cool, but are you free though? Like, truly free?
#45
I’d Pay Good Money To Watch Two Rival Dads Square Off In The Mowing And BBQ Olympics
#46
How Embarrassing
#47
They Can Really Spread Out
#49
Logical
#50
Perfect. No Notes
#51
Dually Noted!
#53
This Is Me
#54
This Concludes Today's Geography Lesson
#55
I Actually Love Stupid Dogs. They Are Easier To Teach
#56
Seat's Taken!
#57
Right?!
#58
Haha
#59
Igloo
#60
Obo
#62
If It Don't Fit Don't Faucet
#63
Perfect
#64
Lol
#68
I Had To Say This Out Loud To Really Appreciate It
#69
And Maybe Get A Ride Back To The Station!
#71
Hahahaha
#72
At Least He Knows What Lol - Lot's Of Love Is
#75
When The City Tries To Save Money And Orders From Wish
#76
We're Here To Serve
#79
Well... Not Anymore. Thanks Dawn!
#80
Fact
#82
Hotdigity Dog!
#83
Awkward
#84
Nice!
#85
"Hello, I'm Here To Talk To You About My Body's Extended Warranty"
#86
Truth
BewilderedBanana 3 years ago
They might just mean it doesn't contain animal products like milk though (which is used in mashed potatoes where i come from)
#89
Facts
#90
Awkward
Veronica Vatter 3 years ago
I firmly believe that Christmas in July is just when you manage to find all the presents you stuck in a "safe place"
#93
I Laughed Way Too Loud!
#94
Yess
#96
Every Married Man!
#100
Legendary
Bored&InSchool 3 years ago
I remember 2 days ago looking at page 504 of a text book and was having trouble getting it to stay the right way and joked "504 error, page not found."
#101
He Knew
#102
This Makes Sense
#104
We Know What That Means
#105
I'm Glad We've Got That Finally Figured Out
#106
So Much Worse
#107
Where Are The Fact Checkers When You Need Them. Misinformation!
#108
Builds Character
#109
Don't Scream. It Will Sense Weakness And Summon The Rest Of The Set
#110
The Chalupa Was Good, But I Was Pretty Chilly With No Clothes
#111
Seriously
#112
Yesss
#113
No Cap
#114
Noooooo
#115
Oh Broth'er! Noodleless To Say, That Was A Souper Groaner!
#116
I C What You Did There
#117
Dogs Chase Cars, Men Watch Helicopters. It's Hardwired
#118
A Little Mud Will Make It Look Beautiful
#119
Lol
#120
Captchas Really Are Getting Hard
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Michael Largey 3 years ago (edited)
On a personal family note, the "Dad" in "Dad Jokes" actually refers to my father. Practitioners of this art form strive to equal the exquisite painfulness of his humor, but it's like trying to race past infinity.
Paul Mitchell 3 years ago
Dads are usually paying most, if not all, of the bills. It's easy to spend money when you didn't earn it.
Michael Largey 3 years ago (edited)
On a personal family note, the "Dad" in "Dad Jokes" actually refers to my father. Practitioners of this art form strive to equal the exquisite painfulness of his humor, but it's like trying to race past infinity.
Paul Mitchell 3 years ago
Dads are usually paying most, if not all, of the bills. It's easy to spend money when you didn't earn it.
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