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Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!

It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!

If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!

(h/t: distractify)

#1

Funny Comebacks

Text message exchange with a mom delivering a witty comeback.

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    Classy Comeback

    A person in conversation with another, humorously discussing parallel universes, showcasing one of the best comebacks in history.

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    #3

    Lovely Burn

    Social media exchange showcasing one of the best comebacks in history with a witty reply.

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    #4

    Proper Education

    Talk show guests exchange humorous geographic comebacks, referencing Nicaragua and England.

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    #5

    Taxi Service

    A witty comeback on social media mocking a statement about taxi service expectations.

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    #6

    Job Opportunities

    Tweet exchange with a humorous comeback about working in Aldi and McDonald's.

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    Foodie Burns

    Online exchange showcasing one of the best comebacks, involving a witty retort about tacos and pizza.

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    #8

    Mommy Dearest

    Social media post featuring a witty comeback about a mom's love.

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    #9

    Browser History

    A witty social media comeback highlighting internet browsing patterns.

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    #10

    Savage Roast

    A witty comeback on a social media post about an epitaph, highlighting humor and cleverness.

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    #11

    Orange You Glad

    Twitter exchange between users showcasing one of the best comebacks with witty replies about colors.

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    Sibling Rivalry

    Facebook exchange with a witty comeback about creating something better, involving a younger brother joke.

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    #13

    Savage Burn

    Old Spice and Taco Bell exchange witty burns on Twitter about fire sauce and old spices.

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    Savage Burn

    A Twitter exchange where Frankie responds with a witty comeback about being retired young.

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    #15

    Worthy Sacrifice

    Online exchange showcasing witty comebacks, including a humorous reference to burn centers.

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    #16

    The Real Thing

    Two users exchanging a witty comeback in a comment thread discussing a song.

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    #17

    Thinking Process

    "Social media exchange showcasing one of the best comebacks in response to a comment about male thinking."

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    #18

    Heart Breaking Comeback

    Woman with blonde hair next to comment about her hairstyle, part of best comebacks collection.

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    #19

    Savage Roast

    Two tweets exchanging witty comments about religion, featuring a biblical quote as a comeback.

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    Bad Burn

    Text message exchange with humorous burn about mistaken confession.

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    #21

    Funny Comeback

    A Twitter exchange featuring one of the best comebacks in social media history.

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    #22

    Simple Explanation

    Twitter exchange featuring a witty comeback about the purpose of an expensive bridge.

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    #23

    Bad Burn

    Text exchange showcasing one of the best comebacks involving a clever burn.

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    #24

    Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post

    Person asleep on a car roof with pillow; comments joke about traffic wardens not working Sundays.

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    #25

    Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

    Text exchange featuring a classic comeback from a son to his mom's text.

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    #40

    Text exchange showcasing one of the best comebacks with a humorous twist on Billy Mays.

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