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The guys are not okay. And the Facebook group 'Men are so confused about their current market value' has made it its mission to call out their inflated egos and unrealistic expectations.
"We are a private group focused on feminism generally, and specifically offering women a place to vent about men," the admins of the group write, adding that the community is "unapologetically progressive."
For this list, we gathered some of the funniest, saddest, and most infuriating posts we found on the group. Hopefully, they'll remind you that if you've ever been taken aback by an "alpha's" attitude, it's not just a you problem. They can be so out of touch.
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#1
Confession
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#2
Felt Like This Belonged Here LOL
#3
Talking To Red Pill Be Like
Luke || Kira (he/she) 2 days ago
There's even a facebook group dedicated to "Conservatives getting angry about stuff they made up themselves". And there's always fresh material.
#4
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 days ago (edited)
Yes. Why would anyone love their children? It is beyond me.
#5
Found On Threads
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 days ago (edited)
"Why do the women I talk to all say I give them the ick? It is a mystery to me."
#6
🙄🙄🙄
Inservio Smurf 2 days ago
Sorry, but no. The young are honestly too tiresome. I am not a babysitter and I enjoy my peace & quiet.
#8
What "Nice Guys" Are Like
Starbug 2 days ago
Ok, about a hundred red flags, but what in the actual fvck is "alphabet intolerant"?
Did I say that out loud? 2 days ago
Some people get very upset with the whole LGBQT+ thing. I'm sure it has nothing to do with projecting their self-loathing onto others.
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Awkward lady 2 days ago
You had me at antisemite! What a catch!/s.... and leave the Labrador alone!
Megalodon Meg 1 day ago
That's insulting. Education on mental health woukd do you some good.
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Kiera DeCanio 23 hours ago
I know this idiot is trying to say they're phobic, but saying alphabet intolerant just makes it sound like he's saying he's proudly illiterate.
StretcherBearer 1 day ago (edited)
The only way someone should match with him is to rob him. Chances are he ain't got s**t worth stealing.
Chaotic Good 2 days ago
For my own mental health, I'm believing that this is a completely farcical profile.
#9
Just Checking
Inservio Smurf 2 days ago
Awww.... poor guy thinks he found cheatcodes, is actually torpedoing his own health and wellbeing with quackery older than his entire nation.
#10
Jesus Christ
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 days ago
Not only does he like children in a disgusting way, he also wants to be treated like a child?
#11
I Am Fed Up
David Jeffery 2 days ago
This is a rather unhinged way to declare you're a virgin, but good on you for embracing it.
#12
Hurry While Supplies Last! 😂
#13
On Behalf On All Men
#14
🙄🙄🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
#16
Found In The Wild Today, How Lovely 🙄
#17
Bear, Please
Tim Fawcett 2 days ago
Over 30% of Gen Z BOYS are not going to find a wife - obedient or otherwise
#18
This Should Be Fake. But It Isn't
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 days ago
"I am a pathetic man child who's need for s*x is more important than the needs of my ill girlfriend." Dude, knock one out next time you are in the shower and look after your girlfriend.
#19
Found One In The Wild! I Wish I Couldn't Believe This Has 2.3k Likes
#21
Well Ain’t You A Treat 🙄
#22
Yall Gotta Stop
#23
They Gotta Say 22–29 Because The Women Have To Be A Bit Older Than Legal
#24
Pretty Sure The Shortage Is Of Emotionally Intelligent Men Who Aren’t Just Looking For A Mommy Bang Maid But Ok
#25
Women Are Not Objects. One Of My Fb Friends. Wonder Why He's Single?
#26
I Just Hate When I Find This Stuff In The Wild
#27
Can I Kiss You
#28
Alright Ladies And I Guess Gentleman...form An Orderly Line ✋️
Luke || Kira (he/she) 2 days ago
He looks like one of those dudes who record videos in their cars aggressively complaining about Black people in The Odyssey
#29
Asmongold Has Given Video Game Developers A Harsh Rule For Designing Female Characters 💀
#30
Just Came Across This And "No, Dude"
#31
Ya Ok Buddy
#33
Ask A Feminist To Describe An Ideal Man
Inservio Smurf 2 days ago
Whoever wrote this, and whoever hurt him, sound perfect for eachother, mostly in that they spare the rest of us their presence in the dating pool
#34
This Left Me Speechless When I Saw This... Thought It Belonged Here?
#36
Aitah For No Longer Walking My Friend Home To Her Dorm After She Rejected Me?
#37
I Mean, I Know This Would Happen If Stuff Hit The Fan. Because Men…
cecilia kilian 2 days ago
If this is the US, about one third of the grandparents are the ones with the "ammo". Please note that I am pro gun control, and hate the gun obsession so prevalent in certain places in my country.
#38
I'm Looking For Someone Who
#39
This One Is A Real Piece Of Work
#40
Women In Male Fields…
#41
"You Women"
#42
Not Looking For Hook Up I Ain't Ur Guy
#43
You Are Only The Oven
#44
🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽
#45
Not Him Dragging Down His Church's Birth Rate 😩
#47
Dating
#50
What A Prince!
#51
I Can't Wait To Meet My Wife
#52
High Value
#53
The Question Was Enough But The Response Was The Icing On The Cake
#54
Someone Hasn't Heard About What Women Did In And After Ww2 Apparently
David Jeffery 2 days ago
You seem to think you're in a bigger majority than what you actually are
#55
Woomber
#56
Firstly. No Cops. Secondly No Feds. Must Hate Leos
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Earonn - 2 days ago
Here's to all the good guys out there. Those who not only aren't like the shytes above, but also actively fight back against them at our side.
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 days ago (edited)
I feel sorry for women. Btw I am looking for a virgin six foot Scandinavian warrior queen, all natural with no body hair, big chest, slim waist, child bearing hips, to submit themselves to my naturally superior alpha male status. Should be able to cook and clean and have a full time job that earns enough to support us both whilst I grow my gaming channel.
Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47) 2 days ago
I know a troll who appears to want to fill this spot in your life from the amount of time he spends stalking you. ;-)
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OMG, I just threw up in my mouth after reading this. OK, a lot.
SM 2 days ago
I couldn't read more than a few of them, before I just gave up reading them. It just sad how disgusting these guys are.
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Elladine DesIsles 2 days ago
BP reminding me, once again, how very grateful I am that I'm not straight.
Matthew 1 day ago
I (5'3". 4", 45m) seeking 18-20(f) virgin, 32-23-38 virgin, who wants me to be her daddy and second only to Jesus Christ, King of Kings, but would never get knocked up by a dove no matter how many angels said it was OK, because she's a virgin. Must love a**l and oral but be a virgin with no experience and has never seen a man's naked body. Also must cook, clean, and care for my 5 year old son and my parents.
Abiezer Vulgaris 2 days ago
Who in the right mind is looking for a mate in the internet? It's like looking for a clean spot in a cesspool of cra.p.
Chaotic Good 2 days ago
All of these guys are the ones complaining about the "Male Loneliness Epidemic"
liam newton-harding 9 hours ago
Got through the first five, and thought, "Whelp, that's enough misogyny for today...and all the other days."
Earonn - 2 days ago
Here's to all the good guys out there. Those who not only aren't like the shytes above, but also actively fight back against them at our side.
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 2 days ago (edited)
I feel sorry for women. Btw I am looking for a virgin six foot Scandinavian warrior queen, all natural with no body hair, big chest, slim waist, child bearing hips, to submit themselves to my naturally superior alpha male status. Should be able to cook and clean and have a full time job that earns enough to support us both whilst I grow my gaming channel.
Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47) 2 days ago
I know a troll who appears to want to fill this spot in your life from the amount of time he spends stalking you. ;-)
Load More Replies... Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47) 2 days ago
OMG, I just threw up in my mouth after reading this. OK, a lot.
SM 2 days ago
I couldn't read more than a few of them, before I just gave up reading them. It just sad how disgusting these guys are.
Load More Replies... Elladine DesIsles 2 days ago
BP reminding me, once again, how very grateful I am that I'm not straight.
Matthew 1 day ago
I (5'3". 4", 45m) seeking 18-20(f) virgin, 32-23-38 virgin, who wants me to be her daddy and second only to Jesus Christ, King of Kings, but would never get knocked up by a dove no matter how many angels said it was OK, because she's a virgin. Must love a**l and oral but be a virgin with no experience and has never seen a man's naked body. Also must cook, clean, and care for my 5 year old son and my parents.
Abiezer Vulgaris 2 days ago
Who in the right mind is looking for a mate in the internet? It's like looking for a clean spot in a cesspool of cra.p.
Chaotic Good 2 days ago
All of these guys are the ones complaining about the "Male Loneliness Epidemic"
liam newton-harding 9 hours ago
Got through the first five, and thought, "Whelp, that's enough misogyny for today...and all the other days."
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