It's a common misconception that comedy has to be crude. If you’re not pushing the envelope, how will your audience know that you’re not afraid of taking risks? But there’s certainly a sweet spot in between sharing squeaky clean, family-friendly content and jokes that will definitely get you canceled. And one page that thrives in that space is Tastefully Offensive on Instagram.
We took a trip to this account, which boasts a whopping 202K followers, and gathered some of their funniest posts below. Enjoy scrolling through this list of blunt and brutally honest observations, and be sure to upvote the ones that you can’t help but agree with!
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tell me about it... just moved to another place and I still have to paint the walls and put the floors... after being asked 3000 euros excluding materials...yeah maybe next year I will have the house ready ( chronic pain and other health problems make things difficult) .. after this move never more...
True story: took my husband's last name because it was easier to sign. And I have an irrational love of alliteration.
Hey, those desperate baristas have a union now too. I think they're on to something 😂
Then I'd just tell them it's fine, and go home with my new rat friends
"yet my brethren still hail me with tales of glorious savings upon an extended warranty"
"Learning is so boring," is a hideously depressing thing to read. If you're not learning, you're not living. I'm 60yo and currently learning Inform7, which is free software to program text games. Before that, I learned how to make a great focaccia. Up next, piano tuning. Learning is awesome.
Makes sense since my life feels more like The Oregon Trail every day. Just waiting for my last oxen to díe and dysentery to take me out.
Also, those little eye guards so I don't get overstimulated and irrationally angry, would be nice too.
Our currently has a ton of preschool age books (it’s near a country day school), both Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson full series, the Bhagavad Gita, I Am Malala and several Sunset cookbooks. I’m currently standing in front of it whilst on a dog walk.
My neighbor has a cat. Chill and friendly little guy. He doesn’t even come into my apartment, even if we leave the door open. I respect him, he respects us. But my other neighbor HATES cats and whenever she sees him, she chases him out of her yard with a broom. So now, whenever he needs to pee, he leaves the house, walks all the way through my garden just to go do it on her doormat. She’s furious. I told her he’s never caused me any trouble… but of course she doesn’t believe me. I love cats. Go little guy!
Very true haha. Despite his arrogance, I often felt bad for Squidward :P
Pfft, you've clearly never been to Aldi. It's like being thrown into grocery Olympics as a toddler. Sometimes I pray they'll get a random hand cramp...
Life moves way too fast once you reach a certain age. My daughter just turned 11 years old, and I can't believe it
It's not about consumer sales. Publishers pay to have their books listed. Very similar to how the BBB operates.
Come here, little child, while we old ones tell you of days of yore before you could print out directions in Mapquest and had to use standard fold-out maps.
In university one of the final year projects in my year was sponsored by Fisher & Paykel. Can't remember what the team was supposed to research (wasn't my project), but do remember that F&P supplied the university with a fully functional DishDrawer with a full perspex front. Twas epic to watch.
No joke, the ones who know a recession is coming, are usually the strippers and escorts (the high end ones mind you). Friend of mine swears he learned about the 2008 recession from his favorite dancer several months before it happened - those "girls" are indeed multitalented!
Now, if you own a printer AND a pick up truck, you're worth like 12 friends and a distant family member.
Midwesterners do this all the time! It's called a potato bar, and it's as amazing as you think it is.
And damn right he was. What he actually said was, "Non! Pas de lait d'avoine, c'est de la merde! Non! Non! Non!"
It's so they can have the bakers in a single, controllable space, and also have lovely country estate garden backdrops reminiscent of traditional English fêtes, which are also often held in marquees. And I'm sure it's logistically easier, and likely cheaper, than hiring a studio or indoor location space for the entirety of the competition.
that tries to k!ll his stalkee's boyfriend after nearly doing in her father.
Once had a job that often required a lot of standby and we played euchre to pass the time. Every day they would have to explain the rules to me and most days I would win a good portion of the games.
While living thru this administration, we all deserve to be crack addicts.
I'm done with my Crocs. I went to take the garbage out this morning and it had rained, I slipped on the porch steps and fell right on my assets! Now I'm old and I ache.🤕
My Delta Amex refunded the cost of getting Global Entry (which includes TSA precheck). Nice.
My kids stopped asking that pretty young because I always answered "yes".
As quickly as the UK goes through PMs, I expect them to have utilized the entire eligible population by the end of this decade. This may ignite a new crisis of governance for which the only reasonable solutions are: the Downing Street Cat, a head of lettuce, or the incredibly vivid and playful Prince Louis.
But that's only so I can disassociate because I DON'T LIVE IN THE WOODS!
the one and only perk of being an essential worker was my traffic-free commute
Look at all of these youngsters who don't know how to use google in the comments.
