“I’m Not A Regular Mom, I’m A Cool Mom”: 40 Neat Mom Memes That Sum Up The Absurdity And Hilarity Of Raising Kids

This was ours.

Look at the admiration on their little faces. The ultimate coolness level a parent can achieve.

Fantastic idea! I'm so fed up with having to choose (no idea how that fell to me!) and then being told 'don't fancy it'. Argh!

Omg I want to be a fly on the wall for this so much. Lmao

Every Time

Yep

My inlaws had the same problem with their dog. We have such an inconsistent bedtime that our dogs are too confused.

*slowly raises hand*

Getting ready for bed wakes you up! Particularly that flipping minty fresh toothpaste malarkey. Why has no one come up with flavours that will promote sleep? Chamomile toothpaste or something?!

Hmmm...perhaps I should ask my wife if I'm honestly the world's greatest lover.

This is sweet. It really is the simple things.

I'm VHS years old ...

Would a single pigeon feather do? I found it at a nearby park.

This is why we want people to text us LOL

LOL when I worked in home care I took care of a 96 year old. I would go in in the morning and say " how are you today?" Her answer was always a snarling " how do you think I am? I woke up AGAIN!" I never really understood until I hit 65. Sigh

I feel so validated on this one

that;s so damn relatable, i'm 36 old morning person with zero kids who likes to be in pyjamas by 9; if thing won't start by 6, i'm definitely not going

We gotta embrace those win/win moments

Pretty sure Sisyphos wasn't a god

Imagine if field trips were a thing for employees. No, not a team building activity. Just a field trip where you take a day off work and learn how a medieval farm was run.

Awwww looks so cozy :)

It’s cute but cats don’t work that way. It can take weeks for a cat to take to a new environment and feel safe. And that’s with their family not with complete strangers.

Aw, bet that was a fantastic laugh! I grew up on a farm and my dad would put us on the back of an old trailer, pulled by a tractor, and drive around the bumpiest fields with deep ruts in them. We would be jolted and thrown about and had to hang on for dear life! Dangerous? Yep! Fun? So much fun! We would be shrieking with laughter. If I had kids I wouldn't do it in a million years!!

It is probably more interesting and relatable. And more reflective of reality.

As if somehow the discipline will happen to me in the night

They nearly have enough...

Fair play to them. I just have my dogs who never question my decisions or argue with me!

I can confirm that.

YES, please!

Guilty. I need this emoji.

Did not take long to figure that out lol

Coming from someone who grew up poor to the point that our summer "consisted of playing in a kiddie pool filled with the laundry rinse water (cause water cost money) I still don't understand the allure of Disney. Over priced garbage.

What if there are only red baskets available and you want black? 😳

Personal choice is a wonderful thing.....

Seems like I was always 36 years old - I can't handle multiple people talking.

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!

I remember 1 year my grandkids had been complaining that my pancakes were bad because I didn't have a non stick frying pan but I couldn't afford to buy one. 2 weeks later I got one from my daughter lol. Her boys had told her I needed a new frying pan. Last Christmas I'd told my daughter not to buy me anything as I knew she didn't have much money to buy gifts because of being on maternity leave. Imagine my surprise when she gave me a an electric heating blanket because she knew I couldn't afford to have the heating on.

Dogs should never drive, their head would be outside the whole time.

I'm 19 and feel this is it. Like I'm just going to graduate get a job maybe get married and kids. Like Meh.... Nothing interesting

I miss this too! Best part was there were barely any selfie duck faces too.

It takes more to earn my loyalty.

What if you work from home?

I can confirm. It was a magical career.

NOT today Satan! New slogan. Lol

Lost count of how envious I get of my cat's lifestyle.

100/10 would love to see this.

Yeah! My niece is 19, and her pictures look like 1-2 years old. Mine were overexposed, underlighted, with red eyes, typical ugly 90's baby clothes... And I'm just 5 years older!!!! (That's the difference between a camera with celluloid film and digital photos...)

I see you existential crisis dog.

Yup

This is not the original poster. Wtf.

Reaches for remote...

Can confirm.

Honestly, I have always been that way because my mom kept a one page laminated bird chart next to the window to identify the birds at the feeder. Great winter activity when it was too cold to go out.

A super hero in the making.. Spaghetti Girl!

You mean like Horace Slughorn?

I would be moving if my bathroom trash was watching me like that. 😆 🤣 😂

And you only see them when you’re en-route to another nearby destination and you take the long route so you can meet up for coffee and catch up.

You are infectious. 😊

She doesn't forget.

Just weird, tell the inlaws to leave the room and wait at home 'til the baby is born like sensible people.

No good, all worries

My husband and I saw a Dawn dish soap commercial the other day. He got excited that it's a squeeze bottle and I got excited that it can be used to pre-treat laundry. We both stopped for a second and burst out laughing.

Yeah.... And fax???? Who faxes???

I had a babysitter once that made us a giant cookie on a pizza pan. We got “slices” of cookie pizza for dinner. It was incredible. Now that I’m an adult I think of this often 😂

Accept there filled with a random bag of chips that looked good, and this bottle of soap your kid said smelled good.....

to be fair its like 3000 AUD so honestly its still pretty expensive for a bike

Oh historians will absolutely study our social media. It gets worse. Technology in the future will easily be able to crack all your passwords and access your most private documents and images. They'll use AI bots to make connections between all the public and private things you did online, so nothing will be anonymous. Search histories, text and messaging app histories, and so on, it could all be public.