30 Times People Shared Too Much When Literally Nobody Asked Them To (New Pics)

Twodogsandapicnictable 3 years ago

Maybe he wasn't bragging and thought this guy looked awesome and wanted to supplement his fuel based diet with some extra extreme secret bro sauce too.

12points

Caro Caro 3 years ago

Well, why don't you fuel up, hit the speed pedal and bugger off!

8points

J Gunn 3 years ago

The irony is, I'm pretty sure this guy with no shirt on in his pfp said this just to mention he goes to the gym lol

7points

El muerto 3 years ago

humble brag and shaming at the same time...killed two birds with one protein shaker

6points

Zaza 3 years ago

My first serious boyfriend said basically the same thing. This was way before youtube, protein shakes and whatnots. Dated for a few months and all of a sudden he was into peanut butter and pasta. Carbohydrates I think? And his whole appartement was basically home gym meets mirror house. He went on to tell me the world was going to end because the moon was red. But he could save me because I was his girlfriend. I broke up with him and he stalked me for monhts and months. Even went so far as to show up at my house with a buddy of his, both carrying guns (nobody carries a weapon here, big no-no!). It only takes 2 friendly words to get lunatics attatched to you. Pretty sure you dodged a huge bullet there!

2points

Ann Coffman 3 years ago

Sounds like brain damage from steroid abuse.

0points

1010011 1001110 3 years ago

I'll go get my telescope and try and find who asked

1point

NO NO NO 3 years ago

Omg Bra do you even lift

1point

F8th 3 years ago

Awkward flex, my guy

1point

-logansucrose- 3 years ago

at first i thought he said he only eats fuel, and i just thought of him drinking gasoline

0points

Miomirko Buhtlić 3 years ago

Kenny Bania: You work out with weights? Jerry: No, I don't. Kenny Bania: You should. Jerry: Why? [Bania smiles and then turns silent, realizing he has no good answer]

0points

L.a. Williams 3 years ago

Thanks don't care.

0points

Oversharing is described as an act of “revealing an inappropriate amount of detail about one’s personal life.” It can happen anywhere: at a party, at an office, at a class reunion, where you meet a person who you barely know and haven't got much in common with and you immediately delve into revealing very personal and detailed stories, often without realizing.

The internet is also a place where people feel tempted to overshare. It has become a problem on social media sites, especially ones which encourage you to bare all, like Facebook and Twitter, which ask you questions before you post a status which can invoke oversharing, such as “What’s happening?” or “What’s on your mind?”

#2

I Think My Instacart Driver Wanted To Tell Me Something

Final score:

207points

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Daniel Mattock 3 years ago

So what kind of car does he drive?

173points

Catherine Binder 3 years ago

The world may never know.

46points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

\_(._.)_/ how the hells am i supposed to know

14points

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

A Basic Motor Wagon 😁

12points

Don Golosso 3 years ago

A Busted Mediocre Wagon perhaps?

9points

Insert Generic Username 3 years ago

A Toyota, I think.

9points

Glittery Panda 3 years ago

Idk i don’t think they said…

7points

Glasia van Duivels 3 years ago

Bayerisches MaschinenWerk

5points

Greg Heffley 3 years ago

a tesla?

5points

NO NO NO 3 years ago

Yeah what does he drive

4points

A_UserHere 3 years ago

a cadillac obv

3points

Posmol W 3 years ago

Idk they're refusing to tell

2points

Tobi_the_Dragon 3 years ago

Duh! A toyota!

2points

Tim 3 years ago

Impossible to determine.

1point

LetsRoll145 3 years ago

Prius.

1point

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

Zündapp Janus?

1point

BorrowedThoughts 3 years ago

Guys I think he drives a BMW

16points

JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe 3 years ago

Obviously not. Did you even read the post?!?

1point

Tim 3 years ago

Impossible to determine.

0points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

Nah, I think he drives a Mustang.

0points

Bobert Robertson 3 years ago

Is it normal to keep texting your driver while they are driving? Seems dangerous

10points

Bill Allen 3 years ago

At 5 mph? 😁

7points

K Witmer 3 years ago

Lol this is funny but I do understand the excitement. Whenever I see someone getting into a car w dealer tags I make a big deal and compliment their new car. Makes people very happy and me too. It's exciting to get a new car.

7points

Connie Martin 3 years ago

K Witmer You are a generous human and I'd like to be more like you.

5points

Dre Mosley 3 years ago

BMWs are everywhere in the US . Throw a rock and you’ll likely hit a 3-series. No one is impressed, bro.

6points

Nathaniel 3 years ago

Bet he turned up in an old Ford Escort with BMW badges on it.

6points

GB 3 years ago

Hahaha😁 Myself, I drive a little Toyota Yaris but I installed a Jaguar hood ornament (purchased in eBay).

3points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

desperate for attention. Here BMWs are so commonplace no one even looks at them. Really. We notice actual sports cars. Like italian ones. Not piston cup sports cars.

6points

Imogene Cargeaux 3 years ago

Who's "we"... lol. Not as many ppl notice any of that s**t either.

3points

Libstak 3 years ago

Lol I love how little they cared about the car that they had to be reminded. That's me all over, but you know, you do you.

6points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

Perfection! If I was a delivery driver, I would drive a Fiat 500 painted up like Pikachu. Complete with tail.

7points

A_UserHere 3 years ago

literally the only conversation that deserves a "Who asked bro"

3points

The Shark Premium 3 years ago

Cool. You're a glorified delivery boy. I'm sure the girls will come a runnin' until they realize you're just some broke dumbass who probably still lives with his parents. (but BMW!!)

2points

#3

Sad Cringe

Final score:

202points

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Libstak 3 years ago

Then don't read them, they are not about you.

263points

Monday 3 years ago

That's ridiculous. Clearly everything in this world is about me me me! /s

47points

Catarina 3 years ago

Yesss

7points

L.a. Williams 3 years ago

Exactly

0points

SelkieBlackfysh 3 years ago

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JustAnother Soul 3 years ago

It’s like a bald person getting upset about shampoo adverts.

66points

Have ya gotta polo? 3 years ago

Exactly like that yes!

9points

Imogene Cargeaux 3 years ago

Ugh. I hate ppl like this. "Just because I don't have something/I've experienced something/ I don't like something NOBODY should be allowed to talk, post or write about it because the rest of the world needs to cater to me and my feelings. it's everyone else's job to protect me from my own fragility... it's not my job to just ... NOT read/look at things that upset me.. it's not my job to get therapy to cope with my issues so I can exist in a world that isn't all about me.. it's everyone else's job to censor themselves so I don't has to sit on social media and trauma dump on people"

35points

Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago

"Trauma dump" hit it on the head!!

12points

JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe 3 years ago

Agreed! On that recent post about bad school experiences I commented something about being glad I was homeschooled, and multiple people went off on me about how bad homeschooling was for them

5points

Karla Littke 3 years ago

AMEN, sister!!!! Tell it!

0points

Caro Caro 3 years ago

People pulling the attention away from others and seeking sympathy like that .. Ugh

25points

Ace Girl 3 years ago

Uggghhhh, I hate it when people are like this. I see them here in the comment section of BP, too. Just scroll on if something doesn't apply to you! Let people be happy!

21points

JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe 3 years ago

Thank you!!

4points

- 3 years ago (edited)

Get the world to stop talking about their mothers vs get therapy to deal with the world without resenting others' good fortune...

16points

Jef Bateman 3 years ago

I think responses like this are unfair to people who didn't have abusive parents and can't use their deprived childhood as an excuse to come off all smug and superior. ;-)

15points

Aliquid 3 years ago

Need to respond with "OOh, look at the fancy girl who grew up with an alcoholic mother and had 'most' holidays ruined. Try to be sympathetic to all the people who are currently growing up as child slaves in third world countries where they have never seen a mother or a holiday... and get beaten and abused on a daily basis. Your childhood would be heaven for them, stop bragging"

12points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

Sorry they didn't have a great childhood but to force their unhappiness onto others because of it makes them the a*****e

5points

Janos Schumacher 3 years ago

Wow that person needs to calm down. My friend's mother when I was a kid was an abusive drunk that tried to stab him once and tried to run him over with her car. She sued him to take an insurance settlement he received and sued his insurance for extra for emotional damage. She was the worst person that ever lived. He got himself emancipated by 14 years old. She did make Christmas cookies though. That was like the only nice thing she ever did.

5points

#4

We Really Don't Care

Final score:

168points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

That's the reason whe all should use banana for scale.

110points

Scagsy 3 years ago

You use a banana, guys like that will find a courgette.

24points

elSti 3 years ago

I once tried to measure a banana with another banana. But i measured the wrong one

13points

F8th 3 years ago

Is it a bone-in banana or boneless?

9points

Adam Zad 3 years ago

Groups of bananas are very handy.

2points

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

This could lead to awkward 'banana trumps' situations 😬

2points

monkeydog 3 years ago

So immediately threatened by a tall woman.

18points

JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe 3 years ago

His name is even Carron. *Cough* Karen *Cough*

7points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

I remember when a receipt was only a few inches long. I don't get it either.

13points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

What? A relevant response? How dare you!

12points

Jesse Ruyle 3 years ago

Good to know big boy, I'm sure the whole point of her post was to find a strong, tall, humble man like yourself

9points

JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe 3 years ago

He do be looking like Gimli tho...

0points

Leslie 3 years ago

Carron is just a different kind of Karen.

7points

JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe 3 years ago

Whoops I posted the same pun before seeing your reply🤦‍♂️ sorry!

1point

CrunChewy McSandybutt 3 years ago

This could go on the fragile male ego post.

4points

redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

Okay bUT WHO ASKED 😊

3points

Ann Coffman 3 years ago

That's actually the entire premise of this! Congratulations for playing along!!!😘

0points

Memere 3 years ago

CVS is absolutely ridiculous - the less you buy, the longer the receipt is with coupons for stuff you don't buy. But yeah, the guy just had to "one-up" the woman.

2points

Jason Marin 3 years ago

I kind of know how she feels. Used to be a Sears at the Washinton Crown Center Mall. Bought one item but my goodness the length of paper that was used.

1point

Trevor Nicholson 3 years ago

I'm taller than you and I needed you to know for no reason.

1point

According to Carolyn Cole, licensed marriage and family therapist, when people overshare, they are often desiring very much to connect with someone. It turns out that anxiety can be a big driver among people who tell all, as well as feeling lonely and needing to connect with others. What’s more, oversharing is most often an unconscious act. Cole explained that "many times people don’t realize it until after the fact.”

In some cases, however, oversharers become aware of their behavior midway through the conversation. If that happens, they suddenly feel vulnerable or even ashamed for revealing too much information. In other cases, people can be aware of revealing too much the entire time that they are oversharing, but they may not see it as problematic.

#5

9 Years

Final score:

159points

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Libstak 3 years ago

That is so rotten what an ass.

279points

Ruby White 2 years ago (edited)

I agree with you

0points

KJ 3 years ago

Getting through even the first week is impressive, that was the bit I found the hardest personally.

30points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

Wow, bet he's got a circle of friends the size of a lifesaver but still thinks everyone loves him.

17points

Concept-Peter Roosdorp 3 years ago

Stopping smoking is difficult in 3s. The first three days, the first three weeks, the first three months.. etc.

16points

Wonderful 3 years ago

It’s been years but every time I see someone smoke on tv I get a craving.

1point

Insert Generic Username 3 years ago

It does not require a 2 year minimum to succeed. After the first month of not smoking, I knew I'd never go back and it's now been twelve years.

13points

Glittery Panda 3 years ago

Don’t listen to them! You are doing amazing and they are entitled, big headed and a pig!

10points

Nena Rosebud 3 years ago

Good grief, it's not a freaking competition!

5points

Question everything 3 years ago

Unfortunately, to some people everything is a competition 😕

6points

Nunya Business 3 years ago

Congrats to the OP!

3points

fat and happy 3 years ago

Douchebag... he has everything to celebrate. Thats a HUGE deal.

3points

Jesse Ruyle 3 years ago

Never been to a fellowship, his ass woulda been shut down

2points

#6

Then Why Would You Post A Comment, Christina?

Final score:

148points

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That sarcastic asshole 3 years ago

We seriously don't care.

133points

JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe 3 years ago

I do not eat McDonald's.

4points

Susan Bosse 3 years ago

I see these responses in mom groups. Another favorite is "we don't have a tv/electronics/etc." always cracks me up. No one cares and you just want to tell the world you're better than everyone else.

17points

A B C 3 years ago

I see it a lot on Amazon questions, too. "What size is this product?" - "I can't answer that, it was broken and I sent it back"

13points

Davo gifman 3 years ago

Well Christina! Then you brought absolutely zero to the conversation.

6points

Micah 3 years ago

In fact, I'd argue Christina took away from the conversation. The McDonald's pricing curiosity is now replaced by feelings of anger towards people like her.

4points

Concept-Peter Roosdorp 3 years ago

Yes and No, in most countries the prices are the same. But the prices vary from country to country. There is even something called the Big Mac index which can be used to evaluate how expensive it is to live in a country. At least in part.

6points

Catherine Binder 3 years ago

Stateside it's even more complex than that. Not only does it vary from state to state but also from town to town. Sometimes it can vary from neighborhood to neighborhood. It's usually the same price for the same demographic but even that can vary.

7points

Huddo's sister 3 years ago

I remember going on a school camp to Central Australia and being amazed at how much more expensive the McDonalds in Alice Springs was compared to what I was used to in Victoria. Then I realised how much further their food deliveries etc would have had to travel to keep them stocked!

2points

Galious 3 years ago

In France the McDonald's franchisees are free to set the prices however they want, independently from the other locations. There is a maximum recommended price but they don't have to follow it. I saw some items costing double the price between 2 locations (smaller items).

1point

Leslie 3 years ago

Christina always bringing the room down.

4points

Tim 3 years ago

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0points

Ophelia Butz 3 years ago

Christina also says idk in a group chat with 30 people

3points

Karin Gibson 3 years ago

Strangely no they are not and neither are Costa or Starbucks.

3points

AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

No one cares Christina

2points

NO NO NO 3 years ago

We do not care

1point

ChickenNugget 3 years ago

I mean... good for you I guess?

1point

#7

Bar Review In My Hometown

Final score:

145points

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Scagsy 3 years ago

Having received my junior school swimming (length) certificate, I felt compelled to comment on this, as if it was directly related to me.

335points

Moosy Girl 3 years ago

Figured I should chip in here, having received my official Assistant Clown Certificate from circus camp at 5 years old and all.

46points

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Having completed Pokemon red AND blue, I believe I'm entitled to take charge here.

28points

Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago (edited)

Having scored second best in the nation on standardized testing last year, I just knew that I had to reply

23points

A B C 3 years ago

I successfully graduated primary school, so I guess I should join in on that conversation as well, as I'm an expert in... wait, what are we talking about again?

22points

Insert Generic Username 3 years ago

Having gotten my Microbiology degree with a cumulative 3.9 GPA, I thought I'd reply to your comment.

19points

Jody Penner 3 years ago

These comments are utter gold. And as a recipient of the National League of Tator Tots, I would know.

16points

Patricia 3 years ago

Don't they know I have a certificate testifying that I can type 60 wpm?

11points

DanieLegz 3 years ago

Having once won £1 on a scratch card I paid £1 for before I just had to get in on this too, got my name all over it.

9points

Kobus Loots 3 years ago

As a person who plays video games for a living I agree

9points

Silver 3 years ago

Having won art awards as a child, I felt inclined to reply as though my achievements were in any way related-

8points

Rissy cake 3 years ago

After learning to sew in 2013, I felt like this comment was necessary

8points

Zaza 3 years ago

As someone who almost got a diploma for tying their shoelaces, I think it relates to me more

7points

Catarina 3 years ago

🤣🤣

5points

Micah 3 years ago

I've attended multiple professional sports games, so I can comfortably say I'm the authority here.

4points

yellowphantom 3 years ago

My children accumulated at least 20 "Participation" certificates each, over the years, in many areas of endeavor, so how could I not provide my input?

3points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

I majored in unicorn behavior, so I would know.

3points

Emo Sloth 3 years ago

As the World's Top Expert on Banana Peels, this is obviously talking about me

3points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

no scagsy it relates more what MY thing! everyone knows this 🙄

3points

Curry on... 3 years ago

I placed 2nd in my 6th grade spelling bee, so because I know a lot of words, I thought it appropriate for me to respond.

2points

Happy crow dragon (they/any) 2 years ago

Well seeing as I have 6 spelling bee ribbons, 3 math trophies and a plaque with my name all from elementary school, and 2 years ago I was one of the leads in my school musical AND I recently participated in a silks showcase, as well as teaching myself how to skate when I was 8, have been playing piano for 9 years, AND I’ve won multiple baking competitions I’m better than all of u /s /j

1point

Mattewis88 3 years ago

Being the regional track champion in 2002 when I was 14years old I felt like it would be only right to comment.

19points

Nena Rosebud 3 years ago

Well, I was in the spelling bee in the 4th grade and it got down to me and another girl and I jyst felt like he could've gotten better service.

13points

John Trainer 3 years ago

My wife is a Landscape Architect from UMASS/Amherst and why aren't there any ATM machines in Holiday Inn Express? The cookies they leave out are pretty good though.

12points

GettheOtis 3 years ago

As a registered nurse, I couldnt wait to comment on this post

8points

HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago

Thank you!

2points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

Worked with a cocktailer exactly like this. Turns out he did cocaine almost every day.

8points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

He bragged about his education in a bar review?

8points

AzKhaleesi 3 years ago (edited)

As someone who achieved all my patches as a Brownie and successfully graduated from VBS (Vacation Bible School) 5 years in a row (5-10 1984-1991), I don't care about your ability to push a lawnmower.

6points

Vision Jinx 3 years ago

I haven't thought of Vacation Bible school in years! I loved all the yearly themes and the gummy worms in the crumbled oreos that was supposed to resemble dirt.

2points

SueMcB 3 years ago

Have some respect, people! This idiot, er, landscape architect graduated from MSU, for cryin' out loud!

6points

deadinside 3 years ago

as a certified YMCA lifeguard i felt compelled to comment /j

4points

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François Carré 3 years ago

Come on, they didn't even mention their IQ.

4points

elSti 3 years ago

Only his peers should consider his review

4points

Dr. Gary Brown, a relationship therapist in Los Angeles, adds that a person who overshares does not have a good internal censor. “In these cases, they may not have an ability to ‘read’ their audience; typically, they do not have a good sense of boundaries.” Moreover, if someone comes from a family of “talkers” where oversharing is the norm, they may continue acting upon this behavior in their daily lives.

“Or," he continues, "a person may do it out of feeling generally inadequate or if they’re a narcissist—they need to share everything that comes to mind to make sure they’re heard.”

#8

Congrats?

Final score:

143points

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago

Humble bragging.

91points

Blarrg 3 years ago

Sorry, I think I missed the humble part.

1point

Francine Govan 3 years ago

Now thieves know they can ransack your house - great work!

11points

Alan LeMire 3 years ago

This one kinda just sounds like they're being a smartass

6points

TyrantrumGogoat 3 years ago (edited)

Bet they were just waiting for the chance to mention it.

6points

Ann Coffman 3 years ago

Since absolutely no one else brought it up!!!

3points

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

I can't read this, I'm in purgatory. First class, and headphones.

4points

Micah 3 years ago

This could be a joke between friends. My friends and I have a similar running joke where we'll respond to a text or a post with either unhelpful information, or something about a completely different topic.

3points

underapalm 3 years ago

No they weren't. Must have been a crappy trip to bother with this.

2points

Jingleheimer 3 years ago

Bali is too good for sirens, eh?

1point

Jesse Ruyle 3 years ago

In Bali ball licking

1point

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

Bragging or just simply clueless???

0points

#9

This Guy May Wear Camo, But He Isn't Exactly Subtle

Final score:

140points

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Yaz Cam 3 years ago

Something tells me he’s never served

204points

Rijkærd 3 years ago

Maybe he served burgers somewhere with a high clientele of veterans...

57points

Denise Lewis 3 years ago

i was thinking the same thing

8points

Twodogsandapicnictable 3 years ago

Served as a peg boy maybe.

8points

Tobias Reaper 3 years ago

someone should tell him playing all the call of duty games doesnt count

6points

StepOnMe1986 3 years ago

I think he has but has been made to think he is superior or better than everyone else. People are definitely influenced to see people who serve as deserving more respect than others. I'm not sure why that idea has been pushed on us. But it's wrong, I do know that much.

2points

Kelley Baltierra 3 years ago

Gotta agree. No one who served would brag like that...

1point

Nul Nemo 3 years ago

Yeah. I bet!

0points

CharliAnn Olney Premium 3 years ago

First thing I wanted was fresh milk and fruit!

0points

CharliAnn Olney Premium 3 years ago

Exactly!

0points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Hey, what food do you like? BECAUSE I AM A SOLDIER!!!

31points

Ann Coffman 3 years ago

Ooops!

0points

Thomson StClair 3 years ago

Probably the same kind of doucehbag who walks around wearing his uniform, expecting ovations.

19points

deadinside 3 years ago

i have never met someone who has served and mentioned it this much in this little conversation

11points

John Trainer 3 years ago

Thank you for your self-service.

8points

MAL 3 years ago

That person has never served a minute in their lives.

7points

Ellie Rosser 3 years ago

Um, troops in Afghanistan eat food on base, or provided by the base. They don't go out to local eateries and indulge in the cuisine of the country!

6points

Scarlett Handley-Craig 3 years ago

I think the guy was talking about eating the cheeseburger or whatever after he came home, like finished serving

6points

AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

Sounds like he "served" but doing something minor...

5points

Memere 3 years ago

Nothing like begging for that pat on the back!

5points

AndersM 3 years ago

Something tells me he worked in an office for 9 months

5points

#10

Nobody. Not A Single Soul

Final score:

132points

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Scagsy 3 years ago

Perfectly done in the last comment.

88points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

I'm confused why their jobs (or having two of them) has any bearing on them looking for a house anyway?

1point

YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

It must be difficult to find a home when you have a panter

12points

RafCo 3 years ago

Ugh. I was hoping that panter was a typo for panther, not partner. I would definitely need help finding a rental that would accept a panther

4points

HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago

I want to work in heathcare, too. Either that or the moors/s

2points

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François Carré 3 years ago

They follow this simple rule : "if it's not about you, make it so".

2points

Jace 3 years ago

Weird roommate. Or do they accept animals as hospitality workers?

1point

Tim 3 years ago

Not sure why the professions matter when looking for an apartment.

0points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

At first glance I thought it said me and my panther

0points

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

Yeah, whatever. What's your point, former butcher boy?

0points

Evelyn Haskins 3 years ago

WHO CARES?

0points

#11

That Moment When He Doesn't Compliment You Back

Final score:

123points

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Amy 3 years ago

She also initiated the flirting with “you’re fit btw” so throwing in the bf but was weird 🤷🏼‍♀️

107points

YHZ 3 years ago

No, it's a "yeah, well, your lack of interest doesn't matter, because, ha ha ha, I have a boyfriend, so there".

2points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

*sees someone like her pic* OMG EVERYONE WANTS ME!!!

16points

Feral Heart 3 years ago

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7points

Rod Egret 3 years ago

We'll never know if she's vegan and does x-fit....

6points

Hans YAN 3 years ago

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5points

Clark 3 years ago

Ahhh...narcissism.

3points

Jason Marin 3 years ago

"I've a bf sorry 😬" Did I ask if you had a boyfriend?

1point

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

Online flirting is soooo awkward when you have a bf.

1point

Jesse Ruyle 3 years ago

Weird chick, also for saying "I've a" lol

1point

XRaine 3 years ago

in this situation, the conjunction of I've is probably "I'have", but yeah that's confusing

1point

Munchkin 3 years ago

did anyone ask for your number?

1point

#12

Why Did You Feel The Need To Edit This Into The Comment?

Final score:

121points

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Katherine Boag 3 years ago

Yikies. Stop hating on trans people and mind your own business

182points

Monday 3 years ago

maybe they don't have any business to mind, so they stick their nose into others'?

25points

Bexxxxx 3 years ago

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StepOnMe1986 3 years ago

Devil's advocate, Okay, we get it! DNA and genetics are a real thing. Also having a specific appendage such as a penis or vagina does describe a certain part of our bodies. Yet we are so much more than our bodies. What you and many others are refusing to understand. Is that transgender people are born in the wrong body. They are women or men already just with the wrong parts. That penis you have between your legs makes you no more of a man than me or anyone else in general for that matter. Because that penis does not define you as a human being. That penis only describes you and there is a difference if you really cared to learn. There are people born with both penis and vagina. You don't get to tell someone who they are based off of a piece of skin on their body. It's kind of like short hair is seen as only for men. When we all know it isn't and that's exactly why we should stop putting people in a box. Because one size does not fit all. I truly hope you'll take the time to at the very least understand and relate to other people. And stop shoving people into that box I mentioned earlier. I don't fit in it well anyway and neither do a lot of other folks. You're more than welcome to close the lid and keep yourself crammed in that box. Just don't force other people to get in it with you. Your comment is very much so intended to push people into seeing only a man can have a penis. When that just is not true. It's more complex than that and that's all there is to it.

4points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

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TrashPandaSociety 3 years ago

Right. Thier gender is no one's business.

2points

Noah Berens 3 years ago (edited)

Man that guys YouTube comment sucks. Also Fruity Pebbles are better than Cocoa Pebbles

23points

Alex The Fanperson 3 years ago

Agreed with everything there

1point

JuniorCJ82 3 years ago

Transphobes are not real people. (Let's see them get all butthurt now.) Piss off, transphobes!!!

12points

LeeBreezy 3 years ago

TRaNsPhObEs aRe ReAl DoNt bE iGnOrAnT

4points

deadinside 3 years ago

trans rights are human rights

10points

Marcellus II 3 years ago

Also women are not real, they can't hurt you.

8points

ChickenNugget 3 years ago

me sitting here with my mtf trans bestie: "aw sh*t i guess according to this person you're not a real woman even tho you've paid thousands of dollars for hormones and surgery to make your body match your identity"

5points

HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago

not quite the same, but just found out that my 4th and 5th grandmothers are fictitious, therefore, I can't exist. Just as some idiots deny trans people.

3points

Alex The Fanperson 3 years ago

Me: lol what *offended noises*

4points

Brenda 3 years ago

F*** you! People are people. Except for you. You are a bucket of slime

2points

HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago

capybara's aren't judgmental, and neither am I. Well...thinking about comments I have recently made here. Nah, they deserved it. I have no problems with good people. That's all I ask.

2points

Caroline Sinclair 3 years ago

Just taking every possible opportunity to spread his hatefulness.

2points

#13

Some Guy Replies To My Snapchat Story With This

Final score:

119points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

I... I think bingo might not be that bad, then...

147points

existn't 3 years ago

it isn't, its pretty fun

9points

Ember 3 years ago

That ‘Guy’ is probably a 12 year old kid who’s in bed every night by 8pm

28points

Martin Kaine 3 years ago

....and he forgot to include the last line in his mad night: "And then everyone clapped."

10points

Insert Generic Username 3 years ago

A wild night for me is staying up past 9 pm 😂😂😂

13points

Courtney Lunsford 3 years ago

Sigh... that's just too much work. I would rather play bingo. The old ladies have snacks.

6points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

What kind of bingo is that? How do you get five in a row?

5points

Parmeisan 3 years ago (edited)

Yes please, that doesn't look like Bingo to me. Too many columns and not enough rows. Does anybody know what game it actually is? EDIT: Okay, a bit of reverse-image-search later & I think I found it! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tombola_(raffle) also https://betandbeat.com/bingo/blog/bingo-vs-tombola/

4points

elysse stands with the ukraine 3 years ago

Didn't ask. Don't care.

3points

Rench 3 years ago

" going home to a girl"

3points

Donkey boi 3 years ago

I gotta say, I went BINGO with my mam and aunties once and it was mental! It aint about the bingo, it about getting out of the house and socialising (AKA drinking). If you win some cash, even better! *One of my aunts actually won just shy of £1,000,000.

2points

Alan LeMire 3 years ago

idk some of those bingo ladies can get vicious

1point

Tuna Fish 3 years ago

"...Going home to a girl" Yeah sure Jan.

1point

#14

However, He Is Not Too Busy To Leave A Comment To Harass An Internet Stranger For No Reason

Final score:

113points

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peter howard 3 years ago

Sounds like someone is insecure about there own intelligence and has resorted to something like that...

136points

QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago

He clearly wanted to sound extra fancy to impress people, but honestly I’m not convinced

22points

Jody Penner 3 years ago

*their

10points

Brian J 3 years ago

One might "says" you are correct

2points

Katarzyna Gratka 3 years ago

Come on. He had to show off his title.

0points

HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago

Ta-ta a*****e

0points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Aboosive.

38points

Monica Jane 3 years ago

When you have a particularly mean ghost.

18points

The Founder 3 years ago (edited)

Stop talking about aboose whilst I go and have no time bc of my phd in spelling

2points

deadinside 3 years ago

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APL 3 years ago

"Deduce", not "deduct". A PhD in b******t

33points

underapalm 3 years ago

you stole my comment!, 😁

1point

Mattewis88 3 years ago

This post reeks of fedora dandruff...

23points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

Ouch. Good one. lol

6points

WatermelonTheDutchie 3 years ago

was just about to say that lol

0points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago

I thought so too.

-1point

CrunChewy McSandybutt 3 years ago

and Cheeto dust.

-1point

Erin S 3 years ago

"One might says" that this person has delusions of grandeur.

19points

Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago

Or even adequacy.

3points

Ember 3 years ago

...If I put lots of big words, people will think I know what I’m talking about and that I’m really clever...

14points

Austin Hicks 3 years ago

It's basically that scene from Friends where Joey uses the thesaurus on the laptop to write his resume and it ends up being gibberish.

9points

deadinside 3 years ago

and signs it "baby kangaroo"

4points

Deson 3 years ago

"aboosive"

8points

Nunya Business 3 years ago

Psychoanalyze this 🖕 jackass.

3points

Glittery Panda 3 years ago

I think this is a joke.

3points

#15

I Literally Get Offers For Employment Probably Five Times A Week

Final score:

111points

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ZAPanda 3 years ago

I bet you his next post went like this... just sign up here and you too can earn 200k a year!

193points

Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

Register now at www.totallynotascam.org and start earning today!

38points

Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago

That guy reminds me of resident Bored Panda spammer/spammer/bot koxena. DIE IN A PIT KOXENA!

11points

Raoul 3 years ago

I was sincerely hoping he‘d leave a comment on this one too.

4points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Yeah, right... Two full-time jobs... Because every day lasts 32 hours.

8points

I'mNotARoboat 3 years ago

Yeah and we know he's either bad at story-telling or doesn't know that a full time job equals 40 hours a week so two world actually equal 80. But he also said, "Plus I have a side job". So is that two full time but one part time? Or one that is over time (60hr/week) plus a part time job?

1point

GettheOtis 3 years ago

Literally every nurse during the pandemic...

5points

Alan LeMire 3 years ago

tbh I was expecting this dude to post a link on how he did it and how we could do it too

4points

John Trainer 3 years ago

If he's working so hard and making all that money, maybe he can invest in professional-looking spectacles?

4points

Insert Generic Username 3 years ago (edited)

Imagine bragging about having to have 2 full time jobs and having to work 60 hours a week. Yikes. Not something to brag about.

4points

elysse stands with the ukraine 3 years ago

Nobody f*****g asked.

3points

Niall Mac Iomera 3 years ago

...60 hours a week is not two full time jobs

2points

bee_ 3 years ago

WILL POULTER

2points

#16

I Have Hemorrhoids

Final score:

107points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Yeah, we don't care about where you are from!

83points

kathoco 3 years ago

But the hemorrhoids thing though, that’s totally relevant….

26points

Mattewis88 3 years ago

Every presidential speech we had streamed during the lockdown...people would comment ridiculous things like "Give us our own fortnite servers, we're on 200ping" or "Jackie, please take me back, Im sorry" or "whats the recipe for pineapple beer?"...to see if it would get screenshot like I suspect this guy did.

3points

Edison Michael 3 years ago

I don't know the recipe for pineapple beer, but now I'm wondering if a roasted chicken with both pineapple and beer would be interesting or disgusting.

2points

RenaMoonlight 3 years ago

This is exactly the kind of thing a friend or sibling would do if they got their hands on your phone. xD

2points

El muerto 3 years ago

this is funny, come on!!

2points

Elsker 3 years ago

+1 for correct spelling tho lol

2points

Ben Dreyer 3 years ago

I like TURTLES !

1point

OctoPaige 3 years ago

Hey if you've ever had them, then you know this is what your body goes through: "just doing my thing, nothi--- AUUGH IT BURNS... Okay gonna check my ema---DUUUDE BUTT FIRE ANTS... Ahemm okay then, I'll make a grocery lis--- *screaming child in back seat meme*

1point

Pecho Muh 3 years ago

Hey greetings from Bulgaria right back at you!

1point

Tim 3 years ago

In this context, I find this funny. It's obviously a non-sequitur posted for giggles.

0points

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

I don't have hemorrhoids! Just thought this was worth mentioning here.

0points

#17

Sorry About Your Mom...? Found This On A Facebook Profile Pic. No Caption, No Other Comments, Just This Kind Offering Of Unsolicited Info

Final score:

105points

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no_name 3 years ago

So are we to assume he's looking fo a new mom?

83points

A B C 3 years ago

Maybe she could teach him some manners.

6points

The Shark Premium 3 years ago

"Hopefully?" ... Is there a chance she was still alive during that process?

5points

Spock's Socks 3 years ago

Maybe someone who doesn't know jow Facebook works and thought they were sending a private message. Still weird though.

2points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

Responding to a compliment from the mom ...

0points

Valerie Smart 3 years ago

What the actual hell?

1point

redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

Uh-

1point

Jingleheimer 3 years ago

The best ice-breakers are end-of-life planning. I mean, everybody dies. So relatable!

0points

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

Hope she was "at rest" prior to the cremation.

0points

NO NO NO 3 years ago

Sooo uhhh My moms uhhh 911 HELP SERIAL KILLER

0points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

When your friend's mom pays her a compliment, your best response is ...

0points

Mattewis88 3 years ago

Someone is looking easy prey to pull an "enemies are after me".

0points

#18

Comment On A Makeup Video

Final score:

104points

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SCP 504 3 years ago

That’s the neat part, it doesn’t

75points

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

They mistook 'selfies' for 'selfish' perhaps

4points

fat and happy 3 years ago

If a story starts with true story you can bet it's a lie

5points

Hannah Warren 3 years ago

"true story" BS

1point

somnomania 3 years ago

and then everyone clapped

1point

Nunya Business 3 years ago

Not true story:

1point

Ruby White 2 years ago

Doesnt really make sense

0points

Carolee Samuda-Bailey 3 years ago

This is hilarious!

0points

Tim 3 years ago

WORK HARD AND STAY IN SCHOOL! DON'T SMOKE ALCOHOL OR DRINK DRUGS!

0points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

Yea burglars always tell you to work harder so next time you will be worth robbing

0points

Jingleheimer 3 years ago

Obvs. That's what happens when your pores are too big. It's toner, then moisturizer, then foundation to keep the thieves from breaking in and beating you to make you work harder. Home security takes a flawless complexion, people!

0points

#19

I Guess He Technically Reviewed The Pizza

Final score:

104points

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Mama Panda 3 years ago

Wow...he's a catch!

125points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

DING DING DING! AWOOGA! Alarm bells signaled.

15points

Silver 3 years ago

sure is! he's that old boot you pull up while you're fishing-

7points

Spittnimage 3 years ago

Throw him back!

6points

Joanne Hudson 3 years ago

Well, he sure thinks he is.

1point

Iggy 3 years ago

'Walked away like a 12 year old'. Does he regularly hit on 12 years olds? I know that's not what he meant. At least I hope it isn't!

37points

JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe 3 years ago

Sadly I have many underage coworkers (fast food) who are constantly hit on. It's disgusting.

4points

Libstak 3 years ago

Tell me you are harassing the staff without telling me you are harassing the staff.

30points

Insert Generic Username 3 years ago

INCEL ALERT!

27points

Rcktgirl05 3 years ago

I'm sure he's a nice guy.

2points

Yoga Kitty 3 years ago

Good for Megan to handle idiots like a pro - smile and walk away like they made a joke. He could have pretended is was really only a joke and moved on but noooo, he chose to let everybody know that he is a creep. Well done, give people a fair warning...

25points

Rayne 3 years ago

Kevin, she's not the problem here.

17points

JuniorCJ82 3 years ago

Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel.

10points

Erin S 3 years ago

What a POS

8points

Leslie 3 years ago

r/niceguys

7points

Maya Forbes 3 years ago

most of my exes make you look like a foot? How do you even make someone look like a foot?

6points

Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

It’s another way of saying “compared to my exes, you are ugly (like a foot is ugly)”

0points

#20

Ugh... Go Away

Final score:

98points

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ZAPanda 3 years ago

and there we have the diet weirdo.

107points

Vic 3 years ago

Two have to go forever?? Easy choice: 1. All the text 2. The white background

42points

Ace Girl 3 years ago

100 years of sadness

15points

Catherine Binder 3 years ago

And smelling like nail polish remover.

7points

Jaaawn 3 years ago

I don't think he's gonna be 'living fit till a hundred' if his profile photo is anything to go by. He already looks unhealthy and exhausted.

11points

Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago

Maybe he's already 99? :)

7points

MAL 3 years ago

And they'll die at 100 have never had any fun at ALL.

8points

Tim 3 years ago

His idea of fun is making comments like "I only eat ketogenic food" when not asked. LAUGH RIOT!

0points

Sabrina Bowen 3 years ago

I don't eat most of this either, but even I think this guy's an ass.

5points

OJ 3 years ago

cake and fries :)

3points

The Founder 3 years ago

Cake and cheeseburger lmao i’m vegetarian

3points

Raphael Biock 3 years ago

= i have banned joy of my life

2points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

guys help me out which 2?

2points

JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe 3 years ago

Def not chocolate, since the cake and cookies both rely on it

2points

MikeWheelerFan 3 years ago

Pizza and soda because I don’t even like them. The rest I love.

2points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago

Go back to your planet.

2points

Pink kitty 3 years ago

For me cheeseburger and soda. If there wasn't any pizza how could I eat pineapple?

0points

chonky_rubberband 3 years ago

same

0points

Donkey boi 3 years ago

Fries and Chips can go! I'd likely hurt you if you tried to take the rest from me!

2points

#21

On A Judge Judy Video

Final score:

96points

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Marcellus II 3 years ago

Well, there's a lid for every pot, as they say.

67points

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

He may be a colander. I'll sift around and see if I can weed out the answer...

12points

Catherine Binder 3 years ago

I see what you did there.

9points

JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe 3 years ago

Only if the lid is on the pot...

2points

N S 3 years ago

The consistency of censoring tho

7points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Unfortunately, that's what most people thing : good looks = always right.

4points

Potato 3 years ago

Oh s**t, what if they're both good looking? The judge will never be able to decide!

7points

Twodogsandapicnictable 3 years ago

So... did she post this or just have her sister do it?

2points

Tobias Reaper 3 years ago

dude she is not gonna f**k you

1point

John Trainer 3 years ago

She's also a serial killer.

1point

NO NO NO 3 years ago

Simp

1point

Michael Naretto 3 years ago

Don't be a creeper. No one likes a creeper.

0points

L.a. Williams 3 years ago

He's definitely high.

0points

Robyn Bowns 3 years ago

Pisspoor job hiding that last @.

0points

#22

On A Post With A Video About The La Riots In 1992 Clearly Having Absolutely Nothing To Do With His Tesla

Final score:

91points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Step 1: ask a question. Step 2: don't give a f**k about the answer. Step 3: ceize the opportunity to talk about yourself.

61points

Insert Generic Username 3 years ago

The Golden Rule of social media.

7points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

Sieze

3points

Jesse Ruyle 3 years ago

Couldn't have said it better

0points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

He became a table

0points

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

"how much of a beta subhuman" is my new catchphrase!

0points

L.a. Williams 3 years ago

Apparently all of these people think the world revolves around them

0points

1010011 1001110 3 years ago

yellow icon man is right

0points

#23

Okay But Like, What’s Your Point?

Final score:

85points

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Mama Panda 3 years ago

Evidently... you do

92points

Raoul 3 years ago

Reminds me of an investigator on Forensic Files who goes on like „He told everybody about his new Mercedes. So what? Who cares? I also drive a Mercedes, but I don‘t tell people about it“. Yeah. Only some million viewers.

1point

David Martin 3 years ago

I wonder why he's always alone, and nobody wants to hang out at those places with him? .....It's a mystery

8points

Maya Forbes 3 years ago

the way he got 15 downvotes tho

4points

fat and happy 3 years ago

So you don't need acknowledgement by typing out a vast story about how you don't need acknowledgement. Sounds like someone needs some acknowledgement

3points

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 3 years ago

WHO ASKED

1point

Jesse Ruyle 3 years ago (edited)

Whenever someone starts off a lengthy comment "As someone" lmao

1point

CrunChewy McSandybutt 3 years ago

My eyes rolled right out of my head and out the door on this one.

1point

Human (def not a trollge) 2 years ago

love how he got 15 downvotes on that

0points

Kelly Von Tee 3 years ago

Because art isn't meant to be shared, like, ever.

0points

Jingleheimer 3 years ago

When "Starry, Starry Night" was at auction, it could have sold for a billion dollars, if it weren't for the one bidder who asked, "But..did VanGogh go alone to places like cinema and ice rinks?" The auctioneer said no, so everybody walked out. If you want to make it in the fine arts, going alone to cinemas and ice rinks has got to be your artist's statement. All the greats did it.

0points

#24

“Intimidatingly Good Looking” Gtfo That Was Not The Question

Final score:

84points

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speedy_gonzales 3 years ago

sounds like a solid plan

53points

CozyPanda 3 years ago

Somehow I have doubts it will work....

7points

Serial pacifist 3 years ago

Yeah, and I’m in Bali.

14points

UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago

Yes, I absolutely believe that the last five women that (supposedly) went on a date with you said, “You are intimidatingly good-looking.”

13points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 3 years ago

That guy probably ended up matching and dating himself.

8points

Anine C 3 years ago

Not his nana...just some random old granny.

7points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Another good looking person being a prick... Nothing new.

7points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

Is that a humble brag? :)

2points

Twodogsandapicnictable 3 years ago

Just find some expensive cars to stand beside while you take your selfies.

5points

SCP 504 3 years ago

Lol

5points

Michael Bartko 3 years ago

Odds of 5 consecutive women telling someone they are “intimidatingly good-looking”: 0% Odds of 5 consecutive women on a first (and last) date with insecure man asking if he is “intimidatingly good-looking” and replying uncomfortably “yes”: 100%

2points

yusha 3 years ago

but then people will think he's married to his grandmother

2points

#25

Nobody Asked About White People

Final score:

82points

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ChariotLee 3 years ago

'Lil "I thought I had appendicitis but I did not."

132points

Moosy Girl 3 years ago

Lil’ appendicitisn’t then.

93points

IzaCoder 3 years ago

I’m “Lil colonoscopy” lmao

23points

Anine C 3 years ago

Lil' Stitches. I like it.

23points

Ellis Tamura 3 years ago

Lil I work there.

22points

Julia Winfield 3 years ago

Mine would be Lil UTI 😂

21points

Me Oh My 3 years ago

Lil "I might've had a tumor but I don't so we're good"

15points

QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago

‘Lil Broken Arm

14points

KitFrey 3 years ago

Lil "face plant into chair"

14points

Bexxxxx 3 years ago (edited)

Lil Dehydrated over here heyoooooo (gonna drop my first single, “I’m Canadian so it cost me $0 to get hooked up to an IV for 2 hours and I even got a lollipop”)

13points

Random Panda 3 years ago

I'm Lil Acute Pancreatitis. Catchy.

13points

bipotternerd 3 years ago

Lil' Earache!!!

9points

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ 3 years ago

'Lil igotinacarcrashbutiamalive"

8points

Zozo🤟 3 years ago

Lil “appendectomy/cholecystectomy“ (idk how to make it simpler 😂)

7points

Lillukka79 3 years ago

Lil' covid booster shot.

6points

Candia Lee 3 years ago (edited)

L'il BP 180, L'il not norovirus

6points

Donkey boi 3 years ago

Lil wind?

6points

MissyKrissy 3 years ago

Lil' Kidney Infection..... Um.....

5points

Mary Bricklin 3 years ago

Lil arrhythmia in the house!!

4points

LuckyL 3 years ago

'Lil Baby born :)

4points

Kel_how 3 years ago

Lil visitor

4points

Joe Reaves 3 years ago

Lil' Suspected Long Covid ...

4points

Otter 3 years ago

"Lil Gall Bladder"? Ya think it works?

4points

Gemini 3 years ago

I'm "Lil HPV Vaccine" bruh

3points

JayWantsACat 3 years ago

Mine would be the opposite: Lil "I thought I didnt have appendicitis but I did." lol

3points

readingthequibbler 3 years ago

Lil Double Ear Infection

3points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

I wonder how many people are "lil penis"?

3points

Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago

Waiting anxiously for your first album

2points

🦋vall🦋シ︎ 3 years ago

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0points

Tim 3 years ago

So, "Lil It Was Just Gas" then?

0points

yellowphantom 3 years ago

Lil' splashed draino in my eye.

0points

abby smink 3 years ago

Gas? 😂

0points

Violet Jensen 3 years ago

SAME!!!

0points

Stephen Steve Stephenson III 3 years ago

Me too!!

0points

David Martin 3 years ago

Lil' Toe Amputation (bonus points, it WAS the lil' toe!)

29points

Kel_how 3 years ago

By law, your name is Lil Lil Toe Amputation or Lil Pinky Toe Amputation

7points

Ember 3 years ago

Lil vulva cancer..... I don’t think I’m destined to be a rapper....sounds more like a porn name....lol

22points

Nadja Lambacher 3 years ago

I didn't even know that exists. That sounds horrible, I hope you are better now.

13points

Patrick McKemie 3 years ago

Lil Camera Up My Bum

19points

Daniel Atkins 3 years ago

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Captain Awesome 3 years ago

'Lil Bowel Obstruction. I'm the sh*t.

16points

NotCoffee 3 years ago

Good lol

0points

SCP 504 3 years ago

‘Lil cockroach in the eardrum. Listen, I was 7, ok?

16points

BasedWang 3 years ago

Lil drove my Gram to her appointment and fell asleep in the lobby

11points

Just chucking around 3 years ago

Lil lobby napper? Lil gram taxi?

3points

No you didn't 3 years ago

Lil Endometriosis. Whew, sexy.

11points

Moosy Girl 3 years ago

HEY! We can make a double act. *high five*

4points

BG 3 years ago

Lil' only gas

8points

Scarlett 3 years ago (edited)

Lil “tried to surf down the stairs on a shield like Legolas and went headfirst into the wall and got a well-deserved concussion...” I wish I was kidding.

8points

#26

The Post Is About His Accomplishment, But She Can't Help But Make It About Herself

Final score:

77points

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Ember 3 years ago

I hate social media....too many people trying to ‘One Up’ everyone else and soak up as much attention as possible

83points

Brendan Roberts 3 years ago

I know, it's madness. It's like this one time where I made a comment on Facebook, and a marketing company loved my phrasing, and hired me on the spot. I'm now CEO of that company, earning seven figures, and I drive a Ferrari.

8points

Micah 3 years ago

I agree, but this is not even one-upping, this worst. These are non-sequiturs bursting with narcissistic themes.

2points

Anthony Martinez 3 years ago

So get off of it?!

2points

Tim 3 years ago

This is why I rarely read the comments to my friends' posts. I look through the pictures and like the post (as applicable), maybe make a "nice pictures" or "cool woodwork" comment.

0points

Crissy Brandt 3 years ago

How high are these ppl?

4points

Nunya Business 3 years ago

It's like they called the wrong number but kept talking anyway.

4points

Jace 3 years ago

In the Netherlands we have a twitteraccount for that: ‘How can I make this about me’. Has hilarious stuff in various languages.

3points

GettheOtis 3 years ago

What a great idea!!

1point

TyrantrumGogoat 3 years ago

Huh??

3points

underapalm 3 years ago

Witty repartee is not her strong point. Nurse or not. Besides she spelled coldest wrong. I think that's what he meant.

2points

Michael Bartko 3 years ago

If you went to school and not working, you’re not a nurse, you studied nursing. Please thank your boyfriend on behalf of all men for protecting us from your temptation

1point

Valerie Smart 3 years ago

Literally no one cares hun

1point

1010011 1001110 3 years ago

*sings* Why don't you, shut the f**k up. Nobody even wants you here

1point

Twodogsandapicnictable 3 years ago

Just guessing... this is actually your brother in law's house and you'll never really have a boyfriend to pay your school loans for the education you'll never use.

1point

#27

Thanks Google

Final score:

76points

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Rijkærd 3 years ago

Maths and sweet home Alabama...

69points

Rabbit Carrot 3 years ago

The sweet sound of algebra and banjos combined.

20points

speedy_gonzales 3 years ago

elephants cant jump

7points

Mareike Hartmann 3 years ago

But they are very good swimmers and can even dive

2points

WiTchY_WoMaN 3 years ago

Ohh ok... I looked it up and apparently it's some fact website, they just didn't put a space in between those 2 facts

6points

JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe 3 years ago

Yeah this one's on Google.

0points

Parmeisan 3 years ago

In case anyone is wondering, in English you can check something like this just by checking numbers from 1-20. You have to include 11-20 because it ignores the usual rule of "tens digit + ones digit", e.g. "fifteen" does not include all the letters from "five" however after that, it's always just "twenty-five / thirty-five / forty-fix / one hundred (and) eighty-five / two billion, eighty-six million and fifteen" forever. Either five or fifteen will be in EVERY higher number with 5 in the ones spot.

6points

Bill cipher 3 years ago

Eight

5points

JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe 3 years ago

🤦‍♂️ lol take my upvote

0points

Lukas-not-Luca (he/him) 3 years ago

Guys it actually works lmao I just checked

3points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago

I'll take your word for it.

0points

Chris D 3 years ago

That took an odd left turn

2points

underapalm 3 years ago

Now kids, never put anything in your ear smaller than your elbow. My ten y. I. 5 the graders: oh come ON we know that one.

1point

-logansucrose- (he/him) 3 years ago

it added a bonus fact in case the first one wasnt fulfilling enough

1point

Rita Gilbert 3 years ago

Bahahahha

1point

#28

On A Meme About Stopping To Watch Helicopters Fly By

Final score:

74points

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Ember 3 years ago

I think this person needs some kind of professional help...

149points

Memere 3 years ago

Or they may need to stop dropping the LSD so much.

14points

Aleksandra 3 years ago

Or sex ed.. maybe they just don't understand what a period is

13points

Meami 3 years ago

Seriously.

0points

Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago

More than one type, apparently.

0points

Helena Hattingh 3 years ago

Yeah

0points

Samuel Cavazos 3 years ago

It's called a period. They sell pads you can wear to help with the bleeding. I recently found this out myself.

14points

The Chosen One 3 years ago

You...you good there buddy? Sounds like you might need to see a doctor

7points

Nunya Business 3 years ago

So you have to pay for water? Join the crowd, buddy, it's called a utility.

5points

SCamp 3 years ago

Hour and a half showers… ok maybe my son isn’t that bad

4points

Twodogsandapicnictable 3 years ago

So... quit paying your water bill and wait for it to rain.Or find yourself a nice algae filled pond. I'm sure you'll do just fine.

4points

Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago

Lol!

0points

Thomson StClair 3 years ago

Carrie bled in the showers, too. Look what happened to her.

4points

Stephen Steve Stephenson III 3 years ago

Have they considered a bath?

4points

Heather Menard 3 years ago

Maybe he should stop talking showers

3points

TrashPandaSociety 3 years ago

Go see a doctor about your bleeding.

3points

#29

Opinion On Males Saying “My Guy”

Final score:

67points

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SCP 504 3 years ago

I don’t know what your talking about my guy

95points

existn't 3 years ago

its Wednesday my dudes

13points

David deVaull 3 years ago

were not talking about your guy, buddy

8points

daking 3 years ago

same, my man

6points

Joe Latimer 3 years ago

Literally...

2points

BasedWang 3 years ago

This person is off their rocker, my lad

2points

DaShaun Trosper 3 years ago

I dont know either my guy

2points

YHZ 3 years ago

I don't know what you're talking about, my guy.

0points

Marcellus II 3 years ago

I've read that women use words, so I'll stop doing that. To not be emasculated.

20points

Aleksandra 3 years ago

Women also eat, guys like the commenter in the picture should stop that then too i guess!

4points

Iggy 3 years ago

I think we've all lost a few IQ points after reading that.

12points

Megan Glen 3 years ago

What's the problem with how chicks talk my dude, last time I checked we're pretty rad

7points

lazy panda 3 years ago

I'm more concerned that the comment got 212 likes...

6points

Droopsnoot 3 years ago

That there are still people who worry about "becoming less manly" and "don't talk like a woman"

6points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

Spot the beta who thinks he's an alpha and who thinks beta and alpha are A Thing(tm).

6points

Insert Generic Username 3 years ago

Sounds like an incel.

4points

Donkey boi 3 years ago (edited)

My man is legit upset about something! If my guy would just give me a call, I could get all my fellas together and make him feel more secure.

3points

Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago

That is NOT what women normally mean when they say that-

2points

#30

On A Video With A Guy Doing A Piano Cover Of Chiquitita

Final score:

58points

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Mama Panda 3 years ago

Just shut up and take your stupid cookie already!

55points

Donkey boi 3 years ago

Hold up! I can get cookies if I do this kind of thing? Like actual real cookies?

10points

L.a. Williams 3 years ago

Lol

0points

Devil's Advocate 3 years ago

I always reject cookies, sick of "personalised ads" for s**t I just bought yesterday!

0points

- 3 years ago

Thank you for posting your resume, but we're not hiring right now.

8points

Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

Condescending douchebag.

5points

Munchkin 3 years ago

so you're basically just saying that you're 60 years old... Fact!

2points

Loretta 3 years ago

Even if it's all true, he still has some serious psychological and possibly relationship issues, I doubt he is very happy with all his achievements.

1point

LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago (edited)

🎶I've been a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a p.a.w.n and a king🎶 (ok BP, censoring p.a.w.n is the most ridiculous one I've seen now).

1point

LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago

(Sorry, it's the first thing I thought of)

1point

Elizabeth Molloy 3 years ago

FACT!

1point

JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe 3 years ago

Pretty sure this is just spam.

1point

Janet L 1 year ago

And I’m c**p at all of them

0points

Eva Muller 3 years ago

Yaaay. Dansk post!

0points

#31

On A Thread Talking About Marvel Movies

Final score:

28points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

"Me Chad. Me better than you geek losers. Me proud. Me serve brag."

9points

Francine Govan 3 years ago

He gets sexy with Palm-ela and Hand-gela!

3points

Elias Meyers 3 years ago

i thought it was pretty good...

2points

Zozo🤟 3 years ago

Ikr? I loved Shang Chi😢😢

1point

Droopsnoot 3 years ago

Another of tgose people who think comic book (movies) are just for people who can't find someone to sleep with

2points

Jonathan MacFarlane 2 years ago

Shang-Chi was awesome, and why?

1point

Donkey boi 3 years ago

I wasn't too keep on Captain Marvel, but it was watchable, the cat thing was kinda cool. I've only just started watching the Marvel films (I've run out of thing in my preferred genre), I liked Thor, Guardians of the Galaxy & Iron man, wasn't keen on Captain America. Doing the first Avengers tonight.

1point

Bisces 3 years ago

It'll be even better if you watch them in timeline order

1point

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago (edited)

I thought both films where great and he ain’t getting any sex

0points

Allen Lavine 3 years ago

I thought he said he had sex with a fairy I know I'm picturing tinker Bell

0points

#32

Not Even A Military Game

Final score:

27points

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SCP 504 3 years ago

My man has a whole “about me” paragraph in his review

23points

Vanta Black 3 years ago

Tell your man to shut the f**k up.

2points

Twodogsandapicnictable 3 years ago

What happened to "short"? Does he mean that he's short? He sounds short.

1point

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

If he had that much army experience the rest of what he says is rubbish or vise versa.

0points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

You could've just said "New World is buggy as f*ck" and left it there.

0points

#33

This Comment On A Cute Post

Final score:

27points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

WTF? These just keep getting worse. That is straight up cruel.

13points

Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago

That escalated quickly

1point

Jonathan MacFarlane 2 years ago

FU3KING WHAT?

0points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

Can I share a drink with her

0points

zovjraar me 3 years ago

awww i have a kitten who is bff with my dog. they play together every day and it's so cute!! r/nobody asked

0points

Twodogsandapicnictable 3 years ago

Sounds like the mother you deserve. She obviously raised you to be awesome. You're way to cool for the rest of us.

0points

#34

In The Comments Of The Encanto Trailer

Final score:

24points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Douchebag : *sees someone not hating oneself enough* "You deserve nothing and also I am better than you!!!"

27points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 3 years ago

Directed at a fictional, animated character, no less.

3points

Katherine Boag 3 years ago

Yep child abuse is the answer to her grandma bullying her. Hope this a*****e doesnt ever have kids

8points

thebossanovabird 3 years ago

… the whole point is that Mirabel is trying to help her family without a gift. She can’t do all the stuff her family can do, because she HAS NO GIFT. Therefore, she is learning skills to make up for that fact. She IS doing hard work, idiot. Try watching the whole movie and you’ll see how devoted she is to helping. (Wait, did I just write a whole rant about some idiot on the internet? I really should be doing more productive things.)

5points

Peppy Piplup 3 years ago

Well someone's certainly missed the point by a mile. Literally the entire plot is that Mirabel is neglected and that her Abuela sees her as a lesser person in the family BECAUSE she has no gift. There's literally a whole song sung about how she feels inadequate without a gift, set right after as she's been left out of the family photo and no one realised she'd been left out. And Mirabel does have a skill. Her embroidery and sewing talent. She's shown making little candle holders towards the beginning of the movie, but Abuela doesn't even acknowledge them. So her having a skill didn't solve her problem.

2points

Rayne 3 years ago

"Somebody fetch me a belt and tan her hide with it." Dude you have issues.

2points

Droopsnoot 3 years ago

People who act like this while seeing a trailer for an animated movie have issues

2points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

A loser

0points

Munchkin 3 years ago

*we're hehe

0points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

How to miss the point, er, quote marks.

0points

#35

Some Guy Who Messaged Me On Insta Just Because I Liked Some Comments Opposing His Opinion

Final score:

22points

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Ace Girl 3 years ago

hilarious.

8points

1010011 1001110 3 years ago

They used that greatest comeback to any insult in the world. agreeing with them

2points

RAMPAGE 3 years ago

3 am? WHO PULLS THIS BULL AT *3 AM*

1point

Dubs_1117 3 years ago

The battery percentage is killing me

0points

BasedWang 3 years ago

Dont EVER come this close to spoiling AoT for me ever again BP. and no... i will not read the comments after this lol

0points

#36

Look I'm Sorry And All But I'm Just Trying To Watch Television Intros From 33 Years Ago Bro

Final score:

22points

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Mama Panda 3 years ago

I thought The Dirty Dozen came out in the 60s. Did I miss something?

15points

Donkey boi 3 years ago

The film yes, 1967 (I think, maybe 66?). There was a TV series in 1988 released in the USA. It was later released on video cassette in the UK. I bought it by mistake (I thought it was the film).

3points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

Maybe he watched a repeat

0points

Twodogsandapicnictable 3 years ago

No. This person is a moron.

0points

Allen Lavine 3 years ago

In 81 my dad made love to my mom I born in 82 got my first tooth sometime after that then in 2001 9/11 happened then Trump became president I broke my back in a wreck and I have a hangnail and a hangover my cuticles got mess up in a cubicle I stubbed my toe and my toilet overflowed

3points

Rayne 3 years ago

I'm sorry that happened to you, but seriously, why did you need post this in a youtube comment for a completely unrelated video?

1point

1010011 1001110 3 years ago

that's sad but nobody asked

1point

NO NO NO 3 years ago

My mom is 12 feet underground instead of 6 because she had covid

0points

Droopsnoot 3 years ago

The story is sad, the execution cringe

0points

Ember 3 years ago

.....O.K.......

0points

#37

Literally Noone Has Ever Asked

Final score:

21points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago

I'm OK with this one.

60points

Me Oh My 3 years ago

Yeah. At least it's informative.

9points

Libstak 3 years ago

It's still an interesting factoid.

7points

Mama Panda 3 years ago

Ya know, my life was at a standstill. I would get to 1,023,452 words and dammit if someone wouldn't start talking to me and I would have to start all over. Thank the heavens that you shared your super amazing talent of word count or else I would be still counting! /s

6points

MAL 3 years ago

At least this one isn't a douchebag response. Just a nice, harmless fact.

4points

Bobert Robertson 3 years ago

Does this include all the publisher info etc,?

3points

Steve 3 years ago

It's "no one", not "noone"

2points

boatpotatome 3 years ago

You mean you don't know Noone? She's a great friend of mine!

4points

Rayne 3 years ago

I wasn't wondering but thank you.

1point

Rita Gilbert 3 years ago

That seems likie so little

1point

fat and happy 3 years ago

Now I know something I didn't know I needed to know. I love useless knowledge like this

1point

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

Who cares

0points

#38

I Guess The Only Question I Have Left Is, Who Farted Tho?

Final score:

20points

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2022emmam trent 3 years ago

Towards the end, I thought he was about to sing 'It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour."

3points

Zozo🤟 3 years ago

SAME

1point

Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

Life is about napping with cats, looking at sunsets and having a cup of tea.

3points

Ethan Lang 3 years ago

“We gonna rumble.. we gonna rip your face off.”

2points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

Why would you pee in your basement?

0points

JOHANNA MUELLER 3 years ago

It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour, put in the work, put in the hours, and TAKE what's OURS!

0points

Munchkin 3 years ago

heart's comment wins today

0points

Parmeisan 3 years ago

I soiled my search history trying to find the answer for y'all, but all I got was the time Elizabeth May was offended by the word "fart" (context: "Why does the government treat Alberta like a fart in the room that nobody wants to talk about or acknowledge?").

0points

#39

Idk, Maybe Some Chocolate Might Cheer Her Up?

Final score:

19points

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Ember 3 years ago

Oh Lucy....get over yourself....nobody cares

12points

Bill cipher 3 years ago

All my adopted children on wattpad

2points

Vanta Black 3 years ago

Help? Me? With chocolate? F**k you!

1point

Your local gay frog 3 years ago

Ha.. Who helps me? No one but me! 😈😈😈😈 (Sorry if this is cringey and unrelated I just felt the need to do that 😅😳)

0points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

I'll get somebody who likes Crème Eggs. I don't.

0points

Munchkin 3 years ago

lucy... we are talking about chocolates, not about your broken hear that no one cares about and asked

0points

Valerie Smart 3 years ago

Cue the violin

0points

kath morgan 3 years ago

I want mini eggs

0points

Donkey boi 3 years ago

Oh Lucy, have a Creme egg, you'll feel better!

0points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

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Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

max-render...3d713b.jpg

0points

#40

In A Thread About Whether Someone's Past Matters When Deciding If You Should Dare Them

Final score:

18points

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JustAnother Soul 3 years ago

I’ve seen these random facts crop up. It’s a karma farming bot that does this.

18points

Twodogsandapicnictable 3 years ago

Auto-trolling?

0points

BasedWang 3 years ago

I think this one was called for

2points

Me Oh My 3 years ago

This is better than the other ones. It's informative.

0points

#41

Why?

Final score:

16points

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Mama Panda 3 years ago

I think what bothers me more is that 1273 people said her/his comment was helpful

27points

Parmeisan 3 years ago

That's... an interesting take on relationships. But if you really thought that, maybe it would be better just to be single?

1point

#42

She Literally Paid 25$ For An Iq Test To Flex On Me Lol, Like Anybody Even Cares

Final score:

15points

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Vanta Black 3 years ago

My IQ changes daily. Your IQ is meaningless. As is mine.

9points

Me Oh My 3 years ago

The comeback though!

3points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

You paid $25 for an iq test that proves they lie and your iq is well below 100

0points

Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago

IQ is so ridiculously irrelevant and needs to stop being used as a basis for ability/ education.

0points

Twodogsandapicnictable 3 years ago

They tested me in the 4th grade because they thought I was stupid because I didn't participate in class. I got a 138 that only made my teachers give me s**t for wasting potential. It didn't make me successful or happy. It has nothing to do with anything.

0points

Hadesdaughter 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

1010011 1001110 3 years ago

Dumbledore gotem good

0points

#43

Sir, This Is A Texas Roadhouse

Final score:

15points

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David Martin 3 years ago

"...We serve FOOD here, Sir" ~Squidward

15points

Helena Hattingh 3 years ago

I love the little emojis that cover the profiles. Sorry if that’s a bit off topic

2points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

You did humble brag enuf. You need to add some totally irrelevant facts about yourself if you wanna go off topic ...

0points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

sir this is a wendy's

0points

#44

In A Thread About How Beyonce Was The Only Singer On The Dc Track Jumpin' Jumpin'. With 3 Likes???

Final score:

15points

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Ember 3 years ago

Could someone translate this into English for me please...

16points

Vanta Black 3 years ago

Sorry, I've lost my Idiot to English translator. If someone can translate it into Japanese, then Italian, Tagalog, Farsi, Esperanto, Egyptian Hieroglyphics, Swahili, German, and finally into Jamaican Patois, I can do the rest.

5points

David Martin 3 years ago

I love how this post implies that putting make up onto dead bodies was Plan A, but they had to settle for this

4points

Anne Reid 3 years ago

And they’re convinced that putting make up on dead people isn’t legal. Pretty sure every funeral home can tell you it’s standard practice.

0points

Oopsydaisy 3 years ago

I suspect someone is testing a bot

3points

Anthony Roberts 3 years ago

What?

3points

Allen Lavine 3 years ago

Am I to high or did this not make any sense this should of been super easy barely a inconvenience

1point

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

Mortician’s put make up on dead bodies

0points

Valerie Smart 3 years ago

What in the absolute Webster’s dictionary is this fool talking about!?!?

0points

Droopsnoot 3 years ago

"And my dad is world-famous, and I'm marrying a millionaire, and..."

0points

#45

Probably Some 8 Year Old Fortnite Kid Who Says He Does Your Mom

Final score:

15points

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Mama Panda 3 years ago

WTF is shinny armor?

17points

APL 3 years ago

Greaves.

10points

Maya Forbes 3 years ago

shin guards

5points

RAMPAGE 3 years ago

Armour made out of SHIN BONES

2points

boone williams 3 years ago

He misspelled "shi**y"

0points

Vanta Black 3 years ago

Shhh! Do ya want ta get sued?

0points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Oh no, a delusional nice guy again...

6points

Ember 3 years ago

He sounds like such a ‘Nice Guy’ *cough cough*

4points

Mattewis88 3 years ago

Sounds more like this guy pushes them into traffic and then saves them.

3points

SciencePandaTheSecond 3 years ago

Why a public restroom? Just curious.

2points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

Elevator was in use.

0points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

This guy has a vivid imagination

1point

Rayne 3 years ago

I'm sure girls are thankful when professionals save their lives, they just don't have s*x in public bathrooms to show their appreciation.

1point

YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

Comic sans, haha

0points

Insert Generic Username 3 years ago

It reads like an 8 year old wrote it, so...

0points

#46

Not Sure What Made Them Think Star Wars Was Relevant To The Topic

Final score:

13points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

"Too many smokers and they stink up the place" is the one before the Phantom Menace, or the one after?

16points

DC 3 years ago

It's the first ever movie where everybody claps. You know, when it got all the Oscars that year, each time, although it got quite a bitta boring, kno'ya, the same happened, they started reenacting the movie, then realized that clapping is still clapping, and clapped even more, and then, Eric Clap-Ton came on stage, admitted he was named after that, and then, everybody clapped. Slow hand, then fast hand, then supersonic hand!

0points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago (edited)

It's between Indiana Jones and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and that one episode of Star Trek where the USS Cyclops crashes into them and they all die.

0points

Insert Generic Username 3 years ago

After.

0points

Oopsydaisy 3 years ago

Were they smoking in the famous bar scene in the first one? I feel like they were.

0points

Twodogsandapicnictable 3 years ago

That's the only thing you don't like about casinoes?

0points

YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

Uuumm it says START wars, not STAR wars...

0points

#47

On A Community Post About Football Predictions

Final score:

13points

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Mama Panda 3 years ago

Is that code for "the Dallas Cowboys suck moose juice for beer money"?

6points

Donkey boi 3 years ago

I know each of those words separately, but as a sentence, it makes no sense to me.

1point

#48

Found Under A Post On A Facebook Group About Ball Pythons (Snakes). All I Can Say Is Why??

Final score:

12points

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Mama Panda 3 years ago

What?

15points

SCP 504 3 years ago

I agree. W h a t?

3points

Ember 3 years ago

Redneck boasting?

2points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

Your imagination knows no bounds

0points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

I'd say there's quite a few.

0points

Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago

A bunch of us.... And we're judging you for this weird brag

0points

Scarlett 3 years ago

I keep snakes (well, one snake to be exact). He’s a four foot long corn-snake with red eyes and gorgeous patterns. There’s your “too much information no asked for for the day.”

0points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Parlez-vous anglais? Habla usted inglés? Sprichst sie englisch?

0points

#49

Slight Amount Of Oversharing, Am I The Only One Who Thinks This Is A Bit Strange?

Final score:

11points

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Stephen Steve Stephenson III 3 years ago

Is this what they call a plea for help?

12points

Me Oh My 3 years ago

Yes.

5points

Yoga Kitty 3 years ago

OP just wants to express that recent bad news made them more aware and appreciative of nice things like a beautiful sunset. Nothing wrong with that?

1point

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

Maybe the crash was caused by looking at the sun rise and not the road

0points

JOHANNA MUELLER 3 years ago

cute dog tho

0points

#50

Why Do People Do This? Like, You Must Be Highly Insecure If You Feel The Need To Brag

Final score:

10points

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ZAPanda 3 years ago

It's a pre-emptive "please dont hit on me" insurance policy.

10points

T Lee Mac 3 years ago

Usually followed up with an unsolicited and unwanted d**k pic.

0points

#51

Imagine Bragging About Leg Pressing But You Can’t Walk Onto An Escalator

Final score:

10points

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Katherine Boag 3 years ago

Its legit a coordination issue though, i cant use escalators either. Don't be mean to those of us that can't, just cause this guy wanted to weird brag about his leg press.

19points

IzaCoder 3 years ago

Me either! I will fall if I don’t pause & concentrate when getting on and off escalators. I’m sure it annoys some people, but I’d much rather annoy someone than fall!

1point

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

In your dreams

0points

Mama Panda 3 years ago

Obviously you aren't strong enough yet as you must weigh 585.

0points

Stephen Steve Stephenson III 3 years ago

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User# 6 3 years ago

Good grief, the irony of this comment. I'm still laughing.

6points

#52

Askreddit Always Brings Out The Crazies

Final score:

10points

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Mama Panda 3 years ago

*cough*b******t*cough*

16points

David Martin 3 years ago

Hospital staff to the psych ward, please, hospital staff to the psych ward; We've got a runner, Steve chewed through his straps again

4points

SCP 504 3 years ago (edited)

“Imagine being addicted… I’ve only been playing for about 30 years, hours on end”

2points

Ember 3 years ago

My brain exploded after the first few sentences

1point

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

Well at least you learned to lie

0points

Francine Govan 3 years ago

Dafuq? Am I having a mini-stroke? Wow.

0points

#53

I Guess It's My Fault For Reading Posts On Nextdoor

Final score:

6points

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Anthony Roberts 3 years ago

I hate When people randomly Capitalize words.

23points

AmmoniteCat 3 years ago

Yeah, and when they randomly put the three dots, idk what they're called

2points

SCP 504 3 years ago

I also Hate it and when People do that

1point

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

And mix case up

0points

Mama Panda 3 years ago

I don't see the problem with this one. This person isn't bragging or showing off. Just sharing their musical tastes and feelings.

7points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

This does not fit the list title.

2points

Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

I knew a day would come when people of my generation - Gen X - would start acting like the worst of boomers - yammering about how music was better "back in my day". So pathetic.

1point

Tunk 3 years ago

Absolutely.

0points

Diane Aguilar 3 years ago

Honestly, the pop music scene from 2000 - 2015 was pretty freaking dire for those of us who grew up on a diet of solidly incredible music from the 1990s, but since 2015 or so teens have been listening to really awesome pop music, from Cardi B to Lizzo to Megan Thee Stallion to Zayn Malik to Billie Eilish, etc., etc., etc. And even in those tough wilderness years when virtually nothing on the pop music charts was worth listening to there was always incredible indie music on the scene from artists such as Travis, Kings of Convenience, Metric, The Postal Service, Air, Kings of Leon, Kasabian, etc,. etc., etc. The idea that the only good music that existed is the music from one's adolescence brands one as someone who doesn't particularly care for music at all.

0points

monkeydog 3 years ago

That isn't how you use periods. .. ...

0points

Stephen Steve Stephenson III 3 years ago

What’s a deep whiskey? A large pour? Flavorful?

0points

Tunk 3 years ago

Gen X is a myth that are enjoying some sort of false nostalgia. They were never cool. They are the people currently ruling major countries and corporations. Because of a progressive minority, the rest of the generation got to trade off their status. There were a lot of narrow minded people around that time and they very much still are. All my faith is in Gen Z. No pressure guys.

-1point

#54

Hahaha

Final score:

-7points

Micheal Jordan

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Antonio Peñ¹⁵ 3 years ago

This doesn't belong on this list

14points

-logansucrose- (he/him) 3 years ago

why- is this here..?

3points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

Not funny

1point

We stand with ukraine! (Submission author) 3 years ago

Why can i add images?

0points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 3 years ago

You have to make a new post and it will be titled the same with (new photos) added on.

1point