30 Of The Funniest Tweets From People Answering The Question ‘What’s Your Degree In’

the answer is 42

mine is not working either and I'm studying the same...

same for Computer Engineering

I want to study that!

people Always mistake astroLOGY and astroNOMY

is there one that does lakes?

exposure… that's paid the bills

I’m a clinical psychologist in private practice: most people ask where my couch is

'So you spend all the time playing with dolphins?' 'No i mostly study the sea currents and disect dead animals to study their parasites' '....'

🤣 no one is safe

They're right about one thing though, studying meteors does sound cool.

Actually this is great and they are wrong! Dead languages keep a lot of mistery in them and they are the beggining of modern literature. Same goes with Ancient history, first society, first goverments, ancient science and etc. So your degree is exploration!

Great answer!!!

So what are you capable of?

Teachers get paid a really ridiculously tiny amount of money, considering the amount of work they have to do both during and after working hours

Sooo... do you want to grow weed or not?

The "Hank (yes, I'm working on a sequel) Green" part is even funnier than the tweet. :D

One of my coworkers told me how she had a math teacher in high school that told her she could always fall back on Math. She majored in English and now is a high school Math teacher.

Takes the pen, pulls up a sheet of paper: "sure, but before, I need your signature here to prove that you'll take it seriously. Uhm....ok, can I get the pen back to sign it? Sure, 5$."

All the way to the bank

Yep. Conversation killer every time. My mum started telling people I was 'doing a science degree' because it was too awkward otherwise.

I am in eighth grade but plan on minoring in Creative Writing as I have written two books. I want to major in Forensic Chemistry.

no, you don't want to be a person?

I always get "you can study that?"

"Some great conspiracy theory by the government, to match the fake idea that the earth is round... " 😒

Major in talking? My sister would pass with flying colors!

Too many, he had Crohn's disease and Marfan's syndrome

"so you know lot of porn website i guess"

with a calculator

may be funny but true