Nobody Asked For These 11 Inventions, But I Created Them Anyway
I, Matt Benedetto, have been cooped up all summer long in the Unnecessary Inventions laboratory, creating a brand new batch of inventions that solve problems that don’t actually exist, with products you really didn’t ask for!
Introducing our newest 11 creations for you to despise, argue over, and make you question your own life. Because if you find yourself actually desiring to use any of my newest inventions, you should reevaluate your life immediately!
Be sure to follow me on Instagram and YouTube to stay up to date with each invention as it’s created! You can check out my previous invention posts on Bored Panda here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.
Submit your idea for an Unnecessary Invention in the comments below and maybe, just maybe I’ll bring it to life!
More info: unnecessaryinventions.com | Instagram | YouTube
Meet the Lego Socks!
Say adios to that excruciating experience of stepping on a Lego when you slip on these comfortable socks.
Each pair features a flexible sole with a geometric hole pattern to simply pick up each brick without harm!
Watch how the Lego Socks came to life!
RoadHold™️
Stop wasting perfect real estate around your steering wheel and have your favorite drinks at hand when you are out and about.
Choose the perfect spot around the steering wheel of your car and snap on this perfect cup holder.
The Baguette Pack™️
Hit your local bakery and pick up some steaming hot freshly baked bread knowing you will keep it safe, protected, and dry all the way home.
Slide this French delicacy into our ergonomically designed pouch and cinch it up to be on your way in no time!
The SockLocker™️
Completely turn your life around with our handy little sock storage device so you never misplace any of your precious socks.
Three proprietary sock hangers are included to neatly and safely hang your sock collection.
PuppyThumbs™️
If dogs are a man’s best friend, don’t you think they deserve opposable thumbs?!
The RightRound Cone™️
Introducing our drill bit ice cream cone extension kit! Strap on our universal bit, slide in your favorite ice cream, and full throttle ahead.
Eating your Ice Cream cone just got kicked into high gear.
The Tear-Rings™️
Our latest fashion accessory clears those tears whenever they start running down your face.
Our refillable cartridges arrive on a subscription basis once every other day so you can take a stand against your anxiety and depression.
RotarySMS™️
Text your besties like it’s 1969!
Our new smartphone attachment brings back the good old days of rotary phones but with a new 2019 twist. Plug the device into your smartphone and start spinning away letter by letter to send your next message.
NeverSpiller™️
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The age-old question: To turtleneck or to not turtleneck?!
Turtle-Zipper-Neck™️
Just like your favorite zip-off pants, we have introduced this technology to everyone’s essential long-necked shirt.
HandyBowl™️
Whether you are late for work or just munching on the go, strap on our portable cereal bowl for breakfast whenever.
Just hold your arm up and flat to enjoy your favorite sugar-filled cereal
Watch how the HandyBowl was made in under 9 hours!
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Share on FacebookIf you think about it, with the lego socks, you can be as tall as you want!!
and let's talk about the turtle neck... how many times will you pinch your neck??? i know I would so many times!
Load More Replies...Then I have no choice but to never stop.
Load More Replies...There is no way I'm giving my dog opposable thumbs. She has far too much control as is.
Right? He's creepy and gorgeous at the same time! Those eyes... OMG!
Load More Replies...and exactly when i thought you can't get famous or rich by doing useless stuff, this dude shows up
Showing up uninvited is one of my specialties.
Load More Replies...I'm here for the comments from people who think you can actually buy these things...which...if you could, I'll take 4 of the Baguette Pack™️.
Sorry they only come in packs of 62.
Load More Replies...I know these are jokes...but that Handi Bowl and the steering wheel bottle holder would be amazing items for people who use wheelchairs. I know that having a little bowl I could fix on the armrest would be a blessing for snacks in the car or the movie theater...same with the bottle holder to pop on to the wheelchair frame to hold a drink. (my car has no cup holders due to the wheelchair modifications...so I see real personal potential)
Okay. So I find these posts to be hilarious. Matt... the straight & serious face is so funny. As a parent, I love the LEGO socks and would wear them walking through my 8 year old son’s room. Maybe you could make a pair of shoes with bulldozer scoops on the ends? Shoedozers if you will. That way parents can just shuffle through the house and scoop up their kids c**p at the same time?? 😆
I think that's a great idea! Maybe also something like vacuum/broom shoes. My back gets sore bending over to vacuum, imagine if I could just walk around my house and my shoes do the hard work for me? MATT! We need you onto this pronto!
Load More Replies...Okay but doesn't everybody need a pair of LEGO socks and dog thumbs? :D
I stopped after lego socks because I would like to buy several pair and anyone who DOESNT need them probably doesnt have or know any kids in any way
Fun fact: the Japanese have actually designed something like the handy Bowl ... It's a watch that can carry a mini Japanese meal the you can eat on the go ( the amount of food it can carry might never fill my stomach 😂) https://youtu.be/3x0tEF2HlFI
I saw that and immediately thought of it when I saw this post lmao
Load More Replies...I would get the RotarySMS- retro idea. Would take me forever to type anything, but so what- at least it's fun.
It took me 25 minutes to write out this comment using it, not worth it. Trust me.
Load More Replies...Haha, these are just wonderful! I love the sock locker! It's stylish, it's handy, and it has so many possible applications: I would use it as a wardrobe for my bunnies, so they have somewhere to store their Halloween costumes. Really, everybody needs a sock locker, don't they?
Steaming hot bread? There is no such thing, but if there were, you'd need more than that pouch to hold it. Lol
Your neverspiller concept could actually be a useful product for people who struggle with their motor skills. Like the stabilizing spoons for people with parkinsons.
Keep on inventing. The rotarysms cracked me up. I bet hipsters would like that. Lol
Matt - the RoadHold would get me a ticket in Washington state. We have new stricter laws for distracted driving. (plus obviously a hard sudden turn left or right would have me wearing my beverage of choice to work)
Is is sad that I am among the many people actually wanting at least 4 things from each post? It’s not only about the excellent demonstration photos! So.. like.. do you patent anything in case someone takes the awesome ideas? There are a few practical ones each time! ... but what does that say about me?
Hilarious!!! 😂 I'm quite emotional, so the tear-rings would be great! 😂😂
If you were right here Matt I would slap you so hard!! Sorry but I had to change my undies from laughing!!
The French loaf was an invention of Napoleon's. He wanted his men to have fresh bread, so they had trousers with a long pocket and bread was made to fit
The tear rings, ice cream cone and portable bowl would be handy in my life. I love how they're all trade marked too xD
Actually, I think the RightRound Cone can be a fun idea for kids, with less power of course. Btw, love his stoic face
I started laughing so hard at the tearrings - I could do with a pair of those 😂😂😂
His way ahead of his time. The replies are absolute gold. Can't wait to see the next ones and the ones after. This is what pure commitment looks like. They're not tacky, they could actually be utilised and that's beyond hilarious.
He's* (maybe his keyboard would be a bit better than autocorrect)
Load More Replies...What on earth is "surreal?" Cereal and serial sound the same. But surreal and milk?
At first I didn't get the ice cream one, but then I realized it would spin around on the drill and you could just hold your tongue still. Nice.
you should sell these things, you should add a link to your posts. I would buy these!
I need the tear earrings. I’m crying laughing 😂 so hard my sides ache! Now I need a bandaid for the stitch in my side!
Hey! American style Chindougu. it's great! Respect. https://www.tofugu.com/japan/chindogu-japanese-inventions/
I want then steering wheel one to give as a gifts. Just to see responses.
I had to laugh when I read this guy got a cease and desist letter from crocks from one of his last pretend inventions
As the saying goes, "Common Sense Ain't So Common Anymore". 00-SoFunny...518d9a.gif
I actually really like these new iventions, especially the baguette pack is SO cute.. except the tear-rings, I know it's a light joke about using them to stand against anxiety. If it was that simple, I'd wear those 24/7 and feel like a walking toilet cubicle LOL the tissue holders hilarious!! xD
I think the Lego socks would still hurt and instead of it still being on the floor it's stuck to your sock, it's annoying to have a pebble stuck in the sole of a shoe this would be annoying in another level.
You learn something new every day.
Load More Replies...If you think about it, with the lego socks, you can be as tall as you want!!
and let's talk about the turtle neck... how many times will you pinch your neck??? i know I would so many times!
Load More Replies...Then I have no choice but to never stop.
Load More Replies...There is no way I'm giving my dog opposable thumbs. She has far too much control as is.
Right? He's creepy and gorgeous at the same time! Those eyes... OMG!
Load More Replies...and exactly when i thought you can't get famous or rich by doing useless stuff, this dude shows up
Showing up uninvited is one of my specialties.
Load More Replies...I'm here for the comments from people who think you can actually buy these things...which...if you could, I'll take 4 of the Baguette Pack™️.
Sorry they only come in packs of 62.
Load More Replies...I know these are jokes...but that Handi Bowl and the steering wheel bottle holder would be amazing items for people who use wheelchairs. I know that having a little bowl I could fix on the armrest would be a blessing for snacks in the car or the movie theater...same with the bottle holder to pop on to the wheelchair frame to hold a drink. (my car has no cup holders due to the wheelchair modifications...so I see real personal potential)
Okay. So I find these posts to be hilarious. Matt... the straight & serious face is so funny. As a parent, I love the LEGO socks and would wear them walking through my 8 year old son’s room. Maybe you could make a pair of shoes with bulldozer scoops on the ends? Shoedozers if you will. That way parents can just shuffle through the house and scoop up their kids c**p at the same time?? 😆
I think that's a great idea! Maybe also something like vacuum/broom shoes. My back gets sore bending over to vacuum, imagine if I could just walk around my house and my shoes do the hard work for me? MATT! We need you onto this pronto!
Load More Replies...Okay but doesn't everybody need a pair of LEGO socks and dog thumbs? :D
I stopped after lego socks because I would like to buy several pair and anyone who DOESNT need them probably doesnt have or know any kids in any way
Fun fact: the Japanese have actually designed something like the handy Bowl ... It's a watch that can carry a mini Japanese meal the you can eat on the go ( the amount of food it can carry might never fill my stomach 😂) https://youtu.be/3x0tEF2HlFI
I saw that and immediately thought of it when I saw this post lmao
Load More Replies...I would get the RotarySMS- retro idea. Would take me forever to type anything, but so what- at least it's fun.
It took me 25 minutes to write out this comment using it, not worth it. Trust me.
Load More Replies...Haha, these are just wonderful! I love the sock locker! It's stylish, it's handy, and it has so many possible applications: I would use it as a wardrobe for my bunnies, so they have somewhere to store their Halloween costumes. Really, everybody needs a sock locker, don't they?
Steaming hot bread? There is no such thing, but if there were, you'd need more than that pouch to hold it. Lol
Your neverspiller concept could actually be a useful product for people who struggle with their motor skills. Like the stabilizing spoons for people with parkinsons.
Keep on inventing. The rotarysms cracked me up. I bet hipsters would like that. Lol
Matt - the RoadHold would get me a ticket in Washington state. We have new stricter laws for distracted driving. (plus obviously a hard sudden turn left or right would have me wearing my beverage of choice to work)
Is is sad that I am among the many people actually wanting at least 4 things from each post? It’s not only about the excellent demonstration photos! So.. like.. do you patent anything in case someone takes the awesome ideas? There are a few practical ones each time! ... but what does that say about me?
Hilarious!!! 😂 I'm quite emotional, so the tear-rings would be great! 😂😂
If you were right here Matt I would slap you so hard!! Sorry but I had to change my undies from laughing!!
The French loaf was an invention of Napoleon's. He wanted his men to have fresh bread, so they had trousers with a long pocket and bread was made to fit
The tear rings, ice cream cone and portable bowl would be handy in my life. I love how they're all trade marked too xD
Actually, I think the RightRound Cone can be a fun idea for kids, with less power of course. Btw, love his stoic face
I started laughing so hard at the tearrings - I could do with a pair of those 😂😂😂
His way ahead of his time. The replies are absolute gold. Can't wait to see the next ones and the ones after. This is what pure commitment looks like. They're not tacky, they could actually be utilised and that's beyond hilarious.
He's* (maybe his keyboard would be a bit better than autocorrect)
Load More Replies...What on earth is "surreal?" Cereal and serial sound the same. But surreal and milk?
At first I didn't get the ice cream one, but then I realized it would spin around on the drill and you could just hold your tongue still. Nice.
you should sell these things, you should add a link to your posts. I would buy these!
I need the tear earrings. I’m crying laughing 😂 so hard my sides ache! Now I need a bandaid for the stitch in my side!
Hey! American style Chindougu. it's great! Respect. https://www.tofugu.com/japan/chindogu-japanese-inventions/
I want then steering wheel one to give as a gifts. Just to see responses.
I had to laugh when I read this guy got a cease and desist letter from crocks from one of his last pretend inventions
As the saying goes, "Common Sense Ain't So Common Anymore". 00-SoFunny...518d9a.gif
I actually really like these new iventions, especially the baguette pack is SO cute.. except the tear-rings, I know it's a light joke about using them to stand against anxiety. If it was that simple, I'd wear those 24/7 and feel like a walking toilet cubicle LOL the tissue holders hilarious!! xD
I think the Lego socks would still hurt and instead of it still being on the floor it's stuck to your sock, it's annoying to have a pebble stuck in the sole of a shoe this would be annoying in another level.
You learn something new every day.
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