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Folks Online Are Recalling The Best Quotes From BoJack Horseman, So Here Are 30 Of The Most Memorable Ones
Sometimes I catch myself saying something ultra-turbo-super cool, impressing all bystanders within earshot with my scathingly quick wit and soon they fall on their knees, worshiping me.
Yes, I quote the media I consume back at people, how did you guess?
What’s that? You also want to be ultra-turbo-super cool?? Well, we’ve got you covered with 45 of the best and most memorable quotes from the modern classic - BoJack Horseman himself - for your quoting pleasure.
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#1
“Life’s a bi**h and then you die, right?”
“Sometimes. Sometimes life’s a bi**h and then you keep living.”
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#2
“All I know about being good, I learned from TV. And in TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising and grand gestures. And I think a part of me still believes that’s what love is. But in real life, the big gesture isn’t enough. You need to be consistent, you need to be dependably good. You can’t just screw everything up and then take a boat out into the ocean to save your best friend, or solve a mystery and fly to Kansas. You need to do it every day, which is so… hard.”
#3
"It takes a long time to realize truly how miserable you are, and even longer to realize it doesn't have to be that way."
aartdesigns 2 years ago
what other way is there? I've heard about this mythical state of being but have yet had anyone describe what it is, where it is, or how you get there. again, asking for a friend.
MoMcB 2 years ago
For me, it was finding a group of bikers in a field. For you it may be something completely different. I'm at a huge bike rally in the UK, lots of minorities, gay, straight, trans. No one cares, if you're happy, they're happy for you. Find your happy place
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“I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: Yeah, another day, let’s do it.”
#5
“He’s so stupid, he doesn’t realise how miserable he should be. I envy that.”
#6
"I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast."
#7
One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.
#8
“I wasted so many years being miserable because I assumed that was the only way to be”
Jake B 2 years ago
Don’t waste anymore. Look for happiness, make happiness, be happy. Start with one little thing a day, even if it’s being nice to someone to help make them happy. That will I turn make you happy.
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#9
I related to this one a lil too much. "Usually when people ask how I'm doing, the real answer is I'm doing s****y, but I can't say I'm doing s****y, because I don't even have a good reason to be doing s****y."
Ronnie Cutshall 2 years ago
I hate that question. So I always answer horrible, I keep hearing this thoughts in my head and decided today's a good day to act on them.
Nathan Pogorzala 2 years ago
and because, generally, no one would truly care. Which is sad but that is human nature.
#10
“I’ve had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another, rockier bottom underneath.”
aartdesigns 2 years ago
as somebody who probably was important once said, "it's all relative".
Henry Russell 2 years ago
dotn worry below that is an void of infinite darkness which never ends and you cna never escape until eventually you die. but you ahve to break bedrock firs so youll be okay
aartdesigns 2 years ago
hard to follow, there, Henry.... but I think I got the gist.
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Okay, okay. Here's the secret to being happy. Just pretend you are happy, and eventually you'll forget you're pretending.
aartdesigns 2 years ago
That pic looks like it was wild. I especially like how the bed looks like a pet bed. Kinda like it!
Michelle M 2 years ago
That’s Mr. Peanut butter’s bed (Diane’s husband). He’s a Labrador. That episode was wild but not the way you think. Bojack and Diane are just friends. They locked themselves in that room to binge drink and keep away from the other celebs in the house who were there for a fundraising dinner for Mr. Peanutbutter’s governorship campaign. And the house was buried due to an earthquake caused by fracking.
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#12
The Dibs episode!
"I don't believe giving a jerk a gun and telling them it's okay to kill people suddenly turns that jerk into a hero."
Michelle M 2 years ago
True. But my best quote from this episode was “there’s nothing the least bit funny about stealing a meal from Neal McBeal the Navy seal.”
aartdesigns 2 years ago
dude, Henry. You gotta slow down on your writting, or doble-read before hitting POST. Just say'n. Real hard to follow. e.g. "Did he mean, 'what IF that jerk is a dog'"?
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"Kelsey, in this terrifying world, all we have are the connections we make"
#14
Goddammit, Honeydew? Jesus, why does Cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party it can bring along its dumb friend Honeydew? You don’t get a plus one Cantaloupe.
Brocken Blue 2 years ago
This is my favorite quote on the list so far. It’s true not matter who you are or what you are doing in life: don’t waste your time trying the honeydew.
#15
I'm really more of a pre-rehab friend.
#16
“I’m not interested in being rebirthed, thank you. I’m still recovering from being born the first time”
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
"The birth trauma. That's the one we never get over" - Elwood P Dowd, Harvey
#17
“I told you I don't know where it is. Don't put things in my butt if you want them back.”
#18
"Same thing that always happens. First you didn't know me, then you fell in love with me ... and now you know me."
#19
Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?
Henry Russell 2 years ago
the first song i heard in this one was love is an open door from frozen
#20
"My mother is dead, and everything is worse now." Because now I know I will never have a mother who looks at me from across a room and says, "BoJack Horseman, I see you."
#21
“I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody’s gonna love that guy.”
#22
"All three of us were drowning, and we didn't know how to save each other, but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together"
#23
“I need to take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.”
#24
Not the best, but a personal favorite:
“Why does everything have to be funny?”
“Not everything has to be funny, just jokes.”
#25
Narcissus? I thought the painting was about me.
#26
"You know, sometimes I think I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me and now its all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late."
#27
THERE WERE EXACTLY 12. I ATE 12 MUFFINS AND I DIDNT EVEN WANT ONE. There's your god damn news story! The mystery of my missing god damn self respect! -pants-
#28
Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside
Henry Russell 2 years ago
why did i start singing outside by calvin harris in my head when i heard this
#29
Then after the show, I'll come out and say hello. And she'll say, "BoJack? Is that you?" When her eyes spark with recognition, I'm gonna sit down next to her, I'm gonna squeeze her hand and get real close and say "F**k you, mom!"
That was the most honest thing BoJack ever said, for me.
Michelle M 2 years ago
Well, he didn’t say that in this episode. This scene was the selfless I had ever seen Bojack. Although he hated his mother with all his being, although he put her in the worst room in the retirement home even though he could have easily afforded the best, although he was always a s****y son, and his mother was the same to him, he recognized that she was dying from dementia and created an illusional memory from one of her happiest days.
Persephone 2 years ago
Well.... he did save the baby seahorse. Loved that 1.then his dialogue at the end was hilarious when he realized he could speak thru his helmet the whole time.
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#30
Not the best but I want to mention when Corduroy Jackson-Jackson says "it's like a rainbow but with every colour" and Bojack goes "so like a normal rainbow?"
#31
"Just as a general rule, if your question begins, "Do you remember" and doesn't end with "how much you hated Moulin Rouge," the answer's no."
#32
“That was, and I don’t say this lightly, worse than 100 September 11ths.”
#33
Ugh, Todd, your good-hearted naiveté has once again conspired with outrageous happenstance TO COMPLETELY D**K ME OVER
#34
"Look, for a lot of people, life is just one long hard kick in the urethra."
#35
Hollyhock: I'm Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzerelli-McQuack.
BoJack: Of the New Haven Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzerelli-McQuacks? That was a joke. Obviously, I've never heard of your family and/or law firm. That was also a joke. Todd, who is this tough crowd you brought to my home?
#36
“Sober… now! Sober…. Now!”
sara fulmer 2 years ago
when you're like. "It's going to take hours to get sober, might as well drink in the meantime "
#37
"You're in Michigan. At the lakehouse. It's a warm summer night and the fireflies are dancing in the sky. And your whole famiky is here. And they are telling you everything is gonna be alright. The crickets are churping and the lake is still. And the night is full of stars. We're sitting at the back porch, we're listening to your brother playing the piano.
And we're eating ice cream. Vanilla ice cream.
Can you taste the ice cream, mom?"
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
I thought that how they portrayed Bojack Horeman's mother's slide into dementia was brilliantly done (but then so many things in that show were brilliantly done).
Michelle M 2 years ago
And this is the scene from my previous comment. “Yes, it’s delicious,” Beatrice lied, even though she had never tasted ice cream because ice cream were for boys, while lemon with sugar sprinkled on top were for girls.
#38
“You’re a stupid piece of s**t.”
#39
No one ever tells you when your mom dies you get a free churro
#40
Hey, I stand by my critique of Sartre. His philosophical arguments helped tyrannical regimes justify overt cruelty. Also, the French smell and I hate them.
#42
“spujb”
The Milk In Your Fridge 2 years ago
i’m putting this in my yearbook (i don’t even know if cartons can have yearbooks but yknow), it’s such an inspirational quote :)
#44
I wanna say.... Elijah Wood
#45
“WHAAASSUP B***HES!!”
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Glengoolie Blue 2 years ago
I'm really sad that I just can't get into Bojack Horseman. It's got everything I like, but it just misses the mark for me.
David Andrews 2 years ago
How far did you get? The first 6 episodes are a bit mheh, but there is a distinct change in the tone from episode 7 of season one, and it gets a lot darker. If you gave up before that point would highly recommend giving it another go and see if you get more into it after that
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AJay 2 years ago
Oh my. I haven't even seen this show and these quotes are hitting me in the feels big time, especially since I am suffering from really bad depression right now. Would any of you pandas recommend watching it?
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Isn't there an asexual dude? Yea whatever quotes for that r.
juice 2 years ago
yeah, Todd Chavez. at one point he gets into a relationship with another ace person but they're not compatible, and i really liked the way they showed it. he said something like "the only thing we have in common is being asexual"
Load More Replies... Glengoolie Blue 2 years ago
I'm really sad that I just can't get into Bojack Horseman. It's got everything I like, but it just misses the mark for me.
David Andrews 2 years ago
How far did you get? The first 6 episodes are a bit mheh, but there is a distinct change in the tone from episode 7 of season one, and it gets a lot darker. If you gave up before that point would highly recommend giving it another go and see if you get more into it after that
Load More Replies... AJay 2 years ago
Oh my. I haven't even seen this show and these quotes are hitting me in the feels big time, especially since I am suffering from really bad depression right now. Would any of you pandas recommend watching it?
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Isn't there an asexual dude? Yea whatever quotes for that r.
juice 2 years ago
yeah, Todd Chavez. at one point he gets into a relationship with another ace person but they're not compatible, and i really liked the way they showed it. he said something like "the only thing we have in common is being asexual"
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