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38 Hilarious But Lowkey Unhinged Things People Did To Get Back At Their Ex
The famous saying goes, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” But when it comes to revenge against your ex, you don’t necessarily have to be a woman. Who hasn’t fantasized about getting back at a bad partner? One study shows that a whopping 52% of us not only fantasize, but actually carry out some sort of revenge.
In a lighthearted video, user @_nguyenthaoo shared her ideas about how she would get back at a man who had done her wrong. She thought it was best to get revenge on her ex by inconveniencing him: things like stealing his microwave plate, dousing his windowsills in sugar water so it attracts ants and flies, and stuffing all cabinets with rice and marbles.
People in the comments started sharing their ideas too, and soon, one petty revenge plan more hilarious than the next one blessed the comments. Below, you'll find the most inventive, whimsical, and original answers, and who knows — maybe one or two will even come in handy after a bad breakup?
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#1
Someone said she sprayed milk on the walls so it'll spoil and smell and he wouldn't know where the smell comes from...
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#2
Glitter everywhereeeeeee on the fan too so once he thinks he cleaned it all up eventually when he does boom part 2!!
Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost 39 minutes ago
Who the heii says everywhereeeeeee??? When I say it, I say eeeeeeverywhere
#3
I raise you one. Take the oven racks and the microwave plate.
#4
rubber bands on the driveway. you can't sweep them he has to pick up. every. single. one.
#7
i’m turning his socks inside out and super gluing sand to them and then turning them back proper so it’s always super uncomfy.
#8
sign up his email to every newsletter u see.
Gerry Higgins 2 hours ago (edited)
Use his business email address for p**n sites. Really raunchy ones.
#10
Take the label wrappers off all the cans in the pantry.
#11
Glitter in the most random places because you can’t get rid of it EVER. Orange self tanner in his cream. Take one sock from every pair.
#12
Chia seeds in the washing machine.
#14
Hide the remote! Tie all his shoes together! Glitter!
#15
Steal all the tupperwear lids.
Silversong 1 hour ago
Alternate half the lids and half the bowls so that he has no working lids and bottoms
#16
“Misplace his passport”.
#17
I left a can of open tuna under the seat of his car with the windows rolled up in the middle of summer.
#18
lady bug eggs in the vents (and under the seat of their car if you wanna be extra) ensures a delayed sense of horror when they eventually hatch and crawl out.
Stephanie L Thesing 1 hour ago
I’m kinda wondering how one goes about procuring just ladybugs, much less a decent amount of ladybug eggs. This one may be a bit out of reach….
#19
the African in me will cut every wire in the house bt make sure its nt noticeable the oven, the TV,the flat iron,the microwave not forgetting the ps and I will delete all his progress that part always.
#20
Legal assistant over here: real case, two people went to court because after they got divorced, the person who left the house kept the app for the thermostat on his/her phone. Just imagine.
#23
Bird seed! It’ll attracts mice and rats! Hahahah.
Spencers slave no more 41 minutes ago (edited)
That's not fair on the neighbours though. Plus rats and mice bring fleas.
#29
I love the ants idea cause our old house had an infestation with it and it's js the most annoying thing on earth, so what I would do it take it a step further and add sugar water on all of his towels+.
#32
Hair removal in conditioner.
Silversong 1 hour ago
Pour most of it out and add plain water in so it's the stupidest nonsense you can imagine
#35
small pieces of Styrofoam.
#36
hear me out!stones in the fuel/gas tank! it'll make the worst noise and he'll never know where is coming from to get it out.
Gerry Higgins 2 hours ago
Causing permanent damage that costs money to repair could lead to criminal charges. Don't ever do revenge that can back-fire on you.
#38
Quinoa in the bed sheets.
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AtMostAFabulist 44 minutes ago (edited)
I had a friend many years ago who took those cards they put in magazines to sign up for a subscription, filled them all out in his name and mailed them in. I asked her to let me know if I ever pi$$ed her off so I could apologize.
Spencers slave no more 39 minutes ago
Some of these would result in criminal charges, especially if the home is a rental.
AtMostAFabulist 44 minutes ago (edited)
I had a friend many years ago who took those cards they put in magazines to sign up for a subscription, filled them all out in his name and mailed them in. I asked her to let me know if I ever pi$$ed her off so I could apologize.
Spencers slave no more 39 minutes ago
Some of these would result in criminal charges, especially if the home is a rental.
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