73 Jerk Neighbors Who Need An Urgent Lesson In Parking Or Common Sense
Imagine pulling up to your house after a long day at work, but the driveway is blocked by a neighbor’s giant SUV parked at a terrible angle. Annoyance instantly kicks in — not just over the lost space, but over the sheer lack of consideration. And that one bad parking decision is often all it takes to turn a friendly neighborhood into a mini battlefield.
To highlight just how these blunders spark petty street wars, Bored Panda has rounded up some of the most outrageous parking fails and standoffs shared online.
In this list, you’ll find passive-aggressive notes left on windshields, stories of stubborn neighbors locked in driveway standoffs, and the most absurd parking fails.
Together, these stories prove one simple thing: sharing a neighborhood takes at least a little bit of common sense.
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Entitled Homeowner Wants A Private Road
It Gives Me The Chance To Be A Movie Star
Motorbike Casually Parked In The Driveway
Nobody Should Have Their Ice Cream Melted Searching For A Parking Space
Someone Decided To Have A Little Fun With A Badly Parked Car
Saw This On Someone's Car Today
Commandments For Bad Drivers
Note That Got Left On My Neighbors Car After He Parked Crooked And Hit The Car Next To Him
That'll Teach Me To Park In My Neighbor's Parking Spot
How To Stop Hitting Cars While Parking
I can HEAR this picture and it gives me PTSD from my days working in a dollar store and the kids (mainly teens) just HAD to squeeze those nonstop.
Bad Parking Flyer
Problem is that you don't know if he was forced to park that way before the guy before him parked like an idiot
Passive Aggressive Parking Note
Love Thy Neighbor
Neighbor decided he wants to throw an egg at our new car because it was parked in front of our house and not in the driveway. Police report taken, they did nothing, and caught on camera.
Why Are My Neighbors Like This
My Neighbor Kept Parking Taking Up Two Spaces, So I Made Sure She Had Her Own Parking Spot
This one's a bit... iffy. Note the stairs. Given how far that jeep is pulled into the spot, if they were in the slot where the stairs are, then they'd be blocking them completely. If this is a complex, then if that's their assigned spot... they'd have to either park askew like this to keep the path open, or park so far back from the stairs that they'd create a hazard. OP would be better served petitioning the parking lines to be moved to reflect a more reasonable parking arrangement. Ironically, lining up with where the Jeep is parked.
My Girlfriend Got An Upset Note Earlier Today Regarding Her Parking Job
The Way My Neighbor Parks His Truck In Front Of My Driveway. Every Day
Parking Infringement With Neighbor
Neighbors Reserving Parking For Themselves
Kids, get out and grab those buckets and put them in the back of the vehicle. Someone else’s trash is our treasure!
Blocks Cars Into Parking Spots
My Neighborhood- A Bad Parking Compilation
I saw this from time to time when I lived in Salt Lake city. In quite a few of those "planned" communities, the HOA would ticket anyone who parked on the street. The solution was to park like this on the sidewalk, as whatever fines the city levied, were a lot cheaper than the fines the HOA would.
New Neighbor At My Complex. Been There For 4 Hours So Far
Neighbor. Still Trying To Understand How
Surprise
For me, this wouldn't be a problem. I can't guarantee that the car wouldn't get a little scratched or dented, but I can still climb over obstructions... 😉
Random Idiot Decided Not Only To Park In Front Of Both My Garage And My Neighbor’s, But Also To Invade The Sidewalk
Parked ideally for people to decorate the car from their balconies. I suggest eggs (because they're easy to aim) coated in honey (hard to clean, sticky, might attract insects) and seeds (to attract birds).
A Friend Came Over To Visit And Parked In One Of The Generally Empty Spots At My Building. She Came Back To Find This On Her Windshield
Neighbors Double Park If Anyone Parks In Their "Usual Spot" In Front Of My House
Someone Was Really Unhappy With My Parking Job This Last Night
Neighbour Has Decided To Just Offer Up Our Parking Spaces To The Whole Street
My Neighbour Put Up A Sign Saying A Public Part Of Our Close Is Reserved For Her Car
No, no it's not reserved, and as the sign is not legally placed I exercise the right to take it down.
Neighbor Has A 2 Car Garage And 4 Car Driveway
Ok, that happened to me once because I didn't put the parking brake on very well. Very embarrassing because I figured everyone thought I was an asshòle.
My Neighbors Just Really Don’t Know What Parking Lines Mean
Were they drunk? Who would park this way if they were of sound mind? There is zero benefit to doing this.
My New Neighbor Parks Like This
New Neighbors Parked Like This For 4 Full Days At Our Apartment Complex. This Is Generally A Pretty Full Parking Area After 5 Pm
New Neighbors
Neighbour Thinks I Should Be Ashamed And Embarassed Of Myself For Parking On The Street In Front Of Their Home
Ever since my mum left a note on my neighbour's car (around 4 weeks ago) asking if they could move it back as it was blocking our driveway, I've since started to get notes on my windscreen about parking on the street in front of their home.
This is their 4th note, after I told them that I would continue to park based on availability as it is a public space.
There's limited parking in my street so I sometimes need to park in front of their home. It all depends on availability and I've been doing it for well over 6 months..so I don't know...
The aggressive double sided tape is what infuriates me the most. They've added more tape each time and the messages have gotten more passive aggressive (well now it's more of a personal attack).
I'm already having a rough month from burnout at work and this was just the icing on the cake ahhhhhhhh.
Neighbor Doesn’t Want Anyone Parking Parallel To Him On Opposite(!) Side Of Street
Pretty Much The Norm At My Apartment Complex
Maybe they have an agreement? My work colleagues would often come in and tell another colleague that they've blocked them in because they couldn't find a space. When the blocked-in one went to leave, the other would go and move out of the way, then into the space. It seemed to work well for everyone.
Out For A Walk With My Son And Had To Go Around With The Stroller Because Of This Jerk
The Entitled Karon Neighbor Put This On My Car Last Night On My Car. How To React?
Neighbour lady uses a really long extension cord to charge her Prius prime often and hugs two parking spots on the street. The space is only enough for 2 cars to park (then the next neighbour's driveway starts). It's in front of a small apartment building. Last night parked my car first leaving enough space in front of me for her to park her car. How to react to this? She's apparently very entitled. No idea what she means by management, not an assigned space.
New Neighbors Yay!
Neighbor Regularly Parks In A Fire Lane
Someone Put This On The Windshield Of Our Electric Car
New Neighbour Keep Putting Up Blocks To Stop People Parking In This Public Space
My Neighbor Parks Like This And When I Ask Him Not To, He Tells Me To Do Something About It
Rude Neighbor Parked Almost All Of The Way Into My Boyfriend’s Assigned Spot (Closest To The Blue Car)
Entitled Short Man Thinks Okay To Park His Heep Where Someone In A Wheelchair Actively Needs To Go
Neighbor Parks His Truck Like This, What Should I Do?
My Car's Better Than Yours!
If you're scared of scratches or bumps on your car...then don't drive it! Just keep it locked inside a closed garage.
My Neighbor’s Camry And His Friend’s Prius !!!
Happens all the time. Someone further down parked wonky, and there's a knock on effect down the line with everyone parking weird. Then, whenever who started it leaves, it makes everyone else look bad.
No Idea If My Neighbor Was Drunk Or Forgot That Handbrakes Exist When He Came Home
Probably hit the gas instead of the brake, and is now calling a tow truck to come rescue their vehicle.
New Neighbor Keeps Leaving Notes On Our Car
Neighbours Using 2 Inch Nails To 'Block' Public Parking Lots Opposite Their Houses
Neighbor Blocking Me From Parking In My Own Garage
Our New Neighbor Has Parked Like This Every Day Since They Moved In
Neighbors Teenage Daughter Won't Stop Parking On Our Side Of The Driveway
My Mom Is In Town Taking Care Of Me After I Fractured My Spine In A Skiing Accident. We Only Have Street Parking. Neighbors Across The Street Left This Sweet Note On Her Windshield
I also deal with people parking in front of my house on trash day, because we have street parking. On a public street.
Neighbors Are Having A Gathering And Someone Is Partially Blocking My Driveway
Tow truck time! Another way to deal with that is to see if you can get into the car. Then turn the lights on. And leave them on.
Neighbor Parks Their Car Too Close To Mine
I’ve Already Asked My Neighbor Not To Do This
My Mom’s Neighbor Parks Like This Everyday
This is so disrespectful. The sidewalk is there so EVERYONE can safely walk, use their wheelchair or other mobility aid, little kids can ride their bikes or scooters, people can use wagons or strollers, etc... There are lots of roads that people choose to walk because they know there's a sidewalk and plenty of roads people avoid because they know there isn't. I hate when people block sidewalks. If you can't fit in your driveway park on the street.
Neighbor Backed Truck Up All The Way To The Sidewalk And Dropped The Tailgate
Neighbor Parks Like This Daily, Comes Out Of His Car Wearing Nothing But A Robe, Drink In One Hand, Black And Mild In The Other
Neighbor Having Their Annual Christmas Party. I Get It’s Challenging To Park On The Corner, Why Risk Getting Tagged With Such An Expensive Car
To answer the question? Ground clearance. You can see with the way the road is shaded, that the road dips off toward the curb on the right. Odds are low as that car is, it'd scrape if it tried to park closer.
I Hate My Town So Much. Not Only Did They Double Park They Parked In The Space My Elderly Neighbor Pays Extra For Because She Can't Walk Very Far
Blocking The Road With Their Giant Trucks
Our Neighbors Seem To Think It’s Ok For Their Friends To Park Wherever They Feel Like
My Neighbors Kid Has A Severe Phobia Of Curb Rash Apparently. At First I Thought He Might Be Still Inside But Nope It's Just Parked 3ft From The Curb
Bad Neighbor In An Apartment
My Neighbors (And Their Parents In This Case) Really Enjoy Blocking My Front Door
This one, OP noted quote "well, not really. this is a specific part of a residential area where you can basically park anywhere you like as long as you don't block traffic. the space in front of our house is actually a designated parking space." So... what the person did... wasn't illegal in any sense of the word. OP was just annoyed they parked there.
People would park on the red curb on the street where I work, making it treacherous to enter the street without hitting a parked car. So I complained to the city. First, they just re-painted the part of the curb where no one parks, then emails me they've dealt with it. I responded that cars still park there, sometimes as long as a week. Mind you, the street sweeper is there once a week, you'd think someone would issue tickets. So I complained again. One day, they painted the top of the remainder of the curb. Next day, I saw a tow truck. The next day, they painted the rest of the curb. No one parks there anymore.
This reminds me of a story. AT my nephew's birthday party everyone had to park on the street, which is allowed. Someone came out of their garage with a baseball bat yelling and threatening my sweet mild mannered MIL and SIL. Even his kid was there, yelling and waving a stick at them. Like W*F??? They were working on their car in their driveway but wanted to park it on the street in front of their house when they were done. And threats were how they communicated this. So MIL moved her cart and mentioned the incident to BIL and other SIL upon arriving at the party. BIL immediately went to confront the neighbor who ended up calling the cops on him. In the end the neighbor was arrested. A few years later I asked other SIL if those neighbors ever gave them any more problems. She said they installed cameras after this incident and had a few minor problems with them. But the story took a dark turn. Those neighbors had PROBLEMS. 1/2
Later their 11 year old son tried to a*****t a girl by crawling through her bedroom window at night. I don't know if it was related to that or not but the mom ended up k*****g herself and later the 11 year old k****d himself as well. 11 years old!!! Only the father and the other son are still alive. And my SIL ended up moving a year or two after the initial run in with the neighbors. It wasn't THE reason the moved but it definitely was a part of their choice to do so. It was so ridiculous being at her son's 5th birthday party and the cops showing up calling her husband to come out on a megaphone. The whole thing was absurd. Over a parking space!
Load More Replies...My car is 12 years old, small, and dinged up. Not sorry if I habe to pull up 12 inches away from a car taking 2 spots.
People would park on the red curb on the street where I work, making it treacherous to enter the street without hitting a parked car. So I complained to the city. First, they just re-painted the part of the curb where no one parks, then emails me they've dealt with it. I responded that cars still park there, sometimes as long as a week. Mind you, the street sweeper is there once a week, you'd think someone would issue tickets. So I complained again. One day, they painted the top of the remainder of the curb. Next day, I saw a tow truck. The next day, they painted the rest of the curb. No one parks there anymore.
This reminds me of a story. AT my nephew's birthday party everyone had to park on the street, which is allowed. Someone came out of their garage with a baseball bat yelling and threatening my sweet mild mannered MIL and SIL. Even his kid was there, yelling and waving a stick at them. Like W*F??? They were working on their car in their driveway but wanted to park it on the street in front of their house when they were done. And threats were how they communicated this. So MIL moved her cart and mentioned the incident to BIL and other SIL upon arriving at the party. BIL immediately went to confront the neighbor who ended up calling the cops on him. In the end the neighbor was arrested. A few years later I asked other SIL if those neighbors ever gave them any more problems. She said they installed cameras after this incident and had a few minor problems with them. But the story took a dark turn. Those neighbors had PROBLEMS. 1/2
Later their 11 year old son tried to a*****t a girl by crawling through her bedroom window at night. I don't know if it was related to that or not but the mom ended up k*****g herself and later the 11 year old k****d himself as well. 11 years old!!! Only the father and the other son are still alive. And my SIL ended up moving a year or two after the initial run in with the neighbors. It wasn't THE reason the moved but it definitely was a part of their choice to do so. It was so ridiculous being at her son's 5th birthday party and the cops showing up calling her husband to come out on a megaphone. The whole thing was absurd. Over a parking space!
Load More Replies...My car is 12 years old, small, and dinged up. Not sorry if I habe to pull up 12 inches away from a car taking 2 spots.
