Women tend to live longer than men across the world.
According to the UN, in 2023, women’s global life expectancy was 75.9 years, compared to just 70.5 for men. That’s quite a gap, and if you’re wondering what might be behind it, we’ve found a pretty entertaining clue.
The aptly named subreddit Why Women Live Longer has all the proof you need—photo after photo of men doing things so jaw-droppingly reckless, you’ll question how they’ve made it this far.
Scroll down to see the chaos for yourself, and please, whatever you do, don’t try this at home. Or anywhere.
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Old Advertising Campaign Encouraging Men To Get Health Screenings
Chicago Local Iron Workers Remake The Iconic 'Lunch Atop A Skyscraper'.. Photo That Was Originally Captured In 1932
How Do We Know These Bulletproof Vests Actually Work, Gilbert?
Swing
People Make Me Wonder Sometimes
A Good Old Fashioned Brick Fight
He's Preparing His Trip To Mars Without Nasa's Help
Never Stick Your Head In A Hole On A Tree To "Just See What’s In It"
based on the quills, it was a north american porcupine, and based on the size of the quills he probably stuck his face into its backside
The Perfect T Shirt Doesn't Exis-
Sure. Seems Like As Good Of A Place For A Pic As Any
I Have No Idea Why Women Can Live Longer Than Men
I actually know someone who lost a leg this way. He tried to clear a blockage by kicking it. 😯
Definitely The Brightest Idea
The Way They're Cutting Bricks
They Really Wanted Some Pancakes
It’s A Dogs Leash
Ha, Look At That S****r In The Sun
Hmmm
Overreaction much? Also... unless he cut it off like the moment the snake bit him, the poison was already flowing through his body.
I Just Want To Leave It Here
Florida Man Standing In The Streets Right Before The Eye Wall Of Hurricane Ian Hits
The Horror
The Schmidt Pain Index Was Created By A Guy Who Intentionally Subjected Himself To The Sting / Bites Of 78 Different Species Of Hymenoptera (Bees, Wasps, Ants, Etc.) In Order To Quantify The Intensity Of Pain Experienced
Scientifically, That's Why
Is this not the place to use this clip from Fleabag- where a woman says, that women come with pain built in but men have to seek pain out?
10 For Creativity 0 For Safety
UGH and he's free cutting with a cut-off disc. NO NO NO! He's about to lose his eyes and his fingers if he hits a rock and that blade pops.
Fits In Here Too
Girls vs. Boys
If I Microwave A Microwave, Does It Become A Macrowave?
And yet my question is... where did he get a microwave big enough to fit another microwave?
Interesting
I Think This Goes Here
My friend's family installed invisible fencing for their dog. As part of the training, the tech (or whoever) made them take turns wearing the collar and walking across the line. The reasoning? If you're going to zap your puppy you should know how it feels.
That's Some Quality Bonding Right There
Today At School, I Tried To Prove That A Stapler Had Staples In It. I Was Right
Yeah Bro, Silver Teeth. Cool
Safety 100
I Mean It Says Right There
Need I Say More
Have I mentioned how much I hate street racers? I hate dipsh!ts who watched F&F and decided to try that.
After All, Why Shouldn’t I Take A Closeup Of Unexplored Missile
Hmm
Depends on the bullet. We did this when I was a kid with 0.22 shorts. Two layers of denim are sufficient. I do NOT RECOMMEND anyone do what I did when I was a teen. I did many stupid things.
I Made A Taser Alarm Clock Coz I Can’t Get Up In The Mornings
Darwin Award
Best Idea Ever.. (I Was The One On The Stairs And Still Alive)
Trying To Get The Ball
Bonus points if, when you get it, you launch both the ball and yourself through the hoop.
It's Raining Man! Hallelujah!
You really couldn't construct kind of a telescope/broom stick with some cloth attached to the end, and work from the windows on both sides?! // On the other side, a lot of architects don't include "How can we clean/repair the window/random gadget/... that looks fitting here in like, every three months?" in their way of thinking. 😡
There's Gotta Be A Safer Way To Make Money Than This, Even In Rajkot, India
The Underground World Of Pallet Stacking
Man Took Picture With A Terrorist In A Hijacked Airplane
No Safety Harness Needed
This Is A List Of How My Boss Thinks He’d Fair In Gladiator Style Hand To Hand Combat Fight With These Animals. He Also Calls Himself An Alpha Un-Ironically
For People Who Really Hate Seatbelts
My sister died at 33 from this stupid, selfish (she has two small children) ideology. Clearly she got what she wanted.
Won't Fall Down
If he opened the window on the left, he'd be able to reach without even stepping out....
Bruh
Nope . The only thing proved here is your level of intelligence. (Here's a clue: it's not high.)
Turned Away For A Few Seconds And I Turn Back Around To See This….( They Got A Piece Of A Log Wedged Stuck In The Chipper )
Sent To Me By A Friend
Standing On The Edge, My Climb On A 282 Meters Tall Chimney In Germany
Yummy Antifreeze Goo
Children Bouncing On Worn Out Mattresses. England, 1980s
"Hot Pot."
I see he's wearing his Genius Hat. Also, "to hot pot" is a new verb for me. No clue.
Ive Been Seeing This Guy Work On His House For A While Now... Finally Stopped For A Good Look
Some Lattice Climber On The Garabit Bridge In France, What Could Go Wrong
I Hope To Have This Much Faith In My Bro
So This Will Also Be A Reason For Women To Live Longer Than Men
If you had this much time to paint, you had enough time to get an extension pole.
So, Should This Be Here?
Please tell me someone else sees the four African dignitaries at the left?!?! Is it a strange cardboard cutout? Is it photoshopped? Why?!
Friends Helping Each Other
Lattice Climbing By Shiey, Urbexer On The Duga Radar In The Chernobyl Exclusion Zone
Meanwhile In Freedom Land
Only A Man Could Think This Is A Good Idea
This is a test flight - what he's wearing is inappropriate, but maybe it's far enough along that they're testing it with combat gear.
The Results Of My 53 Year Old Husband On An Electric Scooter
I'm not sure if I'm seeing what I'm supposed to see. Have the fingers shifted and therefore misaligned? Otherwise, I see nothing broken.
Pretty Tame Compared To Others
Speedy
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