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Although a month has passed since the fire in the Notre Dame cathedral broke out, talks about it haven't died down yet. Especially since on April 17, France announced their plans to host a competition to design a replacement roof and spire for the cathedral. French prime minister, Edouard Philippe has reportedly stated that the new construction would need a look "adapted to the techniques and the challenges of our era". And since then, many people, from architects to graphic designers to random internet users, have proposed their ideas on social media.

In the following weeks, as many designs that were proposed, twice as many opinions followed. And unsurprisingly, many of them were critical, pointing out that an effort to replace something timeless and irreplaceable with contemporary architecture was a futile task. As criticism for architects' proposals piled on, many other designs emerged with more and more outrageous features. So scroll down below to check out the "interesting" designs people have come up with and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites.

#1

A Swimming Pool

A Swimming Pool

"Most proposals that we have seen puts way too much focus and effort on the spire; a rather recent addition built in the 19th century renovation.

We think that the cathedral looks much better without both the spire and the led-clad roof. Instead we let the bell towers, the flying buttresses and the rose windows do the talking.
Given that we’re in the epicenter of Paris, the world’s cultural capital and a city filled with joie de vivre, where not planning on rebuilding the roof as it was.
Instead we are proposing a meditative public space; a complementary spatial experience to the building with unmatched views over Paris..
The spire is gone, but the twelve statues of the apostles that where put away during the restoration and managed to escape the fire, are once again back at the roof, now as guardians around a large public pool that occupies the whole roof.
Maybe the pool will be replaced in a hundred years or so, becoming another layer of great stories for the future.
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HANS
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Filled with holy water?

Nicklas Linder
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If someone steps in and it starts boiling, we all know who that is.

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Elizabeth
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG this is insane. I LOVE it! lol

Starbelly Eleven
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's really just a big-a*s baptismal font.

Heather McGuire
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awesome for Baptisms AND Great for Fire Prevention !!!

Roberto Durante
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, sure and in winter, an ice skating rink......

Ed Souza
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now add a wave machine and it will be a hit!

mentor
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine you can walk on water....

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    #2

    A Car Park

    A Car Park

    This proposal was made by minister of mobility and public infrastructure for the Brussels-Capital region of Belgium, Pascal Smet, and that's probably the best explanation for this design. Smet posted this photo in response to the French-speaking Reformist Movement political party's traffic policies.

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    Luna Rose
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how do they even get up there or get out when they want to leave. This one hurts my head

    Matteo Durasevic
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    5 years ago

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    #3

    McDonald's Notre Dame

    McDonald's Notre Dame

    It's no wonder that this design came from a Reddit user, considering how ridiculous the imagery is, but it could definitely serve as a good social commentary. And if not that, then it's a good meme.
    The red roof and iconic McD's archways could be a reflection of how capitalism works in the current world and how it dominates seemingly everything. It could also be a commentary on other designs proposed so far and how outlandish they seem.

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    Andres Tejeda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww, the MCcommunion, or the McJesus meal. all kids meals comes with communion wafers and wine.

    John Montgomery
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want to supersize those communion wafers?

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    The Introverted Kitsune
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's no wonder that this design came from a Reddit user" lol, accurate representation of the majority of posts on reddit.

    elfin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent as satire only.

    Matteo Durasevic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only fast food is the bread and wine...

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    #4

    Dome

    Dome

    This proposition comes from designer Juan Françisco Ronda who wants to send a message of tranquility in peace by surrounding the cathedral with a glass dome. The dome would be supported by a column protruding from the cathedral's crossing.

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    PyroarRanger
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will be Notre Done once someone throws a rock at the dome.

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    Maryen Kelly
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real question is Why isn't he in the other pictures.

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    Michael Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would it need a supporting pillar? The thing about domes is that they are self supporting!

    Roberto Durante
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a dome to shake to make it snowing inside........LOL

    Matteo Durasevic
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    5 years ago

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    John Montgomery
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not far off from surely holding the genus record for the largest snow globe.

    Robert Waters
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why have the used the ELO spaceship?! lol

    elfin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Just why?

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    #5

    Quasimodo’s Penthouse

    Quasimodo’s Penthouse

    "Due to the latest events from April 15th 2019 at Notre Dame in Paris, the most famous bell ringer of the world, the Hunchback of Notre Dame, has lost his home. His more than 600 years old accommodation, the attic of the famous cathedral of Notre Dame, burned down. His loss is tragic, but now it´s time for change.

    The Hollywood star Quasimodo, by now rich and famous thanks to the royalties from countless movies about him and his story, has already dreamed about changes to his housing conditions for several years. Finally, he can follow his dream of more comfort, light and a green rooftop garden.

    The architectural firm Who Cares?! accepted the challenge and created a first blueprint. Who Cares?! is well known for its nonconformist approach, its love for detail and its creative design methods. Living space is king.

    The old and dark attic makes place for a modern and light-flooded penthouse with two gigantic patios including a helipad and a spa with an indoor / outdoor pool. The new loft has a living area of 8.000 sqft with two patios of 540 sqft each. One rooftop garden is located on the east and the other on the west of the building. The penthouse is accessible either via the front rooftop garden or via the helipad. The rooftop garden located on the west side will offer an amazing view onto the most iconic sights of Paris. The lavishness of the rooftop gardens continues inside to form to a gigantic, almost sacral loft."

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    Andres Tejeda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you want Quasi Moto to go from Hunch back to playboy.

    Whawhawhatsis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say he deserves it after being a star for so many years.

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    Heather McGuire
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easter Sunrise service would be Great and other Special Events too

    A Rose Among Thorns
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, this is actually pretty cool.

    elfin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adding the ridiculous to the sublime.

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    #6

    Golden Spire

    Golden Spire

    "Some say that we should rebuild the spire as it was originally. Others say that we should design a new one. So, let’s build a new one as it was... 8 days ago"

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    Kari Panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I am for rebuilding the original spire, I find this idea intriguing. Rather than trying to erase the memories of the terrible fire, this one makes it a part of Notre Dame. And while I think this design was meant to be a joke, the fire is in fact a part of Notre Dame‘s history now. In that light, this design symbolises confidence and mindfuness for me - confidence that a great building like Notre Dame and the significance it has for many people can‘t be destroyed by a mere fire, and mindfulness that we shouldn‘t take anything for granted, not even such an amazing monument.

    Whawhawhatsis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The principle is somewhat sound, but the execution leaves something to be desired.

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    elfin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, let's make it look as if it's still on fire, sort of.

    DemPugs
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be a joke. It looks like a picture of something was photoshopped onto it.

    A Rose Among Thorns
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yeah, they didn't temporarily test out these ideas on the actual cathedral under construction.

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    Roberto Durante
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no need another fire, its already melted

    #7

    Notre Dame Circus

    Notre Dame Circus

    A project proposal from an unknown source surfaced recently, showing the cathedral with a rooftop of a circus tent. Likely another bizarre design that offers a social commentary on the 'circus' surrounding the cathedral and everyone involved.

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    Roberto Durante
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please, Notre Dame de Paris is a sacred site, its not the Vatican

    Matteo Durasevic
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    5 years ago

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    Ava Ford
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like McDonald's is fumigating it

    Gaius Aquilarios
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might as well be just like today's world -- clown world.

    Emily
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me but who hired you?

    #8

    Louis Vuitton Notre Dame

    Louis Vuitton Notre Dame

    Inspired by Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton's generous €200 million donation to the fundraiser, art director at Brazilian studio Entrequadra Novas Mídias envisioned what would the cathedral look like if it were rebuilt in honor of the company. The iconic Louis Vuitton pattern stretches across the rooftop with the initials standing bold over the stained glass window.

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    DemPugs
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, let's rebuild a historic cathedral as an advertisement to a huge company!"

    Janice
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all are too salty about satire

    Matteo Durasevic
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    5 years ago

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    Roberto Durante
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what honour deserve this poor company, its only money that they possess.

    Idiotnews
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The decadent and corrupt rich always seem to think that they can bribe St. Peter into letting them into the Pearly Gates. Good luck with that!

    Matteo Durasevic
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    Tiffany Branson Gibbel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An open roof dining area for a restaurant of historical themed eatery could have been a nice way to acquire the revenue fund required for the restoration.

    Matteo Durasevic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree it’s a church not a fundraiser building

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    Christopher Oetker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its called naming rights. Those who put forward the most money, get to pick the name.

    Marina
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God i hate this one

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    #9

    Abstract Spire

    Abstract Spire

    "kiss the architect" uploaded this design together with the hashtag #buildthesame, implying that the proposal was meant as a criticism of the other designs that want to replace something that many people deem irreplacable.

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    Tyler Grimsrud
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just................................No

    Andres Tejeda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say have that spire give out free wifi, so they can have an invisible power that is actually useful.

    Matteo Durasevic
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    5 years ago

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    John Kamau
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are You Injured... IN THE HEAD!!!

    Roberto Durante
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ding dong as the designer, ready for the asylum

    •DepoCatoes
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look like karen hair style those round thingy up there

    Sam Leigh
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the PM has gone - lets bring the people together over this tragedy .. I know we'll have a competition! Someone close by claps their hands in shared glee and the private secretary or receptionist got given the go ahead to begin Operation Competition ND. "I know Ill tell my friends and I could ring up some companies ..." Dear God! Just Fix It back to how it looked. Eclectic design is not for the masses so ANYTHING BUT Original Look WILL LOOK STUPIDE.

    Emily
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's going to fall over if it as much as rains

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