“I’m Not A Regular Mom, I’m A Cool Mom”: 40 Neat Mom Memes That Sum Up The Absurdity And Hilarity Of Raising Kids

We were not yet sure if we wanted to know so we asked the Dr to write it on a piece of paper so we could decide later. My pregnancy brain lost the envelop. We had a girl. Three months after she was born, I found the paper. Hubby and I had a gender reveal "party" that involved us drinking a champagne and ceremoniously opening the envelope to reveal we'd had a girl. lol

"It's a girl!" *Bomb explodes* *Wildfire* *Earthquake*

During our ultrasound checkup, the nurse asked if we want to know and then proceeded to draw a little arrow with the word ‘penis :)’

*Sex of the baby.

Yep, that’s how we did it. It was revealed to everyone else when we said “it’s a boy” casually as it came up in conversation.

This would've been my dad 😊 can't tell you how many times I made that man beat Gannon for me

And now I have my son beat hard levels for me. How the tables have turned.

That is so cute! What a cool mom!

The look of concentration!!!

Still doing it lol

My husband and I make independent lists of movies we want to watch. We take turns and the person has complete control of their choice.

There actually is an app for that. But I forget what it’s called.

Can you patent your idea?

Please make this someone lol

Sounds good!

this has no right to be so funny BUT IT IS

I've done this. In my defense the pillowcase was made of t-shirt fabric.

We all have days like this.

I feel every part of this sentence

Oohhhh fresh outta the dryer to wear in bed. BLISS !!!

It should be mandatory for all websites to have a "skip to recipe button". And none of this two-page nonsense where the recipes on the second page.

"Jump to recipe" has to be the most misleading hyperlink ever. Even after it autoscrolls for 32.6 seconds, have you ever really found yourself at te recipe?? Also...if wanted to subscribe to your blog, I would but I don't, so let's get on with it.

WHY????

So you spend more time on the site and see all the ads

Drives me crazy.

ME 40: I want to live in a big house in the forest with my attractive spouse and big pile of blueberries to use as currency.

You'll notice this was written in 2019. We found out that 99% of the people who saw that cabin meme and said they'd love to live in that secluded cabin away from society and other people, couldn't even make it a couple of months before they were whining about the lockdown.

Wait till you hit 50

I am retired, live in a cabin in the woods. There are blueberries, but don't use them as currency. I love it here!

Me, 60: I want to live in the forest with some dogs and the blueberry currency idea is a good one. Yes.

My cat did this. If I didn't come up to bed she would stomp, yes I said stomp down the stairs meowing all the way and meow screech at me until I gave up and followed back up to bed. Then she wuld snuggly curl into my shoulder and purr at me until I fell asleep. Miss you my kaddy watz.

My Guinea pigs have a rputine that I get home, shower And THEN feed them. If I fail to imediatelly feed them after my shower, they stare at me from the kitchen And cuss me out in piggy language

I had a cat who slept on the bed with me and and a dog who slept under it (cave environment thing, I guess). Each night at bedtime the cat would proudly shoo/"spank" the dog from the top of the bed as the dog crawled under. It was like a nightly "tucking-in" routine.

Mine definitely tell me when it's bedtime. TJ starts herding me around 9. Once I'm in my bedroom, she sits by my pillow where she sleeps. She starts yelling at me if I take too long to get in bed. Blanche starts nudging the covers to get underneath until I turn down my bedding. Creatures of habit.

My cat approves of this.