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There’s nothing quite as exasperating as that ‘final straw’ moment on a terrible day. You know, that day when nothing seems to be going your way; when problems arise one after the other and you can’t catch a break. And while certain inconveniences on such days lead to us waving the white flag, seeing them happen to somebody else often makes us feel a little bit better (as difficult as it might be to admit it).

We have combed through the plains of the internet to bring you a collection of pictures showing how someone’s day was totally ruined. Whether you need a pick-me-up on an equally unfortunate day or you simply want to appease the inner villain in you, bear in mind that this list is always just a couple of clicks away. And if you’re in the mood to browse it right now, wait no longer and scroll down to find the images.

In order to better understand how bad days affect us and how to cope with them, Bored Panda has reached out to the Professor of the Public Understanding of Psychology at the University of Hertfordshire, Richard Wiseman and Susan Heitler, PhD, clinical psychologist and author of ‘Prescriptions Without Pills’. They were kind enough to share their insight, which you will find in the text below.

#1

Exsperminate

Exsperminate

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Austin Sauce
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dalek… Phallic…. What’s the difference?

Logan Bailey
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Back in college whenever there was a good snow my friends and I would sneak onto the main campus grounds and build the largest, most anatomically correct snow penis and balls that we could where the most possible passers-by would see it. When the sun came up our glorious work was revealed to everyone who was hurrying to class or driving by. Usually caused a commotion of people laughing, pointing, taking pictures, and cars honking horns and a small traffic jam from all the rubbernecking for a few hours. Eventually the cops would find out about it, and some poor schmuck rookie would get sent to knock the giant snow member down. He would be booed, taunted, and pelted with snowballs while trying to destroy our 8-foot-tall frosty phallus. Ah, the good ol' days...

Navindu Wijewardena
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well, you could say it was hard *badum tiss*

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Every once in a while, a bad day is inevitable. And it doesn’t have to be catastrophic to ruin the mood completely; sometimes a minor thing is enough to push us over the edge. It’s even worse when such things add up (I guess they say “when it rains, it pours” for a reason), and when they do, we tend to blame it on bad luck.

“I think that we all like to try to explain the events that happen to us because it gives us a feeling of control. We often try to make sense of our experiences using the idea of luck because it helps to explain events that might otherwise appear inexplicable,” professor of the Public Understanding of Psychology Richard Wiseman told Bored Panda.

“And so when someone experiences a run of challenging events, they might find some comfort in thinking that they are unlucky because at least they have some kind of explanation.”

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    #2

    My Cat Just Came Back From One Of Her Evening Strolls With Someone Else's Keys In Her Mouth

    My Cat Just Came Back From One Of Her Evening Strolls With Someone Else's Keys In Her Mouth

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    Soph the Loaf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at that smug little face. She knows what she did

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one beautiful kitty, though

    EarthGrowl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an evil smirk! Kitty is planning havoc!

    Zelda McLink
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bengal; they are crazy smart cats!

    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't bring a little meat. I brought access to a whole refrigerator of meat!"

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a door key. I think she's planning to open somebody's safe deposit box.

    K_Tx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost looks like an old skeleton key.

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    The Milk In Your Fridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “come on loser, we’re planning a heist tonight! stealing all of the dreamies…”

    Meh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a stunning cat

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    #3

    An Honest Mistake

    An Honest Mistake

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    tom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who learned Japanese with a lisp, turns out his Japanese teacher had a lisp.

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    The Milk In Your Fridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of “the gween gween gwass of home and pwease wewease me” (iykyk)

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my pupils can't pronounce r, at all, not even as w. He says green as geen. When he says fruit his way, it sounds like a swearword in Polish.

    Xandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a swear word in Romanian also, I didn't know we had common ones

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    Mike Y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my sister Cocaine......

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be slightly more subtle; have four daughters and name them Lucy, Sky, Diamond, and Molly.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're the one keeping Austin weird!

    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 2 and a half year old son was dropping the F bomb in kinder, turns out he was trying to say the word "truck"

    CD King
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a Aussie room mate for about 4-5 months. He said his name was Cal... so thats what I called him. Well, after he left someone asked be if I had heard anything from Karl. I asked who's Karl? They said the guy you have been living with for the past 5 months. I thought maybe Cal was short for Calvin.

    Niall Mac Iomera
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, because the way USians say "Carl" sounds like "carol" to Aussies.

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    “I think it might be helpful to remember that everyone has bad days. One thing not to do is to internalize that as an unlucky trait because that will make you focus on things that don’t work out well in the future,” Dr. Wiseman said.

    Focusing on unfortunate events usually leads to negative emotions. “I suspect that most of us have a set amount of psychological resources for dealing with stressful events,” the professor added. “When those resources run dry, we will find it difficult to deal with the negative emotions that we are experiencing. For some people it might be anger, for others it might be feeling bad about themselves.”

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    #4

    Heard My Husband Screaming While In The Shower..walked In On This

    Heard My Husband Screaming While In The Shower..walked In On This

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    Susan Green
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s hilarious! It reminds me of the movie Psycho.

    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the cat who’s just watching

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is trying to save his hooman from the evil water. That nasty curtain has you trapped

    BeepBoop the Single Pringle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    our little kitten loves my bathroom (and surprisingly just me in general) but she starts non stop meowing whenever I'm in the shower. I'll poke out and tell her I'm okay, then she'll stop for a minute or two. But once I'm out and I'm still wet all she wants is for me to pet her and lay in my lap. She's a strange one

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    Rick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the cat watching had the idea.

    Lotekguy
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He dared the other cat to do it and is making sure the deed is completed.

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    Joelle Jansen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the other cat just watching, lol

    ️ ️lefty libra️
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the other cat: *in a southern accent* tOm gEt yOUr @$$ BaCK dOwN hErE! YoURe GoNNa kiLl hIM! hE gIvEs uS oUr foOd! oh wait nevermind the other humans here.

    Lyop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Today, I attack the Shower Beast", exclaimed cat!!

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, you must be a gunslinger with your phone.

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    #5

    Tiny Body Or Giant Head?

    Tiny Body Or Giant Head?

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    Fakus nameus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a who was character!!!

    Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just hilarious.

    Hard as pumpuli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me think of Alice in Wonderland.

    Ronnie Cutshall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I guess he or she over stimulus her

    Couragetcd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the point in darker side looks like this, so win?

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    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how If you focus on the white shirt her body looks sooo scrawny 🤣

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be fine if there was a light-colored background. I thought there were wardrobe people who checked these things before anyone went on camera.

    Brenda S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watched this in real time, all I could see and hear .. Gurl Friend that top gotta go.

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    Anger is a common reaction to frustrating events. Especially when several of them happen on the same day and overwhelm you as if they were waves in the ocean. In order to swim rather than sinking, it’s useful to try and stay mindful of your emotions and actions.

    Susan Heitler, PhD, clinical psychologist and author of ‘Prescriptions Without Pills’, suggested three steps you can take to deal with anger: “a) Stop. If necessary, exit the triggering situation, b) calm down, so that your brain is functioning again, then c) ask yourself the three stop sign questions.”

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    #6

    I'm 49. Just Found This In My Mum's Bookcase

    I'm 49. Just Found This In My Mum's Bookcase

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    potatoe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seeing on how long it took you find it , It might just be true 🙃

    Sue Lynn Chan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this deja vu or I did see this comment before?

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked through my mum's books when I was a kid. She caught me reading "Toddler Taming" with fascination.

    RandomHumanBean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me and my siblings would read all of the parenting books lol but there was one we'd read all of the time but there were little comics/drawings in it and we would skip through it and just look at those

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    Mireille Oosterhof
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a child my mother had loaned a book from the libary "is my child schizofrenic". I was 8 and not amused....

    EarthGrowl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a question all parents ask themselves. My sons are almost 30 and sometimes I wonder...

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't be surprised if they're reading it just to know when to expect stuff. Like when should a baby crawl, start walking, potty train, first words, etc. Everyone know a baby starts crawling at *some* point but is 1 month slow, or 3 or 6 or 12? So a book like this might help understand milestones and reassure a parent.

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    Zoey Rayne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents have a book called Taming your Toddler, but that feels significantly less offensive.

    AnnaRachelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not be surprised if my mam had a similar book!

    Sharon Peters
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cobwebs suggest that she was reading it 40+ yrs ago

    Troy Parr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, there's room on the spine to write the answer with a sharpie...

    Abrufal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on the cobwebs I don't think that book shelf has been touched in ages

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    #7

    Heckin Bots

    Heckin Bots

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    TheSnark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    time to update that diagnosis.

    nerdy_panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god, i can feel the secondhand embarrassment from here 💀

    Nikole
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    2 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    Zoey Rayne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The obvious solution here is to say your young child or nephew got ahold of your phone.

    Ricardo Ferreira
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctor's note: "Probably insane."

    MJisME
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Behavioral Health is obviously a work in progress 🤭

    C.O. Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a psychiatry appt. on Monday... must try this one out! LMAO

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's going on the list of things they need therapy for.

    Joe Publique
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm appointment is necessary...

    Tim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fun part is... that response can be automated if the answer isn't yes or no.

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    #8

    Priest Accidentally Live-Streamed Mass With Sunglasses And Hat Filter

    Priest Accidentally Live-Streamed Mass With Sunglasses And Hat Filter

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    Majungasaurus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And nothing’s gonna stop it but divine intervention 🎶

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    Angela Van Kell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment should be number one. Very clever indeed on many levels. Good job sir or madam.

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    Paul C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." Hit it!

    mr_sarcastic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Elwood Blues really turned his life into a mission from god. (Blues brothers reference for you young people)

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not seeing the problem.

    allie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "please join me in a minute of pray to honour the saints Elwood and Jake,"

    Nosirrow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing beats the cat lawyer saying he's not a cat.

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    The clinical psychologist expanded on the three stop signal questions to Bored Panda. She compared anger to a stop sign: “What do you do at a stop sign? First of all, you stop. Stop talking, yelling, and interacting.

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    “Second, at a stop sign, you look both ways to gather information about the potential problem. Ask yourself: ‘What do I want that I'm not getting; and what am I getting that I don't want?’

    “Then, ask yourself: ‘What might be a better way to get what I want, and stop getting what I don't want, than dealing with the situation via anger?’”

    #9

    Bakery Fail

    Bakery Fail

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    Raven Sheridan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on guys!!! We're all thinking it! 😁

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I'm thinking is "how do you f up sausage rolls that badly".

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    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now thats a limb bisquit

    Fakus nameus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geoducks!!! Look it up their clans

    Pan Narrans
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, there is a market for everything. Just give it a great sounding name and it will sell.

    MJisME
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sausage rolls indeed 🤣

    Sam Farmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that’s why sausages are also called weiners

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    #10

    I Wouldn't Be Going Home After That

    I Wouldn't Be Going Home After That

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    potatoe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I’m laughing to death on this one

    Fakus nameus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear technology is taking us out from he inside

    MJisME
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doesn't autocorrect work when we actually need it? 🫣

    Singing Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when your fbi agent is out to get you

    RedMarbles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would love to have seen mom's face when that second one went through 😅

    Larry XK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't help but wonder how this relationship turned out after this

    Rayven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was brought to you by Skynet.

    third molar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how AI is going to take over

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    #11

    If You're Wondering Why The Driver's Window Is Clean, It's Because It Was Down When The Truck Next To Me Drove Through The Puddle

    If You're Wondering Why The Driver's Window Is Clean, It's Because It Was Down When The Truck Next To Me Drove Through The Puddle

    And also, if you were wondering, I can tell you what puddle water tastes like.

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    Alan Gale
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driving an HGV near a coal mine. A car overtook me just as I went through water on the road. The car had its windows down, the water was full of coal - sludge. Afterwards. The inside of the car was AMAZING!

    Curly Q
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was not wondering, but now I want to know

    Skadi Lifdis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad, who was a truck driver, used to look for cars with their windows down during rain storms so he could intentionally drench them by speeding past their cars. My dad is a jerk.

    bluegal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for the inside of the car. No amount of car washes could fix that...

    Kurichfield
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    /f*ckyouinparticular I'm sorry...

    fs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sweet taste of regret.

    Sharon Kapon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lolllllllll, this is the best on this page. XD XD

    James Mayer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a problem---just go through the carwash with the window down. (Don't ask me how I know about this)

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    Another technique the author of ‘Prescriptions Without Pills’ suggested is viewing upsetting situations in the past as opportunities to find the positive in them. By using the mantra ‘If it's in the past it's for the good’, people can focus on the silver lining or sometimes even come up with a better solution to a problem or bring positive outcomes from adverse situations.

    #12

    This Is The Worst Picture Ever Taken Of Me

    This Is The Worst Picture Ever Taken Of Me

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    Ricardo Ferreira
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking like a female Elon Musk? 😅

    Dan Flo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she jumped from a high cliff and missjudged the depth of the water.

    Susan Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t worry, you’re still young! You have plenty of time for more terrible pictures 😬

    Jake B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every photo taken with my iPhone 6

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    #13

    It Was A Great Day Till This Moment

    It Was A Great Day Till This Moment

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    MJisME
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Daffy Duck from Looney Tunes went skiing ⛷️ 😂

    Anon822209
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is some Wile E. Coyote sh!t

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moral of the story is that it's easier to go down a snowy mountain using a pogo stick than skies 🤣 🤣 🤣

    The Milk In Your Fridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the hole looks like some kind of demon holding dog tags (or whatever they’re called, those funny flat round things that the US marines ppl wear) saying “i got all the colours, ima make cash now”

    yeeyee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else see the moose face plant at the bottom right between the trees??

    Sam Farmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look closely you can see Roadrunner

    Terran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that 😂

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    #14

    When The Bakers Make The Mix Wrong And Don’t Realize Yeast Doesn’t Just Stop Working Because It’s In A Dumpster

    When The Bakers Make The Mix Wrong And Don’t Realize Yeast Doesn’t Just Stop Working Because It’s In A Dumpster

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    Soph the Loaf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scrape it up and bake it to make some delicious trash-juice bread ;)

    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then it crawled down the street and took over the whole town.

    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The yeast just kept rising, until it took the whole Earth down.

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    Leekier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had something like this happen many years ago. My kids and I were in a refuge; there was an issue with food going missing in the communal fridge but one woman had a fridge in her room which she’d brought from home. In exchange for doing some shopping for her, I got to share part of her fridge. I used to buy a double pack of unrisen loaves and keep them in the freezer; one particular day my friend offered to take everything up to the fridge while I got on with cooking for both our families. Unfortunately as she got to her room, another woman ran up to let her know that her daughter was having a seizure. The shopping was just shoved into the fridge; by teatime the next day my loaves were taking over the fridge

    Something
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a scene from a children's book, but less fun.

    SobyKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im wondering how really wrong theix was in the first place if it rose so well 😆

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smell must be otherworldly.

    bluegal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much yeast was there?!

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    It’s important to remember the stop sign questions and other techniques, because oftentimes, when things don’t go our way, we get overruled by emotion. “As anger rises, thinking ability shrinks,” Dr. Heitler pointed out. “In addition, the more you feel anger, the more what you want feels holy, and what others want feels irrelevant.”

    #15

    Grab Your S**t, We´re Leaving Now

    Grab Your S**t, We´re Leaving Now

    ashleyfryer Report

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, yep you are that typewriter is missing keys, you are the missing keys

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was clearly locked for a reason, I think the real monster is you. Or it was purposely set as a trap for guests who don't respect locked doors.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my thought too. If I was gonna do AirBNB I'd probably do something similar. No guns, but definitely try to put something really weird in there. Maybe buy some of those really cheap and nasty blow up dolls, dress them as Trump, Putin, Boris Johnson...

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    Surenu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to defend the craziness going on there, but why was the room suddenly not locked anymore?

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m guessing they jimmied the lock… not cool

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    Gøøse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all, doors are locked for a reason. Don't try to break into locked rooms in someone else's home.

    S Mi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe stay out of the locked rooms? They are people's personal space

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and your molars will be used to finish the toothboard! Run!

    Meh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there an update? Did they live? I'm worried

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is some serial killer sh*t right there.

    Marleina Hershberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Formerly locked, does that mean you broke and entered it?? How did it become unlocked??

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    #16

    Grandma’s Baking Skills Aren’t What They Used To Be

    Grandma’s Baking Skills Aren’t What They Used To Be

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    Rilmar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shave off the top, put some cream, icing or whatever on top and you'll be fine

    Joe Publique
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Sounds like you're describing something naughty...

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    AnnaRachelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh,brilliant comment

    Yourname942
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just cut the top off, the inside probably looks cool

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright. Who's been keeping a unicorn and staring at it's butt?

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing looks like it's gone nuclear

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t this when you need those cooling wraps to go outside the tin and then it rises more evenly?

    BeepBoop the Single Pringle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it depends I think. I've seen some where they don't work, and some when they do. I don't bake cakes often, but I actually made one yesterday lol. The cakes were both flat on the top, no trimming needed. I didn't do anything special either

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    #17

    Grand Rapids, MI Reporter Gets Her New License Plate

    Grand Rapids, MI Reporter Gets Her New License Plate

    lynseymukomel Report

    Edward Finger Hands
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pure Michigan d**k 24/7. Can’t get much better than that 🤣

    ʇı ɓnɟ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welcome to michigan. we have s****y weather, s****y meteorologists, and s****y license plates

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    Adam Belaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    put up a duck sticker on the back and you'll be fine.

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely read it as duck the first time

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    TheNumberVII
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if worse but...When I finally got my plates for my Alfa Romeo I refused to put them on until I got a ticket...at least it was easy to remember..."8COC692." Just sound it out...Thank God it was a 2 year lease.

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha thats hilarious. Thank you for instructions i wouldnt have got it. Still laughing. 🤣😂

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    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The DMV employee thought they were hilarious.

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the prisoners that made it. Do prisoners still make license plates? Did they ever? Or just in movies?

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could sell it for easily more than the car cost.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd keep it, tbh. I think it's hilarious! And I'm a woman in my 50's.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only reason it's got me dying is because it was unintentional.

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    It’s not only other people’s emotions that we fail to care for when we’re feeling down. In addition to projecting onto others, we sometimes turn to self-hate and rationalize all the ways we might have been wrong or bad. These are just some of the things we do on a bad day when we feel vulnerable, as Marwa Azab, the adjunct professor of psychology and human development at California State University, pointed out in her article for Psychology Today.

    #18

    The One Time The Toner Exploded At Work While Switching It Out. You Can See Where I Was At That Exact Moment

    The One Time The Toner Exploded At Work While Switching It Out. You Can See Where I Was At That Exact Moment

    paochow Report

    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a Looney Tunes level of explosion

    potatoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suggest getting new clothes and a new skin ( psst you can get a combo deal at my store at 123 dugby lane)

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just imagining when they get to their car to go home, they open the door and look at the light coloured interior of their car and the next words they say are "Oh F**k"

    MR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly.

    Talis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F.ast U.nscheduled C.olor K.atastrophe

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    Bookworm
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just going to take a wild guess and say... purple. Very, very purple.

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    #19

    Simple As That

    Simple As That

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    Joe Publique
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope one day Mark Zuckerberg gets locked out of his house and the locksmith won't open the door until MZ sends a photo of his passport to a stranger.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought about in a (joking sense ) of going to Bali and getting a fake ID for my cat to unlock his back in the day 😂

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think Facebook can legally ask for that.

    Joots (shants/jorts)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought the same exact thing - does FB really ask for your DL when all other means of verification are exhausted?

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    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send a copy of the rabies certificate... see if Meta recognizes it.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a fake ID from McLovin'

    Sharon Kapon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's never too ale to start learning XD

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CA DMV will issue an I D card for non-drivers. Might that work?

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    #20

    This Morning A Bat Crashed Into My Face And Fell Into My Breakfast. He Seemed Fine

    This Morning A Bat Crashed Into My Face And Fell Into My Breakfast. He Seemed Fine

    pabbit41 Report

    Joelle Jansen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the reasons bats might do this is rabies. And you might have gotten bit or scratched without even realizing it. If this happens to you, get the bat outside and GET A RABIES SHOT. If you wait until you start showing symptoms of rabies, you will die.

    Rhinocersauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree with everything except box up the bat and submit it to county health services for rabies testing. You may not need shots if it's negative. Also, monitoring is extremely important for public health.

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    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww his little bat face needs some porridge! This is a prompt for a fairy tale.

    Best Behave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, I’ll bet you had to throw half of the breakfast away too

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww it was just giving you covid-23

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, now, that doesn’t happen every day!

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    Instead of the negative outbursts, Dr. Azab suggested speaking to yourself with dignity and respect. She also advised showing self-compassion and being kind to yourself and others. In addition to that, the professor emphasized the importance of connecting with someone trustworthy and exercising or getting out into nature. These simple yet significant steps can help you rebalance your mental state on a rainy day.

    #21

    We Hiked 3 Hours To Get A Good Picture Of Our Hometown. Our City Is On The Left

    We Hiked 3 Hours To Get A Good Picture Of Our Hometown. Our City Is On The Left

    97Hshk Report

    potatoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand the mountain pic is *amazing*

    真壁まつり
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U just crossed the border of map to another map that's why your hometown wasn't loaded correctly just move left for a few meters

    LumaStar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a really cool photo though

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the hidden realm of a mythical city..

    Madam Puddyfoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mountain picture is way more beautiful than any picture of a city. Beautiful shot!

    Lawrence
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is NOT a miserable fail - it's amazing. Plus, OP gets to make this hike gorgeous again to get the shot. Win-win.

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s your hometown. Come back next week.

    Pedantic Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you come from foggy bottom? And yes, that is a paw patrol reference.

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    #22

    Whipped Myself Into A Frustrated Rage Trying To Find My Drill For Half An Hour

    Whipped Myself Into A Frustrated Rage Trying To Find My Drill For Half An Hour

    Brave1i1toaster Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It annoys me that they make gardening tools like pruners with green handles for the same reason

    Majungasaurus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me half an hour to find it too lol

    Sharon Peters
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mean tricks we do to ourselves. Looking at (for) you eyeglasses

    faireymomma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finding my glasses is a job for my fiance if they don't get put in their usual spot.

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    Bruce Horton
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear I spend at least 25 percent of the time on any DIY project looking for the tool I just put down. Another 25 percent is spent returning the wrong things I buy to the hardware store.

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly why you keep receipts! And do plenty of research before purchasing!

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    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I saw it instantly.

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to zoom in and I still missed it first time around.

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did you put it on the bed in the first place, Hmmm?

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    #23

    They Need An Intervention, Not A Convention

    They Need An Intervention, Not A Convention

    Kndrp2 Report

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a great wedding

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate weddings, but I'd go to this one!

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charles Barkley? Oh man, the way he might pronounce furious and also… BARKley

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best thing would have been to get them to pose in the wedding photos as that would be an amazing set of photos.

    Nezuko_Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pls don’t be mean to the furries

    LittleWombat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, Nezuko_Chan! Let people enjoy what makes them happy!

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    LittleWombat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would have made for the absolutely most fun and memorable wedding that money couldn't buy! I would definitely take advantage of having unlimited costumed characters at my wedding!!!

    astral slug (he/she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok real talk: Are furries cringe? Yeah, okay, some of them. Does that mean that they deserve all of the hate that they get? Hell no. I'm sure all of us have had some weird-a** hobbies, but no one has ever posted "Hey y'all, it's D&D players hunting season!" or "Make anime illegal!" Chill the heck out, people. It's just a hobby.

    Tetelestai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody deserves hate, it’s just that every group has a specific group in themselves that identify with the group and behave awfully, and that translates to other people that the whole group is awful. It happens for Christians, LGBT+, furries as you said, and generally anything

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    Spirited7Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my wedding was at a furry convention, I would SO FRIKEN EXCITED 🤩

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see pictures!

    The Milk In Your Fridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’m curious to know if the furries crashed the wedding party and took all the food… but then again, curiosity killed the cat 😅

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    LocosCocoa
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure it was an accident? 😏

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    No matter how frustrating, bad days are a part of everyday life. It’s something we can’t stop from happening; however, we can control the way we react to them. (To a certain extent, at least; I know how difficult it is to control yourself when you’re so stressed the vein on your forehead is about to explode.)

    Also, sometimes they’re a good reminder of the positive things in life—nothing makes you appreciate a regular calm day more than a 24-hour period of pure chaos.

    #24

    Now We Know Who The Favorite Child Is

    Now We Know Who The Favorite Child Is

    mankind3400 Report

    potatoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao I can see this happening to me

    John G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mother's Day years ago I flew down to surprise her. Response: What are you doing here? Last time I even thought about it.

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither my brother nor I would dare send flowers so vaguely, because we both know who the favourite is.

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I get to be the favourite and the least favourite depending on my mom's mood.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof, that would definitely be me, too.

    -
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mind that my kid sister is Dad's favourite. If I need someone to tell him to eff off and his little dog too, she's the Dad Whisperer ("Kid Sis, he'll listen if YOU tell him").

    Sharon Kapon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she did say she loves them two

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    #25

    The Cat Closed The Balcony Door On Me By Standing On The Handle And Pushing It Down. I Had To Wait For Someone Who Had A Key To My Apartment To Open It Up For Me. Luckily, I Had My Phone With Me

    The Cat Closed The Balcony Door On Me By Standing On The Handle And Pushing It Down. I Had To Wait For Someone Who Had A Key To My Apartment To Open It Up For Me. Luckily, I Had My Phone With Me

    Phipu Report

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the cats face, this was no accident.

    Maggie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a revenge face. He's been plotting this for days.

    Azolane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are such a******s, I swear they do this on purpose. Yesterday my cat vanished into thin air inside the house. To the point where I thought he had gotten out somehow. I turn the whole place upside down, calling, crying, freaking out. Six hours later he just comes out of nowhere. I'm sure he was laughing his a*s off this whole time.

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were 10s late with food today, you are punished ))

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. You could live on the eighth floor and have no cell phone. I visited a friend and this happened. We spent the afternoon making paper airplanes with Help messages on them.

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to a friend of mine.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That will teach you to buy the cheap supermarket kibble."

    Chumbo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a sliding door... While funny to think about and absolutely something a cat would do, I'm going to go ahead and say this did not happen

    Jacob B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see you use that spray bottle now, B***h!

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    #26

    Don't Put Emojis In Your Bank Account Nicknames

    Don't Put Emojis In Your Bank Account Nicknames

    ajlobster Report

    Curly Q
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laugh out loud out loud out loud

    yeeyee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always hear Siri voice glitching every time I read “lololol”

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    Jill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We calles one of our bank accounts "Embezzelment" since my husband starting moving over money to it so we wouldnt spend it. (Embezzelment from yourself is so much more fun to say than savings.) The bank called him for a random customer service survey but it was really a call to ask him sneakily why the account was called that.

    Joe Publique
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I'm from 2023. What is this 'savings account' witchcraft you speak of?

    Herefortheparty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's something people were able to start before Biden.

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    Gøøse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds of XKCD's little Bobby tables.

    Patrick Linnen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great comic to bring to IT training sessions. The emoji story will be a good one to bring up as well.

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    A girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The abbreviation TERR for terrace in an address crippled our bank software. The programmers were convinced it was the tellers until we recreated the event several times.

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they dont sanitize their databases. Dont use that bank

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have a šhitty security system if it allowed you to set that up in the first place !

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so much security as user testing. Unfortunately a lot of programmers test for things they expect but not random c**p. Like if you have a number field they'd do tests to make sure it wasn't a negative, or greater than a certain amount. But they wouldn't test to see if someone typed "mrpoopybutthole" in it. When I was working as a programmer my team lead taught me that. So we'd try a heap of weird stuff to see if we could break input fields. Numbers, letters, really huuuuuge values, special characters, keywords (like Null, and DROP TABLE) and so on.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a student with a ~ in their name and it broke the homework system as it couldn't accept it.

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    Some unfortunate situations are actually not that terrible and can even seem somewhat funny, especially in retrospect. A few amusing ones can be found among these 50 unfortunate fails people had no other choice but to document by taking a picture.

    #27

    It's Just A Little Ice, It's Fine

    It's Just A Little Ice, It's Fine

    mikemike26 Report

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boss: You still coming to work though, right?

    Dozingdahlias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just use the ol plunger trick

    K_Tx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WD-40 + duct tape = good as new!

    Fickle_Pickle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hot water and toilet plunger trick will fix that 😂

    the_boredest_of_pandas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    little bit of a scratch, might need a recoat of paint

    shar kahl
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relax, all right ? My old man is a tv repair man, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix this.

    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you turned it off then back on again? That usually does the trick.

    Pat Head
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know what's wrong... there's no gas in it" - Influencer Philosopher.

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    #28

    Honey

    Honey

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    MichelleDonut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid probably can't read printing at that age, certainly can't read messy cursive.

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And certainly not upside down from her point of view. I feel bad for that kid with this picture everywhere now.

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    Pandapoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid is now replying to her therapist appointment confirmation text messages “peepee poopoo”.

    Joots (shants/jorts)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw lawd, this needs more upvotes!!! Top comment of the month on BP!! 🤣🤣🤣

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years from now, you'll still be paying for therapy.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the kid who isn't old enough to read yet, or the family members who thought Mom thinks her kid is a loser? XD

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    Fickle_Pickle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. She can’t read, specially a messy cursive like that. She probably didn’t like the color or design.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s freaking hilarious

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when can toddlers read? 🤣

    Violetta Cogoni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends. I think as early as 2 y.o. up to 6 in my limited experience

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    Lauren Wilder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have taken it back to the bakery or fixed it myself.

    kkathleen517
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude that's like a 1 or 2 year old baby. You could write happy bday you little s**t! and she would never know

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating the loser cake makes you a winner!

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    #29

    I Was Hoping For Post-Chemo Curls As A Consolation Prize After Breast Cancer. Instead I’m About To Go Super Saiyan

    I Was Hoping For Post-Chemo Curls As A Consolation Prize After Breast Cancer. Instead I’m About To Go Super Saiyan

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    Nene Miu Miu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you look absolutely awesome and gorgeous with your beautiful fantastically textured hair. congratulations about being done with chemo. You are a f*****g rockstar and you look absolutely stunning

    Marianne Lynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost my hair after chemo for SLE my hair came back a different color & weird curls only in the back it looks so crazy.

    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What colour was it before and after?

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look beautiful, hope your recovery continues to go well 💕

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's growing back.

    Maggie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Glad you're okay now.

    Jorie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An employee at a local store has hair like yours. She had it trimmed to no more than 1/2" all over and it looks adorable! I've also known lots of women who went through chemo, and their hair changed a few times as it was growing out. Don't lose hope! Stay healthy and congratulations!

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats on winning the battle! #f@ckcancer

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    #30

    Feeling Like Kevin From The Office Right Now

    Feeling Like Kevin From The Office Right Now

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    Susan Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that there’s a cat head in the photo.

    Majungasaurus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat’s looking at the mess like “yeah you messed up human.”

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    Bill McDowall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was rhe cat carrying a bowl of chilli? Have you cracked the secret of taming cats to be domestic servants? 🤔

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat: “My work here is done.”

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many trips to the ER start with "tripped by cat"

    PattyK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was your cat doing with a bowl of chili?

    Sejla Hodzic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha I just love that the cat is pictured staring at the mess. I'm imagining a look of disbelief on his/her face.

    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why was the cat carrying a bowl of chilli in the first place? the capsicum is bad for cats

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cursing I would have done would have been heard around the world.

    Joots (shants/jorts)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s going to be a b-i-t-c-h to clean and it might not come out of the carpet unless it gets professionally cleaned. Its flat indoor/outdoor carpet, so the stain will have no place to hide. I would just move.

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    AnnaRachelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this I have 4 cats= 4 moving trip hazards!

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    #31

    Left A Can Of Tuna In Here To Lure A Pesky Raccoon, Found This In The Morning

    Left A Can Of Tuna In Here To Lure A Pesky Raccoon, Found This In The Morning

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    Louise Clarke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I feel the cat is having a worse day than you.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the void kitty is a stray that has a new home and owner now ;)

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    Telepathetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat--- "You. Are. So. Dead. "

    seana lammers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh … that kitty is pissed!

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had the opposite problem. One of our cats got out and we eventually tried putting out a trap but got multiple raccoons, possums, other cats.

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used those cages to trap stray cats. When we caught one, they would be spayed/neutered and released again.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, did you adopt him/her. Black cats are awesome!

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cats face say, retribution will be made ;o)

    Midnightoil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whole unbroken egg for coons. Trust me.

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoops now you have a PISSED off cat who sorta resembles a raccoon owl. Win win.

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    #32

    3 Am Snack

    3 Am Snack

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    D,,
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Single front flip. I give it 8.3

    MichelleDonut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are cameras inside your home and you didn't know?

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The unknown camera and mom reviewing it nightly is creepy

    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They usually ding when something is happening in the middle of the night, they probably heard something, then reviewed the cameras before calling the police and then saw their daughter on the floor. It's pretty common.

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    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reviewing it? For what??

    Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe because they heard a sound.... their daughter falling down the steps.

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    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But cereal is soooo worth it

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hopefully only a bruised ego!

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did she fall like this when her feet are still touching the landing?

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to eat at 3 a.m. ?

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes u dont? I have young kids tho. When i was the girl in photos age i stayed up till 7am after my Dad would leave for work. Summer time plus good ol insomnia.

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    #33

    Last Week A Bald Eagle Flew Threw My Bedroom Window, While I Was Laying In Bed . It Was Insane, To Say The Least

    Last Week A Bald Eagle Flew Threw My Bedroom Window, While I Was Laying In Bed . It Was Insane, To Say The Least

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    Aerial Wombat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear that looks like a seagull lol. It's beak isn't shaped like a raptor's beak and it's very small for an eagle. Is it really an Eagle? Man my macaws are bigger than that and the last eagle I saw was enormous.

    D,,
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's THROUGH or THRU. Also LYING. Sincerely, the Grammar Nazi

    Kobe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but not everybody has perfect English skills. Ever heard of dyslexia? And still - for a lot of people on BP, English is their second, third or fourth language. How many languages are you fluent in?

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    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how these people have utterly shocking occurrences in their lives and the first thing they do is take a picture! I would throw down the phone as a reflex to a giant bird bursting through the window!

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the glass everywhere they weren't joking when they said through. Although judging from the upside down shelf full of nails, they won't notice.

    Cold Eagle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's small power tool bits like a Dremel accessories.

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    peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope the eagle is fine? i hope he did not get hurt by the broken glass!

    Chris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a seagull of some kind.

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    #34

    Was Confused When It Didn't Sound Like It Hit The Floor

    Was Confused When It Didn't Sound Like It Hit The Floor

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    Nannychachi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please say you bought a new toothbrush. Please say you bought a new toothbrush. Please say you bought a new toothbrush. Please say you bought a new toothbrush.

    potatoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ou just a clean and it would be good as new my lad

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    Roborowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how the electric toilet brush was invented

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that’s not a thing already… hell’s bells! Great idea!

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    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you have an extra tool to really clean under the rim.

    bluegal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilet flavored tooth brush.

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing you can replace the head of those so you're good ;)

    Crystal Spencer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looked gross to begin with. Look at the bottom

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the Universe trying to tell you something?

    Obsessive Compulsive Donkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first thought "oh that looks like my toothbrush" lmao

    Tyler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eww that is so much worse than the floor

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    #35

    Lost My Wallet 3 Days Ago, Finally Ordered New Cards And Then

    Lost My Wallet 3 Days Ago, Finally Ordered New Cards And Then

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    Sejla Hodzic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a few to find the wallet in the pic.

    Barbara Kayton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew exactly where to look because something similar happened to a family member.

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    Diolla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lost my wallet INSIDE the house about 6 months ago. Still haven't found it. Fortunately my main bank cards were not in it.

    Junebugjump!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for sharing your life lesson with us. I'll include that in the list of places I have to look. I've started to put AirTags on EVERYTHING. It chimes so you can find it.

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happened with my wedding ring in mail polish remover!

    Ash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom lost a small diamond ring in her car once. It was lost for years. Right before they gave away the car, they did one more search and opened up the seatbelt holder attached to the floor... and the ring was inside.

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    Marianne Lynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knew right where to look this happened to my hubby our grandson found it. We had looked everywhere too. Crazy

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wallet chains might not be stylish but a lost wallet can be life shattering

    faireymomma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares about stylish? Though I definitely rocked a baddass double one in the 90s, it had my pants hanging on my hips way crooked but I didn't care since I loved it.

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    Mariele Scherzinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that once with a wallet that was still in my coat pocket, which I put in the wardrobe at the end of winter, and did not take out for another six months.

    Sarcastic and Proud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost my wallet over a year ago, my friend was moving house and found it between her car seats!

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know when you said you wanted a really good hiding place for your cards, somewhere that no-one would ever think to look, but easy for you to reach when you wanted them. . .

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    #36

    I Paid $6 To Have Two Slices Of American Cheese Delivered To My Door

    I Paid $6 To Have Two Slices Of American Cheese Delivered To My Door

    I was trying to order a plain cheeseburger meal from McDonalds through DoorDash, and so I deselected all the extra stuff (onions, pickles, etc.).
    Turns out I deselected the Buns and Meat too, so I just paid $6 to have 2 pieces of American Cheese delivered to my apartment.

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    Soph the Loaf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And whoever made it remarked about it on the other post about weird customer orders...

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheese!!!!.......more like post-it notes

    Joe Publique
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean 2 squares of the over-processed gunk Americans call cheese. :)

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gets worse than the two slices shown above. Some store brand American cheeses have the consistency of a playing card and melt like a spoonful of wax. But, I still eat Kraft cheese.

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    Ash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None pizza left beef.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that, too, with the chicken sandwich and took off everything to make it plain but I deleted the chicken. They delivered me a plain bun.

    potatoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh with my hands I can see my self doing something similar to this during a groggy Sunday morning

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no driver's tip?

    Ryn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

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    #37

    Somebody Didn’t Strap The Egg Trolleys In Properly On The Truck. 10,500 Eggs Broken

    Somebody Didn’t Strap The Egg Trolleys In Properly On The Truck. 10,500 Eggs Broken

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    TheSnark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's like a million dollars at this point.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I paid a $1.79 for a dozen this morning and never paid more than $2.50 during the "shortage".

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    AnnaRachelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had to clean up a pack of 6 eggs dropped by my toddler. That sh#t is hard to clean up..I feel for whoever had the job to clean that lot up!

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! In the late 90s . I had to take a shower for work and the baby gate was set up at the kitchen door. She climbed over it with a dozen eggs perfectly fine and sat on front of blues clues and broke them in the carpet. Within a matter of minutes.

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    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the math... 875 dozen... at $5 per dozen... $4,375.

    Emily Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone want a very large omelette?

    Psycho Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only imagine what the poor mother hen faces would look like seeing this.

    Ana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why the egg prices are so high!!

    Unproductive Pigeon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine swimming in that. Like I know that’s random but just consider what it would be like to swim in the mangled remains of 10,500 eggs. Maybe it’d be like a ball pit but gooier.

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    #38

    After A Few Weeks, I Returned To My Apartment

    After A Few Weeks, I Returned To My Apartment

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    Wubbleyew
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean atleast it's in the shower so slightly easier to clean up

    brandyy17
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless they went elsewhere in the apartment. the window is open after all

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    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to a good pet shop; you can buy special cleaner made just for getting bird poop off walls/floors. Comes with a scrubby at the top of the bottle and it works great! Signed, former owner of an unclipped conure.

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only upside to this, is, at least it was the bathroom and not the bedroom? All around s****y situation

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess word got out that it was a fantastic place to poop.

    Kobe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think one could do that over here. Leaving a window safely open for weeks, without the apartment being broken into. By thieves I mean - not pigeons :)

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure a person could fit through that tiny window.

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    Mariele Scherzinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigeons make such a mess. Their sh!t is so acidic, it makes statues crumble. Too bad for all those medieval churches.

    Lily from England
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the pigeon’s bum is all ready in the air 🤣🤣

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    #39

    When The Sun's Out And You Don't Think It Through

    When The Sun's Out And You Don't Think It Through

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    Leekier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember comic strip, either Oor Wullie in the Sunday Post or Dennis the Menace in the Beano, where the boy wants time off school nd try’s to fake a rash by sunbathing under a table with holes drilled in it.

    AJJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on the tan on her feet from this happening before with different shoes on, she maybe doesn't ever wear sunscreen

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and it's not even the first time, look at the feet

    Phillip Moderow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i actually saw a similar scene in the Jerry Lewis movie, "The Bellboy". Am I old or what?

    Christina Crowe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you will not need to wear leggings for a while. The sun has got you covered.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone here considered that this might have been done on purpose?

    Ronald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cute GF and I went to the beach one day, She put sunblock on my back but NOT ON THE SIDES OF MY TORSO. I had a 'picture frame' sunburn. Too FUNNY

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fish net stocking that don't fall down.

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    #40

    This Happened To My Car

    This Happened To My Car

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was reading about a certain make of car that has the deadlocks engage by themselves trapping people inside The official reply from the government body suggested that people should either use another door or climb out of a window.

    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never trust cobblestone! Good to know. Most modern cities are built on top of older cities or mass graves! Ack!

    Littlemiss
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your car regrets its choices, it just couldn't cope anymore

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let me guess insurance doesn't cover acts of god.

    Dozingdahlias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait that looks exactly like my car lol (except for the wheels)

    Chumbo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, so this is why we passed that new infrastructure bill a couple of years ago

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    #41

    After Years Of Saving, I Finally Bought My First House. The Key Snapped In The Door And Locked Me Out

    After Years Of Saving, I Finally Bought My First House. The Key Snapped In The Door And Locked Me Out

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    Conan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks like a locker key not a house key 🤔

    timhood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a mail key or padlock key.

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of those small lock keys, not a house key. But, I'm no locksmith, so, what do I know?

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a standard universal 6 pin key. Probably has a Yale lock. Its a house key.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess you'll be getting on changing that lock sooner rather than later.

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP: So it’s gonna be like that huh?! House: Game on b**ch

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to suggest a locksmith, but what you need here is an unlocksmith !

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So not cool - change the locks!

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    #42

    My Sister Bought Some Strawberries From A Very Large Grocery Chain In Bc Canada. Comes With A Live Prize Inside!

    My Sister Bought Some Strawberries From A Very Large Grocery Chain In Bc Canada. Comes With A Live Prize Inside!

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    potatoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the black part to protec the snakes identity?

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's to mask the grocery chain's logo/name. OP did not want the store to get doxxed/s**t on by internet a-holes.

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a garter snake, so it's harmless and one people sometimes keep as pets

    Crazy Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh can I have it? I love garter snakes. So cute

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    Bill McDowall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, strawberries can evolve into snakes. That's going to upset biologists!😏

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww... poor little garter...

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fresh strawberries AND a new pet? I would be thrilled! (My cats maybe not so much, though..

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooppeee. As someone who's terrified of snakes, this is pretty much the pinnacle of grocery shopping nightmare.

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby nope rope, congratulations!

    Mike_The_Nike
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    either snek, danger noodle, or nope rope take your pic.

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    faireymomma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That container would have ended up halfway across town from my throwing it.

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    #43

    I Need A File Lost In This Room

    I Need A File Lost In This Room

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    B Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked IT for a reinsurance broker last century. Had questions about really old contracts, like 1920s. One of the account techs said "it's in the back of the warehouse where the rats don't like to go". Nope, this is good, no problem.

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "where the rats don't like to go" - a new full stop!!

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    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They shoulda had me on staff... I'd organize the fúck outta that room!

    MrsFettesVette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked for a health ins co about 22 years ago answering phones and looking into claims. If an adjustment was warranted, I'd say, "I'm going to send that to be adjusted". Customers thought that we were digitally sending their claim to be repaid by computer. Nope- it involved me physically printing the claim out, picking up the paper at the nearest printer, and walking it through a maze of offices to a room that looked like this, where two old ladies sat surrounded by stacks of paper. They would tell me where to put it depending on who's plan (company) it was for. I always wondered if they ever got caught up. US healthcare, amirite?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll add it to the pile, be in touch in 2 or 3 years, maybe.

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    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, somebody should invent some sort of electronic machine that could store all tha….., Oh wait !

    potatoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a couple hundred of years would be enough( if you are lucky)

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you get paid by the hour and the need isn't too time sensitive

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does sherlock holmes live here lmao

    Jorie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not unlike the legal office I used to work in. Oh, and don't forget the floor, too!

    Houndywoman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, I would love to search that pile and put it all in order!

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    #44

    Guess Who's Severely Allergic To Hair Dye? This Girl

    Guess Who's Severely Allergic To Hair Dye? This Girl

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why you do a patch test first.

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just admit that none of us do that. Hair dye roulette and she lost.

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    memeju1ce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least the colour looks great!

    MrsFettesVette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does! Black can look so flat and dull a lot of the times, her hair looks shiny and the color goes well with her skin tone...I think...

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    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, hope she was okay

    Peta Hurley-Hill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me just a few days before my daughter's wedding! And yes I did test it .24 hours later ,all good so I dyed my hair...The swelling started 3 days after.After days of steroids,the swelling moved down .So I had a weird neck , HUGE boobs and could hardly breath,but I got there without looking completely like Mickey Rourke in the Wrestler...I was the mother of the bride :/

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds more like poisoning than allergies. Did you find out why it took three days? Like it was accumulated exposure to it or something?

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    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Glad my reaction wasn't that bad. My whole body turned into one giant purple hive for a day (washed out the dye in the shower). Never used L'Oreal Colorspa hairdye again; or any other L'Oreal dye.

    Nezuko_Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bleach makes some of my hair fall out I know by experience

    Julie Snelling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had my hair done at a salon and had a patch test but still had to sign a waiver saying that I understood that even though the patch test was fine I could still have an allergic reaction.

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    #45

    Allergic To Almost Everything On The Allergy Skin Test. Some Of It Was So Swollen The Doctor Could Barely Tell Which Was Which

    Allergic To Almost Everything On The Allergy Skin Test. Some Of It Was So Swollen The Doctor Could Barely Tell Which Was Which

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    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, so sorry - get out the Benadryl?

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re allergic to antihistamines as well :(

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    Sarcastic and Proud
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pray to god you don't have stevens johnson syndrome. Allergies could kill you. I have it and every time I come in contact with something that I had no idea I was allergic to it results in a hospital visit. I can't even get my ears pierced as I'm allergic to the metals. 😩

    Abrufal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know if you have but try looking for surgical stainless earrings. If you go to a legit piercing place they use surgical stainless. Places in malls and such use a piercing gun that forces a blunt stud through your ear causing lots of irritation and they use nickel jewelry which is awful.

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    Arthur Waite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I had this test, the assistant used a ruler and marker to draw a chess-board on my back, so they cold isolate the test spots. It bothered me that I couldn't see it except with a mirror. Turns out I'm allergic to cats, so if I ever get one injected under my skin, it'll probably go badly.

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was allergic to cats for 42 years. When we adopted one that showed up in our yard, I took benadryl for 2 weeks and have been fine for 2 years. When I was about 20 I had to go to the Er because i petted a cat and my eyes swoll shut.

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    Lucy Shupe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done that. It’s the most miserable thing to have to do. On the other hand I found out I’m highly allergic to Bermuda and Rye grass. Which means I don’t ever have to go golfing with my hubby!!

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew had a very similar experience with his. His back was so inflamed that it looked bruised as if he'd been in a fight.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had this done to me every 6 months for 12 years when I was a kid. And 2 shots in each arm every week. Positive allergy reaction to just about everything on the planet. Turns out the 5 cats my mom just couldn't get rid of were the catalyst that triggered everything. Countless ER visits for allergy-induced asthma and hundreds of shots when just getting rid of the cats would have solved most of the issues. Now I only have seasonal reactions to tree pollen and ragweed.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you have to know that is the problem to treat it ( by re-homing cats).

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    over it already
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Have done this 3 times. It's torture. The 3rd time they did it on the inside of my forearm and I can't believe I let them/they thought to do it on my back! Never again...the itchiness that you can't reach to even lightly scratch is awful! After years of (and currently typing through allergy tears) suffering I am finally considering allergy shots. They'll want to do this again. If the doc tries this on my back I will a) refuse, b) find another doctor first, bc a doc that does this clearly has no empathy.

    BeepBoop the Single Pringle
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a bunch of mild allergies (28, which is a lot for me and the test I got). I only got tested because I was pretty sure I was allergic to cats, and avocados made my mouth tingle. (I am allergic to both haha) I've been getting allergy shots and I've noticed a huge difference. I also take non drowsy Claritin and it helped a little before the shots as well, and probably still does. Now I'm doing good, but still somewhat early on in my shots, so I time eating some of my food allergies around my shots. I know it'll be a little tingly if it's the day of and day after my shots, so I just avoid my few food allergies then. Like I said, all of my allergies are very mild, but shots have noticably helped

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    Paula Pattison
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to my husband, he was tested while he was having symptoms and reacted to both the plain water and saline as well.

    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that what the grid is drawn on for usually? To tell which was which?

    Cthulhu Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there. They accused me of scratching. My arms don't bend that way doc, sorry

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    #46

    Hiked Two Hours To Set Up A Picnic, Returned To This

    Hiked Two Hours To Set Up A Picnic, Returned To This

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    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, thank you, Human, for this comfy place to rest my overheated hooves.

    D,,
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sand gets HOT!

    Ash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just ask it to moooove.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might just be a tad too rare !

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    #47

    A Massive Mineshaft Opens Up Under A Garage At A House In Scorrier Near Redruth In Cornwall

    A Massive Mineshaft Opens Up Under A Garage At A House In Scorrier Near Redruth In Cornwall

    This shaft is truly massive and is approximately 300 ft to water and god knows how deep from there!

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    Melanie Schmidt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought we learned not to dig straight down 🙄

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a truly massive shaft……

    Ash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. Could be like that sinkhole that opened up under somebody's bedroom and swallowed them alive.

    Nona Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insurance Agent: "I'm sorry, Portal To Hell is not covered by your policy."

    Bill McDowall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's doggy is never seeing that bone again! 😋

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if there's a block of water at the bottom, you should be fine though.

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    #48

    Our Puppy Had Explosive Diarrhea All Over My Wife

    Our Puppy Had Explosive Diarrhea All Over My Wife

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    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me too. Our dog, lovee, had only one pup survive out of the litter, and our son was graduating in another state, so, we brought Lovee and Chub Rock (the pup) with us. Chub didn't even have his eyes open yet, so when we stopped to let her use the restroom, I picked him up to keep him from being stepped on by momma, and he promptly pooped all over me. We still love him, though. Lol

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are excellent dog names! XD I'm sorry Lovee lost most of her litter though, she must have felt a bit sad :( At least she still had Chub <3

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    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CARRIERS, folks. Put your pets in CARRIERS and SECURE THEM. However cute they are sitting on your lap, a minor accident will make your new puppy a smear on the windshield.

    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would not happen if people would transport their animals like they should be transported in cars. See it all the time, people letting animals run free in cars and then claim to love animals, no you don't care about what would happen to them in case of a car crash. Pisses me off everytime i see it.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that they both love their animals and think that nothing will happen to them. It's foolish to take unnecessary risks, but the failure is in taking the unnecessary risk, not necessarily in loving. People are imperfect and do dumb things that they may end up painfully regretting. It does not mean they don't love and wouldn't care what happens.

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    Aisling Raye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're not mentally prepared to get bodily fluids on you, getting a puppy may not be the right move for you. It's not an if you'll get barfed on, peed on, or sh!t on...it's when. Dogs are for a lifetime and gross stuff happens to us all at some point. We all know that if you have a human kid, this will eventually happen to you. The same rules apply with a puppy.

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, this person didn't need my PSA- I just noticed she has a towel on her lap. She knew the risks! Lol

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    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is a total bummer - absolutely NO pun intended.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There would have been more than just poop all over the car if that happened to me, because I would also be puking my guts out. I had a cat who got car sick every time I had to take her to the vet. Thankfully she traveled in a carrier, but I'd have to drive with the windows down because she'd both puke and poop at the same time and the car would smell wretched. Eventually I found a calming spray that helped her a ton, but for a lot of years it was very messy.

    Felipe Pereira de Sousa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was a kid, we got a new kitten. On the way home, on a bus, the cat vomited on me. I vomited on the cat in response. And 2 other people vomited on the bus.

    Pie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My rescue cat had a liquid butt accident all over herself in the crate on her way home. So her first experience in her forever home with her forever mommy was being dragged by the back of the neck out of a cat carrier, covered in poop, and forcibly showered.

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    #49

    I Brought A Bag Of Used Cat Litter With Me To Throw Away On The Way To Work. I Also Brought My Lunch. Guess Which One Came To Work With Me

    I Brought A Bag Of Used Cat Litter With Me To Throw Away On The Way To Work. I Also Brought My Lunch. Guess Which One Came To Work With Me

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    Bill McDowall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've all done silly stuff. So please, don't be catty!😋

    Jena Rutan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why were they in the same seat... like, next too each other..?!

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    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least no one will steal your lunch.

    Odin Schmidt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives a whole new meaning to 'eat s.h.i.t'

    Nezuko_Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad and brother went to a pizza place/bar and they brought back the leftovers my dad was going to throw away the bones and keeep the wings but they were in boxes that looked alike you can guess which one he actually threw away

    Julie Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where there should be an overlap with the stories of workplace lunchroom thieves!!

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    #50

    The Robot Takeover Has Begun

    The Robot Takeover Has Begun

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    Soph the Loaf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point let's just leave it in and call it the hottest new trend.

    B.Nelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw cutting hair. Get some wire cutters or tin snips and cut the drone.

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely! Save the hair, screw the "copter"!

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    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self; Buy hair bands when I finally let my husband buy a drone

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the look of their hands, this is a young girl. I think it can only be cut out at this point. I bet it hurts her poor little scalp too.

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang newfangled hair doodads.

    ACE PIRATES 4 THE WIN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo this happened to my sister and it took forever to get out

    CrazyKnitter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's actually super lucky it was one of the cheaper ones. The more expensive ones can take more than just hair 😟

    Nezuko_Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof this is why my mom doesn’t let us have drones (also Bc it’s illegal where I am)

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She'll look cute with short hair.

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    #51

    Found This While Walking To Work This Morning. This Is Gonna Suck Big Time For Someone

    Found This While Walking To Work This Morning. This Is Gonna Suck Big Time For Someone

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    Wubbleyew
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg it's the missing piece from up the page!

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give it to the world flag puzzle owner.

    Faolin Tilly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show us a picture of the back! We need to confirm!

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    #52

    I Have Lost One Piece Of This 2000 Pieces Puzzle

    I Have Lost One Piece Of This 2000 Pieces Puzzle

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    Rachknits
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you'll find it in one of the other posts...

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe OP of post #79 happens to look on BoredPanda and reaches out to this guy

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost one of the 6000 piece puzzle. But found it! It was a pink Venice sunset. On the last day I worked on it for solid 8 hours

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd trace the piece shape onto paper (put a piece of paper under the hole and trace the inside edge), then draw my own map piece onto the paper, glue it to thin cardboard, and cut it out... instant replacement piece that fits perfectly!

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me too, im convinced someone in the production line deliberately removes a piece.

    faireymomma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's happened to me too many times. So freaking infuriating.

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    potatoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s always that *one* piece

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell no! This calls for a table flip!

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    #53

    I Broke A Hammer Trying To Pry A Nail Out Of The Floorboards And It Looks Really Disappointed In Itself

    I Broke A Hammer Trying To Pry A Nail Out Of The Floorboards And It Looks Really Disappointed In Itself

    mycustomhotwheels Report

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hire a professional. You do NOT use a wood chisel as a prybar. Never mind, as mistreated as that wood chisel is, go ahead and use it.

    Joots (shants/jorts)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know they used the chisel to try and pry out the nail? I do see the chisel in the background but I don’t see any evidence at all for *exactly* what it was being used for.

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    Dingooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great Grandpa's Hammer needs to be retired.

    John Carr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardly......his hammer will probably outlast everyone on BP. No such thing as planned obsolescence when he was around

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    Jonnathan Poirier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you buy cheap tools with hollow bodies

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    #54

    Work Meeting Etiquette

    Work Meeting Etiquette

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too. School habits are strong XD

    Kobe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is indeed very polite of you. Wish more people would do that instead just talking whenever they want to.

    Rilmar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in university and it's very inconsistent between my profs. As someone with social anxiety who's not all that great with social cues... Ugh.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! I love this! Waiting tables, I have people who raise their hand to speak when placing orders. 🤣 Basically using it as a place holder to be the next to speak. Just last night I had a 70+yo lady even do it. I think it's too cute!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When some people raise their hands before speaking, they're asking permission. With others, they're issuing a warning.

    Abrufal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teams actually has a "raise hand" emoji for when you have a question in a meeting.

    Annita Stephanou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that too. In fact when it comes to department meetings we all do that. How is the coordinator supposed to know who wants to talk otherwise?

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am nearly 40 and I still do this in meetings with more than 3 other ppl that I don't feel comfortable with (yet).

    Veronica Varlow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol what a laser no one does that anymore

    #55

    My Friend Works As An Extra In Movies And Does Stock Photography. Just Saw Him Pictured As An Offender On A Bus In Florida

    My Friend Works As An Extra In Movies And Does Stock Photography. Just Saw Him Pictured As An Offender On A Bus In Florida

    devandangers Report

    Fakus nameus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …and that’s why I don’t go out in public anymore

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not going to say that I fully understand this guy's pain, but I have similar embarrassing pain in my life regarding a dumb decision I made once to agree to doing infomercials. That kind of thing will haunt you for years. (Although I am glad that was the most embarrassing thing I did in college, it could have been so much worse lol)

    MJisME
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's as bad as the Friends episode where Joey modeled for an STD ad. 😂

    Jean Thompson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you friend realise that this was going to be used here ?

    Megan Lauhon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they couldn't at least have made him SUPER tall as a consolation?

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope - he works as a stock photography model. Which means he signed something saying he agreed that his pictures would be used in ads. I don't think they get to pick which ads though.

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    #56

    Last Week I Seeded My Lawn. Just Wanted To Share The Progress It's Made So Far

    Last Week I Seeded My Lawn. Just Wanted To Share The Progress It's Made So Far

    QuadrigaCX_ Report

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look, a seed blankie.

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That won't hurt it a bit. A lot of grass recommend sowing in Autumn.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will work out. Grass likes cool temperatures.

    Jan Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been told that the best time to reseed is just before it snows, it's protected from birds and gets moisture.

    Jude Laskowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks great, but don't mow it yet.

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they decided to grow snow? Haven't we had enough winter?

    Telepathetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet when you wash your car it rains.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, old Kentucky white grass

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    #57

    To Whoever Dumped Their Old Bedframe By TJ's In Hyde Park Choose A Less Windy Day Next Time So It Doesn't Get Stuck To The Side Of My House

    To Whoever Dumped Their Old Bedframe By TJ's In Hyde Park Choose A Less Windy Day Next Time So It Doesn't Get Stuck To The Side Of My House

    Vally.teacake Report

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is HILARIOUS. op i'm sorry i'm sorry i know this is hella inconvenient and might have damaged something but MAN it is silly looking.

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a box spring. Kind of. The underside does. But i see it is wooden.

    #58

    I Wanted To Use Some Of My Savings And Then I Saw They Were Eaten By Ants

    I Wanted To Use Some Of My Savings And Then I Saw They Were Eaten By Ants

    raylolSW Report

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you get really mad if I pointed out that they were probably termites? Ouch! You would, huh?

    Majungasaurus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait…..did OP leave their savings in a pile on the ground? Why are the ants eating it, did OP spill something sugary on it? And then leave it for a couple days? Are those all dead ants in the picture? What is happening

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a broken piggybank or something similar.

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure those are ants? All of those notes are above 100 pesos, so they are paper. I wonder if they are actually termites.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ants don't just eat paper/cotton/plastic. So yeah, if you hide your money in the honey dish or the sugar bowl ants will go town. You made poor choices and it literally cost you.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're actually termites. Which DO eat paper unfortunately.

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    Joots (shants/jorts)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone mentioned that it’s probably termites that ate the paper bills, not ants.

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    A C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg why are ants eating money?? Was it covered in honey?

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks exactly like a nightmare I had last week

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    #59

    Pineapple Field Near Taal Volcano After Nearly A Day Of Spewing Ashes. No Filter

    Pineapple Field Near Taal Volcano After Nearly A Day Of Spewing Ashes. No Filter

    cmplctdsmplcty Report

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    #60

    My Daughter - Class Of 2020

    My Daughter - Class Of 2020

    Sums up High School graduation this year.

    Einstein Visuals Report

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, those things can really hurt! At my graduation, I got smacked in the back of my head by the mortar board belonging to the guy sitting behind me.

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that was 2020 for sure.

    Luke Nystrom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me trying to be perfect in the family photo

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spring of 2020 was memorable for everybody !!

    potatoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sums every that happened that year

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    #61

    Aaaand There Go My $300 Headphones

    Aaaand There Go My $300 Headphones

    toddsiegrist Report

    Joots (shants/jorts)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and I chewed on them as well - don’t punish the dog - give him treats & tell him he is a good boi!!

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    Elwood Schwartz (it/that)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why we don't purchase $300 headphones.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why we dont leave anytbing electronic in reach of our dogs. But we only learned after the jerk destroyed one remote; I keep my Switch well hidden and out of reach

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our new puppy decided to chew the cord on our $1000 adjustable bed frame.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo seems very repentant though.....

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    #62

    Abc Reporter Will Reve Appeared On Good Morning America Without Pants

    Abc Reporter Will Reve Appeared On Good Morning America Without Pants

    HPScots Report

    saw & order
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god he decided to wear underwear edit: what a relief, he was wearing shorts

    Amy Burke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other presenter's face! Haha

    Quarryville
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His father was Superman, Christopher Reeve.

    Ash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, he's covered. Pretty par for the course for pandemic wear, really.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, you ALWAYS gotta check your camera angle on the video before you start the meeting. It's how I've gotten away with not wearing a bra at work for the last 3 years. ;) Yes, I work from home!

    #63

    Friend Of Mine Posted This Photo Of The Job Site Today

    Friend Of Mine Posted This Photo Of The Job Site Today

    rabaful Report

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is the secret entrance to the Fantastic Four lair....Thing regretted having the really strong curry and 12 pints of Guinness on the night out.

    Ana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵Someone's getting fired today!!🎶 That is an expensive fudge up.

    Must Be Bored Again
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stairs will have a nice grippy surface so no slipping. No bare feet either!

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a new style of concrete

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    #64

    Stepped On This Thumb Tac This Morning. Not A Very Peaceful Way To Start The Day

    Stepped On This Thumb Tac This Morning. Not A Very Peaceful Way To Start The Day

    CarlosDanger1212 Report

    Littlemiss
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't recommend this at all. I have stepped on thumb tacks, an earring that came out and lost the butterfly, also staples.

    Cori
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I broke up a fight between 2 of my pot belly pigs. One of them bit the peace sign tattoo on my ankle. The irony did not escape me.

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call Alanis Morrisette!

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must not be very painful if he took the time to take his phone for a photo

    MJisME
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like peace ✌️ of 💩 poop. 😬

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    #65

    Parked My Jeep Under The Porch To Keep It Out Of The Weather

    Parked My Jeep Under The Porch To Keep It Out Of The Weather

    glueall215 Report

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've parked it ON the porch!

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude.. I think it's flooded

    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, technically, standing water isn't weather.

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    #66

    Was Looking Forward To Having Some Nice Bread From A Local Bakery

    Was Looking Forward To Having Some Nice Bread From A Local Bakery

    TheWrigglerr Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insert miniature spelunkers, have cool bread cave diorama

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take the bread back to the bakery and show it to them, maybe I get a new one put of pity

    seana lammers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you can cram in gobs of cheese without any falling out

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I've actually had this happen to me, albeit on a smaller scale. Fill it with some meat and cheese, wrap it in foil, and bake in the oven for around 20ish minutes. I felt guilty as sin for eating it, but it tasted amazing and I'm a little sad I haven't gotten another surprise hollow bread roll yet.

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL The first two times I baked bread mine came out like this. Well, the second time the hole was smaller and the third time I baked bread it came out correct!

    Yourname942
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask for a refund, or to swap it

    Marykay Klim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could make meatball sandwiches.

    Linus G.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your cat hasn't crawl in there yet???

    #67

    Where's The Shade?

    Where's The Shade?

    lewpreme Report

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 50 spf sunscreen would help.

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure the sunscreen is waterproof. Made that mistake once.

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    Jo March's Red Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Redhead here. Have 100% been burned after slathering on 50+ SPF. Also burned once THROUGH A SHIRT. My husband tells me I need to stay in my coffin until sundown from now on

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to zoom in to make sure that was a Kate Bush tattoo.

    Tinykame
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can feel this picture and I am resentful

    Speedgoat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. A picture I can feel.

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    #68

    These Are All My Bank Cards, Id Cards And Gym Card, After My Cat Dragged My Wallet On The Heater

    These Are All My Bank Cards, Id Cards And Gym Card, After My Cat Dragged My Wallet On The Heater

    FirstRangerSkyWalker Report

    Ash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope the credit cards have tap capabilities...

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    #69

    Cabinet Fell Off The Wall While I Was Out. Handmade Dishes I've Collected From Little Shops And Farmers Markets Over The Years, Now Shattered. I Guess It's Fine I Don't Have Dishes Anymore, Since The Cabinet Knocked Open The Fridge Door, Ruining All My Food

    Cabinet Fell Off The Wall While I Was Out. Handmade Dishes I've Collected From Little Shops And Farmers Markets Over The Years, Now Shattered. I Guess It's Fine I Don't Have Dishes Anymore, Since The Cabinet Knocked Open The Fridge Door, Ruining All My Food

    bbclitdick Report

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's one way to declutter your home :)

    Ana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quality craftsmanship there FoSho!! Sorry that happened tho, I'm a collector too and this would break my heart😥

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YIKES. This is what I mean when I say I don't trust new houses or kitchen cabinets.

    K_Tx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save the big pieces, if any, and create a mosaic.

    Andreas H
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US walls are 80% air. I drill in concrete...with fisher dowels.

    #70

    I Spent Over 4 Hours Baking A Cake Only To Immediately Drop It

    I Spent Over 4 Hours Baking A Cake Only To Immediately Drop It

    FireChemist123 , FireChemist123 Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harvest the layers that are not in contact with the floor

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would cry over spilled milk and any other food, and no one can convince me otherwise

    Maryann Williamson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd still eat it just out of spite.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still edible. Your kitchen floor is clean

    Dingooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only solution is to make another one. Also, get a cake carrier.

    Tinykame
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not too proud to still eat it through my tears.

    #71

    Someone Spilled Their Smoothie In Class, And Now It Looks Like Someone Has Been Brutally Murdered

    Someone Spilled Their Smoothie In Class, And Now It Looks Like Someone Has Been Brutally Murdered

    Danielmg Report

    seana lammers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it a medical forensics class?

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did a Valentine’s Day craft with preschoolers once involving red paint; classroom also looked like a crime scene.

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much knowledge can make a brain explode

    The Cute Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it is not work of Al capone?

    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Student's like, "let it like that, the European transfer guy is coming tomorrow."

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    #72

    After 3 Years Of Work, I Graduate Today With My Master’s From Harvard. In My Office

    After 3 Years Of Work, I Graduate Today With My Master’s From Harvard. In My Office

    SlowFatGRT Report

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Happy pandemic graduation.

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sat through hours of graduation (in the front row... too obedient to sneak out after I got my diploma)... only to find out my parents had left after I walked across the stage. Wankers!

    Frappuchino the hedgehog
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harvard dam congratulations on your achievement

    Annita Stephanou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is how I went through all my graduations, even though there was no pandemic back then. And, yes, I don't have a single picture, but I couldn't care less, to be honest.

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    #73

    Worst. Delivery. Ever. (Oc)

    Worst. Delivery. Ever. (Oc)

    AusFail Report

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't be the worst delivery. They at least told said where it was and apologized for the mistake. The worst would've been just leaving it there without any note.

    Zelda McLink
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so typically Australia Post.

    Bron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My postie is excellent, puts up with the tappers if we’re outside, walks it to my door if we’re not.

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    Sejla Hodzic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one "accidentally" throw the package on top of the roof??

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driver threw it out of the truck instead of walking it to the door like a normal employee (yes, I know they have quotas and are given insane workloads, but it is still unacceptible to yeet peoples' packages.) I've seen doorbell cam videos of FedEx and UPS drivers pulling up on the street and just throwing the packages towards the house's front door instead of walking it up.

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    Susan Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was Walter White the delivery guy?

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A broom to get it down!... who do they think lives there, Harry Potter.

    Joots (shants/jorts)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! Or does the postman think that brooms are 10 feet long!!

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they delivered it to you somehow. My delivery people come to the door, ring the doorbell once, immediately mark the item as undeliverable, and walk back to the truck with said package. I have mobility issues and it takes me more than two seconds to get to the door. I frequently end up having to get the packages in person from the post office. No matter how many times I tell them about all of this, nothing ever changes.

    Joots (shants/jorts)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave a laminated note on the door explaining your situation - if you don’t have cameras, lie and say you do & that they are being recorded & they’ll be reported and / or the video will be posted to all social media (obviously don’t dox them - just threaten that you will in the note). This all sounds mean/crazy but sometimes you have to fight fire with fire. making someone with limited mobility go & pick up their packages bc they aren’t even doing the minimal amount of their job requirements is even more evil!

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    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would they be doing anything that could accidentally end up "throwing it on the roof" in the first place?

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That driver need to find a different line of work.

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    #74

    Got My License In The Mail Today

    Got My License In The Mail Today

    CanadianAndroid Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes on stormy nights on Route 66 people swear they still see him traveling up and down the road.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no way an country except the US could make this mistake. This must be photoshopped. Jk jk just trying to appease our BP EU xenophobes.

    Penny Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you Province of Ontario. The over payed government worker did a great job!

    #75

    Long Kayaking Trip + Belly Rolls = Most Inconsistent Sunburn Ever

    Long Kayaking Trip + Belly Rolls = Most Inconsistent Sunburn Ever

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    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Belly rolls... those aren't belly rolls. That's a normal healthy young body.

    Majungasaurus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Belly rolls are normal on healthy bodies, they’re not just an overweight thing :) I’m underweight and I have lil belly rolls when I sit down.

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    John Carr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got similar. Wearing shorty wetsuit on a long kayak trip. Had sunscreened everywhere apart from below the knees. Even my toes were sunburned 😢

    faireymomma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the few sunburns I've had it was my back and cleavage. Could only wear my bathingsuit top for like a week and a half.

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    potatoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now featuring (gumroll please) - 50 shades of RED!,

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    #76

    A Pipe Broke Upstairs

    A Pipe Broke Upstairs

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your cat has the zoomies so you install a speed bump

    faireymomma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate to the speed hump on hardwood, but mine (there's several) isn't from water 😑

    Kitty1019
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long would it take for a floor to warp like that?

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

    Bill McDowall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll be fine if you put a heavy book on it!

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    #77

    “Can You Take The Cinnamon Rolls Out In 15 Minutes While I Run To The Store?” “No Problem.” “Don’t Forget.” “Babe, I Won’t Forget.” ....i Forgot

    “Can You Take The Cinnamon Rolls Out In 15 Minutes While I Run To The Store?” “No Problem.” “Don’t Forget.” “Babe, I Won’t Forget.” ....i Forgot

    reddit.com Report

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never assume you won't forget. Phone alarm set to go at the right time saves

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a new diet... burning a 1000 calories!

    #78

    Attempted To Make Flower Pancakes For My Wife As A Mothers Day Surprise But They Ended Up Looking Like Corona Cakes

    Attempted To Make Flower Pancakes For My Wife As A Mothers Day Surprise But They Ended Up Looking Like Corona Cakes

    ChopperNYC Report

    Majungasaurus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the thought that counts! If my bf made these hilarious disasters for me I’d be over the moon

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! XD We'd have a good laugh together over them!

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    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy pandemic, and have a wonderful virus!

    KDS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like tambourines. Do they play music?

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does the plate say? Dance...like the table isn't watching you?

    Dingooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flowers aren't always perfect either!

    #79

    Forgot My Headphones On The Ground While The Roomba Was Running

    Forgot My Headphones On The Ground While The Roomba Was Running

    Shiby92 Report

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like the Roomba won.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody is gonna ask why someone was keeping their earbuds "safely" stored on the floor?

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine look like that if I toss them on the table

    Headless chicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you spend 10 minutes untangling it, assess the damage and see if it’s usable

    Dingooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roomba can run but he can't hide.

    Littlemiss
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ours loves socks. It doesn't matter where the socks are hidden, it finds them. Then it goes beeping and screaming until the battery dies and you have to go hunting for it. For some strange reason it prefers my husband's dirty work socks the best.

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    #80

    God Damnit

    God Damnit

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried turning off the plane and turning it back on?

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once flew to China (14 hour flight) and the only thing that worked on the screens was the film Madagascar.

    faireymomma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that movie, but not enough to watch it over and over for 14 hours. Now The Goonies or The Princess Bride, I'd be content.

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    ACE PIRATES 4 THE WIN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me but instead of the screen being off it played some random movie the whole flight and it wouldn’t turn off. I was trying to sleep and all I could focus on was the bright light of the screen. I had to cover it up with my sweater

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you do to deserve this bad karma?

    Jody Whitmarsh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this happen on a 4 hour flight. I put in my headphones with my downloaded music and went to sleep

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...last time i was on a plane i just watched stuff i had loaded onto my phone. XD Being old and poor gives some advantage ig. XD

    MJisME
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phones are best for streaming. I'd die on a flight or driving trip without mine.

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can never watch those. I always have books with me.

    Majungasaurus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same but on a long 6-12 hour flight, it’s nice to have different options :) I’ve found some really good artists through the music player on flight screens too

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    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when that happens.

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    #81

    Happened To A Friend, She Was Almost Finished

    Happened To A Friend, She Was Almost Finished

    Kelmeno Report

    potatoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeesh that has gotta hurt bad ( emotionally and mentally)

    Maggie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quite like it as is. Quirky.

    Majungasaurus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like my old shop teacher

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the problem here. Fire it and sell it.

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at the ears and how rudimentary the rest of the features are I'm HIGHLY doubtful that she was 'almost finished'. It looks more like she just started.

    Jake Otto
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo has been floating around for like 5 years

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    #82

    My Buddy Got This After Working At His Job For 42years. The Sticker Isn't Even On Straight Lol

    My Buddy Got This After Working At His Job For 42years. The Sticker Isn't Even On Straight Lol

    Everbeard807 Report

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    42 years? I didn’t know Canadian Tire was so cheap.

    Joyce Brazel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should be embarrassed to give that!!!!

    Elwood Schwartz (it/that)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ours is an adhesive poofy sticker to stick onto our badge.

    Telepathetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sticker is straight---the pin isn't

    #83

    Need To Keep The Light On When I Get Ready For Work

    Need To Keep The Light On When I Get Ready For Work

    hat7e Report

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why spoil the mystery

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like them. Why not inject a little personality in an otherwise mundane business suit?

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    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wear the other 2 tomorrow. Keep switching them up XD

    Thor Haugen
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that with slip-ons one time. HR took a picture and showed it at the company Christmas party. The HR person was my college roommate many years ago and a good friend, but it was still embarrassing in a room of 100+ people.

    MJisME
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they match. I've done worse wearing 2 black boots of opposite design by getting dressed in the dark at 3am.

    Joyce Brazel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband was color blind and he did that a lot before I ironed labels in his clothes..

    Megan Lauhon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My great grandma would put two different shoes on all the time. Then she'd complain the floors were uneven.

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one will notice those shoes with socks like that lighting the way...

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    #84

    My Landlord Sprayed Painted This Tree Guard And The Wind Blew The Paint Onto This Persons Dodge

    My Landlord Sprayed Painted This Tree Guard And The Wind Blew The Paint Onto This Persons Dodge

    IJustFartedOnMyGF Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think you can call that car a "Dodge" anymore after this...because it didn't

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your landlord will be paying for an expensive paint job. How can you be so dumb as to spray paint with the wind blowing?

    Emily Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it looks kind of cool...

    Majungasaurus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooh I’d be pissed. How ignorant.

    Rilmar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were the car's owner, I'd probably sue for damages on grounds of negligence

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    Must Be Bored Again
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it will be cheaper to fix than if it had blown the other way onto the red Caddie.

    Megan Lauhon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God, if it were my car your landlord better be fleeing the country. I started a fight in a Target parking lot when some dude let his basket hit my car. 🤣

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    #85

    The Printer Exploded

    The Printer Exploded

    joshdyson Report

    Lord of the laserprinter.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Printers don´t explode unless you try to open the containers by force and sneeze into the toner.

    #86

    Imagine Going To School For 12 Years And Graduating At Walmart

    Imagine Going To School For 12 Years And Graduating At Walmart

    Spicy-Samich Report

    potatoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should I imagine it when I am seeing in right here

    MichelleDonut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The school did not have the graduation ceremony at Walmart. Walmart held a party to acknowledge their employees who recently graduated. Notice there are 3 different colors of robes.

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of thought the red, white, and blue were because graduating in a Walmart feels like it would be a very middle America thing to do. Now that you pointed out what really happened, I feel like a jerk.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Following the ceremony please grab some cake and the beverage of your choice and take it to the self checkout lanes.

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then, you can get right to work at your new job.

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this belongs in a r/ boring dystopia...

    Sarcastic and Proud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My redneck uncle got married at Walmart.... In the gun section.

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    #87

    I Accidentally Put My Leather Gloves In The Washing Machine

    I Accidentally Put My Leather Gloves In The Washing Machine

    gene100001 Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the glove does not fit, you must acquit.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have co-worker friends who are in their 20s (I'm 41.) They don't even know who OJ is or that this whole situation happened XD

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    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them to baby yoda. I’m sure he would appreciate it

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    #88

    Just Found A Lug Nut In My Fruit Bar

    Just Found A Lug Nut In My Fruit Bar

    HaemmerHead Report

    Sarang Verma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a fruit and nut bar now I guess

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I watch food manufacturing videos (including popsicles) and just about every product gets run through a metal detector as one of the final steps. And some of it you think - what are the chances there would be metal in that. But then I think - well maybe a tiny bit of metal from wear in a machine or something. I did not consider random automotive parts.

    Conan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a secret prize that was advertised in the box

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Do you know how expensive some of the lug nuts are? I would consider this a bonus. 😂

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    Ana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶somebody is getting fired today🎵

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing for your teeth you didn't bite it.

    Jude Laskowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You now own the fruit bar company.

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    #89

    She Traded Me For The Window Seat Before We Got On The Plane

    She Traded Me For The Window Seat Before We Got On The Plane

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    #90

    Not A Good Night For This Doordash Driver

    Not A Good Night For This Doordash Driver

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    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The police delivered the driver from their department to jail quicker than I've ever received an order from DoorDash! NGL, I'm impressed. Lol

    Denise B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live quite near here! (Bethlehem)

    Dingooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taco Bell? YOU should be arrested!

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know what's sad? You don't even have to get out of your car to get your Taco Bell through a drive through. Do you know what's even sadder? I have Door Dashed McDonald's. More than once. And complained to Door Dash that my fries were missing.

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    #91

    Our Glass Coffee Table Randomly Exploded While We Were Watching TV

    Our Glass Coffee Table Randomly Exploded While We Were Watching TV

    katelyn27 Report

    Zaach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a lot of energy locked up in tempered glass

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it had a temper tantrum? ..... I'll see myself out.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our oven door exploded in exactly the same way, while I was watching "Watchmen". During the scene where a guy gets thrown through a window no less. BANG! Never jumped so badly in my life. And the pizza was completely ruined. :(

    Surenu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoutout to the much sturdier plate and cup though!

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it wasn't too paneful.

    timhood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you randomly set a hot dish on it?

    Mashmelo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no our table it’s broken

    QueenKittyCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do I avoid this from happening? Besides not having a glass table?

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be surprised at how many times this happens.

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    #92

    Waited In Line For This Rollercoaster For Two Hours, When I Finally Got To The Front They Said I Was Too Tall

    Waited In Line For This Rollercoaster For Two Hours, When I Finally Got To The Front They Said I Was Too Tall

    LiteralGiraffe Report

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell them your height expanded in the heat

    microwaved mcdonalds fries
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they should have this stuff at the beginning of the line so you can see if its even possible to ride before wasting all your time

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves you right, lightbulb-changing shelf-reaching show off.

    faireymomma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 I'm 5'4 and my fiance is 6'4. I still out of habit climb the shelves in te store to get things out of reach and every time he's like why didn't you ask me. Just not used to having a giant around.

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    Zaach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, who wears a shirt with sleeves 2 feet longer that 2 arms

    MJisME
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better to be safe than sorry. 😬 I saw a story of a man who was too tall and rode a ride at Disneyland. Let's just say he he never rode anything again. 😔

    Alvia Vseobecna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, it's better than having a part of you chopped off accidentally

    Dingooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 hours wait to ride a roller coaster? Being tall isn't your biggest problem.

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    #93

    Was Having Valentine's Day Dinner When I Went Downstairs To Check On Why The Heat Wasn't Working. Found 4 Feet Of Water Covering The Entire Basement

    Was Having Valentine's Day Dinner When I Went Downstairs To Check On Why The Heat Wasn't Working. Found 4 Feet Of Water Covering The Entire Basement

    Scrappy_Mongoose Report

    Majungasaurus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be scared to step in it 😰 electrical stuff and all that

    faireymomma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah having "dinner" Mr No Pants.

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I know why the heat wasn’t working…

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because he doesn't have pants on, right? right?

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    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dress shirt and man-panties is definitely a "look"

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least you have a swimming pool now.

    EP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Been there. Have identical pic.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don’t touch any live, ungrounded electrical fixture

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    #94

    Kitchen Cabinets Decided To Yeet Themselves At 4 In The Morning

    Kitchen Cabinets Decided To Yeet Themselves At 4 In The Morning

    weeJwontC10 Report

    Dingooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would give me a heart attack. Score 100 on the scale of random night noises.

    faireymomma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats have done that to me playing "tag" so loudly I thought someone was trying to break in. Grabbed my equalizer and went running in and they just sat there looking at me like, What? Did you want to play, too? 🙄

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    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it always seem to happen in the early hours...it is the same with smoke alarm batteries failing, you can bet they always start to beep at about 2am

    SkekVi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmmMMMm once again, modern cabinets are made of CARDBOARD. ugh. this should be criminal to sell to people.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poorly constructed cabinets and poorly hung. You get what you pay for.

    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't matter how good the cabinets are if you don't screw them securely into the studs.

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    Annita Stephanou
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that kitchen cabinets keep falling in the US (I presume?)

    Ginny Crouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they open the refrigerator, too?

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    #95

    That’s Not What I Wanted To Fall From The Cabinet :/

    That’s Not What I Wanted To Fall From The Cabinet :/

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this thingy which is a magnet on a long flexible pole, with a torch built into it. It's absolutely PERFECT for situations like this.

    Jude Laskowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something to do on a rainy Saturday afternoon.

    Marleina Hershberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOH, I need 1 to fix my sunglasses, please

    MJisME
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they're gonna be finding those for the rest of their lives in that house. 😵 Hopefully they don't have pets.

    Weim Central
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a therapeutic way to spend an afternoon!

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picking them up is the easy part, sorting the sizes is a different matter.

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    #96

    My Boyfriend Dropped My Makeup Bag

    My Boyfriend Dropped My Makeup Bag

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    Rylee Ann Mccusker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i feel so bad for you foundation is so had to get off things especially fabric

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that looks almost like you'd be better off getting a new bag and products...

    Onan Hag All
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A hint that he, like most men, prefer women who don't wear makeup?

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he end up in the dog house? 😁😁

    MJisME
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear God 😳 I'd freak out!

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    #97

    Dropped The Trash. Hallelujah

    Dropped The Trash. Hallelujah

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    MJisME
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a HEFTY bag commercial. 😂 I wouldn't want to be the person who cleans that up. 🫣

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck! That's the worst feeling knowing you have to pick it all back up.

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I can smell this picture 🫢

    Zaach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always fear something similar when I take the composting out - I drink a lot of coffee

    Jennifer Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so luck y that appears to be cement steps and not carpet

    Ace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves you right; most of that should have been in the recycling or compost anyway.

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know why you got downvoted, take my like :)

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    Dingooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't buy cheap trash bags.

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you not recycling? I see food scraps, cans, glass jar, plastic and cardboard.

    Miss Mali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow people chill, this is an apartment building who knows where, many buildings/landlords/complexes do not offer recycling. And if u don't have a yard or an extra 1000 bucks or the counter space composting is not feasible because it's rotting food trash ya know. And if u live in a city and don't have a car nobody is gonna take their garbage to a recycling center. This is the 3rd complex I have lived in in an American capitol city and not one of them has offered recycling.

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    #98

    Supposed To Be My Bachelor Party Today. Now It's A Party For 1. It Might Feel Odd Later When I Strip For Myself

    Supposed To Be My Bachelor Party Today. Now It's A Party For 1. It Might Feel Odd Later When I Strip For Myself

    Dr_Phan_Tastic Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel so bad for this guy and his adorable tattoo. :(

    TeenieMeanie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you tip well.

    Curly Q
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll come! What's the address?

    #99

    Scored A Sweet Pair Of Jeans Off Ebay At A Steal Of A Price...just Found Out Why

    Scored A Sweet Pair Of Jeans Off Ebay At A Steal Of A Price...just Found Out Why

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    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They left the tag on a throw I bought at Dunelm once, and it’s not that close to me, so I thought I’d save the fuel costs, and try and take it off with a load of tools. Anyway, it was really difficult, I made a small hole in the throw, and really regretted it. But I have no idea how people manage to do this in changing rooms or on the shop floor and steal stuff??

    Yourname942
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are videos which show you how to remove it without ink ruining the clothes

    2x4b523p
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had winter jacket shipped to me with security tag on, bought online direct from the brand website. I noticed whed boarding plane for weekend away. Had to hammer it to pieces, it was setting off alarms everywhere I went.

    Megan Lauhon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought my mother a Kate Spade wallet from THEIR WEBSITE and they left the sensor in. But they shoved this, smaller than a postage stamp, sensor in a card slot. So it took 3 months of setting off alarms before the sweet lady ringing us up at Boot Barn dug around until she found it.

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you need a strong magnet, like in the back of a guitar amp or speaker. no, I don't have a criminal past. I worked retail for decades

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Security tag from a store. Stollen merchandise

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    Christina Gee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use a magnet on the warning side while wiggling the other side off. Had to do this when the tag remover broke at work

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