Get Premium
Dark mode theme is available exclusively for premium users. Learn more about the benefits of subscribing.
No fees, cancel anytime.
Dark Mode 
No fees, cancel anytime 
then open in external browser
and click "Open in External Browser" 
They say it's best to turn the other cheek, but sometimes it just doesn't work. What's your favorite petty revenge story?
This post may include affiliate links.
#1
My Ex cheated with a married man. He now lives with her. He is a POS.. but anyway, I still have login for her DVR. I logged in, erased all her shows, then recorded only the show "Cheaters." Petty, but it makes me laugh.
AspieGirl88 8 years ago
Petty or not; that was well-deserved! LOL. Hopefully you'll find someone more deserving of you... 😊
RELATED:
#2
I had a guy in school who would always skip class and then ask for my notes. We had a group project worth almost 40% of our grade and he did zero work, and the prof told me tough luck. Instead of just saying no the next time he asked for notes, I took the low road and began giving him edited versions. I would leave items out of lists, incorrectly define things or just straight up write stuff that makes no sense. An example of the crap I would put in: To calculate return on investment, subtract
Britta Niemann 8 years ago
I wonder how long it took him to notice. IF he noticed at all... ;)
AspieGirl88 8 years ago
Your Prof. said that?? That's not very professional of him! He should've at least reprimanded the lazy student for slacking off while everyone else was working their asses off; though the Prof. REALLY should've given him a failing grade for the project or perhaps even flunk him for the whole year he should've been in class & paying attention! If I were the teacher, I'd be well & truly pissed-off that the student wasn't even TRYING to study/learn anything. Maybe the Prof. needs to be called-out on his lack of responsibility & professionalism. After all; why is he even getting a pay-check, if he won't do his job properly?? 😕
#3
My best friend at the time slept with my then boyfriend, and told everyone before I found out so that I looked like the bad person for being pissed. Jokes on her, for the rest of high school I was SUPER nice so that whenever she was bitchy with me everyone got pissed with her need to be a twat. Everyone hated her by graduation for her need to be so mean to someone so nice for no reason.
Final score:
28points
AspieGirl88 8 years ago
I can relate with this. My dad remarried a few years after my mum split with him (he hit her so hard; she needed surgery to fix a broken nose). The woman he married hated me instantly & began her sociopathic bullying for years (I had to stay every other weekend). As I have Asperger's Syndrome, I've always preferred to sit in a quiet room to read books/play games & I hate watching too much TV. My so-called "stepmum" called me "antisocial" when I chose to read in my room instead of watching TV with her &/or my dad (I always thought "antisocial" meant teenagers who drink/smoke illegally, deface cars & create loud noise to annoy people). When my mum told her I had Asperger's, she waited until I was alone & told me I was "doing it to get attention". But I never EVER retaliated. The worst was just before my granny died. She PM-ed me about my granny on Facebook (it was truly disgusting). My big sis got SO angry, she made it a public post; & LOTS of people sent angry messages of their own! ✨🙌✨
#4
Well, when I was younger, my older brother used to pick on me all the time-- punch me and such. I had dealt with it for years. One day, we were in the backyard just talking, as families do, and out of nowhere I decide that I gonna get my revenge then and there. I ran with my arm out and my hand in a fist, and I hit him right in the junk. I hit him so hard that he dropped to the ground, and I'm happy to say, he cried. To this day, that is still one of my proudest moments. He was 16 and I was 8.
Final score:
25points
Jeeves 8 years ago
Good on you!! From experience, you do have to stand up to those kinds of people, whether they be your brother or partner because otherwise it won't stop.
Hatsune Chiku 8 years ago
I completely agree! If you don't teach them a lesson, they will continue doing it.
Load More Replies... AspieGirl88 8 years ago
Wish I'd had the bravery to do this to my childhood bullies! The fact that he was twice your age made him an absolute douchebag & he deserved everything he got; including the pain (maybe it even helped ruin his chances of ever having kids, LOL)! Hopefully it taught him to be a bit more mature with you, though (or at the very least, stop him from punching you again). Some life-lessons unfortunately DO have to be learned the hard way... 😏
#5
in school, a boy named Sebastian picked on my 9 yo daughter by constantly calling her a whale and pushing her around because she was chubby. I suggested she started calling him SebastiANUS in front of their classmates. She did and he now learned to think twice before being an arse to other kids.
Final score:
23points
Hatsune Chiku 8 years ago
Calling someone a whale, or any other kind of harassment about weight is unacceptable! Great job, Mom!
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
At that age it really is! I had a stepdaughter who would get really chubby every summer & then get a growth spurt & get super skinny again.Kids weights change so much! It's never okay to tease about things we can't really change & it can have long term damaging effects on a child.
Load More Replies... AspieGirl88 8 years ago
Wow, SO many opportunities! LOL. From "Nasty Sebasti", "Sebastard", "Sebasket-case", "Sebasteroid", "Seblastian" ... I could go on all day with this! LMAO. Thank goodness I was blessed with English as my #1 subject, as I could create just about anything from the simplest of topics! 😂
#6
I spread Justin Bieber photos all over the outside of his apartment... mainly shirtless. It took me hours to print them out that big. He was on vacation with "his family" (aka his TWO OTHER GFs and three children). Record poster size: 10ft by 7ft. Nobody called the cops and some of the neighbors actually helped. One of them even et me use his Go Pro to film his "Surprise." I dumped him then and there.
Final score:
15points
#7
Kid stole my water bottle. I opened it up and left it inside his backpack.
AspieGirl88 8 years ago
Well, that will certainly teach the little 💩 to keep his hands to himself! LOL. 😂
#8
when i was in 4th grade a girl tried to pin me up against a tree and choke me. Guess what I did? I cut off all of her barbies hair but I put it in a plastic bag and put it in her book bag because I felt bad . Let me just say she never messed with me again. ( i was kind of a mean child😂😂😂 but if you think about it the girl tried to choke me soo.....)
Final score:
15points
BoredBunny 8 years ago
Something similar happened to me at a birthday party: A boy tried to suffocate me under a pillow, and when I was leaving the party, he sprayed air freshener in my face.
#9
My ex left one day when I was at swimming lessons with our kids. He also took half the furniture. I had to explain where dad was and why our house was half empty. I was a stay-at-home mum back then. I had no paid work but he left me to pay the rent. When he came back to collect more stuff he took the groceries I had bought that morning. In short, he was a cheap, cowardly weasel. I threw the key to his vintage Harley in the ocea.
Final score:
15points
Anastasia Cyr'Nyth 8 years ago
That might have actually worked better. Just post it on a website that he often visits and he'll flip
Load More Replies... #10
I once ordered hoodia pills for weight loss from a website I'd come across. After a month of waiting, I started emailing and calling. Every time, I would get hung up on and once they actually yelled at me to not call again. It was a scam. I realized the numbers were the cell phone numbers of the "president" and "vice president". I wrote a code to auto send annoying text messages to them every 15 seconds, rendering their phones useless. It didn't take long for them to call and give me a refund.
Final score:
14points
Hans 8 years ago
Out of all the postings here, this is the best. It does not involve violence, it does not involve harsh revenges for seemingly small deeds, but it describes how to hit the parasites of economy where it hurts. Scammers and fraudsters often pester those who can least fight it (like the elderly). They deserve any economic damage they can get. I doubt we can teach them morales or even empathy, but we can hinder the flourishing of their "business model".
Claire Kidd 8 years ago
This is the kind of thing I love! That's amazing and such a deserved punishment!!
#11
In eighth grade, I didn't invite a girl to a party and she spread a rumor about one girl and her boyfriend having sex on my bed (her imagination, not mine.), so when she wasn't paying attention, I opened several tabs on her computer and looked up some... 'interesting' things (feet, asian feet, beautiful feet, latina feet, etc.) I'm not exactly proud of it, but she shouldn't be proud of herself with such a search history.
Final score:
11points
Courtney Christelle 5 years ago
"she shouldn't be proud of herself with such a search history." That killed me.
#12
When in 6th grade, a girl spread rumours about me. Weeks later she was bragging about another classmate who 'called her a whore, and I'm not taking that.' Then I said one of the meanest things I remember saying: "Would you take it if you got money for it?" It isn't in any way related, I know it wasn't a thing to be proud of, but I really got the feeling then I was written by genius screenwriters.
Final score:
10points
Here to Troll 8 years ago
"but I really got the feeling then I was written by genius screenwriters." Wow. Just wow. Must be nice to be that delusional.
#13
Ok so once this boy in my class who sat behind me, kept flicking his fidget spinner and putting it against my back. (This guy was a complete ass) well anyways, after the twentieth time, I got a tube of super glue, and glued all three of his fidget spinners to his phone case, but not before dripping some glue into the spinning mechanism, so it would never work again.
Final score:
10points
Cindy Kruth (Submission author) 8 years ago
Actually it was a see-through one , which was actually very cheap. I don't want to have to pay for a new phone.
Load More Replies... #14
This jackass who sat behind me in 6th grade was constantly kicking me in the backs of my legs. One day I woke up on the wrong side of the bed, so when he kicked me, I remembered that the boots I were wearing had metal heels. (My dad was super paranoid about stuff like that, making me wear them every Friday.) so I decided to lift my foot up the next time he kicked me. I felt him trying to kick me, then heard a cracking sound. The next day he came to school wearing sandals and three of his toes
Final score:
9points
Telmo Belo 5 years ago
I thought he had "three of his toes" as in "the other two had to be amputated"
Load More Replies... #15
My ex cheated on me with multiple girls. Day before I moved out I set my phone as our home network admin, connected his PC and TV to it and installed little app that allows me to control the network remotely. For a month I would randomly turn his Internet on/off, turn volume down on TV and open random crap in his browser. He believed his neighbours are stealing his WiFi and that is why his electronics are messed up. After a month I was over it, got bored an stopped. He still doesn't have a clue
Final score:
9points
UnicornWeirdo (Submission author) 8 years ago
This petty revenge helped in getting over it 😂
Load More Replies... #16
One of my classmates teased me and took my books from my hands when I was reading, so another friend and I sometimes took her lunchbox when she wasn't looking and hid it under our coats.
Final score:
8points
BoredBunny (Submission author) 8 years ago
Even better, we're going to the same school next year :)
Load More Replies...
#17
Way back in say grade 7, I was being bullied by this kid, kid A. I had been one of the first to hit puberty and develop hair in my armpit. kid A with his friend B would keep singing the jungle part of the Tarzan theme song while wiggling their fingers in their armpit. I didn't really care, because I had great friends and they were just stupid boys... but over time it grated on me. At school I was well known for being more interested in books than my lessons and I often read through my class to
Final score:
8points
Kendra Miller (Submission author) 8 years ago
the annoyance of my teacher. Anyway Kid A sat behind me and often kicked my chair. Up until this point I never reacted because I wanted to be the bigger person and not as despicable as him. But one day the teacher left and he was kicking me. I couldn't focus on my book because for once I felt pissed. Then I had a brilliant idea. I suddenly stood up, turned around, flipped his desk, turned back around, sat down picked up my book and commenced feigned reading while I watched what went down. The teacher returned a moment or so after I had sat down and she asked Kid A why he had flipped his desk. He said that I had done it. The teacher walked over to me and looked at me, intent on my book, and asked me if I had done it. As usual when I'm caught up in my book. I didn't respond. This act exonerated me and kid A got in trouble for flipping his desk and had to clean the mountain of papers up. I felt so happy and he never bothered me again.
lasagna's underrated 8 years ago
That reminds me of when me and a classmate turned someone's desk around, and took off their name tag on their desk, so it looked exactly like it was before. We did this multiple times.
Load More Replies... #18
A cousin of mine told a nasty lie about me. A boy in our neighborhood had died of AIDS and she told people that I had slept with him. So throughout my teens, people thought I had AIDS. Anyway, one day at a family get together, we had coconuts as refreshments. My uncle cut the top off one and handed me to take to her. Well, I drank the water out of it, hid in a corner and peed in it and then gave it to her. She took a full swig before she realized she had a mouth full of piss.
Final score:
8points
Dana Kahoe-Hickman 8 years ago
She deserved it, this isn't posts about turning the other check!!!
Markus McCloud 8 years ago
Yeah, but lying about someone having AIDS is ten times worse.
Load More Replies... 
#19
My class had an english teacher, who was also our headmistress. She was Virgo and she lacked any sense of humor plus, she gave us enormous homework we barely managed to deal with and made fun of us constantly. I'm writer, so I composed an ode featuring the dark side of all school subjects. My class approved its humor first and so did the whole school and all teachers later. With the exception of our headmistress. She was really offended but couldn't fight back because it was our last year there.
Final score:
7points
#20
I was paying back a friend so I put the money on the table. This other girl just grabbed the money and ran off to buy some food. I gave the other girl another dollar because I actually know how to be polite. The following week, I told the thief that she owes me a dollar but she denied it and said that she didn't take anything. The next time I asked for my money back she said that it was MY fault that SHE stole my money. I know it is stupid, but I "borrowed" a dollar and never paid her back. HA.
Final score:
6points
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
I actually loaned a girl 50 cents once & she refused to give it back saying that her mom told her I shouldn't give loans & that it was really a gift. I was poor & actually had to go without lunch that friday & she was always a jerk to me after that. Thanks to facebook I know she ended up as big as a minivan. I guess taking food from other people's mouths really adds up. I'm not trying to say all chunky people deserve it I know how biology works, & I would never want her to feel bad about her body. I just think it's fitting.
lasagna's underrated 8 years ago
Which is why you always make your best friends your secretary. They manage your loans and money.
Load More Replies... #21
My supposed "friend" stole not one, but 3 girls from me. After he stole the 3rd, I broke the tail light of his rare car. NB: I was VERY drunk
Final score:
4points
Hans 8 years ago
The notion of "stealing girls" does not seem to seems to be very fit for the 21st century. A thing that is stolen does not contribute to this act. The girlds obviously did, didn't they?
Tim Graham (Submission author) 8 years ago
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
Load More Replies...
#22
My neighbour constantly complains about every little thing I do in my own house. In context she's says that I (a 41kg girl, stomp like an elephant up my stairs) Last complaint was because my AstroTurf was 'on her side of the balcony' it was touching the fence between our balconies. Best part is I didn't Even need petty revenge, she complained so much about so little that the council never even takes her seriously anymore!
Final score:
3points
Charlotte Brine (Submission author) 8 years ago
I didn't need to, this revenge came in the form of karma. You know, the boy who cried wolf? :)
Load More Replies... Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
I had a neighbor like that. Constantly called the cops because of my loud music thatvwas never actually playing. I'd come out of thebshower with cops at my door. So I started to bang on the shower wall (it was against her wall) & make loud sex noises. She never called them when I did that :') On a side note, it doesn't matter how much you weigh, my cat sounds more like an elephant than I do. Your neighbor was probably right about that one.
Charlotte Brine (Submission author) 8 years ago
Love it! We'd get along just great!
Load More Replies... 
Charlotte Brine (Submission author) 8 years ago
Because she brought about her own revenge, think boy who cried wolf
Load More Replies... It's All About Luna 8 years ago
Wow. I'm a skinny girl, and I still stomp like an elephant up the stairs. Heck, my cat is as loud as me.
#23
In6th grade kept lifting up my skirt and one day I wore shorts and my friend recorded him doing it...and showed it to the teacher they had to call the police and everything
Final score:
3points
Courtney Christelle 5 years ago
Actually, calling the cops is entirely appropriate. This sort of behavior tends to escalate and you shouldn't have to wait for a girl to get raped before reporting them.
Jack Green 8 years ago
Actually, even if a kid was doing it, it would still count as sexual harassment.
Load More Replies... #24
In college I had a roommate who was super dirty and loud in the morning, even when i asked her nicely to clean the room with me and stop slamming the door in the morning, she didn't care. Eventually, i only cleaned my half of the room, and swept all the dust into her side... (i know, technically the room is still dirty) I also ate a lot of her favorite food, mainly canned food she got imported from her country...
Final score:
3points
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
I had a roomate once in a dorm who left cat puke on my side of the room when I was gone for a week. I was livid & she shrugged it off saying that it was my side of the room. Wtf?! So you just live with stale puke for a week?? She actually got rid of OUR kitten too without asking me. Just set it outside & shut the door because at 3 months old "she should be able to take care of herself."
BoredBunny 8 years ago
Should've kicked her out, and say: You can take care of yourself. And taken the kitten back inside right after.
Load More Replies...
#25
A 9 year old was bullying my 8 year old sister, so I went up to her in front of her whole class and used all of her three middle names. It just got worse so I eventually told my teacher, who told my little sisters teacher, who told the bully's mum and all the other teachers, who then put the bully's class though a hour of watching anti-bullying videos. I'm so proud of myself!
Final score:
2points
#26
I was seeing this guy and after a couple of months he TEXTED me to say him and his housemate are going to make 'things serious', and long story short my best friend and I drove to his house and stole all their pot plants.... now everytime i look at it i laugh at what a random thing we did. She also asked me to be her bridesmaid so not all that bad.
Final score:
2points
#27
Not my revenge but my cat's. One night I came home drunk, bent over to pet my cat and accidentally threw up on him. Worst of all, I had to give him a bath which was not appreciated. Next night, I hear a strange sound. He threw out his furrball in my hair and walked off all proud of himself. I deserved it 😂
Final score:
1point
#28
In fourth grade at school There was this kid; Will, we'll call him. He said he wanted me to die.. Well, we had popcorn days- And I took his money and used it for popcorn. Later I found out he had a crush on me ;-;
Final score:
-2points
I'm ~*tired*~ 4 years ago
Pro tip: dont tell your crush to kill themselves. boys *massive eyeroll*
What do you think ?
Willajune B 5 years ago
I was a target for physical bullying. I would scratch the people hurting me. The people oblivious to the bullies thought I was hurting THEM. So I would get in trouble for defending myself. I also threw my shoes at them. Now everybody is afraid of me because they didn't believe my "excuses" for violence. Now, I have social anxiety and depression. Thanks, bullies!
Daniel Le Roi 4 years ago
Employer Part Two: The day finally came and I had reached my limit and immediately quit while he screamed at me to “get my s**t and get out of the studio.” I calmly said “I am going to take the time I need to collect my stuff and by the way you are an a*****e.” I was being screamed at for the next 10-15 minutes while I gathered my items and left. A few days later I found out from a friend in the design industry that the day after I left the “monster’s” showroom was broken into and burglarized. The wall mounted plasma television was literally ripped off of the wall. Needless to say I had nothing to do with that and was so happy to be freed that I did not relish with the information of the burglary. Less than two months later I received a call from the “demon” desperate for me to come back. FYI: I was not easily replaceable. The monster said “ I would love to have you back as I busy with some fantastic new clients and I will pay you double your previous salary. I said no and hung up.
Daniel Le Roi 4 years ago
Employer Part One: I worked for an interior designer who had a showroom on a popular street. The design space was set up with furniture in the front and a workspace in the back. When you came into the front door it was set up as a living room, audio visual center with a wall mounted plasma tv, dining area, and accessories with great art everywhere. The space was cool and inviting to people to come in off of the street. However this individual is a cruel narcissist who berates their employees for the tiniest infraction. This individual is well known thru ought the interior design industry as a degrading and rageful employer. People in the interior design industry warn anyone who might go work for this “monster.” As an employee you could never be perfect enough for this designer. I was and am an exception designer who worked endlessly, creatively, and efficiently for this “person” (maybe demon is a more appropriate description). Please see my next entry “Employer Part Two”
Daniel Le Roi 4 years ago
Tennis Part Two: The “unpleasant” man and his buddy finished shortly after and left the court. My buddies and I went out to the court and started to play. The man had parked his car on the street right in front of the courts. He ended up having a flat tire (not by us as we were sitting on the bench in terror ). It took 30-45 minutes for him to have someone come and replace his tire. My buddies and I just smiled at each other and played our game.
Daniel Le Roi 4 years ago
Tennis Part One: I was with three friends and we went to the local park to play tennis. We were all 14 years old and excited to play as we were learning. The two tennis courts were public with no separation between them therefore someone playing tennis could easily and accidentally hit a ball into the adjacent court. The narrow side area around the courts had two small benches where you would wait your turn. I accidentally dropped a ball out onto a court that went near the net (no one would have tripped on the ball). I was mortified and began to apologize profusely. The man on the side where the ball went came running toward me and grabbed the ball and threw it towards me. He was screaming you f******g punk a******e watch what you are doing you stupid f******g kid. He was in his late 20’s early 30’s. I was in shock as were my friends and the people in the adjacent court as they look over in horror. Please see next entry “Tennis Part Two”
2763MilesAway 5 years ago
okay, this is kind of funny. my sister jumpscared me a lot, so i logged onto her roblox account and bought dog ears with her robux (she was a cat person). i had to give her a dollar so she could buy more robux.
Willajune B 5 years ago
I was a target for physical bullying. I would scratch the people hurting me. The people oblivious to the bullies thought I was hurting THEM. So I would get in trouble for defending myself. I also threw my shoes at them. Now everybody is afraid of me because they didn't believe my "excuses" for violence. Now, I have social anxiety and depression. Thanks, bullies!
Daniel Le Roi 4 years ago
Employer Part Two: The day finally came and I had reached my limit and immediately quit while he screamed at me to “get my s**t and get out of the studio.” I calmly said “I am going to take the time I need to collect my stuff and by the way you are an a*****e.” I was being screamed at for the next 10-15 minutes while I gathered my items and left. A few days later I found out from a friend in the design industry that the day after I left the “monster’s” showroom was broken into and burglarized. The wall mounted plasma television was literally ripped off of the wall. Needless to say I had nothing to do with that and was so happy to be freed that I did not relish with the information of the burglary. Less than two months later I received a call from the “demon” desperate for me to come back. FYI: I was not easily replaceable. The monster said “ I would love to have you back as I busy with some fantastic new clients and I will pay you double your previous salary. I said no and hung up.
Daniel Le Roi 4 years ago
Employer Part One: I worked for an interior designer who had a showroom on a popular street. The design space was set up with furniture in the front and a workspace in the back. When you came into the front door it was set up as a living room, audio visual center with a wall mounted plasma tv, dining area, and accessories with great art everywhere. The space was cool and inviting to people to come in off of the street. However this individual is a cruel narcissist who berates their employees for the tiniest infraction. This individual is well known thru ought the interior design industry as a degrading and rageful employer. People in the interior design industry warn anyone who might go work for this “monster.” As an employee you could never be perfect enough for this designer. I was and am an exception designer who worked endlessly, creatively, and efficiently for this “person” (maybe demon is a more appropriate description). Please see my next entry “Employer Part Two”
Daniel Le Roi 4 years ago
Tennis Part Two: The “unpleasant” man and his buddy finished shortly after and left the court. My buddies and I went out to the court and started to play. The man had parked his car on the street right in front of the courts. He ended up having a flat tire (not by us as we were sitting on the bench in terror ). It took 30-45 minutes for him to have someone come and replace his tire. My buddies and I just smiled at each other and played our game.
Daniel Le Roi 4 years ago
Tennis Part One: I was with three friends and we went to the local park to play tennis. We were all 14 years old and excited to play as we were learning. The two tennis courts were public with no separation between them therefore someone playing tennis could easily and accidentally hit a ball into the adjacent court. The narrow side area around the courts had two small benches where you would wait your turn. I accidentally dropped a ball out onto a court that went near the net (no one would have tripped on the ball). I was mortified and began to apologize profusely. The man on the side where the ball went came running toward me and grabbed the ball and threw it towards me. He was screaming you f******g punk a******e watch what you are doing you stupid f******g kid. He was in his late 20’s early 30’s. I was in shock as were my friends and the people in the adjacent court as they look over in horror. Please see next entry “Tennis Part Two”
2763MilesAway 5 years ago
okay, this is kind of funny. my sister jumpscared me a lot, so i logged onto her roblox account and bought dog ears with her robux (she was a cat person). i had to give her a dollar so she could buy more robux.
You May Like 144 Inspiring J. R. R. Tolkien Quotes To Live By 123 Of The Best Quotes From Naruto That Will Make You Want To Be A Ninja 135 Best Books Of 2022 You Won’t Be Able To Put Down
Aivaras Kaziukonis
Linas Simonaitis
Justina Čiapaitė
Related on Bored Panda
