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Hunger games: mediocre bird

I do this every day and I wish I could change but I'm just too lazy to care enough

What about being tired when you wake up, at 2pm and when you go to bed? And every time in between

Every time!

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I somehow managed not to toss the box before reading the instructions. Then I put 200 mL of water instead of 20. I will never forget the "what a twatbasket" look on my 9yo's face. (Added some flour, baked the turds, made hubby eat them so they don't waste away. :D)

Wow, that went downhill fast.

let the games begin

Feb-ru-ary

I'm so proud of my nephew - he cycled 40 km (7 times around in Arthur's Seat in Edinburgh) to raise money for people in Ukraine and he did it in under 4 hours, including a break to stop to look for one of his front teeth after it fell out! :D

This is a prime example of Murphy's Law

My ringtone is "pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbow" It makes me happy and calm, so I can deal with whatever s**t comign my way when answering the phone 😅

Please send my boys home.

They are doing it on purpose so they can invade your home

I think 9 would be more accurate

Now look under the bed.

I could get lost on a roundabout

*strikes pose* *inhales deeply* *puts recorder to beak*

I never thought I was cool, but hearing my voice makes me regret everytime I spoke

That's the definition of a good friend ^^

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I have unpacked boxes from when we moved 12 years ago. Have no idea what's in them.

The day my daughter became more technologically literate than I was, was a dark day. I used to work on IT help desk, that was the embarrassing bit.

Here dads on father's day: "Let's go, ride a bike and drink all day - no, of course without the women and kids".

My dad would wait while we picked out all the black jelly beans. Saved him some work.

In Uno and Monopoly all family ties are severed until the game is over

Person shouldn't have asked that tbh

I also brush my teeth while the conditioner soaks, that's what I call efficient!

Funny how that works, but it's the truth

Ohhhhhhhh now I understand the "kids in the car" sticker, it's an apology, not a warning

Mafia boss in the making

It's not nice to use photos of me without my permission

Men always aim too high, bless them. Good on you for having more realistic dreams! :D

No doubt!

100% can confirm. It's called the grandparent cheat

It's probably for the best we don't remember being a baby

Okay but can we talk about how kids dishes sound way cooler than adult's?

not even a month into the third year --- and already everything changed.

Stuff and things and nonspecific meals I don't make.

Mine is called 'hues of purple'

Why can't grown-up things be fun? ☹️

Bring honor to the house, daughter. Ok, I was thinking of Mulan

On the plus side, if you were a wild teenager, your teenager will be unable to hide as much from you.

Then he proceeds to buy the fifth bottle of car wash, because that Brand surely works better than the other four

Me: I'm not a taxi, why don't you get the bus. My daughter: that's ok my friend can pick me up on his motorbike Me: so where is it you want me to take you.

Me everyday working with customers. But I still wonder who is spending all my money.

When does it start? Asking for a friend

If he thinks it's fun... you leave all the fun to him I say

Oof

Does anyone really like green tea?

Ooh, I like that. But I might get addicted to funerals.

The answer would always be 'no'

I have a pair of open toed, strappy heels that have tennis shoe tread on the soles and a padded lining inside. They are the closest thing to an orthopedic heel I have ever stumbled upon, and I will wear them until they literally fall to pieces. They've survived (and helped my feet survive!) all night dancing in my twenties, and many boozy wedding receptions in my 30s, and they are still going strong. Those shoes are, hands down, one of the best purchases I have made in my life.

Least he's wearing something.

My kids had to put their plate in the Dish washer. They know exactly how this boy feels.

I'm that kid and I don't know if I like it. Ok, I do, plans are overrated anyway

See, procrastination can save lives! Ehm, I mean useful receipts, same thing really

My chick starts hitting, pinching and pulling on everything and everyone when overtired. Must be a universal toddler thing

Lookit grandma, lookit!

Googled my symptoms, too... its either the plague, bark beetles or the cylinder head gasket. Oh and its all deadly. Bye! Love you all! 😶‍🌫️

Woah that man be filthy rich 👐

I do that at the store and then I'm mad at me at home.

Plot twist: all the eggs have been found.

And the battery on the vacuum cleaner dies. :D

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I thought a plant in the bathroom had bugs until I looked closer and realised it was toothpaste - no kids at home - just my husband with his toothpaste