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The idea for “#ThingsThatiHear” arrived when I was visiting a cookware store in Los Angeles. A young woman was looking at her phone and gave a big sigh, turned to her friend decisively and exclaimed, “He wants to go to Bali. But I say Fiji!” I couldn’t help but laugh. The absurdity of this “first world problem” was too much. From that moment on I started to catch all sorts of real-life conversations, that eventually turned into these illustrations.

The characters in the world of “#ThingsThatiHear” are people we all know: They are our office mates who complain to us about the daily grind. They are the awful online date we are trying so hard to forget. They are the people silently stalking our Facebook. More than anything they are the US when we think no one is listening.

Based on the incredible support I’ve received on social media I am inspired to create a #ThingsThatiHear Book!

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Alicia Hawkins
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never understood people who hate on super-positive personalities. I get that we don't always wanna hear the sunshiney comments, but there's nothing wrong with being optimistic and friendly.

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Patrick McKenna
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so true. gotta love the personality that insists everyone around them be happy because they are.

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Autumn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The pizza box, though... sorry not sorry... 1-800-NOSHAME

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Marcelo Ribeiro
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's right. When I stumble on an ex that wears eyeliner I always want to argue with them

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Autumn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ouch. That hit that poor guy in the feels.... Lunch from home tastes better anyways, ignore those jerks! lol

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LunasTeam
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

smh... I hate those girls that want a bad boy and then complain they aren't nice... then gets a nice boy and complain he isn't a bad boy...

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April Simnel
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, for heaven's sake, most all of us adult humans have gone through this on each side. We all know perfectly fine people who for whatever reason don't quite mesh with us either as friends or potential partners, and we let them go or they let us go—and we move on. No one is obligated to be friends with or date you, and you have that same freedom of choice.

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Daria B
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's sad how everybody's turning this one into generalisations and stereotypes, rather than think how she individually is someone who feels like that. I mean, this list is about funny overheard things, not about "types of people", or anything like that. So chill up. These are all out of context to start with.

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India Brar
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol the billboard "Heartbreaker she'll crush you heart over text" as shes texting him

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Shauday Smith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That billboard! "Heartbreaker - She'll crush you over txt" the little easter eggs in these things are great!

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Anneli Saksakulm
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah but maybe that nice guy goes away, so it would be better if he would an a*****e, then she wouldn`t miss him

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James A. Smith Jr.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have been on the receiving end of one of these texts. Here it is: Your a kind, wonderful, generous, thoughtful and intelligent guy. I really like you but, I like some other guys too. Especially your friend Brian. Can you introduce us?

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thebridget
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What? That it's easier to break up with a jerk than a really nice guy? I feel like that's just average person logic. It's hard to breakup with a really great person that you just don't feel chemistry with anymore. But it's easy to break up with someone who is selfish, rude, abusive, etc.

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Jeannine Pope
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The artist's name is AVNER GELLER -- I am going out on a limb to say that Avner is probably Jewish and not cruelly stereotyping these characters, instead merely illustrating them.

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Eeva
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically yes, but it will be hidden under all the noms.

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