Man Is Unwilling To Stop Parking Over The Line In The Shared Driveway, Neighbor Takes Petty Revenge
Interview With ExpertAmong the various terrible neighbors fate sends our way, a special place is held by the folks who, on the one hand, are perfectly nice and friendly. But on the other hand, they sometimes indulge in completely unreasonable behavior, the only decent response to which is petty revenge.
Today, we’ll tell you a story from the user u/PhotographTop6149, who, being sick and tired of his neighbor’s neglectful parking, resorted to decisive action one day and executed a tad bit childish yet nevertheless efficient revenge on him. Well, let’s just cut to the chase.
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Sometimes, our neighbors are gentle and polite overall, but have some minor flaws that could cause annoying problems
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The author of the post shares a driveway with a man who is quite nice but has a habit of parking his car in the author’s half
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Numerous attempts to ask the neighbor to park properly were fruitless, so the man decided to take petty revenge on him
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The man left his other car permanently in his half of the driveway, but left only a small gap to park there
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The neighbor failed to park and went to the author with complaints, but they all went south anyway
The Original poster (OP) lives in Edinburgh, UK, and shares his driveway with “Duncan,” a man in his 50s, who’s actually quite a nice guy, although he does have one serious flaw. Yes, this man is pathologically inept at parking his car. Well, he also constantly forgets his promises not to do it again.
Yes, the shared driveway is divided into two halves by a line, and Duncan constantly parks his car a couple of inches inside the OP’s half, thus causing him trouble when driving around. Our hero repeatedly asked him not to do this, and he swore he wouldn’t – but literally the next evening, the situation repeated itself.
Finally, the original poster decided the situation called for some petty revenge. Our hero had another spare car, fully insured and taxed, so he decided he could leave it in the driveway for a long time – completely on his side, but right next to Duncan’s half! Now it was the neighbor’s turn to perform the miracle of precise parking.
The man clearly wasn’t very good at this, and after a couple of dozen fruitless attempts to squeeze his BMW into the narrow gap, he went to complain to the author. He, beaming with joy and positivity, said that the car was parked entirely on his property, so there was no problem at all. Revenge, albeit a little childish, had been accomplished nonetheless!
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“Yes, many people live to nearly old age fully convinced that if they’re generally friendly and positive, then they are obligated to forgive all sorts of ‘petty’ problems they cause others,” says Irina Matveeva, a psychologist and certified NLP specialist with whom Bored Panda got in touch for a comment here.
According to the expert, the only effective technique for interacting with such people without escalating the situation to open drama is to gently, but firmly, put them in their place. That way, they can assess for themselves the inconvenience their behavior causes for others.
“This kind of petty egoism, when people tend to belittle almost all the problems they cause others, can sometimes work if a similar problem arises for themselves. It’s quite possible that in the situation described, everything will work out, and the neighbor will try to park more carefully in the future,” Irina Matveeva assumes.
People in the comments completely agreed that our hero did the right thing and was very clever and witty, actually making the entitled dude taste his own medicine. “It’s childish. And I applaud you. Bravo!” one of the responders summarized. So do you, our dear readers, also applaud the original poster and enjoy his idea of revenge?
Most commenters praised the author for his witty and efficient revenge, and some even gave him a huge shoutout
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Anyone want to do the "Duncan disorderly" line? Okay, I will then...
I have a giant blue van ('01 Volkswagen Eurovan, for those curious) and my garage is a single-car garage, plus my family (who live next door) have put various shít of theirs on the sides of my garage (their bikes, our ancient arcade cabinet of Ms. Pac-Man, and a huge standing freezer on one side, and on the other side, a 4-foot depth "tool cabinet", the kind that is also kind of a table/surface and is like 10 feet long.) I've no issue parking my van in the garage as there's plenty of room for it in the middle. However, my sister's friend (who lives with them) recently bought a $90k luxury SUV (Genesis.) They have a 3-car garage in their house, but for some reason refuse to let sis's friend park in the garage next to my mom's car (which is otherwise empty; my mom and sister only have one car each.) So sis's friend decided to park on my driveway for "safety" (??) instead of on the street. Unfortunately her SUV is wide af (it's almost as wide as a Ford F-150 pickup truck) and I literally cannot back out safely with it on the driveway, even if she snugs it up against the fence all the way at the very far edge of the driveway. Plus, it's a brand-new SUV and I don't feel like taking the flak from sis and friend if I accidentally ding/scrape/back into it. I asked (very politely) if friend could possibly not park on my driveway. Friend threw a full-on tantrum that would have made a toddler proud. Friend is in her late 60s, btw XD Now my sister is mad at ME because her friend is angy about not getting to park on MY driveway. XD
Jesus; that sounds AWFUL. And she’s being petty on top of rude. Is there anyone you can call? Would the police help you out? Letting her know that she’s risking scraping her new vehicle hasn’t been enough? Can you do something to the area in which she partis that prevents her from parking there? I’m thinking of really large terracotta pots, maybe? Wait: She’s trespassing, isn’t she? Can you report *that* to the police? You know, if you posted in the same place where this was posted, I bet you you’ll get some great suggestions, as we’ve seen a lotta posts about problem parkers. I’d give it a try if I were you!
Load More Replies...So help me out here. If *your car* is "right up against the line", and *Duncan's car* is "in his usual spot (30 - 40 cm over the line)", HOW are you guys NOT violating the Pauli Exclusion Principle?
I love it, Scottish pettiness at its best. Within the law to prove they are wrong and saying it without a word. Live in Edinburgh myself and I want to get that this is one of the "posh" areas where Duncan thinks he's the bees as he works in the Financial District. I know the type lol
I'm confused by this one. Does he do a 15 point turn to get in, no. So why does he need it to do it to get out, I'd just reverse out. I lived in the Edinburgh area for a while and most driveways are small and straight, this is so weird, I just can't believe any of it. I mean The author said it was awkward when Duncan was 20cm over the line and nearly scraped wing mirror but when he is against the line Duncan does a 15 point turn, huh?.
You should never reverse out onto a road for safety reasons So I'm guessing what is happening here is when Duncan had what he deemed as plenty of space he reversed into the drive. But now he is driving into it and as a result he is turning to get out. Though 15 point turn is way excessive
Load More Replies...I think I would have waited till he was gone one day, then hired someone to move the line over to his side about a foot.
Stop making excuses for jerks. If he can't see he has no business driving a car.
Load More Replies...Anyone want to do the "Duncan disorderly" line? Okay, I will then...
I have a giant blue van ('01 Volkswagen Eurovan, for those curious) and my garage is a single-car garage, plus my family (who live next door) have put various shít of theirs on the sides of my garage (their bikes, our ancient arcade cabinet of Ms. Pac-Man, and a huge standing freezer on one side, and on the other side, a 4-foot depth "tool cabinet", the kind that is also kind of a table/surface and is like 10 feet long.) I've no issue parking my van in the garage as there's plenty of room for it in the middle. However, my sister's friend (who lives with them) recently bought a $90k luxury SUV (Genesis.) They have a 3-car garage in their house, but for some reason refuse to let sis's friend park in the garage next to my mom's car (which is otherwise empty; my mom and sister only have one car each.) So sis's friend decided to park on my driveway for "safety" (??) instead of on the street. Unfortunately her SUV is wide af (it's almost as wide as a Ford F-150 pickup truck) and I literally cannot back out safely with it on the driveway, even if she snugs it up against the fence all the way at the very far edge of the driveway. Plus, it's a brand-new SUV and I don't feel like taking the flak from sis and friend if I accidentally ding/scrape/back into it. I asked (very politely) if friend could possibly not park on my driveway. Friend threw a full-on tantrum that would have made a toddler proud. Friend is in her late 60s, btw XD Now my sister is mad at ME because her friend is angy about not getting to park on MY driveway. XD
Jesus; that sounds AWFUL. And she’s being petty on top of rude. Is there anyone you can call? Would the police help you out? Letting her know that she’s risking scraping her new vehicle hasn’t been enough? Can you do something to the area in which she partis that prevents her from parking there? I’m thinking of really large terracotta pots, maybe? Wait: She’s trespassing, isn’t she? Can you report *that* to the police? You know, if you posted in the same place where this was posted, I bet you you’ll get some great suggestions, as we’ve seen a lotta posts about problem parkers. I’d give it a try if I were you!
Load More Replies...So help me out here. If *your car* is "right up against the line", and *Duncan's car* is "in his usual spot (30 - 40 cm over the line)", HOW are you guys NOT violating the Pauli Exclusion Principle?
I love it, Scottish pettiness at its best. Within the law to prove they are wrong and saying it without a word. Live in Edinburgh myself and I want to get that this is one of the "posh" areas where Duncan thinks he's the bees as he works in the Financial District. I know the type lol
I'm confused by this one. Does he do a 15 point turn to get in, no. So why does he need it to do it to get out, I'd just reverse out. I lived in the Edinburgh area for a while and most driveways are small and straight, this is so weird, I just can't believe any of it. I mean The author said it was awkward when Duncan was 20cm over the line and nearly scraped wing mirror but when he is against the line Duncan does a 15 point turn, huh?.
You should never reverse out onto a road for safety reasons So I'm guessing what is happening here is when Duncan had what he deemed as plenty of space he reversed into the drive. But now he is driving into it and as a result he is turning to get out. Though 15 point turn is way excessive
Load More Replies...I think I would have waited till he was gone one day, then hired someone to move the line over to his side about a foot.
Stop making excuses for jerks. If he can't see he has no business driving a car.
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