They say it's best to turn the other cheek, but sometimes it just doesn't work. What's your favorite petty revenge story?

#1

My Ex cheated with a married man. He now lives with her. He is a POS.. but anyway, I still have login for her DVR. I logged in, erased all her shows, then recorded only the show "Cheaters." Petty, but it makes me laugh.

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Joyce Torrance 1 year ago

HAHA you go girl

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#2

I had a guy in school who would always skip class and then ask for my notes. We had a group project worth almost 40% of our grade and he did zero work, and the prof told me tough luck. Instead of just saying no the next time he asked for notes, I took the low road and began giving him edited versions.
I would leave items out of lists, incorrectly define things or just straight up write stuff that makes no sense.
An example of the crap I would put in: To calculate return on investment, subtract

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Britta Niemann 1 year ago

I wonder how long it took him to notice. IF he noticed at all... ;)

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#3

My best friend at the time slept with my then boyfriend, and told everyone before I found out so that I looked like the bad person for being pissed. Jokes on her, for the rest of high school I was SUPER nice so that whenever she was bitchy with me everyone got pissed with her need to be a twat. Everyone hated her by graduation for her need to be so mean to someone so nice for no reason.

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Claire Kidd 1 year ago

Hope you punished him too

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#4

Well, when I was younger, my older brother used to pick on me all the time-- punch me and such. I had dealt with it for years. One day, we were in the backyard just talking, as families do, and out of nowhere I decide that I gonna get my revenge then and there. I ran with my arm out and my hand in a fist, and I hit him right in the junk. I hit him so hard that he dropped to the ground, and I'm happy to say, he cried. To this day, that is still one of my proudest moments. He was 16 and I was 8.

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Jeeves 1 year ago

Good on you!! From experience, you do have to stand up to those kinds of people, whether they be your brother or partner because otherwise it won't stop.

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#5

in school, a boy named Sebastian picked on my 9 yo daughter by constantly calling her a whale and pushing her around because she was chubby. I suggested she started calling him SebastiANUS in front of their classmates. She did and he now learned to think twice before being an arse to other kids.

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Seong Jin 1 year ago

or sebASStian

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#6

I spread Justin Bieber photos all over the outside of his apartment... mainly shirtless. It took me hours to print them out that big. He was on vacation with "his family" (aka his TWO OTHER GFs and three children). Record poster size: 10ft by 7ft. Nobody called the cops and some of the neighbors actually helped. One of them even et me use his Go Pro to film his "Surprise." I dumped him then and there.

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#7

Kid stole my water bottle. I opened it up and left it inside his backpack.

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AspieGirl88 12 months ago

Well, that will certainly teach the little 💩 to keep his hands to himself! LOL. 😂

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#8

when i was in 4th grade a girl tried to pin me up against a tree and choke me. Guess what I did? I cut off all of her barbies hair but I put it in a plastic bag and put it in her book bag because I felt bad . Let me just say she never messed with me again. ( i was kind of a mean child😂😂😂 but if you think about it the girl tried to choke me soo.....)

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BoredBunny 1 year ago

Something similar happened to me at a birthday party: A boy tried to suffocate me under a pillow, and when I was leaving the party, he sprayed air freshener in my face.

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#9

My ex left one day when I was at swimming lessons with our kids. He also took half the furniture. I had to explain where dad was and why our house was half empty. I was a stay-at-home mum back then. I had no paid work but he left me to pay the rent. When he came back to collect more stuff he took the groceries I had bought that morning. In short, he was a cheap, cowardly weasel. I threw the key to his vintage Harley in the ocea.

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Adogcalledkitty 1 year ago

You could have sold it

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#10

I once ordered hoodia pills for weight loss from a website I'd come across. After a month of waiting, I started emailing and calling. Every time, I would get hung up on and once they actually yelled at me to not call again. It was a scam. I realized the numbers were the cell phone numbers of the "president" and "vice president". I wrote a code to auto send annoying text messages to them every 15 seconds, rendering their phones useless. It didn't take long for them to call and give me a refund.

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Hans 1 year ago

Out of all the postings here, this is the best. It does not involve violence, it does not involve harsh revenges for seemingly small deeds, but it describes how to hit the parasites of economy where it hurts. Scammers and fraudsters often pester those who can least fight it (like the elderly). They deserve any economic damage they can get. I doubt we can teach them morales or even empathy, but we can hinder the flourishing of their "business model".

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