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Here Are 50 Of The Dumbest Things Ever Said On The Internet
From the comical mishap of walking straight into a seemingly invisible glass door to the downright perplexing experience of momentarily forgetting the very word 'door' when attempting to recount the incident to a friend, it's an undeniable truth that each of us encounters moments of sheer human fallibility.
Whether it's a dumb fail that leaves us chuckling at our own expense or a brief lapse in memory that momentarily stumps us, these occurrences remind us of our shared humanity and keep us grounded in the unpredictability of everyday life. For better or worse, nowadays, all these mishaps are all over dumb posts on the internet, and all these blunders are documented for years to come.
So to make peace with our collective dullness of mind, we at Bored Panda have an ongoing series where we share pictures of the dumbest things ever said on the internet by people. (In case you haven't seen it, I recommend you check it out here and here and catch up.)
We hope this latest collection of dumb social media posts reassures you that nobody's perfect and allows you to look at your failures with a little less embarrassment. Or, at the very least, it provides you with an opportunity to distract yourself and forget about it!
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#1
This Just Made Me Laugh, Thought I'd Share
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#2
Part Of The Control Group
#3
So Silly Though
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure lots of kids books are about pirates, but I have yet to commandeer a ship, entrap a crew, hoist the jolly roger, and take to the seven seas.
#4
Does Seem Kinda Controversial
#5
Next Level Stupid
Terry Tobias 4 years ago
Lauren Boebert does not belong in Congress; this level of stupidity is scary.
#7
Just A Bit Of A Difference
#8
How Is This Possible
#9
Not A True Catholic
Lizzie Smith 4 years ago
I guess the Pope should take catechism classes from Ashley, as she knows so much about Catholicism.
#10
How Can People Break Up For Such Stupid Reasons
#11
You Know... The Other Mariah Carey
Marco Hub-Dub 4 years ago (edited)
It’s one thing to lack knowledge, be naive or ignorant. These are merely obstacles. However, needing some warped sense of validation by correcting people you know nothing about, or even worse, mansplaining simply because they’re a woman, is a character flaw at best, a personality disorder most likely.
#12
They Definitely Need A Disability Advocate
#13
People Can Be Really Stupid Sometimes
#14
I Can't Stop Laughing At This. I Have No Words
#15
Was At My Kid’s School For A Costume Parade. One Dad Misunderstood In The Best Way Possible
#16
Just... What?
#17
Unpopular Opinion: We Should Make Crime Illegal
#18
Concerned Citizen
#19
Incredible
#20
Siding With Seidel On This One
#21
We All Make Mistakes
#22
That's The UK Parliament
#23
It's Just A Really Common Name
#24
Gotta Be Prepared To Deal With Any Unwanted Terminator
June’s Very Own 4 years ago
Ok, but what if you are a robot looking to buy a car? What then? lol
#25
30 Years Later I Still Cringe
#27
The Wrong People Have Money
#28
No Lie, Masks Will Help Out The Listerine Sales
Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
I burped into my mask immediately after eating garlic. Do not do this.
#29
Important Question Indeed
#30
How Anyone In Government Could Be So Clueless
#31
My Friend Got His Braces Off Today
#32
I Did Not Order A Concrete Driveway Or Any Other Type Of Driveway. When The Person That Laid It Came Back To See If I Was Happy With The Job, He Realized It Was The Wrong Address
I now have a free concrete driveway.
#33
My Team Said We Were Dressing As Dominoes
AmmoniteCat 4 years ago
They obviously meant pizza. The others misinterpreted. Duh. PIZZA FTW!
#34
My Sister Went To Paris And Saw Sean Connery Taking Pictures With All These People. She Muscled Her Way In And Asked For A Photo, All Pleased
It wasn't Sean Connery. This man had been taking pictures with his family.
#35
Next You’re Going To Tell Me Jason Momoa Can’t Breathe Underwater
River Webb 4 years ago (edited)
but hes aqua man!? Next thing your gonna tell me he cant control fish!
#36
Awww. Wait, What?
#37
What Was He Expecting?
#38
Kids Got To Learn
#39
And I Thought Americans Only Knew American Geography
#40
Plot Twist: He’s The Only One There
#41
A Customer Called Asking If We Were Practicing Social Distancing With Her Sandwiches. I Told Her We Are, But To Be Honest Guys I'm Running Out Of Space
Caeli Norfoe 4 years ago
If you're that concerned about social distancing; you shouldn't be ordering sandwiches...
#42
When Your Friend Cancels Cause She's Having "Lady Problems" But U A Feminist & Know There Are A Lot Of Lady Problems
#43
Y'all Need Jesus
#44
“I’ve Wasted Days Of My Life Washing Up”. Me Too, Tom, Me Too
Marco Hub-Dub 4 years ago
Never once pulled on the handle to determine if fake drawer was indeed fake???
#45
Poor Guy
#46
You Have To Remove The Protective Coating. Please Can Someone Shut Down The Internet
chaotic legal 4 years ago
one time they printed remove label all over the label and people complained about the weird logo . . .
#47
Diesel In A Prius
#48
I Have Been Buying Bay Leaves When There's A Bay Tree Outside My Front Door. I've Lived Here For Over A Year
#49
Who's Gonna Tell Her?
#50
The Cult Will Cult
#51
When You’re This Offended By The Word Karen
#52
I Prefer To Get My Diet Coke At Home
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Ah, yes. One of the main tenets of socialism: "Thou shalt only have one employee at thine King of Burgers" -Karl Marx. /s
#53
A True Liberian Patriot
#54
Starch Your Engines
#55
Yes, Much More Christian To Just Let Them Starve
#56
It’s 70’s Day And This Kid Is Dressing For The 1770’s
#57
“Why Isn’t There Beef Burgers”
#58
Oh Dear
#59
When You Believe Politicians Over Doctors
#60
She Forgot
#61
Tomi Being As Stupid As Usual
#62
My Wife Said "I'm Going As Belle, Get The Matching Costume." I Didn't Understand The Assignment
#63
This Is How Drunk Me Sets His Alarm Clock
Will sell soul for corn chip 4 years ago
the second hand embarrassment I feel physically hurts me
#64
What If I Decide To Let My White Dog Out After I Mow My Lawn?
#65
My Mom: The Moon Looks So Pretty Tonight
#66
I Guess Stupid Questions Are A Thing After All
#67
Just Pay Your Student Loan
#68
My Dad Says, “Google Is Doing This Stupid Thing Where The Blur The Top Left Part Of The Results. Facebook Is Doing It Too Actually.” He Melted The Top Left Corner Of His Screen
#69
Doing Extra Doesn't "Require Effort"
#70
My Aunt Got Me This "Easter Bunny"
#71
Dumbest Guy Ever
#72
I've Read The Bible Cover To Cover, But I Think I Missed The Part Where There's Dinosaurs
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
I agree with the title. I don't remember where they mentioned dinos in the Bible.
#73
What Could Go Wrong If I Drain A Deep Fryer Into A Plastic Bucket?
#74
What A Clown
Kiwii Stone 4 years ago
I think this is understandable if you know nothing about air conditioners. To me, a 1.5 ton A/C sounds like it weighs 1.5 ton
#75
My Uncle Was Clueless
#76
So My Friend Is Bragging About How He So Pro Black So Much So He Got Malcom X’s Face On His Forearm. And I Just Can’t Break His Heart... So Yeah Bro You Got “Malcom X”
Lori Sandoval 4 years ago
It's Denzel Washington, who played Malcolm X in a movie. The real Malcolm X looked different.
#78
Pretending To Be A Chess Player Without Learning A Single Rule Of The Game
#79
What Could Go Wrong If My Dumb Neighbor Put Hot Charcoal From His Grill Into A Trashcan
Reviewer UK01 4 years ago
THIS is why every bin I've ever had says "No hot ashes" and I've spent 35 years wondering who the heck would do that...
#80
He Needed To Put A Lil Bit More Effort
June’s Very Own 4 years ago
Good on him for not hassling and pressuring you. Instead he politely accepted your wishes, he’s not gonna cry and beg you if that’s what you thought, smh 🤦♀️
#81
Get This Guy A Clock
beesechurger elite 4 years ago (edited)
how bout this, huh? mayyyybe we don’t judge celebrities on their life choices from photos he didn’t even ask to be taken of him. just a thought, but also, A 24 HOUR CLICK IS SOOOO EASY TO UNDERSTAND
#82
Date Said Her Favorite Food Was Blue Cheese Pizza. I Guess I Misunderstood Where The Emphasis Was Supposed To Be
#83
It's For People Like This, That The Rest Of The World Thinks Americans Are Stupid
#84
Just In Case You Still Had Any Faith Left In Humanity
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Maybe this is the real reason so many stores keep spray paint locked up. They claim it's for preventing graffiti, but now I have my doubts... /j
#85
Trying To Figure Out What Xam Meant
#86
Clueless
#87
Ridiculous
#88
See How Silly That Sounds?
#89
I Just Sat In The Backyard For Ten Minutes Watching “Heat Lightning” Then Came Inside To Find My Wife Photographing Our Son’s Preschool Artwork With The Big Flash
Friggin’ idiot I am.
#90
Anti-Vaxxers Are Stupid. We Need To Stop Giving Them The Attention They're So Desperate For
#91
Now What The Heck Is This
Frying Pan 4 years ago
"You can order girls now" doesn't sound quite right, and this entire thing is idiotic
#92
Mazel Tov Cocktail
#93
Pinnacle Of Dumbness
Procrastinating Panda 4 years ago
Because a literal war killing people every day is totally a conspiracy.
#94
Stupid Comes In All Forms
Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
I hope somebody found his mommy so she could take him home and put him to bed.
#95
The Result Of Posting Your Driver's License And Social Security Number On Twitter
#96
Installing A Door Stopper Without Checking To See The Height
#97
Time To Move
#98
I Couldn't Move My Old Mattress Down The Flight Of Stairs To Take It To The Tip. My Dad Suggested Taking It Apart. I Asked If This Is What He Meant. He Said He Was Joking
Now I have a room full of springs.
#99
Apparently, Europe Has No Food And No "Tech"
Marco Hub-Dub 4 years ago
Tell us you’ve never set foot in Europe without telling us you’ve never set foot in Europe!
#100
My Mom Works At The Bank, Today An Elderly Couple Gave Her Microwaved Money, Thinking It Will Clean It From Coronavirus
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Poor things. They're clearly scared. I hope they have support and have made it safely through the last two years.
#101
School Superintendent Showing Off An Alumni
#102
Picasso Was Alive When Snoop Dogg Was Born
#103
Drove 45 Mins To The Store Thinking I Had My Mask In My Pocket. It Was A Baby Sock
#104
We Got Our Doors Painted During A Remodel And The Painters Forgot To Put The Plastic Covering On The Ground
#105
Can You All Confirm For My Wife I'm Not Dumb And It Could Have Happened To Anyone?
AmmoniteCat 4 years ago
This is...something I'd do. Well, dog treats=happy doggo, so I see a win-win situation here.
#106
Yes. Sunlight In Florida Is Definitely A Paranormal Event
#107
My Old Neighbor And Fellow Board Member Just Sent The Entire Board This Text. He Clearly Didn't Realize As He Took A Picture Of His Computer Screen
#108
I Might Not Have Thought This Through
Hayhaypaula 4 years ago
Just tip it over a large bowl to get the funnel Emptied, then pour that back into the other bottle, or use it now!
#109
Found On The Internet Itself Which Is Funny
Carol Emory 4 years ago
Wanna be immune to every childhood disease without a vaccine...find the nearest elementary school. Everything runs rampant in a school. By the end of the year, you'll have had the flu, the common cold, chicken pox and, with a little luck from an anti-vaxxer mom, measles and whooping cough to boot. You're immune system will be all ready for the next wave to move through the next year.....
#110
To Censor A Man's Face
#111
Gab’s Founder Is A Clueless Idiot
#112
New Guy Tried To Empty The Fryer Grease Into A Plastic Bucket
#113
Rise And Grind Guy Acting Like Farming Is Some Kind Of Lifehack To Make Infinite Money
Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 4 years ago
This guy has obviously never tried growing tomatoes. (Mine always suck and give me like 1 tomato each lol)
#114
Classic Mistake
#115
Cis Graduate Co-Worker, In His 20s, Professional Software Developer
#116
Tomi With The Unsurprising Stupid Take
#117
Hallmarks
Supa79 (He/him) 4 years ago
Trump is literally the devil. But, like, a r******d devil. “I swear, if she wasn’t my daughter….” Like what the actual flying f**k you pedophile twatbasket
#118
I’ll Just Do My Makeup In The Car Like A Stupid Idiot
#119
Please Open Schools
#120
This Is How Being Dumb Feels, I’ve Never Done Something Stupider Than This, I Could’ve Burnt My Whole House By Just Putting A Plastic Cover Over My Ham Into My Oven
#121
Roommate Jammed AA Batteries In The Smoke Alarm, It Takes A Single 9 Volt
#122
When You Want Some Steak But Are Too Stupid To Realize Tupperware Is No Match For 300f Heat
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diane bowser 4 years ago
The dangerously stupid are self-exterminating to rebel against science 🧪 and medicine. So again, the situation will leave us with fewer of them. The only problem is that these buffoons murder others with their ignorance.
diane bowser 4 years ago
The dangerously stupid are self-exterminating to rebel against science 🧪 and medicine. So again, the situation will leave us with fewer of them. The only problem is that these buffoons murder others with their ignorance.
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