If You Are Going Through An Existential Crisis, These 50 Funny Philosophical Memes Might Help
In this day and age, memes are basically whatever we want them to be. Funny, terrifying, a way of passing on news or just a means of putting a familiar frame on some of our ideas. Don’t let the simple images and short captions fool you, there is a lot of thought that can go into the most simple online post.
The “Disturbing Book Club” Facebook page is dedicated to funny, relatable and existential philosophy memes. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section below.
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I believe that most humans will prefer to connect with other humans through their art – instead consuming AI generated content. So I see hope for all artists.
We already mentally dismiss AI art, unless it's pretending to be something else, then we angrily dismiss it
Load More Replies...Saw this on instagram too. The main comments were: "You know there are dishwashers and washing machines for clothes, right?" and "What if AI can do art and writing better than you?" 😂😂
We were asked at a class, which robots we knew about in our country. Dishwasher and washing machine were not even mentioned. Because, what was once robots are now just machines. 🤷🏻🤷🏻
Load More Replies...Yeah but people thought it was a warning against communism when it's a warning against autoritarianism. So they just thought they would be free by eradicating communism and communists, creating the exact autoritarism denounced in the process.
If we're not careful, Orwell will be considered a prophet who just got the dates wrong.
I think Orwell’s book 'Animal Farm' has more relevance these days...
Which apocalypse? Nuclear war, Zombies, Pandemics... so much possibilities nowadays
Mostly social apocalypse. The regression movement worldwide is trying its damnedest to erase as much social progress as it can, and it's making alarming strides at it too.
Load More Replies...Again I say: we are not living in postapocalyptic times. We are living in PERIapocalyptic times, which is a whole different genre.
Philosophy, or, from Greek, “'love of wisdom,” is one of those concepts where we all sort of know what it means, but actually defining it can be tricky. Some enjoy vague platitudes like “philosophy is thinking about ideas,” which is so vague as to encompass nearly every single thing you can imagine.
There are and likely will be countless texts on what philosophy actually is, but one, more concrete detail that we know, is that the term was likely coined by Pythagoras of Samos. Some of you might be familiar with his theorem for calculating the three sides of a right triangle.
"Larry, what's the meaning of it all?" "Dude, I literally just picked up your poop in a plastic bag - that's pretty much all the meaning I got. Can we go home now so I can throw away this unpleasantly warm bag and wash my hands?"
"John. Question. If rabbit feet are lucky, what happened to the rabbit?"
Some people just can't let a decent joke stand (albeit in this case a hoary old cliché) without ruining it with explanation.
To be fair, not everyone has been around as long as you and are hearing it for the first time.
Load More Replies...Some college kids I knew did a skit one time where Freud was giving somebody an inkblot test. He held up one that was clearly the silhouette of a dog and said, "What is this?" The patient answered, "A dog." Freud said, "That's right: a penis."
How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis.
Harry, of course! He failed to learn the correct spells. He survived by accident, luck, and help from his friends.
Load More Replies...Is see AI plagiarism, I downvote. Please don't encourage this kind of thing.
I really recommend "a young doctors notebook" if you want to see Daniel Radcliffe in something Dostojevskij could have written (as far as i know (nothing))
Why do the Rowling devotees always find their way to the comment section? I can't think of a single other figure who gets defended on here like her despite their words/actions.
Not a Rowling supporter this time, just an AI hater
Load More Replies...I'm amazed that Daniel Radcliffe can grow a beard, I would have thought it would have been more likely for Emma Watson!
In English, the word, as usual, was “loaned” from the French language in roughly the 11th century. Even then, its meaning differed from person to person. Some wrote that it was the "advanced study of the speculative subjects (logic, ethics, physics, and metaphysics)," while others believed that it was best described as “deep wisdom consisting of love of truth and virtuous living.”
The same question I scream into the void when I wake up every morning.
Bes sure to remember to always SCREAM into the VOID and STARE into the ABYSS. Do not mix them up! We don't need another accident like with Brenda last week! Stay safe!
Load More Replies...Someone once observed "Philosophers ask things like 'Why is there Air?' Any Phys Ed major can tell you. 'It's so we can blow up footballs and basketballs!'."
I did that with this meme because I got distracted half way through twice!
No but what kind of artworks from the past have these funny and funky details that make it to the memes? Like this one, with this skeleton reading and leaning on one elbow? This is awesome art, I love it!
Because "Levitating" by Dua Lipa keeps playing in your head. Over and over again.
Omg yes and then you get frustrated and then you just give up and go to sleep cause it's one in the morning
Which is all well and good, until you actually ask for specifics, then you will get as many suggestions as there are people. Maybe even more, as some people are just indecisive. This is not a criticism of philosophy as a concept, but just a reminder that it’s a constantly shifting and evolving field.
Hope *box*springs eternal. (Best I could come up with at 7 am ESDT after a two hour nap. 🤷)
Anyone can sit, Nothing really mattress, Nothing really mattress to me .....
"The learner always begins by finding fault, but the scholar sees the positive merit in everything." - Hegel, himself
Gormenghast is a fantasy series by British author Mervyn Peake... It could have worse... They could have left a set of British author Mervyn Peake’s fantasy series Gormenghast... He reputedly committed suicide halfway through writing the series and his son finished them and who later also committed suicide... Having tried to read the first novel in the series... I can fully understand their need to top themselves...!!
Slight Edit: They could have left a set of British author Mervyn Peake’s fantasy series Gormenghast... He reputedly committed suicide halfway through writing the series and his son finished them and who later also committed suicide... Having tried to read the first novel in the series... I can fully understand their need to top themselves...!!
Load More Replies...I saw this joke with dolphins tickets a few years back when they were in the running for worst team in the NFL. I'm a dolphin fan
With mass media, the internet and a comprehensive system of universities, academies and schools across much of the world, it’s really not that hard to get some recognition if you have an idea. You’ll just have to push your way to the “front of the crowd” as ideas and theories are a dime a dozen now.
Simplified English is a set of approved words and writing rules. Its makers made it to help engineers write manuals (instruction books) so that people all over the world can read them. Is there a google translator option that can translate Philosophy into simple english for us dumb dumbs?
No. Because philosophy is engineered to confuse students of philosophy. They deliberately use words in entirely different ways than in standard English. It's infuriating. Also many of them seem to have been paid by the word.
Load More Replies...Noam Chomsky is the world's top linguistic scholar. But he cannot write anything the average person can understand.
I have one book of linguistics by Chomsky. The sound patterns of the English language. I'm an experimental musician sometimes and thought" Hey I might find some ideas of how to use these concepts in writing music" but it's sadly way beyond me.
Load More Replies...On the left is what immigrants see when having to learn the English language.
Can be. At least in Pure Maths all the symbols have a clear agreed meaning.
Load More Replies...Philosophy: a subject where you learn just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.
I love how at 1:16 AM all of the comments were posted less than 30 minutes ago. Pandas with a poor sleep schedule, unite! Edit: Yeah, I probably should've remembered that time zones are a thing before posting this. I'm so sorry!!
It's just past 5 AM here. Woke up for a nighttime wee at 4AM naively thinking I'd go back to sleep, and ofc because of 'thinking' here I am.
Lol u posted that at around 3:00 AM over here
Load More Replies...02.47 AM in the GMT+2 zone 😬 So I read and think, therefore I don't sleep.
Evolutionarily the next step for everything is crab
Load More Replies...But, all liquids at that depth have the same pressure, liquids can't compress. Don't all chemical reactions happen the same as normal? So it's not much difference to liquids at sea level. Just darker.
when people ask me what's on my mind, I say "If I wanted to share, I would have."
Similarly, as low-brow as they might seem, memes are a wonderful way to spread ideas. After all, a meme contains a kernel of shared knowledge or understanding, so a joke or concept can be communicated with a very simple image. Blocks of unparsable texts are out, memes are in, for better or worse.
This week I had to warn someone that I am absolutely out of my tree because I couldn’t get my anxiety prescription and was in withdrawal. Their response? “Don’t worry!” Wow ta.
Oh, well I really want to be sad, that's why I am sad, because I have control over that! /s
This was some neat low stakes impersonal drama regarding this ship. I was invested in it.😀
Interesting that not many people actually know what he did to the dogs. Horrible.
Load More Replies...I used to enter the school writing contest every year but never won anything. Until I submitted a full on grimdark murder/suicide story, written in a moment of "bet this'll make 'em happy" cynicism. First prize.
Cats (or any animal) always increase my serotonin levels. Hard to have a bad day with goats and ferrets and cats and dogs and ponies and pigs and bun buns
Unless you are called by the bakery, because your pony didn't bring money to pay for the carrot cake. She is an escape artist and loves to independently explore the village. Luckily small, rural village with tolerant people.
Load More Replies...I was told dogs can't get into heaven because they have no soul. I responded that if there are no dogs in heaven, I do not want to go there.
The reason you haven't found your soulmate is because they were born in another country and have no idea you exist. O,r you know, the other side of town, IDK.
🎵maybe my soulmate died, I don’t know, maybe I don’t have a soul🎵
Philosophers ca 350 BC: can't be headmaster of your sodding academy? Whelp, I'll just invent biology then.
Except Aristotle was frequently spectacularly wrong. His "biology" claimed (and I am taking quotes from Wikiquote, wikiquote.org/wiki/Aristotle here), that *Men have more teeth than women (he was married twice); *Eels are spontaneously generated from mud, *Women are "deformed male[s]" (yes, actual quote). * He claimed kids are healthier if the wind's northwards when they're conceived, by some mechanism (Bertrand Russell notes here: "One gathers that the two Mrs. Aristotles [he was married twice] both had to run out and look at the weathercock every evening before going to bed.") *If someone gets bitten by a "mad dog" (rabies?) he'll be fine; *pregnant shrews' bites are dangerous to horses; *a cure for insomnia in elephants is (Russell again!) "rubbing their shoulders with salt, olive oil, and warm water". Etc. He was a bad biologist. Oh, and he SUPPORTED SLAVERY. (not chattel slavery but c'mon if that's your bar you really need to re-examine your standards) Edit: forgot to mention he supported slavery.
Load More Replies...To be fair, the PHD students these days find that most of the good ideas have already been thunk by some 'philosopher dude' and usually well before 1770. There was a philosopher chick in ancient Greece who worked out the movement of the solar system and the correct positioning of the Sun within it... Typically, a man got all the credit a 1000 years later.
Does someone know the name of this "philosopher chick" so she can get the respect she deserves? Unfortunately I can only think of Hypatia but she was a mathematician.
Load More Replies...... random guy on the internet: I debunked your science because I watched some YouTube video.
C**p. Now I need to dig out my teapot because I really, really wanna do this.
Not all ways are found by following the path laid before us. *teapot burbling sounds.*
Just think what that's going to look like in about one second from now. The cup is full; there's much more still in the air - - -
You know there is going to be a large number of people who will attempt this.
When you realize that you don't have to be a good person to get into a heaven that doesn't exist. You just have to be a good person because it's the right thing to do.
Or just be a neutral, passive, apathetic bystander who floats around finding weird things until death. Like me!
Load More Replies...Nihilism: Life is meaningless - despair. Secular Buddhism: Life is meaningless - hope.
Happy, peaceful and useful. That's all I need for a meaningful, fulfilling and sustainable existence
It only looks that way because you're not where I am.
Load More Replies...Thin people are just fat people who are thin - which one's the truth? 😁
Load More Replies...People who have hair are just people without hair, with hair.
People with beards are hiding something and are not to be trusted... Also... Men who cross their legs... See people with beards...!!
This is back asswards. People with no beard are those who chose nakey facey. We all have beards
Apparently, he concocted his theory about hysteria because he couldn't handle the fact that so many women in such a puritanical society had suffered incest. Hysteria blamed the women for not being able to cope instead of helping them.
Load More Replies...It's amazing how many people still believe Freud was right. His diagnoses always blamed sex and mother. Obviously these were his own difficulties.
You can also replace "happy and healthy" with "sad and messed up" and it still works.
look at it this way.... the pizza has not actually touched the floor yet...so...
I'd scoop it back into that box and eat it, especially if I was terribly drunk, which I expect this lovely lady is.
Load More Replies...To me, Schopenhauer has no power. For Kierkegaard, I have no regard. But Friedrich Nietzsche is simply peachy.
Does anyone knows the story behind that picture? Was it staged? One of my favourite memes though 🙂
Know Your Meme, not staged, photoshopped. And a story behind every image. The girl in the weddiing dress, not crying, just very very drunk after Chelsea vs Liverpool game. Woman passing out on London subway dropping her pizza, and a goth girl and her raven on Moscow subway.
Load More Replies...Is this a photo of real life - meaning not a staged or photoshopped photo? I seem to remember the person with the raven and the pizza lady, but I don't recall them being in the same photo. It's not a criticism at all (perfectly fine to do this for a meme or laughs). I'm just curious.
I wish I could discuss cosmology with other friends, but they only seem to be interested in who's being voted off love island. :(
I don't know about this love island, but I'm still upset Pluto is voted off the list of planets, just because it isn't attractive enough (doesn't have gravitational dominance).
Load More Replies...I worked as a janitor at the UsGS astrogeology department when they were doing the first surface exploration of Mars via the Sojourner Rover. So I got to see an watch how planetary maps are made. The best part was having conversations with the scientists. They were just as excited to talk as I was. It was so freaking cool. I still follow Cosmology pretty closely. It's strange that for me reading the studies and the science actually stimulates the more creative and out -there writing so win win.
Only once. I was invited to a "get together" of college students at a bar downtown. They were all 3rd year and over 30 but only one had a class that I was also taking elsewhere. We sat for 3+ hours discussing ethics and totally boring the others at the table. Neither she nor I were invited back, lol.
At 16, I crushed on a 13. She was later Dean of Mathematics at Wm and Mary.
no i js keep yapping and they smile and nod with an occasional “wait what??”
Isn't that the whole conspiracy in The Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy? Earth being destroyed one woman discovered the secret to happiness, so a consortium of therapists destroyed the world so the woman could not tell anyone, the universe becoming content and no needing therapists...
Load More Replies...Yay Geralt! I just started watching this. I love it. Not sure how I'm going to do when season 4 comes out though...
But this is obviously posed art as opposed to a true representation of a person so obviously no one truly feels this way and so you don’t truly feel my pain?? Is that what this is all about? Thank you for listening.
"normal" people talk to me about a movie and i end speaking by myself 15 minutes about the past and future projects of the director. Damn me.
Ugh. I'm so guilty of this. After 60 years I have finally learned to watch for clues that the person I'm talking to is at a point where they'd be willing to chew off an arm to get away from me.
I have the best son in the world. I picked up drumming and last time he came over, I talked almost non-stop about drumming for at least two hours. Didn't even realize until after he left. He just let me yap on and asked a few questions and had some comments. But most people would have been very annoyed. He's a very patient person. I try not to do this, but it's not the first time, nor will it be the last. Love that "kid" to pieces.
Ha! Ask me about goats or ferrets or building America or space/science. Guy with a dog started talking to me about Hobbs the 3-legged house goat and inspektor Noodles (ferret) in the cart and an hour and a half later I can leave and he knows all about potty training goats and ferrets and leash training and diet
Oh yeah did you hear that we found a fern with the world's largest genome? nature.com/articles/d41586-024-01567-7. We don't know why it has that, it's just a small fern in the Pacific that has 50 times more genes than humans (160 billion or so for the plant). If you don't, I recommend (I swear I'm not endorsed by them) you get Nature's Daily Briefing, it's where you learn this sort of stuff. Also it's free, though the research isn't necessarily, which is annoying. They write pretty well for a general audience, which makes sense even if they were writing for scientists, since their readers presumably span scientific study. You can sign up at nature.com/briefing/signup. I also recommend quantamagazine.org (though it's started doing more reporting on 'AI can help with this' lately). They won a Pulitzer for their reporting on the James Webb Space Telescope! edit: nature daily briefing shout-out, because it's great. Also Quanta shout out.
Load More Replies...I was a high functioning Adderall addict for years. I was exhausting to be around.
Foucault's life goal was to torture young and hopeful university students. He accomplished it.
This is why I prefer my hermit life. Surrounded by my animals and get to watch the world burn through the screen
Wait what is that reference to, it’s been bugging me for years
Load More Replies...That great golden past never existed. Our ancestors were horrible racist people. The food was terrible, and everybody stank like unwashed socks.
Everybody thinks how things were when they were coming of age is the best way for things to be.
Looks to me like it’s a book about the importance of graphic design (only joking)
Probably you only read his phenomenology, which was his most frivolous work?
Load More Replies...Heidegger is always worse. I met a German once and said we were reading Heidegger in translation. He said: I wonder when the German translation will be available.
Load More Replies...Fun fact: Captain Haddock cannot drink water. It is, for whatever reason, bad for him.
He can drink water. When it's diluted with enough whisky.
Load More Replies...Unless you look just like Socrates. Then, it's less fun.
Load More Replies...I would love to say that Freud was more interesting than that but really he wasn't. We really should celebrate that the world is NOT the way Freud saw it.
Freud was a victim of being a pioneer. He helped open a door to brand new areas of scientific research. Unfortunately for him, he was stumbling in the dark. I love Freud for what he started, but most of his ideas are ridiculous knowing what we know now (in my opinion).
Load More Replies...I dont wanna but I naturally do. Since forever. One good thing that came out of it was I exploited this condition to do PhD.
It is life that is exhausting. Trying to understand this brings a bit of relief.
Well, why don't /you/ think about why you think we want to think so bad?!
OH COME ON BP! You're censoring F-A-N-N-Y now?
Load More Replies...When in doubt help a brother out. Service to others often brings about clarity and happiness and gives purpose and meaning/ fulfillment to our own life
I did that too, but now I'm just paralyzed by routine...
Load More Replies...First, it's important to note that Kafka was depressed as sh*t. Second, I thought Metamorphosis was about how society treats a man when he is no longer "useful." Yes, no?
Not sure why I'd care about the opinion of a stranger on a book I've never read?
Sometimes people just feel like publicly announcing their opinion on something... 👀
Load More Replies...Unless its Sam Elliot or Tom Selleck. They are definitely trustworthy!
Ah, good ol` Karl in the lower left corner... not the best choice given how his whole theories affected world history
When Henry Bergson published "The laughter" (May 1900) people bought it thinking it contained jokes...
"A little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism; but depth in philosophy bringeth men’s minds about to religion" -Sir Francis Bacon-
*Morgan Freeman voice* But France was not bacon, just another country to be depressed in.
Load More Replies...I did! I have been hunting my 40 acres to find them. I live in the foothills of Mt Rainer. The most common ferns around me get almost 8' tall. It's a blast to take all my animals on a nature walk with me. Sounds familiar and fantastic. I will definitely check it out
I don't care about the beliefs and traditions of dead people -Spongebob Squarepants
When Henry Bergson published "The laughter" (May 1900) people bought it thinking it contained jokes...
"A little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism; but depth in philosophy bringeth men’s minds about to religion" -Sir Francis Bacon-
*Morgan Freeman voice* But France was not bacon, just another country to be depressed in.
Load More Replies...I did! I have been hunting my 40 acres to find them. I live in the foothills of Mt Rainer. The most common ferns around me get almost 8' tall. It's a blast to take all my animals on a nature walk with me. Sounds familiar and fantastic. I will definitely check it out
I don't care about the beliefs and traditions of dead people -Spongebob Squarepants
